Good afternoon, and welcome to Direktor Svemira!
I gathered 5 people from the public eye, wrote some awful tasks, and they are here to see how they did.
These are wonderful people, masochists, so let’s introduce them.
First in line: when he's not a stand-up comedian, he’s helping Santa Claus in the North Pole,
Igor Drljo!
39 singles, 23 videos and four studio albums, and she ended up on this show:
Lidija Bačić!
She once described herself as "punctual, fast, and a pain".
We disagree with that. She is never punctual!
Ana Begić Tahiri!
When he isn't ruining the budget of the city of Zadar, he is ruining our ratings:
Enio Meštrović!
And the Split comedian, always smiling, in a good mood, Ante... Štipišić.
And with us here tonight is Luka Petrušić, my personal assistant. Please, one clap.
Luka, you look the same as always.
Let's go to the first task.
Much better.
Great introduction.
Thank you. Uhh...
Let's look first,
in the fifth show, at how all the points of our competitors stand.
Yeah, let's see, come on.
Overall.
The middle.
Oh, no.
Last place!
You see. And you were complaining.
Last place.
In first place and in second place - that is, they’re sharing their places - it’s Ana and Igor.
Enio is on their heels. Ante is a little less on their heels, around the corner. Lidija is not…
A little more. - …behind the houses somewhere, doing something. But it’s OK. There are more episodes…
There is still more to come. - ... in which you will not win.
As we have not so far.
Let's get to the items. They had to bring something
That's right, today you asked, for the first task, for them to bring you the most stressful thing.
The most stressful thing. - The most stressful thing.
That's right. Let's go, Enio.
True, this is true.
Yes, but I didn't bring the total, this is just one month's rate.
[On screen: electricity bill]
I wasn’t there the whole summer but they calculated it on the basis of how much
I normally spend and I couldn't believe it.
That's a bill for…? - Electricity!
And your monthly rate is good. I can tell you, you know.
And now you know why he came to this show.
To pay his bills. - To pay his electricity bill.
Okay, let's go to Lidija. Lidija, what's the most stressful thing for you?
I think that,
well there are women who will disagree with me, but there are women who will agree with me,
but I think probably all men will agree with me.
We agree, we agree. Absolutely!
An iron.
I don't know about others, but my process when I have to go somewhere is like this: makeup,
hair, and lastly I get dressed. But I've already figured out what I'm going to wear.
But I get dressed last, and that's literally five minutes before going out. And what happens,
say there's a crumpled shirt...
I would go crazy then, and then take out the iron, and iron it quickly. That is mainly why the iron is the most stressful thing for me.
When people see you, the first thing they think is "look how crumpled her shirt is", yes.
And that's what I'm saying. Who's even looking to see if you’ve ironed?
OK, but a stressful thing,
I agree. Ante?
Yeah, I brought the most stressful thing.
I mean, I don't have to complain, but it's very stressful for me,
and that is a broken wine cork.
Ooo! True, true!
I’ve ruined so many bottles of wine in my life out of arrogance,
saying "I know how to open it, don't worry about anything."
And then, after two minutes, "Do you want wine with cork?"
This is great, this is great. - I've ruined so many bottles of wine in my life
just because I was thirsty.
Absolutely.
OK, Igor, what's the most stressful thing for you?
I mean, you look like a man under a lot of stress.
He looks like one of those stress balls.
For example, your shirt is under a lot of stress.
Yes, yes.
My shirt is under a lot of stress, and that’s why I don’t use an iron.
I iron the thing on myself.
I just put on my clothes.
Drljo, the human iron!
But because I love to eat and
because I iron clothes on myself, my most stressful thing is…
Ah, good, good!
Cunning, very cunning.
Ana, you're still left. What's the most stressful thing for you?
It must be something interesting. - What did you say?
It has to be something interesting, I have a feeling. - I have a feeling too.
People might think that because I'm here…
that my career failed, and that I no longer have work, and that I agreed to this because of that.
Which is somewhat true, let's say.
But not quite true. My planner for December is terrifying,
and here you can see how many times I’ve written in it.
So I beg the person who tonight...
that is, who wins this show tonight, to take on all my responsibilities
in December, and take my planner.
Here it is very simple. And unimaginative, but... stressful.
OK. - Stressful, very stressful.
OK, everyone has a different stress. - I work so hard and I just can't.
I work so hard, but I’m still here.
OK, let's assign the points. - Points!
Let's see... I wrote something quickly.
Ante, one point.
I don't care, I don't care.
Enio, 2 points, and I pray to God that Ante wins the show and has to pay your bill.
Igor, 3 points, purely because I think that a tape measure gives you more stress than a scale.
Let's see... Ana, 4 points.
I also hate the iron: Lidija, 5 points.
The winning shirt!
Let's go to the tasks from my luxury cottage.
What's first? - Fried things. - Fried things?
Yes, fried things. - Fried things.
Oooh, so why didn't you tell me not to have breakfast?
Oops!
"Find out what is fried."
"You may lick and smell every fried thing."
"You may squeeze one between your elbows."
"Between your elbows…"
Huh?
"You may stomp hard on one."
"You may look at one with a magnifying glass." Look at one with a magnifying glass?
"You may look at one with a magnifying glass."
"You may put one in a glass of water. You have ten minutes."
[In Italian] 10 minutes!
Why am I winded? I have no idea.
"The person with the most correctly guessed objects wins. Your time starts now."
Wait, not yet. Just a moment. No, time is not starting now. You can...
You can… wait. "Find out what's fried..."
So an explanation of the task, as it was not clear to some people.
Obviously everything is fried. You need to find out what it is that was fried.
Give me the first candidate. - OK, here we go.
"Find out what is fried." Everything is fried!
Hahaha, this is all good for me.
I haven’t eaten anything since this morning.
It smells different from all these, this one.
Ah man.
So enjoy.
What could this be?
Dough.
Fried dough.
This is not even for dogs.
Hard, Bega, hard. OK? That’s it!
It's fried vegetables.
Fried?
Kiwi. Vegetables. Kiwi.
Fried kiwi? - Fried kiwi.
Fried green tomato.
Fried Green Tomatoes is one fantastic movie. If anyone hasn’t seen it, I recommend it.
Oh baby.
This reminds me...
of a man who has health problems and they removed one for him.
So this is... a fried egg.
I don't even want to bite this. I still have these… I have…
Fake teeth.
More. Try again. Rotate.
This is some paper.
Fried paper.
OK.
This is how we… - Well done.
This is how we… - Go more, go more, go more.
Ah, good. - Good.
Can I have a look? - How can you not?
So this is a... wallet.
Oh, down the drain…
Fried egg.
[sings something]
Sing, sing.
[sings something]
Wonderful.
[sings something]
Wonderful.
I will not lick because I will not benefit from licking. I think…
An apple.
Vanilla sugar.
It could be a fried apple.
Fried apple. - That's right. Fried apple.
And these could be fried zucchini.
I'm going for a pelinkovac [Croatian liqueur]. Ok?
Yes.
You figured out everything, right?
I have no idea. I thought this was the worst task.
What exactly is a kiwi?
A fruit.
What, what? - A fruit.
Green. - No, no, what?
I thought it was…
That what, that kiwi was what? - My eyesight has deteriorated sharply
in the last few months.
As I got closer I said vegetables because I thought it was shredded broccoli.
I didn't see the spots. And then I…
And then you…
But I said kiwi.
But now, I will not judge if someone finds that a vegetable or a fruit.
Those kiwis, as far as I'm concerned, within their own 4 walls, can be whatever they want,
both fruit and vegetable.
OK, and Enio, I noticed that you
solve a lot of tasks with your tongue.
27% of the tasks so far, he has solved with his tongue.
Yes, uhh...
Please don’t. How many did he guess?
Wallet, fried dough, fried green tomatoes, fried egg.
He guessed it all. - He guessed everything.
Then you could have said "all". - Yes.
Bega? - With the tongue. He guessed everything with his tongue. - Bega...
...answered kiwi, fried apples, fried zucchini, egg, bread roll, and paper.
Four. - Four.
Four. And the time was 8 minutes 44 seconds. - Totally fine.
Ok. Let's move on.
They smell the same.
God help me…
Mmm...
In here is a fried... egg.
Are you licking or? Oh, you're licking. I'm sorry.
I can lick and smell. - Yes, yes.
First I sniffed, now I'm licking.
That's right. - Ah, new sneakers, ahh god.
This is... I think this is a kiwi, absolutely.
This was not very hard.
I think it was enough.
Aha! It's like fried kiwi, isn't it?
Great, isn’t it?
Let’s say it’s a child's sneaker inside. I don't even know what's inside, oh god.
Fried wallet, right?
You take a bath in here. Let's see if that batter falls off.
This means nothing to me.
How does this work?
Does it magnify on both sides or is it just one?
How does it work?
I’ve never looked through a magnifying glass, actually.
Unnecessary here, completely.
Ah well, this is impossible. - Between the elbows.
Don't burst, don't burst please.
Oh no, fuck. I should have exercised my arms more in my life.
I've never seen this in my life.
Where did I come from, god help me.
Fried cucumber.
This is broccoli here.
Broccoli? -Broccoli.
Come on out. What are you, what are you?
There are dots here. It means absolutely nothing to me.
It could be a fritula... [Croatian pastry, like a mini doughnut]
Ah this is good. Marmalade.
It won’t show itself at all.
That's it, I'm giving up.
Are you giving up? - I give up. No, no.
No way, nothing will show itself. - Hang on.
Yes, I filled myself up on the wallet.
And I have no idea what this is.
Just a moment.
From you...
from you, Igor, we learn something new every time. For example, that an egg has two surfaces.
Where are your elbows now?
Ah while I was, while I was squashing… - Where are your elbows, Igor?
While I was squashing the kiwi,
and while I was eating the wallet, I forgot
if it said "palms" or "elbows".
Igor guessed wallet and kiwi.
And Ante, kiwi and egg.
Ok.
And now, after that wonderful part, are you thirsty, are you hungry?
See what you can drink and eat during these RTL commercials.
I'll see you soon.
Was it nice? Mmm... what fine products.
Welcome back to Direktor Svemira. We move on.
Vanilla banilla. Okay, let's move on.
It all smells the same. I don't know.
You may bite two, squeeze one...
You know that this wasn't somewhere on the floor. I can eat this, right?
Some kind of apple inside.
Fried egg.
How? Like this, huh?
Aha, kiwi!
God, you destroyed all my new clothes!
I will kill you.
What now? I should have worn my trainers.
What is this? Like, a wallet?
What is this?
Yes, wallet. Bravo.
Oh god.
I'm looking through a magnifying glass.
Here, what do we see through the magnifying glass?
Wow!
This is something like a green tomato. What is this?
Yes, a green tomato.
Okay, is that it?
And I'm sorry, this as well...
What did I put in the glass of water?
Oh my god, yeah, now it's… I have to guess like this, or what?
Okay, wait, wait.
Wow!
It just opened up.
And I don't know what this is.
This is some dough.
This is some dough that didn't... - Dough? - ...cook.
Dough.
Thanks, kiss, bye! - Thank you.
I guessed it all!
I just want to say...
Yes... she won me over with her charm.
Well, yeah. - Cheating.
Did you cheat a little? - No, how is that cheating?
Just one little social experiment.
Because there were some suspicious things.
We will now see if the other contestants are on your side or not.
Ah, okay.
If everyone raises their hands,
you will get 5 points.
If only one does not raise their hand,
you will get one point.
Come on. - Three, four, now.
Will some cognac be coming my way? - Yes, yes, there will be some.
Will you follow me on Instagram? - I will, I will. - OK, OK.
OK, uhh...
Lidija, 5 points.
Enio... 4 points.
Bega, 3 points.
And... Igor and Ante, 1 point each.
In the absence of elbows.
The interesting thing... is that fried wallet.
Yes.
It’s totally cool. - Isn't it.
Yes. - Yes.
Imagine if they opened the fried wallet. - Imagine. - What was inside?
Imagine.
That's the wallet.
Was there something in it? - Too bad you didn't open it.
Imagine, nobody opened the wallet.
What's inside?
What does it say inside?
Green tomato,
apple pie,
fried dough, egg, wallet, kiwi.
The receipt. - The whole list was inside. - A census.
But that doesn’t mean anything to me when I didn't even open the wallet.
Of batter.
Let's move on.
OK, let's move on. - Good, good. - This was my first day.
So we played a little hide and seek.
I mean, let's say.
Want to take a look?
So let's see.
"Hide one flamingo from Luka."
"You may not damage the flamingo."
"You have 5 minutes to hide the flamingo."
"When you hide the flamingo, make the other flamingos"
"look sad because they lost one flamingo."
"Your time starts now."
Be there... briefly.
They are sad.
This one is searching, and these are crying.
They look like they're dead, but... they're crying.
And they are watching, and he’s comforting them, "I will find him, now I will find him."
That’s the story in my head.
So I'm done.
Luka!
Ha! Like Brena in Bulgaria. [Lepa Brena = famous singer]
Did you hide it?
I like the way you decorated. - Thank you.
1, 2, 3, 4. OK.
Wait, Luka. Stop.
Bega!
What is it?
Come.
Is this your flamingo?
No.
But it was fun.
It wasn't that flamingo. He didn't find that one.
What does Brena in Bulgaria look like?
You know, when she landed in the helicopter in the stadium, and when she ran and waved.
Now I wonder what Brena would have looked like in Zadar.
Bega was hiding things for 5 minutes.
I don't understand how. She just went in a straight line and hid it.
That wasn't my flamingo, I don't know… - But 5 minutes, yes. - I didn't hide that one.
And it took me a minute and five seconds to find the flamingo.
Everyone was given a special task...
... which has to do with hiding flamingos. - Let's move on to see what everyone got.
So let's see.
Ah, do I need to do all of these now?
Just one.
Good.
"Hide one flamingo from Luka."
"You may not damage the flamingo."
"When you hide the flamingo, hide another flamingo."
"Repeat this process until you run out of flamingos."
"You have 7 minutes."
"You may not touch the flamingo with your hands."
"You have 5 minutes to hide the flamingo."
"While you are hiding the flamingos, you must walk backwards."
"Your time starts now."
"While you're hiding the flamingo, you have to make the sound of a flamingo."
"You have 5 minutes to hide the flamingo."
"Your time starts now."
Well, I got the best one.
It was a disaster for me.
I got the best one. - Yes, yes, yes.
It was not easy. - You have come up with a fantastic idea with this task.
I know. Come on, let's watch them now. - OK, let's go.
Let's watch them now.
"You may not touch the flamingo with your hands. You have 5 minutes to hide the flamingo."
"While you're hiding the flamingos, you must walk backwards. Your time starts now."
This is not easy either.
New Tenet movie.
I knew it.
This is a cemetery.
It’s not exactly a nice place to hide flamingos, especially this colour.
It could send the wrong message.
Eh, this.
Was I the only one who found this?
Or was this deliberately removed?
Let him look for it. I do not care.
You’re walking forwards.
Hey, am I looking for just one?
I swallowed it.
I had some crazy ideas of what I was supposed to do.
Right there. - No.
Isn't it? - No, why do you think that?
Go now, go! Come, come, come.
Yes, yes.
You're a little overconfident.
Well, maybe because... all roads lead... to the trailer.
I love this game!
And? What do you say?
Did you find it?
That's the move.
I knew right away... I should have gone here.
Only Enio can do that.
Enio, this was a little improper.
It said clearly that you must not damage it.
Who damaged what?
You. - The flamingo.
Flamingo, you damaged the flamingo. - You pierced the poor flamingo.
Ante, at one point you walked forward when you…
I entered a restricted area, and could not walk differently any more.
So I had to manage.
No more… - Walk backwards.
But it was very dangerous there. I risked my life.
so I decided to be careful. - It said that you were forbidden to walk backwards?
Please punish her. Tattletale.
Who else do we have left?
We are left with Drljo and Lidija.
Let's see!
Ah, do I need to do all of these now?
Just one, yeah.
Good.
"Hide one flamingo from Luka."
"You may not damage the flamingo."
"When you hide the flamingo, hide another flamingo."
"Repeat this process until you run out of flamingos."
"You have 7 minutes."
"While you're hiding the flamingo, you have to make the sound of the flamingo."
"You have 5 minutes to hide the flamingo."
"Your time starts now."
We have to hurry.
Ah, the sound of a flamingo.
I will be the sea.
What does a flamingo sound like?
And you don't think this can be seen, huh?
I think this is OK here.
Now we will stack them all on one.
Waves, waves... He travelled far.
And the waves brought him.
This is the perfect place.
That is it.
The big clubs score in the last minute.
I deflate flamingos at the last minute.
Do you think he'll miss this one under the chair?
Is that a flamingo? - No, no, no.
It's a flamingo. - No, no, no.
It's a flamingo. - No, no! - This is a flamingo.
One...
...flamingo. - He’s going exactly where I hid it.
Others hid theirs here as well.
Lidija! Lidija!
Yes?
Here's a flamingo. - That's not my flamingo.
Maybe it's a hoax. - Flamingo.
Here it is.
What an amateur.
Terrible.
Hey, hey, let me tell you.
Let me just tell you something.
Wait.
Here. Insi...
1, 2, 3...
4.
One more.
What do you mean "one more"?
There's another one, right? - Well, there are no more.
That was all there were. - 5.
No, no, that was all.
You must know that I didn't get this job for nothing.
Here's 100 kuna [£11]. Say you didn't find it.
Hot, hot.
Cold, cold.
The Director of the Universe said not to go back there.
What is "ha ha ha"?
- Master!
That is left over from the last contestant.
It's not mine.
That one doesn't count.
It's not mine.
Thank you, Igor.
Yes. - He didn't find it.
Ah, where did she hide it?
Let's go for coffee.
Ok then, 100 kuna for me? - Yes, definitely.
I came prepared. It is in my bag.
You have it in your bag? - I have it in my bag.
For 100 kuna we have a deal.
But don't say anything to the Director of the Universe.
I won't tell him.
What a disqualification of an assistant. - And what is this?
That little yellow cockroach.
You-
corrupt little...
something that rhymes with 'dove'. [hinting at calling him an arsehole]
I took those 100 kunas
as proof that I am not a corrupt person.
This is the most deplorable thing that was ever seen
on RTL, and there have been some scenes. - There has been scenes.
Come on, please.
Imagine, and then you have to give it back to me.
So, dear Director of the Universe,
dear Šarić,
I can't be... bribed.
This is 100 kuna signed by Lidija Bačić.
And I give you this as…
OK, good idea, come on.
You can say whatever you want to me now.
I accept everything you will now…
Luka we always say whatever we want to you.
What are the results?
From the shortest to the longest
time it took to find a flamingo:
Ana, 1 minute and 5.
Lydia, 1 minute 43.
Ante, 1 minute 45.
Igor, 2 minutes 38.
Enio, 6 minutes and 10.
OK, uhh... disqualifications. Enio, he pierced it.
Ante walked forward.
You found Lidija's, and thank you for the 100 kuna.
Igor then, 5 points.
Then it goes Lydia with 4,
and Ana, 3 points.
OK. - Rest of the guys, no points.
Let's look at the scores now.
I'm killing it today, I'm killing it. - So, 14 points Lidija.
10, Bega. Drljo, 9. Enio, 6. Ante, 2.
Ante 2. One round of applause, but not for Ante.
Time to take a break from us.
Thank god, we know you need it.
And we'll take a break from you. We'll be back soon. Adverts and then back.
Here we are back.
Did you miss us?
We know you didn’t.
We're moving onwards.
Ok, dear audience, it's time for the 4th task. Luka, what do we have?
Art class.
Play it. - I'm playing it.
Nobody asked me if I can do this.
Wait a minute, I'm not ready. I have to do it on one, two, three.
Sorry horsey.
Oh, this looked harder than I…
What's the girl's name? - Santa
Santa, my honey.
What am I going to do now, yeah.
Just don’t go over the jump.
Did you see how I got on the horse like I’ve been riding non-stop?
Finally taller than you.
"Draw a horse while riding a horse."
Where will I draw it?
Okay, I guess I need paper and a pen.
Why are you doing this? Why not just: "Ride a horse", there.
"Ride a horse."
"While riding a horse."
"Ride a horse while riding a horse."
For whom was this the first time
on a horse? Good.
Everyone on horseback for the first time. - I'm always on a horse. [Croatian phrase "on a horse" = in a good situation]
It was hard for the hands, for example, but it was interesting.
And for the legs.
OK. Luka.
First I'm going to ask you to rate the pictures.
without knowing whose is whose. - Okay. - OK?
We had some technical issues, so one image is missing,
but forget that for now. What’s important is you have 4 pictures to see whose is whose...
You try to guess whose is whose,
without knowing whose it is. - Let's see what we have. - OK, OK.
Draw a horse while you are on a horse, and these are their works.
Let's start with… - See the wolf there. Where does the wolf come from?
There's a cult there.
I don't know what exactly is going on here...
but this looks like something you'd see in a cave, to me.
"Wow, look how they drew thousands of years ago!"
And I have to praise the second picture.
The second picture really looks like something that would
be in the gallery, and they would be like: "that's worth a hundred thousand euros."
It looks good.
The fourth picture looks like...
a wolf who had to go to the toilet urgently.
A wolf in fox's clothing.
"Paint me quickly! I need to pee so bad."
And the first picture looks like a stroke.
Of the man who painted it.
OK, let's find out. Now we're going to find out. - OK, I hope it's you Enio.
Wow!
You drew well.
Well, I can't draw.
I can't draw.
Ana, this seriously looks good.
Hey people, I've never drawn anything so good in my life.
Good. Enio, Enio, can you explain to me what this is,
what is this exactly, what am i looking at?
Look, I painted
the horse the way I saw it.
So I saw his head in front of me as he rode.
You see, these are his ears,
this is the head, and this is the guy who led the horse.
You see, he has a hat like this,
yellow like this, and red pants.
Ah it's a yellow hat.
He leads that horse in front of me.
You understand? Him and him.
Him and him.
Now that you say it, I absolutely don't believe it.
Wait, what about Igor?
Me too, I have no idea.
What about Igor?
With Igor? Where is Igor?
Yeah, mainly, you want to see how they painted first, right?
Yes I do. - Yes, please look.
Never mind Igor, let Igor go.
Oh dear god.
Oh god.
OK, what does a horse look like?
Oh my... I can't draw.
Four legs, if I'm not mistaken.
These lunges are messing me up.
Come on, just calm down, calm down, honey. Bravo.
Well done, little dear.
I should use the opportunity, while Santa isn’t moving. That’s it, Santa!
Ah, well it will be OK.
I'm already used to this.
As if I’ve done this before, I remember.
Sorry Santa, you're much prettier in real life.
Bravo Santa, bravo dear.
Just a little more and I'm done.
I think that's it.
Ah, I got paint on my trousers.
We're going to have to clean it up now.
Drljo's picture. It says here, "don't show Drljo's picture".
Where is Drljo's picture?
Yes, don't show Drljo's picture. That's something I wrote.
Yes, Drljo's picture. - We can move on.
We want to move on. - No, let's not move on.
Where is Drljo's picture?
We want Drljo's picture. - Let's see. - Give it, give it.
Look, like Doc Holliday!
Igor, are you okay?
For now, I think so.
I'm getting approximately
such a horse
as I
always wanted
to have.
Here they go now
these...
horseshoes down there.
Are you done, love? - Yes, yes.
The rest of the ride is a victory lap.
What did you draw?
Well, a horse.
I don't know of any other one.
Let's see the picture of the horse.
Really? - Let's see, come on Luka,
why you don't want to show it. - Show the picture of the horse. - We want to see that horse!
Drljo’s picture of the horse.
I don't know of any other or bigger one.
What kind of hands are those? What is it to him?
That is, that is our Luka.
And his right is stronger?
Because it's paralysed.
Very strange relationship between the two of you, but Igor insults you all the time, therefore 3 points.
Let's look at all the pictures again and divide the points.
Ante, 1 point. Enio can have 2 points.
Igor, 3 points.
Lidija, 4 points, and Ana, 5 points!
By Ante's score, you can tell exactly how many games we’ve played.
We are starting a new task.
We’re continuing with a new task!
Ha, I'm crazy for wearing high heels in the house.
Who does that?
Hi, Lidija. - Hi.
Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.
Is someone wrapped inside?
This already looks weird enough.
"Identify the items in the sleeping bag."
"You may not look in the bag."
"You may not take items out of the bag."
"You have 5 minutes. Your time starts now."
"Your time starts... now."
What, so what's here is here, yeah. I can only do it like this.
You mean there are multiple things, right?
"You can't look in the bag", and then this.
Interestingly, Igor interpreted the rule that he must not look in the bag
as if he was not allowed to look AT the bag. [wording was ambiguous; could've been "in" or "at" the bag]
Not just that he should not look inside the bag. - So you shouldn't have looked IN the bag.
I thought you needed to feel it while looking at the ceiling.
"You can't look at the bag."
Legend! - Do you want to see Igor?
We have to, we have to, come on. - OK, let's go.
I know you never got a letter from anyone.
Wow, wow, let's go!
There is something here.
I turned my back on you on purpose because I have to look at something.
I'd rather look... at anything else... If you understand me.
Well, this seems like a chandelier to me.
A chandelier?
Because there is something here that…
there could be a light bulb.
And this is like something hanging.
And it's not a chandelier.
It's not a chandelier, it's rubber.
Steering wheel! Steering wheel! Steering wheel!
From which car?
From a Yugo. [1980s Yugoslavian car]
This is a rubber duck.
Rubber duck? - Rubber duck!
Colour?
If it’s like you, then it’s yellow.
This is a helmet.
Helmet. - Helmet.
Colour?
An undefined colour.
This is a bike helmet.
Book cover. - Book cover?
No, it's a book.
A book... - I think it's a book.
Which one?
How to Get Rid of the Assistant...
...of the Director of the Universe in 10 Days.
Three carrots and something else.
Big carrots or small carrots?
Small carrots, three.
The time was 5 minutes.
He guessed a Yugo steering wheel,
a yellow rubber duck,
a helmet of undefined colour,
three little carrots,
and a book.
Shall we move on? - Yes.
Let's go see Bega.
Book.
Do you know maybe which book?
The Bible.
What is this? This is a helmet.
Helmet? - Helmet.
What type? - Bicycle helmet.
What colour?
Green.
This is a duck.
This, this yellow duck. - Yellow?
Yellow duck. - Sure? - Yes.
Steering wheel.
Model?
Audi.
"Auti"?
Audi, stupid.
I have no idea. It's a steering wheel. It's a steering wheel, but I don't know what kind.
A car? Which car?
Audi! Audi!
Which model?
It's A3, S line.
A3 S line. - Yes, I don't know.
What colour car? - White!
So it's a carrot.
Oh, I know what it is!
It's vegetables, for soup.
Vegetables for soup?
Yes, all together: carrots, celery,
parsley, kohlrabi. I think that's it.
It's a minute.
Ana?
I'm interested in this,
oh no this just interested me, I tore it.
And?
Ah, yes!
I was great.
Everything, I got everything.
Except the steering wheel.
The steering wheel is a steering wheel.
But the steering wheel has a screwdriver.
Come on, that’s [censored].
It's a screwdriver.
You are the best. - I know. I know. I know.
Bravo, Ana! - Well done.
You got everything!
Green helmet!
You guessed it.
Luka, what exactly were the items inside?
The objects were...
The book The Flaming Inquisitors
by Marija Jurić Zagorka.
A Fiat steering wheel with an attached screwdriver.
Good.
A yellow duck. - Yellow duck.
Mirepoix, or vegetables for soup, as they now say. - Or fruit for soup.
However you want, we said that we will not define it.
Or fruit, Bega would say it's fruit. It's all fruit.
Fruit for soup.
And a bicycle helmet.
Green, green.
Green. - Green.
And Bega did it all in 4 minutes and 1 second.
And got every one.
Bravo, bravo.
Let's look at Mr Trmanomini. [intentionally messing up Ante's last name]
Yes!
This is some kind of construction helmet, I think.
Construction helmet? - Yes.
This is a book.
This is going too well for me. - Which book?
Harry Potter. I have no idea what the book will be.
This is something...
it's like that duck, you know, that can be squeezed.
What Americans put in the bathtub when taking a shower.
Duck? - Duck.
What colour? - Something like that.
Well, yellow is the most common.
What is this? Car steering wheel.
Which one?
Peugeot. 206 coupe, convertible.
Something triangular.
Pyramidal.
Pyramidal? - Pyramidal, even more so.
And there may be a stone that is a triangle through the pyramid.
Great. - That's it. Thank you.
Thank you. - Bye, see you. - Bye.
I know I did this very well. I'm convinced.
Mhmm, me too.
Triangular stone.
Triangular stone, yes. - Triangular stone.
Those are my favourites. - Interesting.
The ones which go through the pyramid.
OK let's move on.
Let's move on. Lile and Enio.
Steering wheel from GT Volkswagen 1600.
1600cc GT.
I'm telling you, it looks like an exercise machine.
Exercise machine? - Come on, come on
we'll write that down, since I don't have much time. - And for exercising what?
As a weight of some kind for…
Weight? - Like a kilo or something.
Two kilos.
Do I have to say it or?
Yes, you must. - Dildo.
What colour?
Natural,
orange.
That's the natural colour? - Yes.
It is usable.
So it's still firm.
It has two ends.
Oops, I broke something.
You know, something came off.
Barbie.
Barbie? - Well she said it from somewhere. Ah, legs.
Now the head is gone.
And it wasn't even a head. I can't understand what this is.
A small jewellery box, or a dream box.
Eh, is this a book?
Yes, this is a book.
Which one?
Dostoevsky of some kind.
Poop for a little child. A potty.
A potty? - A small potty.
Little duck. Yellow.
Yellow duck? - Yellow little duck.
What colour is the potty?
Yellow it was. - Is it full?
It wasn’t, no. - Or empty?
Okay, write down a basket. Let’s say it’s grey.
Do your ears hurt when you whistle like this?
Hmm? - Huh? What?
I said, do your ears hurt when you whistle like this?
Huh? - When you whistle!
Ah yes! When I do this, I hear nothing for a while.
Do you hear me now? - Yes!
Dear men, if you look down and see something orange, it is not natural. Go to the doctor.
I'm just sorry they didn't shake my bag out because you put that thing in it for me, 100%.
You all had the same things. - You all had the same but...
maybe you’re thinking about what you needed at the time.
So Lidija had a time of 5 minutes and guessed that the book was Dostoevsky,
a one-and-a-half to two kilo women’s weight,
a grey basket, and Barbie.
A Enio had time of 1 minute 38 seconds, and guessed
a white child’s potty,
a dildo in a 'natural' orange colour,
a steering wheel from a GT Volkswagen 1006,
and a small jewellery box for dreams.
For dreams! - For dreams.
Enio, 1 point.
Lile, 2 points.
Ante, 3 points.
Igor, 4 points.
And Bega, 5 points.
Ante got the same amount points as in the whole show.
Women power!
Before the sixth task, let's look at the scores.
Where are you now, rats, huh? - Hang on!
It is very tight at the top.
We start with the sixth task.
We're going to clear up the studio here now,
because we have to bring in six engines and a ramp.
And now the commercials should play.
Unfortunately, we don't have them, so we continue with the show.
Our last live task is ahead of us. Give it to Igor.
Igor? - Igor is eager for the task.
Come on, don't.
A book or a life.
"In turn, say 5-letter words whenever the music stops."
"You must not say a word that has previously been said."
"If you fail to say a word before"
"the music starts up again, you're eliminated."
"And the game continues with words of varying lengths."
I have no idea what I read. - What did you read to me?
Take it easy, take it easy, take it easy.
So the first round is 5 letters.
For now it will be 4 letters.
Guys, let's go.
House.
[made up word]
"House" and then I failed, you understand?
When it stops we have to say a word? When it stops, you have to say a word.
You have to prepare while the music is playing. - Good.
Our beautiful tune.
We go one by one.
We start from Mrs Begić-Takirić... Begić-Tahiri.
"Begić-Takirić" - And that's it.
Are we all ready?
I absolutely don't care. We're moving on.
First, five letter words. Let's go!
Love.
Super.
Feast.
Friday.
Laser.
Fingers.
Thin.
Dante.
Head.
Book.
Mother.
Sister.
Sister?
It's six letters.
Thank you Lidija. You’re out.
It's tense, it's tense. - What did you say?
Mother.
Now let's go to six letters. Let's go!
Cousin.
Sister.
Carpenter.
Ahh!
I wanted to say cousin, I wanted to say cousin.
Seven letters. Yes? Let's go!
Absurd.
Touch.
Light.
I didn't know if it was the first bar or the second!
Thank you, Ana Begić-Tahiri.
Fantastic.
OK, guys. Eight letter words.
Are you ready? - Yes.
Let's go!
Forget.
Director.
Entertain.
Sell…
That’s seven.
The winner is... - A round of applause! - Igor Drljo!
The winner of this round, Igor Drljo!
Let’s go back to our places to add up the points.
We have done the last task!
And we’re back.
Luka has the final standings.
We want to look at the points.
So let's look at the points now.
8 points in today's show were barely scored by Ante.
Enio, 13 points.
Igor Drljo and Lidija Bačić both have 21 points.
And, with 23 point...
first winner! - Points! [correcting his grammar] - Point-s-s-s-s-s-s!
With 23 points-s-s... Ana Begić-Tahiri!
Go get your prizes.
And I donate these prizes to charity. - No no no!
Because I just can't... So, a woman got an iron,
she got a corkscrew without a bottle,
she got to pay the bills,
she gets to weigh herself a little,
and she gets to complete all her tasks on time. - Are you crazy?
So what is this?
And why would others be better off than you?
Pick up your prizes!
Like every episode, this episode was educational.
We learned that Ana Begić-Tahiri is a winner and knows how to draw a horse on a horse.
And that she will be weighed now. - We learned...
that we don't make sense as an episode,
but above all we have learned that Enio solves his problems with his tongue.
So you don’t want to be his problem.
See you next time! Ivan Šarić! Luka Petrušić!
Director of the Universe. Assistant.
Thanks a lot, good night. - Watch us!
Croatian transcription and translation by u/jdhjem
Proofing and additional translation by u/MarkoSeke
Subtitle timing and admin by u/taskmastermaster