Pirjo’s haemorrhoid cream

Pirjo brings in a half-empty tube of haemorrhoid cream. Pilvi confirms that there is still some cream inside of the well-used tube.

When questioned by Jaakko, Pirjo admits that she couldn’t find her original idea, which was a cassette tape by the schlager singer Jari Sillanpää, implying that the simple and sentimental lyrics of the schlager songs would serve as the soft thing inside the ‘bad-ass’ cassette tape (the word for ‘hard’ used in the task brief is ‘kova’ which can also be also used to mean ‘intense’ or ‘bad-ass’).

Jaakko informs Pirjo that her prize is worth 2 points, but since she only brought in half a tube, he will only award her half the score. Jaakko therefore awards Pirjo fifth place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)