Live from Zorin dom in Karlovac (it was live for us, it won't be for you because it was pre-recorded): Director of the Universe
Good evening and welcome, my name is Ivan Šaric and I am the Director of the Universe.
You’re watching a show where I’ve gathered five people from the world of entertainment who will go through some
absolutely fun tasks. At least that's what we told them. The tasks are actually
very unpleasant. Unpleasant for them, not for us, we are here to laugh at them.
It's time to introduce them!
Firstly, please give one big applause:
Ana Begić Tahiri, a person with more surnames than acting achievements!
He is a Herzegovinian and a stand-up comedian.
Well, there must be at least one Herzegovinian because there are 6-7 of us on stage...
Igor Drljo!
An activist and politician known as Richard [Enio's alter ego] is not here,
but instead you will meet Enio Meštrović!
She is pretty, smart, and talented, so it is really not clear to us what she is doing here: Lidija Bačić!
A man who needs no introduction, because no one knows who he is. He's a stand-up comedian from Split...
Ante *mumbles last name*
The winner of the whole series will get my golden head.
Isn't it a beautiful golden head?
Is that real gold?
I don't know, there is at least three or four karats in there.
What's wrong with your jaw there?
As you can see, the bust was taken at a time when I had a small stroke, but...
Finally I would ask for a small
applause for my personal assistant, who made all my tasks, who normally takes care of the cottage,
and who took care of the directing, editing, and lighting...
Please, one small round of applause for the personal assistant,
Luka!
There is even a big round of applause.
Thank you for everything you have done so far.
Director of the Universe, you glorious visage, thank you!
However, we all know well that all this work
which I did is nothing compared to the job you have, and that is...
assigning points!
Finally someone said it, yes. The whole show is based on me awarding points and that’s why it’s great.
So, let's go to the first task. We won't wait any longer so that the RTL audience can see that this is the strangest show, that will last forever,
or it will probably get shut down right away.
Very likely right away.
I say it will be right away, but we'll see.
Yes, we'll see about that. Ladies and gentlemen, so the first task in each show will be a unique task in which each of
the candidates must bring in some thing or some object.
The winner of the whole show gets the whole prize pool that they will present now. You wanted to say that, but you didn't really say that.
I wanted to say that, but I didn't. It doesn't matter. You corrected me because you wrote the rules.
The first task is: tonight, you asked people to bring in...
their most important document.
The most important document. So let’s see what you brought as the most important document.
Igor, what did you bring as the most important document?
Well the most important document,
what is in fact most important to all Herzegovinians,
is the Croatian citizenship certificate.
I don't have any special story about it, except that I can acquire all the documents
with that document, even though I am
from Bosnia and Herzegovina. My dad fought for that. [referencing the war in the 1990s]
I would just note
that this is the most important document for every Herzegovinian until USKOK finds them, [Bureau for Combating Corruption and Organised Crime]
and then suddenly it is the Bosnian
passport that's the most important.
Let's move on, Ante, what did you bring as the most important document?
I brought my university withdrawal letter.
Withdrawal letter??
What university did you drop out from?
Well, a respectable university, known as Economics.
I also studied Economics. I also did.
As you can see I was in a very difficult period of my life here: "I think there is no point anymore, I have lost all motivation."
Why did you lose motivation?
Let's be realistic: Economics. I can be a waiter and that's it. Nothing else.
But I also lost motivation, just like him. I also attended the University of Economics. I also did not graduate.
Greet each other!
Hrvoje, nice to meet you.
By the way, I have to admit something too: I also dropped out of Economics.
Seriously?
You're about to get 5 points.
Let's go to Lidija. Lidija, what is your most important document now?
Well, what is most important these days, months, and a few years, is COVID certification.
Whoa...
What can I say, you can't go anywhere without it...
And I'm negative, of course.
Here, I don't know what else to tell you, it's the most important document. I think it certainly deserves a five.
Everyone here has negative COVID certificates.
Ana, what is your most important document? What did you bring to our prize pool?
My most important document is a card, a black one.
As you can see, Elite Diamond,
Elite Diamond Card for a polyclinic [private hospital] that can provide me with everything.
I just have to go there and say what I want, and it will all come.
Maybe it would be time to take the leap.
Whether you want nose or eyelid surgery, (Igor: that's what Luka needs) facial tightening...
You want Botox, you want filler... you name it.
Are you an actress perchance?
I mean I have to mention, the audience surely sees that the card is pretty worn out.
But the face is not!
And neither is the body.
Enio, we are all waiting for your most important document.
Because I'm the last.
Best for last.
Put us into a trance now.
I don't even know what I brought.
We can not wait.
With two hundred kuna [£23] you are never alone.
It is a cure for every depression.
When you have nothing, you stay in the house and you start thinking about stupid things.
When you have two hundred kuna, you can always invite someone for a drink and have fun that day.
You may be depressed tomorrow, but that day is yours. That day is yours.
That is the truth, that is the truth.
I would just like to point out that the politician brought two hundred kuna. That this is his most important document.
Croatian citizenship certificate - three points.
Okay, okay, okay.
Purely because you are still voting in Croatia.
Polyclinic card - four points.
COVID certification, I have to say, for the first show, is not impressive - one point.
One point, Lidija Bačić.
Are you kidding me?!
I did not expect this.
Me either. I was expecting a five for COVID certification.
Let Enio have 5 points.
Come on...
I will channel Ante's parents and say: Ante, one point because you dropped out of college.
What is this, one point to the two citizens of Split?
Let's take a look at the score.
The point balance is as follows:
Igor has three points. Ante has one point.
Lidija, one point. We have Ana there with four, and Enio with five.
Politicians, politicians...
They are already doing so well in life, they are also getting fives.
We move on to the first, or rather the second, task.
Dear Ivan, are you ready to order pizza?
If these stairs don't kill me, nothing will.
Wow, this is some high tech here.
Something interesting.
"Order this pizza"
"for the Director of the Universe."
"Vegetarian jumbo"
"pizza with kulen" [Croatian spicy sausage]
"and bacon, without tomatoes and cheese."
Oh my god.
"You may not use the following words:"
"jumbo"
"biggest"
"vegetarian"
"pizza"
"kulen"
"bacon, tomato, cheese"
Oh my god.
"You can earn a bonus point"
"if you manage to persuade the person on the phone to say"
"'bubbles'."
Oh my.
What?
So I can't say practically anything.
What should I call? This number here, is it?
Is this it?
I think the rules are pretty clear, right?
Let's see who ordered the best pizza. Who do you have first?
First we will look at the man with a strange name: Enio.
You've never heard of music in your life.
Do they work in the morning?
Who would eat pizza at this time?
Hello, Pizzeria Rio. How can I help you?
Good afternoon.
So, I would order, not kebabs but... what else do you have?
We have barbecue and pizza dishes.
Well, that second one, please.
What kinds do you have?
We have small and large. Jumbo, then.
Not the little one. So the second thing.
Give me something Slavonian. Just tell me what you have for toppings.
Well, it could be, I don't know, kulen...
Oh, that! Well done, both.
And under it, put what is usually put
on this. What is not, what are not kebabs, but that round devil...
So what is put on it, some kind of sauce, from what, from?
Sauce?
Yes.
Tomato sauce, yes.
Bravo, bravo, bravo.
And the one from Switzerland, the one with the holes.
[foreign accent] I come from another republic. I can't remember everything.
Please give me the thing that melts, that crumbles, and is grated.
Ah, cheese, cheese, cheese.
Aha! How long will it take, please?
Anything else?
No, no, just how long it will take.
45 minutes, but you have to tell me which street first.
We will get back to you.
You guys pay now.
Good.
Well done, great, great.
Good, great, great.
Enio took 4 minutes and 50 seconds,
did not order vegetarian,
and he never once uttered a single forbidden word.
Bravo!
And this is Enio's pizza.
I would rate it around 36-38 kuna.
36-38 kuna.
If not less so.
I would eat this, this looks delicious to me.
Why two olives? It kind of bothers me.
It looks cross-eyed.
OK, so now I've put together one nice mixed pizza for you. Ante...
That is me.
Yes, you yes? Drljo and Lile.
Whoa. Let's see that mixed pizza.
Let's look at the pizzas.
Good afternoon.
I would like a kind of pie that the Italians invented in Naples.
Okay.
Yeah. And I would need...
One, right?
Yes.
But the biggest one you have.
The biggest... Jumbo?
Yes.
It must be gigantic. Gigantic.
Large?
That's right.
Jumbo, right?
Bravo.
I need the biggest one.
The biggest one? Okay. Jumbo?
Yes, yes.
So when you make the pizza
I need it with no meat. Do you have it on offer?
No meat?
Yes.
You have margarita, 4 cheese...
Okay.
Vegetarian.
Yes, I need that one.
What else goes on the tomato? That natural thing that each one always contains?
That's put on after the tomatoes.
Cheese, cheese.
Well done, and without that, without that. Good. Without it.
Without...
that yellow substance from crusted milk, which the cow gives us.
So does the goat. You know what I'm talking about?
So no cheese?
Yes, that's it.
There is that dish that the whole of Croatia eats, it is very fatty...
Pork rinds?
No! No, no no. Pork rinds, sir, are not eaten in Dalmatia.
The thing that the Brits like to eat.
Bravo. That. So put it on.
There should be some meat. What kind?
I don't know what you have to offer.
What can you do?
Maybe pork neck, ham, kulen, bacon...
That one.
The last and second last.
Thank you very much, you are very kind.
Yes. Thank you.
Thank you. Bye.
Why did I...? So everything was great and then in just one moment the word "pizza" came out.
That doesn't count, what's wrong with you?
Good. Good.
I just have to mention that Lidija didn’t care at all for these words.
She just ordered everything she needed and didn't need.
Yes, I love pizza, so I could hardly wait for a task like this.
And now, in order to be able to finance all this and get a salary, let's go to the commercials.
Except me.
You're the only one who doesn't go to commercials?
Here's where we left off. Good evening, dear viewers, we're moving on.
So, Ante: a time of 4 minutes 52 seconds. He said “the biggest”, and he didn’t order a vegetarian pizza.
Lidija: 6 minutes and 12 seconds.
She said it all.
She said "tomatoes" twice, "pizza" once, and once more at the end, "pizza".
But well, we won't count that one against her.
Igor: 3 minutes 11.
He said "the biggest" and did not order without tomato sauce and cheese.
And this is what their pizzas looked like.
Ante, crusted yellow matter.
Yes.
Explain.
Why on earth?
He is young. It hasn't changed in a long time.
That was the closest to my age, I did it generationally.
So, you can't describe anything as crusted yellow substance, especially cheese.
But the guy who was on the other end of the line was phenomenal.
So at first I thought I was talking to someone from the production.
And then they said “no, it’s a real pizzeria”, and the guy didn’t hang up on me.
Oh my, poor people.
By the way, it is a pizzeria in Dubrava, which you probably, please, should never call...
I live in Dubrava!
Let's see Bega. [familiar name for Ana]
The number you have dialed is not in use...
Please place the number again.
Hello, Pizzeria Rio, how can I help you?
Hello, I'm umm... bad... um... bad... ummm Croatian uhh... speaking, so I need a little bit help from you.
Is that OK? I need to order something.
Your special dish, big... uhhh...
I don't know... uhhh... With no meat. No meat.
Pizza?
Yes, but uhhh... in Slavonia people eat that, it's uhhh... going on that...
it's going on that, uhhh... that red... stuff.
Red?
Yes.
Kulen?
Yes! Thank you!
And the other one that you, uh, eat with eggs.
You know, from the pig, from the pig!
From the pig?
Yes.
Bacon?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you, yes, that's it. That's it. Thank you.
Thank you very much, bye bye.
Bye!
You started speaking English,
and you said "big", which means big,
the biggest, and we counted it. So you could have used English the whole time.
And it's great that you explained to him over the phone...
You showed him where it's from.
From the pig! From the pig! Here, from here!
And how I failed the number.
Ana had a time of 2 minutes and 36 seconds.
She didn’t order without tomatoes and cheese, and this is what her pizza looked like.
It looks good, it looks good.
By the way, I really tried this pizza in production.
This is the worst thing I've ever tried in my life,
and I've hung out with all kinds of people.
Sorry, but we need to see the bonus points now.
Who all said and made the pizza guy say “bubbles”. So let’s take a look.
Ah, bubbles!
Fuck!
Will you?
No, I won't call him again.
I can't call him anymore.
And I'm not from Croatia, so, uh, I want to learn a new word.
Do you have Radenska? [sparkling water brand]
There is sparkling water, yes.
But one that isn't old, that still has those things inside...
No, it's not old, it's new, you get a new one.
Carbonated drinks, not the water. I mean, yes, water, but carbonated with...
It has a lot of those, what are their names?
You know when, when you open the water and then tsss, how it comes out of it...
When we pour that drink, what happens? The process, when we pour that drink into a glass?
There are those, what do you call them... bubbles.
Listen, I wish I could explain it to you on the first try, but I can't. I'm trying to speak Croatian but I don't know.
Those spheres, what are they called?
Bubbles.
Well, I need those. As many of those as possible.
I will give you a 200 kuna tip and 40 euros more... [unintelligible]
If you bring me that... Maybe it's Knjaz Miloš [another brand], maybe that one doesn't have... But...
Bubbles?
Yes, that, that! I just need juices with that.
[unintelligible]
Bubbles, did you mean that?
Bravo! And 200 kuna, and 40 euros.
And put everything on the tab of the Director of the Universe.
It's good, it's good.
Did you pay for that?
I have to say that the bubbles from Enio cost me 443 kuna.
Enio, what did you end up paying through all the tasks. I'm just interested. 200 kuna, 400...?
Only the first two entry level ones.
Okay, adding up the extra points, my grades are like this: Bega, one.
Don't make Bega angry. Don't make her angry.
Lidija, two.
Ante, three.
Thank God, something.
Enio, four.
So the money works. The money is working.
And Igor, five.
We move on to the next task. The next task, Luka.
My dear exalted Director of the Universe,
you need to watch the next task well so that you don't miss it.
Oh my, how did he build this? How does he go down the railing?
I'm looking for where this...
where is the letter?
No task, man. What now? What are we going to do now?
Luka, don't play with me on a Friday afternoon. Really, don't do that.
Where is the task? And that's it.
Eh?
Ooh, baby.
Very nice. Was this your idea?
Feel free to brag, go and brag. Boast freely.
"Camouflage yourself. You have 10 minutes to dress up,"
"and 10 minutes to prepare for a photoshoot at your selected location."
"Your time starts now."
So this task will go like this:
you will see the photos
in which our competitors are camouflaged
and you will have to guess where they are.
Okay.
Is that okay?
Very good.
The first is Drljo. Let's take a look please?
Yes, let's go. Okay, I'm going to have a hard time guessing that.
Good camouflage!
Let the Director guess...
It's not the pool. Let's see... Aha!
That is not a tree branch.
Let me see.
Good camouflage!
Top!
Great, great!
Like a little green caterpillar!
Good camouflage.
Well, your mimicry is phenomenal. The essence of mimicry.
And watch this now: Begić. Ana. Tahiri.
Good.
Aha.
Okay, she's not in the garbage bin.
I don't think that would be allowed... Maybe it is.
I think I see a hand, an elbow, on this right black bag.
Please show it.
It's not that one!
Serves you right, serves you right.
Ana can't breathe.
Look.
You missed the bag!
This was, this was very good.
Thanks.
Did you intentionally set it up to look like an elbow, or?
No, but now that I've seen it, it would look the same to me.
I would also say that in your place, I would say that...
But it's this! But it's this.
You really showed him.
Let's move on.
Next in line is Enio.
How did you hide?
Aha! I see him.
Very good mask.
Congratulations, Enio.
That you even went up there,
and that this house endured it, that is, this cabin.
How did you, how did you climb up there?
I think that's already more points for me than your hiding.
We had one little palette jack to the first table.
There was a forklift. And up top there were four men holding me.
But we erased them in editing.
Five people from the production.
Only the head remained.
Just the head.
We can move on.
Next in line is Ante.
Ante... This is very good.
We don't have Ante.
Ante is...
there next to the ladder. Let’s just say he’s there, even though I’m guessing.
Let me see the video.
He camouflaged well.
Very good.
Good, good.
This is a show. This is great.
Unexpected.
This is great. Do we have anyone else?
Of course. We forgot the star, the star!
Let's see what it looked like.
Lidija.
How did that woman manage to hide so well?
Yes, man. How did I manage...
I'll say behind the flower pot,
but, but I'm not sure.
I think there is, I think there is something unnatural on the side.
Okay, let's look at the video.
Great, great.
My pants screwed me up, if only they had been red.
If only the pants were.
Your butt gave you away.
You guessed two people.
Enio, one point. I saw him immediately.
Ante, five points, definitely.
Thank you very much.
The man hid behind a wall!
Bega, four points. I missed her.
He missed it!
Then he has three points. Three points.
And two for me.
And someone needs two points.
I'm just getting deuces, man...
It's not fair.
Let's move on.
Please let's move on now to a task that defies common sense and gravity.
So let's see.
Buongiorno.
Buongiorno, Enio.
What's up?
Nothing much, you?
It's good.
What is this?
Is this going to fall, huh?
[misreads] "You have the best coconut tossing device."
"MAKE the best device."
Dyslexia.
"You have 20 minutes to make a coconut tossing device,"
"and just one attempt to throw a coconut."
"The farthest thrown coconut wins. Your time starts now."
A device...
Coconut tossing device.
Let's see, let's see.
Let's come up with something, we'll come up with something.
I have too many options.
Can I use, for example, a hand?
Well, I can, you know, use my hand.
Are you a device?
I'm not a device, I know I'm not.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I can't have fun anymore. Let's go to commercials.
Never read this again. Advertising.
We're back. Now we can move on.
How hard can it be to make a coconut tossing device,
when we typically need it on Thursdays and Fridays, when we throw coconuts?
Or when you're on a desert island.
So you want to throw a coconut somewhere.
"Oh God! I don't want to throw it with my hand."
Although Lidija thinks she's a gadget, so she'll throw it with her hand.
But okay. Let's go to the candidates.
First I prepared Lidija, Bega and Ante for you.
As soon as the three of us are together, it means it's not good.
Not good.
Luka, did you throw dumb things at each other in your childhood?
Yes, yes.
Berries and that.
Yes Yes.
Luckily I’m not in heels now so it's somehow more comfortable for searching.
What do I have here? I don't have anything really. What's the best device?
Wait, wait, there are some interesting things here. I could make something like a slingshot.
Where is this axe, where is the axe?
Nothing.
A device, to throw a coconut?
I'm not exactly an engineer at heart. That's why I do what I do.
Wait, I'll just try something.
I really don't know how to do that...
I'll try to make it fly, but...
It's not a day for thinking today.
Yeah, wait a minute. Here it is. Here's something. Yes, yes.
Okay, okay. Now I see an idea.
Lift it up there now.
And let's turn it that way.
Like that.
There? Okay. Want it this way a bit?
Shut up.
It will be a world record today. Okay, I'm a little excited now.
Now someone will see me and say “son, you never tied up a boat in your life”.
Shut up, don't laugh, don't laugh!
I have a feeling this is going to fly literally 20 meters.
A small step for man, a big one for mankind.
Good, good.
We'll see.
Ante took 9 minutes 35 seconds to make his device.
Ana Begić took 14 minutes and 19 seconds.
And it took Lidija 20 minutes.
I used all the time I had.
She put the broom in the wheelbarrow for 20 minutes?
So let's see.
10... 9... 8...
7... 6... 5...
4... 3... 2...
One!
Thanks, Ante.
So, one point again.
This is fascinating.
At least mine went somewhere.
When I see this, I am proud.
I am glad after seeing all of this, that Lidija prepared.
That's... Preparation is half the battle.
Ante, were you as disappointed as we were?
I was so proud of how I tied it, a real slingshot.
It was great, and I thought if I hit one exact line of the coconut
that it will fly. However, I hit a flower pot there. I hit everything.
Ana's went 3m 6cm.
Lidija, the ball with the coconut went into the air, and went only 2m 11cm further,
and Ante's went 1m 11cm.
Three meters!
We still have Igor and Enio.
Ante threw my length!
That sounds pretty promising, but it's not.
Coconut, a hard device. In order not to get hurt, right?
And this, look at this, this is it. It's not. That's not it.
I just wanted to do this. I don't need this.
And what do I do with you?
It flies.
I figured it out.
Tell the neighbours
to be on guard, eh?
Yes.
I can't wait to miss, to cry.
Enio, this could fly, you know?
Do you have any other...
I think I'll stay to play with that.
How do you think it will fly better? To put it like this, or like this?
I honestly don't know.
I will honestly put it this way.
I'm looking forward to it, come on.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Get ready for the historic coconut launch... in the air.
Now, those were real engineers. Those were real gadgets.
I worked on a construction site for a while, so I was left with that.
Enio, we have the highest expectations of you.
You will be delighted now.
Let's see.
10...
9...
8...
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
I did it to myself...
It was the skateboard you rode.
When you fuck around, that's what you get.
We sincerely expected yours to fly very, very, very far, but...
I'm disappointed too. As well as it was going,
I thought it would go so far that you wouldn't be able to measure.
I was sad too. Promising, but...
Igor's coconut flew 6m 15cm,
and Enio's flew across the yard, with a phenomenal 13m 60cm!
I'm third, I'm third!
Here, Enio is the winner.
Accordingly, the score for this task, Enio flew the farthest,
then Igor, Ana, Lidija, and Ante.
And so the points will be divided.
Enio and Igor are tied with 15 points.
Lidija in last place with 7 points, but let's move on.
The last task will take place right before your eyes.
Rise up and head to your positions. Let's go.
We're back. Welcome. Here we are in the last task.
Luka, someone will read the letter. What kind of task is it?
Lidija... here you go.
I really don't feel like reading.
“I really don't feel like reading”, she says.
I thought he skipped me, and was pointing to Bega.
"Draw the monster that the Director of the Universe will describe to you."
"The most faithful drawing wins."
"You have two minutes from the moment the Director of the Universe... starts describing."
What you have to do is draw, as faithfully as possible, the monster that our Director of the Universe, Šarić, will describe to you.
And I think that's... that's it? That's it.
You have two minutes from him whistling, and I will start.
It's a scary monster... bigger than a house.
It has a big head.
And three arms.
One of which grows instead of his nose.
It has a long tail.
Fuck, hold on...
And two eyes.
And another tail.
And another eye.
And it's waving at us with one hand.
Come on...
And it has another eye.
How many eyes, man.
And that eye has an infection.
The monster has four legs...
and it has sneakers on all his feet...
and wears a dress.
It's a female monster... with beautiful horns.
It has fur all over its body.
It has another tail.
Where will I put another tail, man...
On which it has a parrot.
A parrot? Oh God...
Wait, it has a parrot on its tail? Oh God.
which is yellow and green.
It is spreading its wings.
And singing a beautiful tune.
Don't fuck with me, I thought...
Put down your pens!
And now it's time to look at the monsters.
Yes. Which monster would you like to see first?
I think I will Enio. Enio, you have to stop drawing.
The man is cheating! You can't do that!
The felt-tip pen doesn't work!
Please.
Take away two points from him now.
We'll look at your monster, Igor, first.
A man is a monster too, so what?
Luka, Luka!
Even in the picture I'm taller than him.
I don't know, I actually like him here, in the picture.
All right, Ante, let's go with you.
Let's see, we have...
This is a parrot.
We have a parrot, we have three eyes. Where is the eye with an infection?
Here it is, that's it. This is like, swollen a little.
Ah, that's a swollen eye.
No, not enough.
She has horns, she has a dress, she has legs...
And this hand is waving.
How do we know it's waving?
Wind.
Thank goodness you gave up, you should have given up on any college, but okay.
Let's move on. Lidija.
Here it is. I was very sentimental when you said parrot,
because I had a grey parrot, who died at the age of 50.
My condolences.
So, I mean, it was a couple of years ago, but you know, it awoke
my memory. She has been with me since childhood. Why is this not turning around?
Don't collect points on grief!
Do you understand? But mostly I was sentimental there.
How do we know it's bigger than a house?
Yeah, well, you see it coming out... so you see, it barely fit on this... on this paper.
It barely fit on the paper. A very, very logical explanation. Let's go, Bega.
And let's go immediately, bigger than a house.
Bigger than a house!
Good, good, good!
Why is the roof yellow?
It's fur! It's fur.
Explain to us, explain your work to us.
Fur. Bigger than a house. Infection. Yellow pus. It's all leaking, you know, out.
Crusted yellow substance?
The hand that's showing... showing this to the Director of the Universe.
Enio, we deliberately left you for last.
House, red roof.
A female monster, you see she has tits, and I put on,
I put this swimsuit on her at the last minute, so you really know it's female.
She has four legs, you see she has four legs.
There are a lot of tails, but the tails are behind, so they can't be seen because of the legs.
She has four eyes and no head.
That's why she's a monster! She has four eyes individually, and no head.
She's got that parrot, look. I was trying to draw it, but it was flying around the whole time! Look!
After the whistle! He tried to draw it after the whistle!
Good presentation.
Thank you so much team. This was absolutely awful.
Now we will soon see how many points you have collected,
so go back to your seats and let's pray RTL doesn't play commercials.
And we are back. We added up the points, we added up the characteristics.
Luka, you have all the results, so let's hear it.
So, like this. Drljo had zero characteristics. That was offensive to me.
I, I, I interpreted it that way.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Don't make excuses!
Enio had six guessed, that is, drawn characteristics.
You got a bunch.
Ante had 11 drawn characteristics.
It paid off to drop out of college.
Please, please.
Maybe if you graduated from art academy.
The girls of course showed the enviable art of drawing as usual,
so the difference is actually in one point.
Bega had 14 characteristics,
and unfortunately... the fewest charac- I'm kidding! 15 characteristics and five points, Lile!
I'm moving up!
She's rising! She's rising!
Congratulations! Congratulations! Some managed to draw the monster well,
some a little worse, but the points are like this.
So Igor, one point.
Enio, two points.
Ante, three points.
Bega, four points.
And Lile, five points.
Which means the final state looks like this.
Let them watch you, let them watch you.
And I will speak like this.
The winner with 17 points collected in the first episode is...
Enio Meštrović!
Congratulations! Congratulations! Winner of the first episode of Director of the Universe!
I've been Ivan Šarić, Director of the Universe. This is my personal assistant, Luka.
See you next time, probably.
Transcription and translation by u/MarkoSeke
Subtitle timing and English sub tweaks by u/taskmastermaster