Joe’s signed canal map

Joe claims he’s gone “a bit classic”, having brought in a map of the Grand Union Canal, signed by Clive Hut, one of the lock-keepers.
Joe confirms that he has met Clive, and when Greg asks him to describe the lock-keeper in three words, Joe simply says “asthmatic”.
Joe earns just 1 point.
(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by Karl Craven)