Bingo! - Bingo!
No. - No!
No! - No...!
See, David? - Ow, ow, ow...
This damn weather!
A warm welcome to this bonus episode of Bäst i Test.
Last week we wrapped up the regular season in a blaze
of glory, but now, we're going to give you the tasks
that didn't make their way into the series proper,
but that were too good, and, sometimes, too strange
to not show you. How are you doing, panel?
Good. - Great.
And welcome back, Johanna. Isn't it nice to be back on the couch again?
Thank you.
And David, wow! You're here too! What a surprise, huh.
And we're going to get the tasks going right away.
David, can you roll the tape? - Roll the tape.
Wow, you're so far away.
Hello, David! - Hello, hello...
"Get a bingo."
"The person who first performs three tasks that form
a row horizontally, vertically or diagonally wins."
"When you get bingo, you must shout 'bingo'!"
"Your time starts when someone other than you calls out 'bingo'!"
So, here are a couple of various tasks
and when you get three in a row, you've gotten a bingo!
Right. There were nine whole tasks here, spread
out on something comparable to a bingo card.
The goal was to do as many things you felt you needed to
get three in a row, which is colloquially known as "bingo".
And when you've gotten a bingo, you were also supposed
to, according to the tenets of tradition, shout "bingo".
Sometimes it feels like you explain a lot of things
to people that they've understood a long time ago.
Thank you, thank you.
It wasn't a... right, okay. Who are we watching?
That'll be Anis, Sofia and Sussie.
Bingo!
Can't do that one. No.
"Throw your shoes onto the balcony. Water the flagpole."
Would've been good to get going, with the...
But I have to choose which row...
I think it said 'the fastest'. - I know, I know, but... banana, banana...
I think, I think, I think... - We're alone now?
Banana, elementary school, every room in the house, I think.
Ow, ow, ow, ow... why'd the hell did I take off my shoes?
It was seawater, right? - Water from the lake.
I've been in every room in the house!
I've been in every room in the house.
[Get the banana down from the tree] [Take a minute
in the shed and think about what you've done]
I'll cross that off, then, Anis.
Yeah. [Get the banana down from the tree] [Take a
minute in the shed and think about what you've done]
I'll cross that off, then, Anis. - Yeah.
Who is it? - Jojjo. Time flies.
Can she answer already? - The person you have dialled...
Hi! I'm glad you came!
This is a boat, and it's a high-class boat.
And it's a classic Uttern 495.
It's going to take you from A to B, from B to A.
You can sleep in it.
Now, now, now! Hi, Jojjo! - Hi, Soffi!
Could you confirm to David Sundin that we were in
elementary school together? Thanks! Hugs and kisses!
Did she call you Sophie? - Soffi.
This boat's yours. Congratulations. 50 000.
I'll give it away. Do we have a deal? - Uh, yeah.
Thanks. Bingo! You can cross off the last one, thank you very much!
Sold the boat? - Yup!
Five litres. - Five litres.
Bingo!
Yes! - Impressive billiards shot.
Bingo! - And a sold boat, for 50 000 kronor.
Good work.
Good work, Soffi. - Thanks, Davvy. And Jojjo, of course.
Which bingo square did you find the most challenging, Soffi?
Well, I called Cissi and Lelle, and nobody answered, but Jojjo answered in the end.
Doesn't anyone have a normal name in Jönköping?
No.
And Sussie, you sold the boat for very cheap.
Yeah, but I liked that - Uttern 495. Like, I liked that thing.
"You can sleep in it." There wasn't a lot of...
Yeah, but you're trying to sell them on its features.
Okay. Well, I think we should move on. Who are we watching now?
Here comes Marcus "Marcus Berggren" Berggren.
Bingo! - Okay! I'm panicking, panicking
I don't even remember elementary school.
Might be a bad idea to go for that one, then.
Okay, I'll go like this. Like this. Yup!
I've been in every room! I've been in every room, looking for you...
Nice, nice"throw your shoes onto"...
Come on, come on, come on...
There, and the last litre. Boom!
Done! - Nice!
Done? - Very good time.
You should be pleased with that.
I'll get the shoes back myself, right? I'll get them.
...(bingo). - No!
No, no, no... bingo! - And your time's up there, finally.
I didn't know this was a show where you had to study super hard!
But it's a bonus task. - Yeah, it's a bonus task. It is, exactly.
We've got one bingo card left, right? - Yes indeed.
It's time for the good old Northern to show her stuff. Here she comes.
Bingo! - Okay, uh...
Wait, I'm panicking. "Take a minute"...okay, I'll do that.
Take a minute in the shed and think about what you've done?
Can I turn my pants inside out at the same time?
If you think at the same time.
That's right. I'm thinking about what I've done...
Wait, it was inside-out, right? - Inside-out is correct.
Are you keeping an eye on when a minute has passed?
One minute's passed, yeah.
This balcony?
Whoops. Fuck.
Bingo!
Good work. - Yeah!
It took a while! Like, until I... figured it out.
You get it? Like, until I ah, whatever.
Ah, Johanna, that was effective. That must've been a good time, right, David?
Well, we can sum up the whole gang. Sofia took
her time, clocked in at 4 minutes and 53 seconds.
Anis, 3 minutes, 2 seconds. Sussie, 4 minutes, 33 seconds.
Marcus, 2 minutes, 48 seconds, but the time
actually ran out now, since he didn't yell "bingo".
But Johanna, 1 minute and 57 seconds, so that would've
been the 5-pointer if it had been on the show.
Very good, but you know what I think? I think we should move on with another task.
Here it comes.
What are we supposed to do?
What the hell...?
A beaver. - It's a rat, actually.
Ugh, I'm super scared of rats.
It's not real. - It's not - no, okay.
No! For real?!
Oh! Ugh. - "Catch the rat."
"Most impressive catching of the rat wins."
"You must be at least three metres away from the rat when you catch it."
"The rat will run across the mat in exactly 20 minutes."
"Your time starts now."
Right. So, the goal of this was to catch this rat in as impressive a way as possible
when it passed this little red mat 20 minutes later.
And welcome back to the couch here, Fredde Granberg!
Thank you very much.
You look lovely.
I must say, it's nice that you've gotten all dressed up.
Let's take a look at our rat-catchers, here.
Here they are, straight from Hamelin - Anis, Marcus and Sussie.
I have an idea!
When you say "I have an idea", you know that it's gonna go to hell.
It's more of a shot in the dark.
It looked a bit more like a shot in the dark, yeah.
Other than this, do you do a lot of sawing at home?
Mhm.
14 minutes left until the rat passes the mat.
That's right.
So, it's the most impressive one that...
Yeah. I feel like this isn't particularly impressive.
Not too damn smart, either.
Impressive...
Does everyone have duct tape at home? Because it's mind-bogglingly good.
Imagine if you could, like, put this on like this. You know, through this.
Just tape on top.
No, that doesn't work. I mean, that's not going to hold together, right?
It's duct tape. You were just talking about how great it was.
You think so?
I've got it. This is going to be impressive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how... ah, there we have it!
What's the time? - 1.5 minutes.
I'll just get changed a bit. ...Ow.
Starting to smell a shot in the dark here. One minute left.
30 seconds. - How the hell did this happen?
Here comes the rat, Sussie.
No... no, no, no...
Getting nervous, now.
Ha ha ha! Huh?!
Doesn't seem like it can get loose, either.
It's not going anywhere. - Good work.
Good work. - Thanks.
Marcus, not totally according to plan. - Depends on what the plan was.
I was thinking, like, a tricky: "Rat goes into
the cave." And then: "Oh no, I didn't get it."
"Jump off the bike, squash the rat bastard, five points to Gryffindor."
Right. Who's putting up rat traps next?
Right. It's time for Fredde Granberg to go pest controlling.
I'm going to call this invention "The hunchback of Notre Dame".
So, I'm going to pull the chain, or the rope, when he rings the bell
but when I pull, the rat'll be caught.
Swoosh. Swoosh.
Ha-ha-ha!
Could this have been a string insteaad?
I know, but that wouldn't have been an equally impressive catching-machine.
And slightly off-concept, with this hunchback of Notre Dame thing.
I think the rat will be consumed by the mat. The mat's going to envelop the rat...
...like a carnivorous plant, and the rat'll be left hanging here. Squeak, squeak...
And I'm going to be laughing, like Quasimodo. That's my plan.
3.5 minutes.
It's a sign. - It's Quasimodo!
Freddemodo is ready!
Yes! Yes!
No! No!
Yes... ah!
Ha ha! - I'd say that you got him.
Good work.
A very dramatised capture, I have to say, but
when exactly would you say that you caught it?
I caught it at different occasions, but I was
still three metres away when I started catching it.
Well, I've decided this is approved, because...
Right, thanks.
You stopped the rat and it couldn't keep
crawling after you'd caught it in the mat, so.
Good. I didn't think of that myself, but that's very good.
Just one exterminator left, I think. - Yes, box.
Now, it's time to see how Sofia solved this.
Bath tubs. Bath tubs are good.
There's one of those traps where you've got a box, like this, and there's a stick here.
And then somehow... this is that thing about concentration
which I don't quite understand, but somehow the
stick has to go, which makes the bath tub fall.
Has to be a pretty dumb rat to not see the bath tub, just hovering around up here.
Is this stick too small? No...
Have to have a much shorter stick, then. Right.
Is that some sort of logic that I've missed?
It can fall within the bounds of logic, yeah, absolutely.
Or, oh! It worked!
Cheese?
Maybe mice are actually the ones that like cheese.
Rats eat, like, meat, right? Like, each other and stuff?
You should've had another, identical rat as bait for that one.
Three cheese rolls. - Should be enough, huh.
He's coming, he's coming. He's looking at us.
It's there. The tail's sticking out.
It's slightly macabre. Good work! - I actually agree, for once.
Yes, you had the real recipe there, Sofia: Not two, not four, but three cheese rolls.
Good work! And you also mastered the laws of physics.
This is the bonus episode, so these are just pretend-points,
but still, it's a little feather in your cap.
Let's move on with the next task, then.
Ah, I laugh at everything, need to stop...
Hey! Rubber ducks, at long last. -Should I read it?
I'll read it, then.
Out loud. - Right. Out loud, yeah.
"Roshambo David. One point for the first win."
"Afterwards, decide how many of your won
roshambos you want to bet in roshambos to come."
"Most points wins. You can stop whenever you want. You have five minutes."
"Your time starts on David's signal."
"Roshambo", that's rock-paper-scissors. - Roshambo, that's rock-paper-scissors.
What are the ducks doing here? - They're points.
Roshambo is, just as Anis says, perfectly
ordinary rock-paper-scissors. No fuss, no muss.
You bet as many points, or, in other words, ducks,
as you want, and you get to stop whenever you want.
Most ducks when time runs out wins, just like in life itself.
And here, it's important to keep your head cool
and not let your temper get the better of you.
How'd that work for, for example, Jerka here?
Well...
In theory, everyone's equally good at rock, paper,
scissors. Random chance is the main deciding factor
so you should win and lose alternatingly, so to speak.
Anything else would be odd, unless you're
born unlucky, or suck at rock-paper-scissors.
Apropos of nothing, here he is, Erik "Jerka" Johansson.
Are you ready? Your time starts now.
One, two, three.
First duck won. - I'll bet that.
Another one. - Doubling it again.
You're betting two. - Yeah.
One, two, three. - So, you've got four.
Four? I'll go all in. - Okay. Four.
One, two, three!
...fuck.
This is how folks become gambling addicts.
Do you want to play more?
Yeah, of course. "No, I'll stop at zero..."
One, two, three. One, two, three.
There. We're picking up speed, now. I'll bet that one.
Fuck!
This is going terrible, now. - One, two, three. One, two, three.
We've got rubber ducks, now. I'll bet!
One, two, three. Hell!
One, two, three. One, two, three.
There. One. One rubber duck. Should I stop on that? How much time?
2.5 minutes left.
Let's bet that, then. - You've had four. You know it can be done.
Take the bastard. One, two, three. I'm close to tears.
One, two, three. One, two, three. There!
Bet the bastard, now. One, two, three.
No! Take it!
Bet it! One, two, three. No! You always do the same one!
So do you. - Yeah, I know!
20 seconds left. - One, two, three! One, two, three!
One, two, three.
Betting! One, two, three!
No! - Three, two, one, zero.
Zero rubber ducks. How is it possible?
My brain locked up. I went for paper every time I won.
...I noticed.
Thanks. Bye. - Bye!
Yes, I wouldn't unleash that guy at a casino, I can tell you that.
What happens within you when you see this?
I get all sweaty and despondent that I'm this stupid.
Every time I'd won, I went for paper. - So I went for scissors.
Yes, my god. I think we should move on. Who's up next?
It's time for the duck hunters, Marcus, Sofia and Sussie.
Five minutes of roshambo, then. Start now. - Yup.
One, two, three. - ...Right. On three.
So that's...
One, two, three. You won one, there.
Want to bet it? - Yes, please.
So you've got two ducks. Then the question is - Betting them.
One, two, three! - ...No, that one doesn't beat that one.
One, two, three.
You double that duck, then. You've got three ducks.
I'd like to bet two ducks.
You're betting two, so you've at least got something.
I've got a vault here, so to speak.
One, two, three. And you won... - Two. I'll save them.
But you have to bet something. You can bet one, two, or stop.
I'm not stopping on two.
You've got tons, and I've just got... right, I'll keep going.
Someone might have zero. - I don't think so.
So you've got six ducks, in total. - We'll go in for a bet. One, two, three.
You've learned, now, that I always start with rock. That's mean, actually.
One, two, three. One, two, three...
It's like we're inside each others' heads. You want to continue?
One, two, three.
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Want to keep playing? 1.5 minutes left. - Time to bet big, maybe?
I'll stop here. - Stopping? Two ducks?
You could bet both ducks. You've got 1 minute, 20 seconds.
You convinced me, now. I'm betting both ducks.
One, two, three. - No! But that was kind of your fault.
One, two, three. - Yes! Yeah!
One, two, three. Five ducks, that's pretty good.
One, two, three. - Yes! Go, go, go!
One, two, three. 40 seconds left.
One, two, three! - No, I'm pleased. I'm stopping.
Betting them all. - Seven ducks.
You have 50 seconds left. Betting seven ducks
in one, you can double them and get fourteen.
One, two, three. - Yes!
Fourteen ducks for me, huh? I'll stop. - You're stopping?
Ten seconds left. Wanna bet it? You've got time for another, do you want to...
One, two, three. - Yes! I got two ducks!
Good work. What a match. - I'm exhausted. I'm totally exhausted.
Thanks. - Thank you, too.
Things went slightly better, here. Sussie, you were totally exhausted after...
Completely drained. - Yeah, you were very focused, here.
Yeah, but it's so much fun.
Yeah, but the duck devil really grabbed hold
of you. Didn't want the duck bank to win.
Give us some hard rubber duck facts here, the total figures.
Two ducks for Sussie, six ducks for Sofia, and fourteen ducks for Marcus.
But we've got one more person to see. - Certainly do, certainly do.
We have the apex roshamboer, Anis Don Demina, to go.
Okay, I'm ready when you are. 1-0 for me. I'll have a duck, please.
One more duck. I'll bet both. Bet big, win big.
I'll have two ducks, please. I'll bet all of them.
You're betting four ducks. One, two, three.
It should be said, now, that you can also stop whenever you want.
Right. I'll bet all of them.
One, two, three. - No! I've got no ducks, now.
Let's see, I've got some ducks here, now. I'll bet five.
Five ducks. Here it comes.
Are you ready? - I need this one.
No!
I just need one of those big wins.
Five ducks in the pot. One, two, three.
No! - Eight ducks. You're betting eight ducks.
Big win, now. Here it comes. One, two, three!
No!
Okay, but I've got a minute to go. - One, two, three. One, two, three.
Thanks. Betting both.
Thanks. Betting all of them. - Four in the pot. One, two, three.
I have to bet them all.
You're betting eight ducks. Here it comes. One, two, three.
Yes!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Should I bet all the ducks? I have to bet every duck. I have
to bet every duck. I can't - it doesn't - that's all I have.
I'm betting all the ducks. - 30 seconds to go.
You have sixteen ducks. - I'm betting all the ducks.
I'm terrified. Wait, wait, wait - okay.
I'll count slightly slower this time.
One, two, three...
Yes! - 16 plus 16, that's 32 ducks.
One, two, three, four, five, six... ten,
eleven, twelve... fourteen, fifteen, sixteen.
Good work. - Thanks.
Know what this was? Thrilling. - Thanks, I'm out.
Wow, Anis, 32 ducks, that's not bad. Is this some hidden talent of yours?
No, but I thought about competing in rock, paper, scissors. And not going to casinos.
"I'll win it all, I'll bet it all!"
But I still knew that if I win, it's gonna be incredible
and it was, right?
We'll move on with the next task.
Hi. - Welcome to the stage.
Hi!
But you've done stand-up before, right? - Tra-la-la - oh, it's not on.
"Sing 'I have won' in your lowest pitch..." ♫ I have won ♫
"...and 'this task' in your highest."
"Largest vocal range wins." - "You have one minute and one attempt.
"Your time starts now."
Right. So, the goal here was to, using your own voice, create the
biggest difference between your lowest note and your highest note.
I understand. Who are we watching first?
Every vocalist but one - Jerka. We'll save him for last. Here they are.
Where do you think I should start, high or low? What do you want?
I think it says, pretty clearly...
"Sing in your lowest..." - Yeah. Let's do that, then.
I have... I have... I have won...
I have won...
Like, this is a vocal warm-up. It's not an attempt.
♫ I have won...
...this task ♫
...this task! ♫
♫ I have won...
...this task ♫
...this task! ♫
Wow!
Thanks!
Thanks.
♫ I... I...
David, a little bit left to go until you hit Tibetan throat-singing.
Very impressive work from you, Sofia
and Sussie also got to put her old
vocal-and-singing exercises to good use, I think.
We've just got one left to go. - We do, which is Jerka.
Okay. Congrats.
♫ I have won...
...this vocal range! ♫
Thanks. What a range!
Impressive vocal register, I have to say, but did he say the right things?
Huh? What? What'd I say?
We'll take another look in slow motion, and see if we can
perceive - and what we're looking for are the words...
"I have won this task."
♫ I have won
this vocal range! ♫
Absolutely, Jerka. You won this vocal range.
This was also a bonus task, so no points, either way. What are we watching now?
And now for a completely different task.
Oh? - Hello? No David...
No. Guess I'll read, in case the good David's not on location.
You're so wet in every episode.
"Transport yourself 20 metres without touching the ground"
"between the upcoming starting and finish line."
"You may not step on the same object twice."
"You have five minutes to gather your objects."
"The one who passes the finish line fastest wins. Your time starts now."
What? Alright...
So I'm not going to be here, I'm going to be somewhere I don't know.
The floor is lava, huh? This is one thing, for example.
This is a stable step.
I'm bringing this one.
I'll go from here, then. Let's see.
Three, four. Two, three.
No, it's twenty! No, god - four, five, six...
I don't know where David's going to be, but I'm just doing this, now.
Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
Hi, hi! Did you have any questions or considerations?
What'd the letter say?
That's what I wondered about, a bit. Like, "upcoming starting and finish line".
I didn't know which ones those were, but I saw lines
and I suddenly felt that's the correct direction, or...?
Well gathered.
Thanks. Should I walk here now, or what? How mysterious...
Yeah, you can do that.
One... and...
Hee-hee! One!
Oh...
Where's David? - Good work.
What just happened?
Right. So, the goal was to gather things that you might conceivably
need to use to transport yourself a direction of 20 metres
in a different place, without touching the ground. In
addition, you only got to step on every object once.
A real challenge, as it would turn out, and Vanna's already started practicing, so.
We've got Vanna Rosenberg back in the studio again, welcome.
Let's take a look in the bonus episode at who's starting, here.
That'll be Sofia, Vanna and Anis, who have taken up their starting positions.
Hi! I've gone quite a ways.
Are you ready? - Yeah.
I can't step twice.
I have a bit of an idea. This is very thought-through, I'll tell you that.
Fastest to cross the finish line wins.
Ready, set, go.
Go.
I got so far. - And he's off.
So, you've only touched...
I haven't taken a single step yet. My feet haven't left the ground.
The line's exactly... - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
You're not touching the ground either, huh. - Negatory.
Focus, Vanna! Ah, what a super jump!
I didn't think this was going to be this hard.
Stepping onto... that, once.
Now, if you accidentally lift and step again...
That means it's over.
Stepping onto that, once.
No! - Touched the ground once.
No...!
No!
Stepping onto...
And that means it's over, since you stepped on the ground, so to speak.
Vanna, you got the right track here at least. What was the challenge, here?
Standing up at all, it looked like.
I don't understand why I brought a 3-metre
plank. Could've just been, like... a napkin.
But Anis, you did at least have a smart plan.
Like, my technique was foolproof. If I'd just wrapped my feet in the cloth properly
it would've worked out. - But you were too lazy.
Which athlete is up next?
When you say "athlete", Babben well, then I think of Sussie Eriksson.
Me too.
Some weather we're having, huh? - So, 20 metres. Fastest wins.
Ready, set, go.
And she's off.
No!
Dangit! I've got to get some weather compensation here, right?
Once on that.
That one's good, but you can only step on it once,
exactly. You've stepped on the bag once, now...
Bubble wrap, once... - It's not too windy, now.
No! Stay, stay... I'm fighting my way to the finish line, David.
This isn't going to go very fast.
You know what? It does you credit, Sussie.
No!
Here she comes. - Stay!
...Stay. Not far to go, now.
Not too picky about it. - No.
And a hop from there, shouldn't be a problem.
And that's the finish line. Incredible.
Good work. I'll clean up a bit. - Ah, that's sweet of you. Then I'll go...
Ow!
This damn weather!
I'm sorry to laugh, but this is the worst...
The weather was terrible!
It was, like, storming, the sky was falling...
The flag landed on my head.
My god. But I'll give you one thing: You didn't give up.
No, screw that!
You hung in there. I think that was amazing.
This is Papphammer-style entertainment. [A Mr. Bean-style character]
Trying to yell the papers into obedience. "Stay!"
Insane.
But we've got one left, right?
There is, and why we're still watching this I'm not quite sure, but:
Here he comes, Marcus Berggren.
Howdy, David. - Hello. Here I am.
I brought a lot of stuff. I thought the track would be a bit longer, I think.
But I'm ready! - Ready, set, go!
But, come on!
No, no, no!
Yeah!
I got past! Best in the test!
I mean, it was fast. - That was so fast.
Marcus, you missed the goal in the most literal
sense, driving next to the goalposts here
but you were incredibly close to a, well, an
imaginary 5 in this case since it's a bonus test.
And, well, everyone else got disqualified, so I'm not quite sure how to sum this up...
It was here in the bonus show for a reason, so to speak.
Daring to ride like that...
You're not afraid of death. Full speed ahead!
He has nothing to lose, Anis.
I think we should go for the next test, now.
Wow! David. - Annika.
There's the letter.
Let's see. "Build a tower out of carrots" Oh,
that's so fun! "Tallest carrot tower wins."
"The tower may only consist of carrots." It goes without saying.
"You have 30 seconds."
"Every time you call out a Swedish province, time resets from zero."
"You may not call out the same province twice."
"Your time starts on David's signal."
Right. So, this goal revolved around building as tall a
tower of carrots as you could manage within 30 seconds.
But every time you called out a new Swedish province,
time reset from zero. If you used this correctly...
...paid attention in school and such, you had plenty of time to build a carrot tower.
Theory and practice, united wonderfully. And here's Annika Lantz, welcome back!
Thanks, thanks. - Are you good at Swedish geography?
I've got a pretty good grasp of that, but I'm
not always equally good at reading off a page.
Can't learn everything in school. But whose
geographic knowledge will we be watching first?
That'll be all of them, except Annika. - Oh, oof...
Your time starts now. - Närke.
Bohuslän. - Närke, yeah.
That's right. I should save the provinces, then.
Bohuslän's gone, so you've burnt those, so to speak.
Region... is Scania a province? - Scania's a province. Time's reset.
Time to be kind of smart, here. - Hedelpad.
Härjedalen.
Gästrikland. - Gästrikland, yes indeed.
What's the one that Stockholm's in? - Sörmland.
Södermanland is what I've got in my papers, but I'll approve Sörmland.
What? Alright...
Norrland. Is that a province? - Norrland isn't a province.
Trying to think of watching Ms. Sweden when I was a kid, 'cause
that's why I said 'Medelpad', 'cause there was a Ms. Medelpad
but that's the only time I've heard that province in my life, actually.
I might not have made the best foundation. - A bit of a pile. A bit of a carrot pile.
Ah, provinces, provinces... Scania! Yes, indeed - doesn't
feel like Scanians like carrots, so slightly ironic.
Dalarna.
That's right. Maybe a small bonus for correct accent.
This one's so bent.
That one's too big. - Thank you, thank you.
No! Dammit. - You're from Uppland!
Eastern Götland.
That's right. Which is Western Götland's...
...opposite, or mirror.
Hälsingland.
We're talking tower, now. - I've got to think of a province.
No, no, no, no... - Ten seconds left.
Five seconds left. - Peloponesia!
No - Jämtland! - Jämtland's a province.
He's back in the game. No, I've never been to Jämtland
but I know that Ewert Ljusberg is from there, and that they want
to become their own country somehow. Not super sure of that one.
There's a lot of provinces to go.
Ah, what the hell... Småland! - Wow.
No, no!
It's a bit one falls, all of them fall... fall for one.
Five seconds left. - Bohuslän.
Bohuslän's a province. - It is? I don't know where it is.
Härjedalen? No. No. - Härjedalen's fine.
I think I'm just going to have to settle for this.
This is what we're getting?
Five, four... - Upland, downland...
...two, one... - Sörmland! Södermanland!
"Sörmanland"? You've said that one. Time's up.
And time's up, there. - Halland! The birches of Halland...
This is a carrot tower, as good as any.
Good work.
Slightly different building styles here, one
might say. Marcus, you went for more of a stack.
I wanted the ring wall of Gotland, because I love you.
And Anis, have you Googled Bohuslän now so you know what and where it is?
No, I still don't know where it is.
But it's never been as obvious that I was a school dropout as in this clip.
Sofia, you had a proper construction plan. Looked really good.
Yeah, I used to build with those wooden blocks when I was a kid.
Should we check the heights of this, since that was what the test was about?
Of course, of course. Anis, 15.5 centimetres.
Marcus, 17.8 centimetres. Sussie, 27 centimetres
but Sofia, wow-wow-wee-wah 32.7 centimetres.
Right, then. Then I think we should look at how
Annika Lantz does in the geographical competition.
Yeah, since if you know your provinces and time
everything correctly, you can keep going for 13 minutes.
That's enough time for a real tower, so here she comes. Annika.
Halland. Blekinge.
Scania. Bohuslän.
Hälsingland. Närke.
Dalsland. Uppland.
Småland. - We've got Småland there, yeah.
Sörmland. - You're just checking them off.
Gästrikland. Västerbotten. Lappland. Jämtland. Öland. Gotland.
Öland's buddy, Gotland. Just got four to go, then.
And how much time do I have left? - You have 22 seconds left.
What? Despite my incredible gift of geography to you?
The goal is to say them as late in the process
as possible, so you've burnt all of these now.
I'm not stupid, I'm more... ignorant when it
comes to listening to the instructions of a man.
Three, two, one, zero. - Crap.
It's over, now.
No, no... but admit that I was pretty good at Sweden's provinces.
That's the only thing I can admit.
I think we have to give you that. You were absolutely
the best at geography, have to say that. Very good.
But how tall did the tower become?
Annika's carrot tower measures 22 centimetres.
Despite the fiasco, she positions herself between Marcus and Sussie.
Which makes it 1 point for Anis, 2 for Marcus,
3 for Annika, 4 vivid orange points for Sussie
and 5 carotene-filled points for Sofia.
If it had been real, but tonight's reserved for goofing
around, which might be a bit of luck for you, Annika.
Should we take a look at the next bonus test?
We shall.
Go ahead. - I'll take a seat.
"Create a construction which is in motion for as long as possible"
"without electricity or any living thing affecting it."
Any living thing?
"Longest sustained motion wins."
"You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now."
Right. So, the goal was to create a construction
which is in motion for as long as possible
without it being affected by electricity or any living thing. And
the construction was supposed to keep going for as long as possible
within the timeframe of 30 minutes
so what we'd like to see here is some sort of quick-start perpetual motion machine.
And welcome back, Tareq Taylor!
Can we start with him? - Of course, Babben. Here he comes.
Perpetual motion machine. Remember the song?
Going here, going there, going nearly anywhere
Kick it off, it's good to go What a marvelous gizmo
["Den Makalösa Manicken", by Michael B Tretow]
May be the most intelligent song ever.
It's almost slightly unfair to have someone on the show who... can do things.
You think so? Everyone can do things, I think.
I wouldn't be surprised if this lifts off and darts away, actually.
Jeez, what? - What's going on?
So, from the moment it starts to spin... - ...you'll time it.
No...! - What?
Don't stop, wind. Come on. - Wind's coming in strong, now.
Four minutes left, this could keep going... but it's dying down, now.
No, no, no, no...!
Please, please, don't stop. No, don't stop, don't stop - oh!
Wow, wow. Wow, wow... - Alright, now... now...
You can cheer it on, right? That's not human involvement, right?
Imagine that you're free. You're free, you're
spinning. You're like a bird on a stick.
Life coach. - The wood... the friction...
Look at that! Ha ha haaa!
You can build one of these in your garden
yourself, if you want something fun to look at.
Four, three, two, one, zero.
And it just keeps going. An incredible creation. Lovely to see. Good work.
Wow, Tareq. A little wind turbine, there. - Yeah, why not.
It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. Are you god? Because it feels like you're god.
You make us look exactly as smart as we are.
But the interesting thing is, how long was this
spinning for? Since that's what we were measuring.
The motion kept going for 5 minutes and 23 seconds
so it was a very advanced construction, but
after this long, complicated construction process
there wasn't a lot of time left for the
actual movement, just at the end. At the end.
Here come the brilliant engineers, Marcus and Sussie.
It's done. Since this is waves, sound waves that are in motion.
Without electricity or any liv... any living thing affecting them.
Right, that's that, then. Let's dump that idea, then.
And I don't have to, like, impress you? - I can be totally unimpressed.
But sure, it's always fun to be slightly impressed.
Dear all my smart friends.
Enter my body, and tell me what to do.
A perpetual motion machine...
Water. Okay!
Look at this. I'm dropping this here. No one's touching it. No human.
It bobs around forever. - As long as it doesn't... stop.
But it never does. 'Cause the water's always moving, and
the air's always moving, and that's just how physics... is.
Guess we'll see about that. - Yeah. Time that.
We've got some marbles here, and a real steel marble.
And then it'll go over there, and then it'll come here. 18 minutes left.
This is going to be really great to see.
Yeah, right? ...But where's the steel marble? Hello?
Can you see what I'm thinking? - That's started.
Isn't that a bit of electricity?
See? See, David? - Sure do.
Here you are, ladies and gentlemen: Sussie Eriksson's perpetual motion machine!
Powerful words. - Yeah, they are.
Oh, oh, oh, oh - roll!
No... oh!
So now I've got one perpetual machine which you can see over there,
in the pool or whatever it's called, which you keep koi and stuff in
and this one's dry-humping a tree. Two
perpetual motion machines for the price of one.
Work it, work it, work it... go, now, go, go, go.
Five, four... yeah, it stopped. But I can still say that this was something.
Good work. Fighter. - Thanks.
"Create a construction"
"without electricity or any living thing affecting it."
That's powered by electricity, and there's also an
electric pump over there pushing the water around.
No...
Oh well.
Right, Sussie. You prayed to all your smart friends, did you make contact?
No, they didn't get there. No.
And you made two perpetual motion machines just to be safe there,
because you might've had the feeling it wasn't quite approved.
I just had so much time, so I thought "right,
I've made one perfectly, I can make another".
But do you mean that if I'd thrown the ball in the ocean, perpetual motion machine?
Well, it's not being affected by electricity, in that case. In this
case, there's an electrical pump which - and it's pretty visible...
The way it bubbles, and there's a cable going down...
I thought it was just the koi fish belching, but...
Not just koi-belching. Right, and how long did this go on for?
Sussie Eriksson's perpetual motion machine, if
you're so inclined, kept going for 28 seconds.
So not quite perpetually. Marcus' electrical
machines are eliminated, because of reasons.
Then who's left? - The junior couch, Anis and Sofia.
The kids' table.
A pendulum. Right? A perpetual pendulum.
The construction's started.
Now, my good friend, I'm going to commandeer the power of god.
Making noise actually helps. Ugh, ugh, ugh...
Since this is going to be put to sea. The rope's there so I can pull it in.
This one's just so I can throw it over. - A bit of a counterweight.
Ow! - Ow!
Do you think it's constructed?
Some may say it's quite a simple construct, but...
...but it's still a construct.
It didn't say "make an advanced construct", right?
"Construct" is fine.
16 minutes left. We're losing valuable
pendulating time for each second that passes.
So it's moving constantly, now. - Like, if he gets points for this...
Without electricity, without aid from a human being...
...with only the ocean as its leader.
What's the string supposed to be attached to?
To the string.
To itself? - Yeah. You don't have faith in that?
To be honest, I don't know what you're doing right now.
Is it still?
No, it's moving constantly after I constructed it.
Do you get what I'm going for?
Everything's crystal clear, except the reason you're not starting it.
Some goddamn construct.
Are you interested to know how little time you've got to go?
12.5 minutes. But the most important thing is probably...
...to get going.
I'll check if it's stopping, and time it, so...
You can use my construct later to pull it up.
I can. Good work.
I'm counting on you, now. Don't let me down.
Valuable pre-game talk.
You still haven't let go of it. - Come on, Dalén. Hey!
Now it's off. - It loses speed so quickly.
25 minutes left.
10.5 minutes left. Ah, it's never going to be entirely still.
Will you tell me if it stops? - Yeah.
30 minutes. And then I...
Yeah, without this construct, it would've obviously been rough getting it back up.
Three, two, one. Yes.
The only thing that could've actually made this
better would've been to start earlier, I think.
And not have messed around that much.
Marcus?
But how could I know that the koi were powered by electricity
and such? David said it was clearly visible, it wasn't
The ocean, there's boats in the ocean! You get it? Some fat guy
on a jetski going back and forth making his "construct" go around.
So I think if that's 5 points for him, maybe it's 7-8 for me
at a quick calculation. I shouldn't do your jobs for you.
No, you don't need to.
I have a bit of a philosophical question for you,
Anis: Isn't Mälaren lake a bit of a living thing?
No, it's water. - Water's pretty alive, right?
Can you kill water? How? - Yeah.
You ever been to the Dead Sea?
Ooh, the Dead Sea! - Boom!
Okay. Sofia, you were slightly slow to start
here, but the solution was good afterwards.
Isn't a tree a living thing?! - The tree wasn't doing anything.
And it's still swinging to this day.
But David, how did these times hold up to the, well, not overly tough competition?
Sofia reached 11 minutes and 34 seconds, so slightly better than Tareq.
And Marcus is looking at me like he... - But I made two things, David!
They weren't supposed to be affected by electricity,
and they were quite clearly affected by electricity.
Couldn't you have said that while we were there?
I said it right after you left, so...
It was... well, not of much help to you, really.
And Anis, who, unlike Sofia, got off the ground quickly,
got a motion that persisted for an entire 27 minutes.
And Marcus, this is actually just facts. Nothing personal.
I'm just saying the numbers as they are, and they are...
0 for Marcus, 2 for Sussie, 3 for Tareq, 4 for
Sofia och 5 for Anis, the perpetual motion machine.
And with that we've reached the end of this bonus episode.
Thank you greatly, panel, for this season. - Thanks for having us.
And remember that we're back on your screens next year with a brand new season.
See you then!
Original Swedish subtitles: Linda Eriksson (Iyuno-SDI Group för SVT)
English translation: u/DangBream
This version lightly edited by: u/taskmastermaster