Don't think that this is the queen's speech.
Well, the queen of this house, yes.
Because here what I say goes, period.
This is a comedy,
where six comedians face every week...
Sorry?
In a series of ingenious tests.
Thunders. -Yes.
funny.
Cool.
Me Swedish? Of yours.
"You" is "I" in your language. I am you.
Spectacular.
And surprising.
Anabel, give me six points.
To this end, I count on my personal assistant,
Corbacho.
Guide and accompany my errands in conducting the tests.
3:49 you are. Come on, cheer up, mate.
They will be taken to get the grand prize of "Dicho y Hecho."
As head I am, I'll put scheming
the evidence that punctuate a very impartial jury.
I.
(Music)
(Applause)
With all of you, Anabel Alonso.
(Applause)
Thanks thanks.
(PUBLIC) Head! Head! Head!
Good evening and welcome to "Dicho y Hecho"
the programme in which my guests are going to have to do
which to me out of the very bow.
I know, this year we are not going to be president of the Government,
Nor it will come out white smoke at the Vatican
in favor of a nun, this was already known,
and rule and waxing will we keep bugging great time .
Here comes the good news,
there is finally a woman to the front of a talent programme
and humor on television.
(Applause)
That woman is me, I'll more than enough of both.
Throughout eight programmes,
the same six famous poor who will face
some tests.
Some of them, made live,
I designed tests I and puntuaré myself.
Dear friends,
What would be the Roman Empire without Christians?
How Egyptian dynasty without slaves?
Of the modern restaurants without the fellows exploited?
Nothingness itself.
Therefore, a boss needs to have someone send.
So, that these six poor souls
I will call "my errands."
David Fernandez for us: "the weirdo".
If someone has to come to see him already come.
For you: "Rodolfo Chiquilicuatre"
known for making history in Eurovision.
Did you see a year that came
a singer named Rodolfo Chiquilicuatre?
Shows that his head is not on this planet.
You like me?
He did not like, okay, okay.
Goizalde Nunez, the listilla.
It's a great idea. Thank you.
We have dazzled
with mythical characters of TV series
and here it comes to prove its analytical aspect,
rational and Ladino.
Corbacho!
Pablo Carbonell, veteran.
Comes back around, singer, actor,
and you throw.
Thank you very much to the programme for giving me this opportunity.
It comes with an eyepatch
because it says so sharpens the other senses.
Potencio all other senses.
Good strategy. Excuse me?
Leonor Lavado, rookie.
One of the best imitators of the country.
Sometimes great characters possess.
It is competitive and feisty.
Kill me now, it will be easier.
Elena Furies, I will not throw flowers.
In this...
How I would be seeing my mother now
I do not remember the song my grandmother!
I'll just say she is an actress,
It is fresh, spontaneous, natural
and pulls out his genius when we least expect.
I'm on the bridge, potato and straw up his nose.
The pretty girl.
Secun de la Rosa.
The insightful.
What is "Swipe"?
Actor, author, director and, above all, funny.
Get a laugh in the most impossible situations.
Secun has arrived, little calm.
As I have seen,
I am lucky to have a man as a slave...
As assistant.
A man who finally has found its place in the world.
Please loud applause for Jose Corbacho.
(Applause)
Thank you.
Save the applause for the boss.
Goodnight everyone.
As assistant Your Excellency,
I have the privilege of putting into practice
evidence of the privileged mind of Mrs. Anabel Alonso,
He has devised for these six guests.
Spooky!
-C'mon C'mon!
-There I will not go up.
-Come now.
Let's see if this works.
-Mecachis at sea.
Every night go by presenting such evidence,
because none of them know how others have done
nor you.
So here I will show videos of these tests
so you have a good time and, if desired, the rate too.
We are ranking on screen, everyone starts with zero points.
Carbonell is happy because all start with 0,
tied, perfect.
After each test,
our boss Doña Anabel Alonso marked from 1 to 6.
Scored as Eurovision,
They are punctuating as it leaves them the "eurozone".
This laughter gives me love and fear.
The most points at the end of the programme today,
You will get the grand prize of the programme,
then I explain.
Which most points when we finish
the eight programmes of the season, will get the superprize,
only I tell in the last programme,
because I like the suspense.
What test will start today my poor guinea humor?
Let's start with a test in which our errands have
Unleash your talents to painting.
Hello how are you?
-Really?
-Good Morning.
You know some proof that I have to do?
Where is the envelope?
I see nothing here.
The shit...
-A hat "Don Quixote". Okay, me mola.
- "Make the best portrait of a horse
while you're on another. "
If I have not uploaded a horse in my life.
- "A trot and canter, time 20 minutes."
-Come on.
- "Begin when you start jogging."
- "A trot and canter" perfect.
'I tightened my boots.
How do you deal with the subject of the painting?
That does not matter, it is as I have the theme of the horse.
Forgives.
¿I can raise me above you and go painting?
Lavado. Yes?
How are you? We breathe.
Which pulls the trot or gallop is the horse, not you.
Then I'm not going to go up.
What power has the youth.
When you start jogging.
I do not see very well, as I do not see very well...
Do not look good, all are extreme conditions.
Besides I have vertigo.
I think I like this hat.
(Applause)
Surprise me and see where have been those crazy cabecitas
mulling what were the orders I have given them.
I'll start by two very quick contestants.
Thank you. Sit, de la Rosa, please.
I'll start with two very quick contestants.
Miss. Lavado and interestingly, Mr. De la Rosa.
It is surprised.
But I am surprised more. 'You always surprise.
She has entered a gallop.
They are painting is very fast, rising
and tongue as well.
Time starts now.
Cojo brown.
Moon, honey, you do not want to stain.
-Espérate, I'm going.
'We have paint.
'There are, colorful missing there.
'I'm having so well that neither paint.
I've made a different plane.
Run, run, horse.
The problem may be down.
Which do not count.
-To ride a horse.
Weather.
Is Cayetano Martínez de Irujo. Yes, or pomace.
(Applause)
You wish to reach out to the sole of the boot to my friend Caye,
What ease down frame which ease,
I've seen how agile.
It was swollen, I was going a stage wen me.
Now you're much better. I am a little better.
It was swollen, I rode on horseback.
I tried to live the experience.
I told you to get off the horse has been a picture
more than you painted.
Leonor, we have not seen the picture,
scares me the portrait that has been painted.
What I do know is that you have given howls
throughout the test.
I'll answer as Tamara Falcó.
I love horse
but my favorite animal is the Jaguar.
I have one parked outside.
Is the girl multiple personality?
I do not know if the girl of "The Exorcist".
Have not you given medication? You are turning your head.
Among the cries of Ms. Lavado and songs of Mr. de la Rosa,
let's take
a 'Greatest Hits " equine songs.
Paint, they have not painted much.
Have a little painted the mona.
What is your role in all this?
Nobody decides when it ends, you decide when you I just painted,
what they do, whether or not it is worth.
What have you delegate? For what? Not at all.
I have to be behind you all day
so you do things right.
It has been complicated. Or buts or anything.
Let's see the final result.
Let's see the portrait that made Mr. de la Rosa.
Although we have had a breakthrough. That is.
How nice.
-¿Este is my horse? It's a little cow.
What is this? A dog?
It is a "demogorgon". That?
Un "demogorgon" de "Stranger Things",
un caballo "demogorgon".
They know what it is.
We have an audience to his pictorial height.
Thank you, colleagues.
I see more of a "perroballo" is a mixture of dog and horse.
Es un "demogorgon".
Has three legs, why?
Because you do not look to the horse fours.
The "demogorgon" have three legs.
The fourth leg is...
¿Ves "Second"?
Leaning against the wall. Sure.
It's stick. I've got the fourth leg out there.
Let's see the picture of Ms. Leonor
or whoever failing.
Let's see the portrait that made Miss. Lavado.
You can say that you painted like ass.
A different plane.
A gift horse does not look the tooth.
A gift horse does not look anus, in this case.
Who says here and who rate? You, ma'am.
I'm the boss, I'm the one who says, now you've taken my joke.
Well, I'll repeat.
Leonor, you have painted as the ass.
(Applause)
What ingenious. Thank you.
It seems to me that is fine.
Why he has not painted the rest of the horse?
Why he specializes in the ass?
The rest did not seem significant.
I think the ass and has much power for me.
The ass has power, the ass has power.
-The culito of the horse, the ass has power.
We have just started
and I already see the east ranking as your picture,
as the ass, as in the queue.
It all comes to the same thing a bit, the ass, the tail.
I hope the next better.
Let's continue.
Much better is the portrait of the Furies,
which is not the name of the horse, but the name of Elena Furies,
one of our contestants.
Another mare. Another jackfruit.
Mare our video called Moon.
She was very pretty. Let's go to see her.
The present Luna.
Moon introduced him to Miss Furiase.
Hello, Lunita. Moon is the gentleman.
Good? No. How can I be okay?
Mother of my life.
The horse does not have to look like.
The chichi hurts too.
Are you left - handed? It is true.
I had not noticed
I was painting with his left.
It 's not left - handed, just not conscious.
Wicks.
Oh, I'll kill me!
So, so, so. Oh, how scary.
Okay, that's it. I'm done.
Take the opportunity to soak brushes.
I take not to wet any brush.
I'm done. 15 minutes left.
No, not 15 minutes. I'm done. Actually they have 12.
No, please, I'm done. I'm afraid, really.
If Picasso had painted it this would be a work of art,
but as I have done is a milestone.
If you turn around it can be something on fire.
Something in flames.
Fuckers.
Elena Furies, have an untamed tongue.
Thank you! I'm a charm.
My mother took me to a fee - paying school
to see these wonders.
You know you've won me,
because I like women with character.
I like women with character.
I now burn with desire,
after seeing that may be one thing on fire,
to see your picture.
Let's see the picture of Miss Furiase.
As a fried egg has a future.
Explícanoslo, please.
The brown I discovered later.
In life or time to paint?
No, in life.
As discovered he painted with his left, I said:
"The brown exists, it is not just poop".
I decided to make a horse
abstract, different and a little versatile.
Which also it has three legs, curiously.
Why?
If I start well,
Maybe I'm well and this leg is not me.
And that red back there what? A sign.
I thought the horse had made a cairn.
Is a heart,
as I've been for you two.
It has done nothing wrong. Like I give full marks.
You! ¡O no!
"Next", Corbacho.
Come up with the next contestant sent,
which is none other than the cowboy Cadiz,
"gaditaun cowboy", don Pablo Carbonell.
Let's see it.
Carbonell, are you ready? Perfect, as time begins now.
Ahead.
Mecachis at sea.
How wonderful this for the prostate.
At trout, the trout.
At the galloping, galloping.
You must also sign it, right?
I this I will sign and if suddenly
the world of art is so majareta and someone wants it .
I've seen as very "disfrutón". What topic you sang?
"The Ride of William Tell". The cavalcade of Kings.
Why you were carrying so much? Chimo Bayo seemed.
A toothache or something.
-The cowboy hat wanted to take me.
I had to wear a helmet
and I had to grab with duct tape.
I've done depilation here.
And prostate well. Good yes.
Some analgoaplastamiento ever had.
The analgoaplastamiento okay
and Mr. Carbonell box is also quite good.
For the first time a horse with two legs
instead of three.
The perspective. We are getting better.
Test Mr. Carbonell is important
because it is the first after painting the picture
reinterprets the text of the test
and poses a challenge in "Dicho y Hecho."
How that reinterprets?
I'm going to teach. Yes please.
"Make the best portrait of a horse
while you are going over another.
Performs the best portrait of a horse
while you're on another. "
Jose jose! I'll make another one. Take heed to yourself this.
Will you do another?
Not be fooled
and do not sell for less than 5,000 euros.
Leave me your phone. Do you have a phone?
Yes, my phone.
Leave it for a moment. Why?
I just realized one thing.
Hello Hello!
I have, let 's go. Piece of portraiture.
It seems quite to the one I did before.
She recognizes him until his putative father.
Look how beautiful. Then you sent him. Thank you for your phone.
Come on, Moon.
But it goes well? If we leave.
Have you seen "Centaurs of the desert"? Peliculón, huh?
It is true
most old devil knows that by devil
and it is also true that with this patch
are you are developing other ways,
for example intelligence.
I'm starting to develop the left side of the brain.
The frontal lobe.
I think maybe I give you six points
before seeing the photo,
because it is true that he has played very well.
It was a portrait of a horse on top of another,
but we did not say it had to be painted.
He said: "Let's do a portrait"
and Pablo has decided to make this particular portrait.
He has shown his intelligence.
I wanted, ma'am, with your permission, ask Furiase and Lavado,
I've seen that have pouted
before the strategy of Pablo Carbonell
taking a picture with a mobile.
What do you think of this technique?
I find it quite unfair, the truth.
Why? It was said in the rules to paint.
I have here the envelope curiously of that test.
"Make the best portrait of a horse
while you're on another to trot and canter. "
Painting did not say anything,
but as you go so fast in life...
It has been deduced and are my rules, they can not be questioned.
Not put paint, puts perform.
I put this face
but not because I seem unfair or anything.
I thought it was brilliant.
Very clever, very well.
It has reinterpreted the rules.
At school I always said,
it is very important to read the statements.
Children, read the statements.
What is a statement?
Pablo, how many followers you have on Instagram?
Very few.
I have come to Instagram
when they had already distributed all followers.
It does not surprise me, because your filters are horrible.
You should follow your wife and your daughters any more.
I have 4,202. I think you bought.
I have 4,202 children. And a woman, good.
Move forward.
We will continue,
because talking reinterpretation
of the text you wrote, ma'am...
Which he has done very well Don Pablo.
Fernandez and Nunez
They took the reinterpretation of the envelope
to a point which is between the end and caught by the hair.
"The best portrait of a horse while you're on another."
Another.
While you are going over another, not while you're on a horse.
¿I can raise me above you and go painting?
Wonder, huh?
- "Make the best portrait of a horse
while you're on another. "
A horse while you're on another.
Or I can take this. This is an easel.
-Hello.
You come with me?
Let's see if we can make a portrait.
¿The looks?
I need you take over.
I'll climb on top of this guy.
Want to get on top of this gentleman,
it is another.
Is another one.
Are neither you nor I, but it is another.
Another. Smart girl.
I have seen very fine there.
So as not to get on the horse... Well, the mare.
One, two and... Hang in there, buddy.
There is nothing secret
"If you give this leaves a tiny horse and...".
That if there were a wee horse
you would have no problem hop.
Let's see what you call tiny.
Horse waves.
-We are making progress.
I'll put a little green at this time.
His eyes'm putting green, what do you think?
I -Corbacho, what if I get wet you? Is a little bad.
Will ya can ride on another easel?
Come closer a tad more. It would be a detallazo.
I do not get. Corbacho! I do not get to the black.
-Fenomenal this tone.
Leave me alone brown.
Dame with big brown.
Give me green paint.
Black.
Bring me the paddle, can you?
I can not.
I corbacho, what if I put up with you the canvas?
Three two...
Time is running out!
Okay. Take my picture to sign.
One time.
Be careful, please!
My ass!
I corbacho, but what is this?
You are the most facile.
You bring the palette,
will subject the canvas, you give the paint.
Assistant who you are, I mine or yours?
You, General. It will not happen again.
It shows you have a soft spot for him.
The envelope did not put anything that could help them not
and they reinterpreted the text.
I found brilliant at the time, but now I hate them .
Goizalde, a question.
Does this inthe stand alone you make special effects
It was to motivate you?
That comes from inside me.
It comes from old.
What of a man get on? I said, "Other".
Corbacho not because you have to help me somehow,
So where is another?
Camera.
You spent riding a cameraman to jump on an easel.
In a moment
I will decide whether it is legal or not what you have done.
It is also true that I value your imagination.
That's also true.
Let's see the pictures of Núñez and Fernandez.
Fairly good.
The first horses with four legs at night.
Without being on a horse how easy.
-The issue is that I was watching the big horse,
But I was raised in a tiny horse
paticorto was me.
I have been so,
but I think the color is very beautiful.
I've made green flanges and has four legs,
very important thing.
That is a lot tonight. That is a lot.
And a very original signature as well.
Goizalde, you follow. Desarrollanos the concept.
The first, is moving. I do not know if you noticed.
Were you doing a portrait to the standing horse.
You went on the stand.
We can describe this style as painting easel.
I do not know if it's a good idea, but poned the six works together.
To see the comparisons.
It is very exciting to see six horses.
What art have, dear, what art.
It seems an exhibition of the Museum of the Prado in after hours.
Now comes the moment of truth,
I am going to score. Dear guinea pigs on horseback.
I will give six points to Pablo Carbonell.
(Applause)
The five points are for Goizalde Núñez by list,
espabilada.
(Applause)
David van for the four points by knowing how to adapt
as a hobbit all sizes.
(Applause)
Elena Furies will give two points for his genius in general,
that character that I admire.
(Applause)
Miss Lavado 'll give you two,
not give less to the portrait of the ass.
And Don Secundino,
a point, a point that Remedios Amaya.
Ranking first opened.
Let's see the points that gave our boss.
And there we have, with six points, Carbonell.
Right now it would be the winner of the grand prize
it is time to explain.
In each programme the six errands bring a personal object
under a slogan proposed by our boss and Mrs.
Mrs. Anabel Alonso.
The programme ends the first of the ranking,
It will be those wonderful objects,
I say that because that's a great luck.
Is not it wonderful.
I want them all.
O no.
The object today is the most cost you get.
Let's see what they have brought.
When you see the six objects, also I puntuaré.
To see David, show us yours.
What is this?
Tickets are ashtrays. I smoked at that time.
Many years ago.
No ashtrays now take airplanes.
One day, at the time of the Chiquilicuatre,
when everyone knew me.
Already have forgotten you, you mean?
Yes, it's been 10 years.
Before it was Chiquilicuatre and I am now "Chiquilicutre".
I was on the plane and there was a gentleman to the side,
we were getting up, I keep the ashtray
And the Lord said, "How that ashtrays are removed?
Watch what you say the Chiquilicuatre,
that ashtrays are removed ".
He started the whole plane ran off the voice.
I promise.
He started as this for my house.
He began to catch all the ashtray plane.
What a shame.
And that's how bankrupt airline.
Chief, do you want to see
the gift that has cost him get Leonor Lavado?
There it goes.
But what is this? A slot?
This is a picture of "The Wire".
I'm a big fan of the series.
And it took a lot to get it because it was a kid who did
in a craft store.
It was crowded and was the only one left.
And I had a kid in his hand.
And I did happen to me by the girl Store
and I said "no, no, it is already sold."
Buy, I ride, I showed it to my friend
and it appears the boy from behind.
"So I was the only one left in the store."
If you see that kid me, honey, I'm sorry,
but he's hanging in my house.
Be.
For when we gather all these delicacies.
You see that the level is a bit...
the winner of today's will
and you can do with them whatever you want.
Auction them, give them away, or what I would burn them .
Meanwhile we will continue with the tests.
And next test is:
Here, live, right now.
With you all, very ordenaditos and without scrum.
Ducks Wichita.
But bodies.
I have been awestruck. Abide to read the envelope.
Fernández. Nunez wipe the envelope.
Nunez, wipe the envelope to Carbonell.
Carbonell, wipe the envelope to Lavado.
Lavado, wipe a Furiase. Furiase read you the envelope.
But what's going on?
Comrades, friends.
Motes have to memorize the numbers and the rugby team.
Who earn more names
with a corresponding number guesses.
You have two minutes of time
and the Corbacho you will be presenting as an assistant who is educated.
Come on, Ducks. First.
Romerito Grill. 79.
Second.
15 of the branch. 94.
Next.
Plier alias hammer. 10.
-Furia Gentil. 36.
Centella Carrascosa. 22.
-The Mole Trebujena. 53.
Okay, can I say something?
I'll say one thing.
When they said the first moniker number there,
the first I've heard.
But when they say the second,
the first I was repeating it here.
Muy bien, "excusitas".
Instead of being so nice and waving,
haberos left in what he had to stay.
We must be vigilant. Corbacho, continues.
De la Rosa, please sit down.
I propose the following.
Because we do not reverse now.
For him to hear.
Because I am who I put the rules.
So I am sitting there.
It seems incredible that still will not you've noticed
here the boss is Anabel. De la Rosa, sit down.
Made presentations. Let's start with you.
Fernández, come here.
Mote and number. Of the first.
Trebujena child. 79. Next.
Ashtray plane. 3. Next.
Joselito Hidalgo. 27.
Next. Miss.
Rocío Núñez. 32.
Next.
Lucia Gil. 28.
Y Jon Kortajarena. 19.
All right, David. Come on, Nunez.
First.
Jonathan. 79.
Next.
Joaquin. Sabina.
22.
Fast, Nunez.
Come. 21.
Next.
Centella. 22.
Next.
Star. 32.
And Lucero. 19.
Núñez well. Carbonell.
Not worth it . Now you copied ours.
-Romerito Trebujena. 94. Next.
Anselmo de Entrevías. 22. Next.
Alicante Hammer. twenty-one.
Alba that are beautiful. eleven.
Next.
Estrellita Castro. 33.
And the last?
That's Bloopers.
Bloopers number 1. Sit.
Lavado next.
Romerito Grill. 54. Next.
Kiko Rivera.
Mario Vargas Llosa.
I do not know what Furia.
Marife de Triana.
And the Mole Trebujena.
Sit.
Furiase.
Come.
Romerito Grill. 73. Next.
"I do not know what branch". 68. Next.
Wendolin. 15.
Furia Gentil. 23. Next.
... And the Mole Trebujena. 35.
Very good. Sit.
De la Rosa, his turn.
I want to say something.
Dilo Dilo.
Only...
Rose, is running out time.
Whatever you say, now.
I have heard only the first and last.
Perfect, then see if you guess.
Romerito Grill. 79.
and the last? La Mole Trebujena. 53.
Okay, sit down.
Well lets see. Wendolin ducks Wichita.
Raise your hand if you have been successful
any errand your nickname and your number.
Tranquility. We know there have been two successes.
But we do not know yet who has been successful.
To sit back
and we discuss in detail your mistakes and successes.
Many thanks to the team of rugby,
the Wendolin Ducks Wichita.
Well, David, Goizalde, Pablo.
You have not given none.
Not a name or a number.
Any. So zero points.
Elena, you are correct half.
You guessed the name but not the number.
So I'll be maja and I'll give you four points.
Leonor. You've had two hits.
But without number. Only the nickname.
Nothing finger. I'll give five points.
And Secun, after all mourn, both complain...
You have been the only one to have successful both.
With his nickname and number.
Six points for Secun de la Rosa.
(Public) Second, follow, follow.
-Thank you.
Let's recap and let's see how is the ranking.
Fernandez with four points, Nunez five.
Carbonell six.
And three-way tie in the head,
De la Rosa, Furiase and Lavado with seven points.
It is very close.
The winner of the programme today will take all objects
who have brought our contestants.
Remember that they are objects
under the slogan that has put our head Anabel Alonso,
objects very difficult to get.
What more will it cost to get.
For now...
For now we ashtrays tickets from Mr. Fernández
and lithography of "The Wire" of Miss Lavado.
We'll see
with the following awards they have brought.
For example, Miss Furiase. Is this.
Un-Spanish gypsy, Dictionary Spanish-gypsy.
Please, Elena, explain could,
Why have you brought this object? Why did you pay so much?
What is your story?
As everyone knows I 'm half Gypsy.
Gypsy language is Caló.
I was looking for a dictionary of Caló, of the Roma
and he could not find it.
And I saw a bookstore remote.
He had spent years looking for . I found last year.
Who would stay, I would love that after the programme
I take it back.
Come to the next award of the jambo De la Rosa.
Is this.
But crap crap Another? Secun, you last name is De la Rosa.
We bring a pink jersey.
Because this so-splattered.
It's a beautiful jersey of Alexander MacQueen.
only edition.
Steve McQueen.
No, his cousin Alexander, ma'am.
Whole life fighting, my theater company,
my stories...
Do not explain misery, let the jersey.
My movidito.
When finally I got my first paid job,
I said "I've never been to London, and I dress brand.
I'm going there. "
I went to London and I bought my first brand jersey,
only edition. Wonderful.
What happens to the wear it that I could not have
She is carrying the markers.
Then the stain.
So I remain?
I never got my first jersey that so hard to buy me brand.
Thank you very much, it is a very sad story.
It took a lot to get it,
but as it is not put, we brought it.
By the way, I remind you that all these jewels,
that brought us our beloved cavies humor,
I'm going to also score as if it were a test.
So Corbacho, we go for the next one .
Anyway,
does well not to get this jersey, de la Rosa, because it puts
and I see that the Civil Guard asks
documentation at any roundabout.
Is very pretty.
You will discover another skill of these six errands,
which is how to understand an unknown language.
(Music)
Hi.
-Hello how are you?
Okay, I have here the envelope.
I have to read this.
- "You have to get the information more surprising
this person ".
-Come now.
-On Hannibal Lecter.
- "While he understands the Castilian".
- " I always respond in their language." You understand me.
- "If you lees and speaks to you in Castilian,
there will be a penalty. "
What is "penalty"?
I explained it to the first.
- "The winner is the most things...".
- "Find out about it".
It's butcher.
You have embarrassed me, you find yourself with a Swede.
A Secun you think there is Hannibal Lecter
and you ask him if he is a butcher.
What has led to these conclusions?
Ask something with meat and chicha.
: It was what Corbacho, said said "It butcher".
Who do we start?
Let's start with the video of Ms. Lavado,
to ask, question a lot,
we do not know is if you listen to the answers.
What's your name?
What is your job?
Are you related to medicine?
Similar.
I'm counting the time.
Where are you from?
Stockholm, Sweden are.
I it was in Umea, it is close to Umea?
Very little.
You have three children.
Two sons and one daughter.
A daughter.
Yes, a daughter.
What is your wife's name?
Ingrid.
And your daughter?
Linnea
Do you have a pet?
A dog.
You have two dogs.
How they are called dogs?
Potke y girl.
Potke six.
Yes. No.
Yes. Yes.
Your parents live?
dead parents.
Work related to medicine.
Nerd.
Some technician.
Ikea, gardening.
You are commercial.
Represent something.
You work for a company, autonomous.
Company.
Autonomous.
quarterly pay your dues.
Are you some phone? Yellow Pages.
Some trucks.
What car?
Uber driver.
Okay, Leonor.
You have perfectly understood the mechanics of the test
and you have not stopped asking.
I do not know if you understood very well what they were saying.
¿ You understood what was good for you? How did you see?
I saw very loose me.
Do you think you took information surprising?
How 's your dog and how's your daughter...
If self-employed and that.
And if self - employed and paid quarterly,
It is very important information.
Maybe you can get the Swedish police and say:
"Thanks to this video, no paid quarterly."
Thanks, Swedish police.
It's a posibility.
He has understood the test perfectly.
Is there another question just as well?
There is another question equally well and also hear equally well.
Who? Mr. de la Rosa.
I have to get amazing information from you.
How do I get the information surprising?
You can not speak.
You want to draw something?
Draw something surprising.
Are you an astronaut? Are you a researcher?
¿Rockets do? Are you in the holiday village?
Are you going to the stars? Are you NASA?
Are you a researcher? Do you research something in the future?
Embassy.
I think embassy.
Are you a friend of Punset? Do you work with Punset?
Is a spiral, we are in space and time.
What is the red dot?
You programme this programme.
You are hired by this programme to get tested.
So far so good.
Are you Swedish? Me Swedish? Of yours.
"You" is "I" in your language. I am you.
Do you do yoga? You do yoga and I am you.
Latest questions.
You researcher. You've discovered something.
have not discovered anything,
You are here because you have not discovered anything.
30 seconds. What is it?
black holes.
Russian! Katriuska, Russian.
Languages.
You're someone who knows all languages.
Spanish, Swedish.
A machine to discover the Spanish and Swedish.
Weather!
Thank you, Rosa, you would retire.
(Applause)
I just came well do yoga to relax a little,
that I have seen...
It is that the man was afraid
and I decided to become hard and fight back .
What the festivities of the people helped you a lot.
Still I know nothing.
Is someone who has invented all languages.
I still have the "demogorgon" space - time,
I'm in that space now moved.
No did you get any information in particular.
Nothing, no idea.
Hannibal Lecter was not, that's a step.
Recordaba Me a Little Leo Bassi.
Let's continue with the following commands.
The next commanded is someone who has played well
this indication yours to get information surprising.
That someone was Miss. Furiase.
You're Swedish.
Elena. Your?
Work work. ¿Trabuco? I 'm not going to ask that.
Ever you...?
He has not killed.
Love?
It's not gay.
It not allergic.
Like the Chinese to eat?
He likes Chinese.
Does the policy you like? ¿Hitler?
Why do you come?
I've run time.
No, quiet. You get 36 seconds.
¿Drive? Doctor?
What a scare! Weather.
See if these will be opening the dead.
(Applause)
Okay, all very surprising.
Have been very well these three errands,
but they have not used
one of the items that were on the table,
it was the phone.
Instead, it has used that Mr. Carbonell.
He is bald.
Hi. Hi.
Speaking of bald...
I come to mark time. Yes.
It looks like a doctor, has a robe.
It is not medical.
I can catch the yellow pages.
¿Manager of real estate?
He is a musician, but voice, sings, is an opera singer.
¿Is opera singer?
I get the feeling that it is a replicant.
Swedish! Is Swedish.
I have a book of Swedish.
It took me.
Almost half the time to see that it is a Swedish dictionary.
Tell Siri to call me to the Swedish academy.
He is bald, is an actor, lives in Madrid, not far from here,
has two children, is Swedish.
Swedish Academy, are we called to a language school?
Official School of Languages of Madrid, there is no Swedish.
I'll go with a friend of mine
and this person will tell me what you are.
-The number 5478943 is not available.
-¿Esta woman is not going to ever shut up?
For translator click me three times.
What a crazy think.
Hello, nice to meet you. What is your name?
Did you ask what profession you have?
How well, how lucky am.
I'm with someone who I suspect is Swedish.
Could I help listening to him?
Because he speaks in Swedish, but I do not understand.
That's the Dpt. Of Swedish and now no one,
morning are not.
Thank you, do not know the disgust that just gave me,
I run out of time.
What momentazo! More tragic when.
This woman will rest power.
(Applause)
Clearly you're always the last,
yours with the mobile phone is a recurring thing for portraiture,
Now you happen to use Siri to call
the School of Languages.
But there was no Swedish working or Swedish were made.
I intrigue, the Swedes do not work in the morning.
What things.
They have a very strange schedule,
They have very few hours of daylight or expand.
No did you get any information. Nerd.
To say something in favor of Pablo, you used the phone,
had very good idea by calling the School of Languages,
He did not avail.
But on the table there are many elements that can always be used,
They give clues are aids,
you have spent a lot of them.
Does anyone else has used?
Someone else has used Chinese translator,
it was in when you pulsabas three times the bell.
He has also served as a great help, as Mr. Carbonell,
to Mr. Fernandez.
A gun.
One phone.
Oh, the mother who gave birth to Panete. Hi.
Fernandez, translator. Transcriptions.
Perfect, come on. Let's go there.
Very good. Perfect.
"Oversattare".
-"Oversattare".
-¿Esto what the hell is it?
To me I like you too.
You are very nice and very funny, but I do not hear anything.
For petite help.
Fried rice, two euros price.
If you like, if you like.
Do I call this phone?
-Restaurante Chínate.
'I'll go to the Chinese girl for you to translate something.
But in Castilian if possible.
So funny.
In Castilian you will not say anything, right?
Can you speak Castilian?
Do you know how to speak Spanish-Castellano?
'We can speak Castilian.
' And why did you answer in Castilian?
To speak Spanish, but Castilian no. And Valencia.
It's the same, it's the same.
-No good. But it's understood you.
What did she say? What did she say?
She said she does not understand what you said.
'Are you staying for dinner?
Hi. -Hello.
What did you say you now?
It's just if you're married man.
-Ocupada. So I can not talk to you.
- "I am a cubata and so I can not talk to you"
I understood myself.
What have you said? We are already very busy.
Excuse me,
but we can not attend and this call.
-Okay. -Agree?
-Thank you. I have been helpful.
(Horn)
The mother who bore you time.
All right, David.
It is fine because David has learned
Chinese translator who speaks Chinese,
the Chinese Chinese speak Chinese...
What else have you learned?
That one thing is speak Castilian and other Spanish for Chinese.
Not you done any attention to Swedish.
We have focused on the Chinese.
The Lord was there and I think
that while we were talking in Chinese
he would be doing his thing,
breakfast, eating or whatever.
But you remember you
you had to get information surprising Swedish.
I know, but I lie like a Chinese.
The fact is that until now
the only ones who have taken some information from Mr. Swedish
and Elena have been Leonor,
because at the moment nothing else.
Is there any more news?
I'm a little depressed with the matter.
Moment nothing, ma'am.
All have quite made the Swede in this test,
but if there is someone who has kept a cool head
and it has managed to use all elements of the table
Miss Nunez has been.
Let's see it.
I'll do one thing. Corbacho! Yes?
Hi. I wanted to ask you.
Can I make a phone call?
I have a Swedish friend.
Do you put something in the envelope
that can not be called a Swedish friend?
No.
-Yes? -Cease.
-How are you? -Good. I tell you what happens to me.
I'm doing a TV programme
and I am a person who is Swedish.
I was wondering if you could help me translate
and help me make some questions I need to resolve.
-Yes, tell me. Ask him his name.
I write as I can.
-Goizalde.
-Tell me. It's translator.
-Ride a bicycle?
He says yes, riding a bike.
'Do you like movies?
What's your favorite movie?
It's a Swedish film called
"The guy with gold pants".
That's good, okay.
(Horn)
Weather. Caesar, thank you.
Núñez. We're.
Very good.
Great idea.
You used the phone and managed to have information,
I do not know if surprising, really.
He likes the film
Children with gold pants
It not interested.
He guessed that a translator, that he had not guessed anyone.
The machine languages. A Spanish-Swedish machine.
The time has come to spread the points.
Regretfully, Goizalde,
Sticking to the rules and I myself have imposed,
six points takes them Elena Furies,
because more information is obtained about the Swede.
Information surprising, among other things he was not gay,
that's very surprising.
It coconuts.
He not killed anyone and Hitler does not suit you.
Goizalde five - point lead, because there has been very shrewd.
Leonor, his submachine gun questions,
four questions.
Swedish Finance.
Pablo three
although the Swedes do not work in the morning.
Secun two David,
that has not made damn case to the Swedish,
one.
I'm sorry, David. That's how it is.
The ranking is hot.
Let's add up the points
and we see that in the last position is Fernández with 5 points,
de la Rosa 9, Carbonell also 9,
Nunez with 10, with 11 Lavado
and tops our ranking Furiase with 13 points.
The ranking is hot and remember
that runs the programme in the first position of the ranking
All prizes will they have brought their peers.
Fernandez already have, the Lavado, those of Furiase,
the de la Rosa
and now let's see the prize that brings Nunez,
that is this.
Aste de honor. Goizalde Nunez.
I can not say anything other than let this award.
It cost me a lot,
because being a prophet on earth one
It is always complicated.
Tomatero of honor
because the neighborhood where I'm from Bilbao's Deusto
and we are tomators.
Merchants Association of the neighborhood
He gave me the prize of honor Tomatera
and I was thrilled.
I had a hard time because it took me a while.
And you are not afraid to lose
with what it costs to be a prophet in his own land?
If you do not win, it's going to take another.
I hope not to lose.
Not lose trust. Please thank Goizalde.
Not everyone can be tomatera. Where are we going, Corbacho?
I hope we have left forces all of us here,
because now we go festival.
Before reading this on and see that our boss,
Mrs. Anabel Alonso, has little money,
let's change the screens for this test.
We already festival.
As we will talk about music and festivals,
Carbonell who better than to read about the test?
Mr. Pablo. Don Pablo, please.
-Thanks thanks.
I guess I'll have to read it singing.
Perfect.
"Who has not gone to the typical music festival
and he returned to the tent with intent to sleep?
I never because I am a lady. "
Dona has written Anabel Alonso. That's how it is.
"In this test you have to mount the store,
come inside and close it completely,
then open your bags,
put you pajamas and go out to greet the staff. "
How cool.
- "Whoever gets it in less time,
gana".
Very good.
Okay, Carbonell. It has become clear.
You have to open the store, get inside the backpack,
I get the pajamas backpack, put it,
open the shop door and exit.
The do it in less time and get out first wins.
Three, two, one, time.
De la Rosa back. A hole.
Back, back. 'I shit in the milk.
A red dot, very well.
Come on, change you inside.
Poneros pajamas, which is being done during the day.
Pajamas is inside the backpack
the first one to be put
to leave the store through the door.
Nunez, a red dot, please. We have the first.
Goizalde has come.
Fernandez, the red dot.
David has come. Pajama party is over.
Come back to your chairs all.
Oh Lord...
Really to go bumbling panda.
There are still people inside. Are there one still inside here?
Do not go up, I'm naked!
-Do I help you?
When you're on the whole we open. -Do I help you?
' I put my hand leg, his hand over his leg...
Can I leave just like that?
Leonor, the costume was not the shop, it was pajamas.
The truth is right what to reinterpret the rules,
but just not as much.
Go back to the chairs, I do not know how I am going to score,
because this has been a disaster.
I'll give you some information about testing pajamas.
The first to go was Núñez, the second Fernández
and the rest better not talk.
I do'll talk.
I am going to discuss my decision is as follows.
I'll give six points to Goizalde Nunez,
which it was the first to come out.
Five for David.
Four points for Pablo.
Three to Elena and Secun because it has not been clear,
Have you come out at once.
Leonor has not disguised, has not come out,
but I'll give you a point that has made me laugh.
Great.
Let's see how is the ranking
after the points he has given our boss,
Mrs. Anabel Alonso.
David Fernandez follows the last, but adding punctuation,
with 10 points,
de la Rosa with 12 tied with Miss Lavado,
Carbonell 13
and the head of the ranking we have a double tie
with Furiase and Nunez with 16 points.
All right, girls.
Chief, go to the next test,
but I'd love to explain to me
how dark part of his mind get these things so Machiavellian.
Leave already flatter and go to the next test.
Speaking of clumsy, let's see some ducklings.
Man, Joseph! How are you? Hello, Carbonell. How are we?
Best regards. Welcome to the garden.
Welcome to the garden where you gonna get me.
I have to open this up, right?
God, I'm very nervous.
-Hello! This is for me, I say.
"You have to get the floor to shoot as many ducklings
with the tools that are in the house. "
-Tirarlos to the ground.
-Only I see a giant duck.
- "To throw them
You can not beat the roped off. "
- "You have ten minutes."
- "To prepare the strategy and the tools to use."
Ah, that is.
"Time shall begin to run when the first fall Duckling".
- "You have half an hour. The fastest wins."
I think I understand.
Easier impossible. The statement is very clear.
You have to throw as many ducks as possible
in the shortest time without crossing the roped off,
that which it is in nightclubs as a barrier.
This is simple.
Well simple.
Lavado Miss and Miss Furiase
they understood perfectly.
Let's see it.
Let's go there.
You have to throw.
'There 's a lot of ducklings! I thought they were just these.
To make a slingshot.
Hold me a moment. Yeah right.
Would you stand it?
I think it works.
-Death. All right.
I see that you trust me. Security before everything.
Then get down.
Subject stronger.
One Two Three.
Go fuck invention.
Have you hurt yourself ? Nerd.
A take on...
This is much better that way.
Well, it has fallen a duck!
Is that what have I done?
Stronger!
I've gone a week at the gym, I knew this would happen.
4:37 minutes.
It is done!
(Applause)
Furiase and Lavado used the same technique, brute force.
A little vikingas. The fury.
Only one minute separated them time.
Miss. Lavado managed to shoot down all the ducks in 4:34 minutes
before becoming hoarse.
(Applause)
Miss. Furiase in 3:15 minutes, very fast.
Miss. Furiase could be
one of the fastest in this test
if not for one thing.
All tuned to the yellow line.
Two more!
This duck is getting on my nerves.
Just a moment.
How?
(Boo)
Do not be pushy.
What happens is that if you pull do so and rely,
but throw from here.
No, you did this. No, boss.
I believe you because you have strength, genius, talent and I really like
because the tacos you come up and give you energy.
As Mexicans. But no, Elena, no.
That does not, but the idea of the slingshot, for just how good the idea,
but not leave you, I think deserves applause.
He deserves applause, but points we'll see.
Elena, calm you,
your desire I'm going to consider to rate
and yours too, Leonor.
I also say that the line appears in the video...
Why do you point? 'In that video is not in before.
But the line was not painted on the turf,
I did not see any yellow line.
But you spent very well Lace nightclub,
That is seen.
Since two of our female contestants
have used brute force, we go with the guys,
using ingenuity, some machines
and some other hose.
I found the solution.
-They're here.
What a scare!
I'll kill you, Corbacho, did I scare you gave me.
'This looks good, but what will be balls?
-Corbacho, have you showered today? Yes, with hot water.
Hose and a water jet.
Is there any place to connect water?
He unplugged me.
-Riego my ducklings.
The mother who gave birth to Panete, this is very loose.
I did not throw the duck or backward.
-Take God.
-C'mon C'mon!
(Applause)
At the moment, brute force 1 0 machines.
What is this?
And you face stress. Concept "demogorgon".
We continue.
The more expensive effort put,
This is how he would have more power the vacuum cleaner.
-A most expensive effort, fewer ducks.
That watering the ducks?
I thought that if they had a pond, come alone.
(Applause)
I think we should give a chance to the weaker gender,
because the boys recapacitaron...
What kind weak?
These three, Fernandez Carbonell and de la Rosa.
They recapacitaron and then improved a lot.
Let's look at the Rosa.
There are the ducklings, she had not seen them .
Hello, de la Rosa. Hi.
I will aclararte some doubts.
Here are ducklings, on the ground there ducklings,
more ducklings back there.
Now under and I'll explain.
I do not see very well.
I have to shoot ducks. Yes.
You have a booth with things.
Here are things. Yes.
For ten minutes thinking
the best strategy to shoot the ducks.
I can not get there and push.
Puts you have to do it from behind it.
It is important to read well and hear things right.
I have trouble hearing, to read and to see.
Is the duck survives?
This duck is Jason.
Duck! Good!
Get more things, everything there.
Good!
(Applause)
Nothing to applaud, I have to believe that everything has been unintentionally.
You threw 15 ducks a kick.
It was as much flipándolo. Possessed maybe.
Not sure the elements, ducks,
everything started to mix in my head,
that day was swollen, he could see.
If I go up much,
to the next day I wake up bloated.
What are you laughing so much, Pablo? It makes me laugh.
Yesterday was much more fat, ten more kilos.
I went out running, I Hinche, I got jincho,
I did not sleep if I do not sleep, I swelled up.
And you abotarga head.
And then you put 200 plastic ducks.
And still.
If what I've done are traps and them not...
But they said, "Get in the house
and uses the elements of the building. "
If someone played his way this test, that was Carbonell.
I'll try
the idea of enlargement of the "recogebichos" pool.
To see how they are placed.
You not have to fall.
Perfect time.
What estilazo, gentlemen.
(Applause)
Of course, here we have a potential winner.
Carbonell is a very intelligent person,
this test also performed at 2:58 minutes.
(Applause)
But I give you a feel disgust.
Because Carbonell made a mistake terrible.
You can not have everything in life.
Who said that life is fair?
That duck was misplaced, he was out of line.
He had just come out with de la Rosa last night.
I was plastic when I saw it .
Do you regret what you've done?
Lot, you do not know how I'm hurting.
You do not return to it? I will not do.
I will be more aware of when starting my command,
beware.
Or look good eye.
I'll keep that in mind. It's like the smartest in the class.
Do not worry, because now comes another gentleman reset.
What you said?
A reset this cosmic order, this is David Fernandez.
I'll see if, turning,
from there I have a pull and throw everything.
Let's see if this works.
Now missing the other.
This sticks with Loctite, is put zeal.
(Applause)
We have a new record time, only 2:12 minutes.
(Applause)
So I make a cool celebration.
If I lose, there has been. That you wear.
How you happened tactics hose?
Though you broke my one leg of the stockade,
that either you'll go free.
I first tried to do so, like cowboys.
But I say alone.
Corbacho asked:
"Can I come inside without throwing anything?".
He said yes.
Liando with the Manguera.
I think it's pretty well the idea I did.
I do not trust whether there is another video behind.
Do not trust, do not trust either. I do not trust you.
Can I ask a question? Yes, Miss.
Meowing cats, dogs barking, ducks...
-Patean. -Parpan.
-Patean, kick, fall ducks.
We are getting better.
Sit back, because now I'm going to teach the boss
something we have not seen in this programme.
Someone who reads, thinks and acts accordingly.
No. Yes.
"To throw them can not overcome the roped off."
In front of the cordoned area.
Did I move?
Does it something that can not move? Do not.
This suits me.
I'm going to bring things.
Weather.
One 15 seconds!
-How strong.
Elena, Leonor, you can close your mouth.
Let 's see, she was always the last're putting
and you are laying list.
I who am the first, I'm dumb.
-A surprises me you have doubts.
Oh What I'm stupid?
-Not you.
I've noticed in this programme,
mom, dad, Guille, I gilip... lost.
Well, they are views.
And I think you do too. Okay, aunt, yes.
And you too, Secun.
-A see, gilip... silly, I I'm a rolling stone?
This is a little apology from the trap.
It's not cheating.
How not?
The statement aide. It 's not cheating.
Go... and change the chain.
De la Rosa.
You have to get the floor to shoot as many ducklings
with the tools that are in the house.
To throw them can not beat the roped off.
Does it something to move the roped off?
No.
Okay, when you go to park the car changes you...
It says something about the blue zone, yellow zone,
of the meter. Of the euro, money.
He says something.
Secun, I do not rebel to the masses. We are in my programme.
And I put them standards.
I only say one thing, learn to read the envelopes.
And ye turn will blame who does not.
Nunez has succeeded in a record 15 seconds.
(Applause)
It is and just do our boss
assessment test ducklings.
Come up with it.
Goizalde, by your wits and speed,
6 points.
Pablo was going to give 5
because it planned well its strategy
and I will not penalize you for that incident Duckling.
It has been inadvertently and forgiven you.
David, 4.
To prove that better skill than strength.
Leonor, 3.
Because he has thrown more ducklings Elena
and in less time.
No, I have been of the least time.
Did she said.
I've always said that I scored as I please.
We start from that basis, the world is unjust, hard life,
and I command here.
Because this is "Dicho y...". (Public) "Hecho".
1 point for Secun miserable.
I'm gonna tell you something.
If I am a rebel for hitting a kick
and drop a duck.
How do you? How do you?
I'll do it for the Swede, I'll look bad.
No, excuse me, please. Alright.
I love you and I hope to improve my rebellion.
That's the attitude.
I like the one. For me I have to eat.
Do not eat the one that fans will, De la Rosa.
Let's see how is the ranking.
Secun, after eating 1 stays 13.
Fernandez 14. Lavado with 15.
Furies with 18, tied with Carbonell.
And first, Nunez, with 22 points.
(Applause)
Recall that the winner of today's programme
six objects will have brought their peers.
But we still have an object to be known.
Is the prize that has brought Carbonell.
Let's see it.
What is this, Pablo?
Pablo, what the hell is this you've brought?
He had gone Tanzania travel and went into a craft store.
There sold many giraffes and many gentlemen playing the tam-tam.
There were elephants, hippos.
And suddenly, there was this figure is a man doing an enema.
Un enema.
I asked how much it cost,
and they said one astronautics amount.
And I thought: "This face has seen me rich."
Send a friend and said, "Go and ask."
They said, "This I have reserved
for a fat that has gone before. "
And they did not give the price.
I caught the move.
I learned that Tanzania will put a price on fat people
and people thin.
Really?
A fat guy has more money than a skinny guy.
Regime was two weeks to go to the store to buy it .
And you lowered the price?
No, I did not lower the price.
This is what it is?
They are all the prizes. The winning those prizes will be.
But you have to score those awards
as if they were one more try.
These awards or those shits that have brought.
I'll rate to boleo, come on.
A Leonor, 6 points.
And I say desultory.
Pablo, 5 points.
Dawn, 4.
According 3.
Elena, 2.
But if it's very original.
And David 1.
Is very ugly steal ashtrays aircraft.
Let's add points awards.
There we have.
Now in the last position it happened Fernandez with 15 points.
De la Rosa leave the red lantern with 16.
Furiase with 20. Lavado with 21.
Carbonell with 23. And Nunez with 26.
I every time I am behind.
So is the ranking.
You are changing and can change from here to the end.
It will not change, I'm finally beginning to the end, I do not fuck around.
Are you and Secun.
Thanks for Remember. That 's what I am.
We go to the next test
which will launch these contestants
to international fame
because they will not be able to enter in their neighborhood after this.
Here's a letter for me. There 's a letter for you.
"Dicho y Hecho", "Dicho y Hecho".
Can you imagine anything?
I do not know, mobile world and world calls.
- "Seeking the best choreographer of politonos of the mobile planet".
- "I believe in your potential." In mine?
- "Choose mobile melody, background chroma,
costume and dancing. "
'I really rocks.
" You have half an hour to prepare the choreography".
- " You also have Corbacho as a dance partner."
-"Lucky".
You fancy? Yes.
"Lucky" gets.
I thought you had come from the heart.
So I look for the best choreographer of mobile tunes.
I do not know if I had to do another casting again.
Corbacho, what does your favorite?
I can not be very objective, boss,
because after this wonderful musical choreography I've done
with Miss Furiase.
He joins us both a reason eggs.
As we will see below.
What do you narrate me?
(Music)
Elena, I am very intrigued.
What is the message you want to convey with this choreography
and this video?
I want children of the world learn the birdies
also they have their mating season.
The dance of courtship.
And just as there are gay men, there Gais birdies.
And then live on a farm and then finish...?
I farm... forget it . -To me I liked it a lot.
I have not asked.
Corbacho, as Elena bird couple.
Something to say?
And heartbreak. Heartbreak is fatal too.
But there has been no heartbreak.
Yes, when she sees that he also takes the egg,
It is a downer.
May I make now? Brings, it brings.
I found it very cool for zero to two years.
As teletubies.
And who is the protagonist
the next masterpiece polytonic?
The protagonist of the next polytonic masterpiece
Mr. Carbonell.
We will teach how are the Zulus dances today.
What's up, brother? Very good.
We were going to go Zulus, right? Yes.
The Zulus are now well.
Dale to them.
(Music)
-Very good.
But what is all rap with Zulu?
Tell us.
I wanted that we could paint in black and put some leaves as well.
A tribal thing.
But these Maasai and had... -Emigrado.
-Emigrado to New York.
Well, they not migrated, they had taken on a boat.
But they had already emancipated and sang their freedom.
They sing to freedom of black slaves
they turn white.
I think it's contemporary.
It's like the art you see a picture and say, "And this crap?".
But then you explain it so well you say: "CONE, so yes."
In the longer explain what you understand.
I've already seen to the Maasai coming to New York.
I've seen all his experiences.
How it is transformed. With his friend.
I've moved.
How's this delicious delirium?
This delusion continues with Der Rosenkavalier.
Who I am very worried because someone does not call.
What a nightmare.
I care not dance with Corbacho the strangest music from your phone,
Mammy always, you want to call me.
(Music)
This is "Dicho y Hecho".
I'm a fan... -DE Anabel Alonso.
I called, Mammy.
Fonsi, you let the lyrics of the song of the summer.
Who gave you the right to use my typewriter?
It is a sacred object.
What happens in the mouth, ma'am?
Suddenly I too have been to Cuba.
This has not been legal. It has not been good.
About the typewriter that explains De la Rosa.
For something that leaves me cool, not worth because I used the machine.
I said no worth.
Explain that concept.
I took the phone and I decided to put him voice
to find a rhythm and I got:
This is "Dicho y Hecho.
I'm a fan of Anabel Alonso.
I never get tired of hearing it.
I OT version.
We are the new OBK.
Who dances now?
We will enjoy a new version
under the baton of Miss Lavado.
Attention to the choreography.
Music.
(Music)
(Applause)
Hear, hear.
Now that is synchronized, especially in the fall.
You have fallen at once.
I have a sync here purple, green and blue here here
of cardinals that explains everything.
What message was? It was very conceptual.
Tamara Falcó,
if I had put music to iPhone,
I had embroidered.
But as it was a homespun, all mundanity.
Congratulations fall.
What fall is unimportant,
the important thing is my "flow" my expressiveness,
but I wanted to leave my acting ability
I did the choreography for Mr. Fernández.
(Music)
(Applause)
David, you've been wonderful.
This message should be, because otherwise...
You've got a message.
The creation.
He is the astronaut.
I am a being in the egg and he teaches me up,
I go up, taught me emotions.
It gives life. Yes.
I teach emotions, joy, sadness...
Hands will teach me to walk.
Then I have life and make the final.
(Applause)
Kubrick. "2001 A Space Odyssey".
You do not worry, I hope you do not either,
because we only have a choreography.
But we have a simple choreography, direct,
is the choreography called "Jota Fusion".
Much more land.
"Jota fusión".
(Music)
(Applause)
You have seen six talents,
six sick minds have here.
As everyone has seen his choreography and music.
"Jota fusion" What doing?
Mix the roots.
With gin.
(Applause)
Let the little girl explained.
Roots, nature, the essence of dance,
from classical to ancestral.
I thought you were going to say to modern. How classic to ancestral?
From classical dance to the ancestral, tribal or trivial.
Passing through the polytone.
But it is very good,
because we had a cosmic thing,
an earthly thing, a suburban thing.
A fall. Why trod cows?
They trod chicks and were their children.
Because it was an announcement of "La Lechera".
The can step on cow and milk goes alone.
Each step on what may.
Speaking of stepping, will let us step on the head
with scores of this test.
How well brought.
I have it clear, it was difficult but I am clear.
A Secun 6 points for making me the ball.
(Applause)
I love to make me the ball.
In addition to singing, he was the only one who has sung,
It has been very transgressive and very imaginative.
(Applause)
Others?
Elena I give it a 5,
if only for having the courage to have mated you.
It sends eggs.
(Applause)
Pablo, a 4, because it is a boy original sea
and there is no possible doubt that music is not resists
even if it is one-eyed.
(Applause)
Leonor, 3,
because all you have synchronized has been the fall.
It was a TV show important.
The fall has been all synchronized.
A Goizalde, I give you a 2, not 0 you deserve,
so successful title, "Jota fusion"
for you have cast all.
A David I'll give you 1 point
because I have not understood anything about your choreography,
beyond that you tried to explain it .
(Applause)
The king of the "ones".
Let's look at the standings,
How is the last test before we will live.
Add those points, Fernandez remains in last place with 16.
De la Rosa, with 22. Lavado with 24.
Furies, with 25. Carbonell, with 27.
By little, but head Nunez with 28 points.
We are in a fist. What a thrill.
Now, dear errands, go to the next test.
(Applause)
We receive a strong applause Lady Madeline.
(Applause)
Let's read the envelope of this test.
Pass it to de la Rosa,
I know that controls fine languages.
He explains what makes Lady Madeline.
And I read me something touched me.
"You have to get as much information as possible
this lovely lady.
Corbacho will make a series of questions,
because it is what I have commanded you,
and you must aim your answers.
For what? Then I tell you.
They want to know everything ahead of time. "
That's how it is. It is very clear.
You have read fatal.
Catch the pen and whiteboards and aim,
because I'll start asking things Lady Madeline.
Who? What is your name?
(Spoke in English)
Where are you from?
(Spoke in English)
How old are you?
That's how it is.
You are ideal.
What is your favorite dish?
¿Your favorite drink?
What sport practice?
What would you like to give away?
That we already have.
What else do you like?
How would you like to take tea?
What your favorite member of the English royal house?
Your favorite singer?
What is the movie most often seen in your life?
Do not hit anything.
Fuck with the old.
Have you written all the answers?
Come up with the last question.
Which is your favorite song?
(Spoke in English)
Has anyone understood anything? Small birds.
- "The birdies" Mary Jesus and accordion.
You have ten seconds each to improvise a verse
with the chorus of "The birdies"
with the answers that you have obtained
of our friendly guest.
Together, this torture will last two minutes.
With all the words?
With the words that you prefer,
they can do it in Spanish, English, French, Chinese,
in the case of Mr. Fernández, who dominates.
Mix well. They can be mixed.
I will begin by Mr. Fernández
and I 'll mark at all times who has to sing.
I am going to score as your creativity.
Creativity is very important. All prepared?
Music inside, please.
(Music)
My name is Madeline and I live in Liverpool
and I travel in trasportín.
My name is Madeline, I live in Liverpool...
Nunez!
(Sing in English)
Carbonell.
Elton John composed a song, not to be confused with Tom Jones,
on Princess Lady Di, who dio a "cookie".
Lavado.
Oh, Lady Di, oh, Lady Di, were a jewel for me,
pero a mí Tom Jones me dio "Sex Bomb",
because I had a song, could I not with him.
With 62 years Madeleine told me
also a little "biscuits" and Geneva all well.
Furiase.
When I go to Liverpool me as a 'onion soup "
and play polo a lot and I take a gin.
De la Rosa.
She has 62...
62 She has drunk too much gin, what drunk is Madeline.
She takes "onion soup" and he puts a lot of gin,
What is Madeline drunk.
(Applause)
What good it is the "onion soup" with a little gin in Liverpool
and Tom Jones and Ladi Di.
I must say you've all done very well,
It has been a first varied programme
and this test has been very enriching.
Sick minds have privileged.
So I give all 6 points.
(Applause)
You're so good.
With these 6 points for everyone,
ranking is as follows.
22. Fernandez De la Rosa with 28.
30. Lavado with Furiase 31.
Carbonell 33.
Winner of the first programme of "Dicho y Hecho"
Goizalde Nunez with 34 points.
(Applause)
The prizes are yours.
So much for the first programme of "Dicho y Hecho."
Back next week with more tests, do not miss it,
here we hope, goodbye.
(Applause)