Good evening, you're watching Direktor Svemira.
Something that started as a family show and ended up as...
I don't know what this is anymore,
if you're still watching us, you're a very, very strange family.
I like you, mmm.
Welcome to Direktor Svemira!
In the last few months I have gathered 5 people from the public eye.
Well, 4 people from the public eye, and we found Igor on the street.
They went through unusual tasks and now they are fighting for useless points.
The winner of the season wins my golden bust. Yes.
The show doesn't make sense.
But! It’s time to introduce those who do make sense.
Honestly, we thought she would be embarrassed in these tasks,
but then we watched her music video Cactus... Lidija Bačić!
No blemish on her resume, and with a flawless career,
until now... Ana Begić-Tahiri!
From the city of lunatics and basketball - he is both - Enio Meštrović!
Because he knows someone from RTL, unfortunately... Igor Drljo is here!
Never do that again, never do that again.
That was for the front row audience.
Always a smiling and wonderful gentleman with a
nice smile. Please, a round of applause for
the already very well known... Ante!
Švirić? Is it Švirić?
Šušverić.
And today, he looks less sick than usual,
Luka Petrušić!
Thank you.
Hi Luka, how are you?
Less sick than usual.
Come on, let's get to the first task.
So the first task ladies and gentlemen. As we know,
our wonderful darling contestants had to bring some sort of item or thing.
Today they brought the best thing with wings.
That's what you asked for. - Yes.
I'm already afraid of some. - Yes.
Ana? - I brought one thing with wings.
Which one?
How cute.
It's a piggy bank.
Piggy bank.
When it shakes, there is a rattle inside.
So yes yes yes. - 10 kunas easily, huh?
Let me just say that my daughter was very sad when I took it.
She was…
"Mom is going to a show, I'm sorry."
This is how it was. I went into her room, "Give me the, uhhh..."
"Are you going to bring it back?" "Of course I'll bring it back."
Yes, unless someone else wins.
Enio, what did you bring?
Because we were supposed to bring a thing and not a person.
Okay?
I would… - Wait, wait...
Did you bring a person?
My mother.
I would have brought my mother. She is 81 years old,
but she does not like to travel, has seasickness and cannot go by bus.
And by plane? - But she's not a thing,
she is a person, so I eliminated her.
Ok what do you mean you eliminated your mum, Enio?
Well when he didn't put her on the plane! - Well, because she's not a thing, she's not a thing.
And then what I brought.
Let's see.
Yes, yes.
So this scarf symbolises
one club that has such big wings to cover the whole of Croatia.
Yes, yes, Hajduk! [football club from Split, the main rival of a club from Zagreb, where this is presumably filmed]
Let me get one point, I will be proud of it!
At an away game!
That would be a victory.
Yes, after a long time.
Igor, what did you bring?
I mean, I love, I love that moment when I’m in the store
and when my girl calls me and says to buy it because it's that time of the month.
Oh my, he brought menstrual pads! - He brought a menstrual pad. - That's what I wanted, you bastard.
Is it a problem for you to buy these things?
It's not a problem for me to buy. Especially the last time,
it was no problem to buy, even though there was a nun
behind me watching what I was doing the whole time.
But wait.
What I'm dragging through the cash register.
But wait... This is your best thing with wings?
Well the best for telling me she's on her period.
If she didn't get her period it's a little bit more of a problem.
There would be a different thing with wings: a stork.
Yes, yes.
Lile, what did you bring us?
What do you, Director, think I brought?
Food.
100% food.
He guessed it!
Let's see.
Because I, like you said, love eating.
Especially when I don't have time. Then I love fast food,
and I adore deep-fried food the most. So I brought that
which I love to eat, and what he saw me eat this morning.
Let's see.
Look, it got eaten! I barely managed to leave two.
You know, like, "at least take a photo." Chicken wings.
Chicken wings. - First lesson, biology and anatomy.
I can already see Ana saying, "I stole from my daughter's room"
"and this one brought half-eaten wings."
I'm glad you said that, not me.
"Are you..." - You definitely thought that.
"Are you kidding me." - "Are you *beeeep* kidding me"
Ante, did you bring us a printed photo?
This time I made an effort and brought something that was very
hard to bring from Split. I brought the so-called 'clacker'.
A 'clacker'?
When I bring it, I really bring it.
When he brings it, he brings it.
So this is bought in Split... - Yes, it is. - ... for Saint Domnius day...
This is the most irritating thing you can buy for a child.
Yes. And all the kids get it! - It's too loud.
My mum and dad never bought this for me, so I wanted to share it with you.
Thank you team. This prize pool is perhaps one of the worst ever.
We'll see.
Director, do you want to maybe share the points with us?
Unfortunately I have to. - Yes.
Flag from Hajduk. Let's at least give one point for Hajduk.
Yay, a point!
You're from Zadar, right? - It's over for you. - Yes, yes.
Declare yourself differently from now. - You're done after this show.
I am a Zadar fan, I won't be bribed for Hajduk. - You should have been objective and given me at least 3 points.
Just one… - I would give Dinamo [Zagreb] 5!
2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
So do you know big Hajduk's wings are? - You're going to kill me!
Well if I had brought my mum it would have been the warmest but… I didn't.
If you had brought your mum you would've got 10 points.
No but you would disqualify me because my mum is not a thing. Don’t insult my mum!
Shame on you! Here are all 5 points for Dinamo!
Wait, wait.
I don't need anything!
What are you talking about? - We will be champions!
Dear mother.
I don't know what the panic is about. So Hajduk got one point.
That's right!
Do you want it to be like normal where you get no points?
You mean we got… - Let's move on!
… Hajduk at an away game from you, who is from Zadar?
Lidija… - Shame on you! - … 3 points!
Igor, 2 points!
Ante, 4 points. And Ana 5 points.
Bravo. Let's look at the points.
Let's see. 5 points, Ana.
4, Ante.
3, Lidija.
Igor, 2.
And Enio… - Smells like a league title!
Yes, yes.
Ok. Like this.
We thought a little bit on this show, I thought
that this show should be of an educational nature.
For example,
how many peppers there are, how many corn pieces there are, how many there are
of those things in the Mexican mix. I’ve always been interested in that.
No one has ever counted that.
I think you would be an absolute lunatic, if you
were going to count it, but I would love to know.
Well, here it is. We'll find out soon.
Ok...
let's see what we have here.
Packaging.
And who will count it all?
Peppers. 1, 2, 3...
34, 35, 50… 50 and… 54…
We have 100 peppers for now. 100.
There will be even more. Stay with us after the commercials.
6, 7, 8, 9, 10... 98, 99, 100... actually 200.
Now I'm already demotivated.
100.
Dear people,
500 for now.
564. Write this down because I will not remember it at all. 564.
Poor man.
111 peppers.
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20...
38, 39, 40...
Horror!
How much did I say? I forgot.
161! So we have 161 peas.
There were 564 pieces of corn, but we found 2 more stowaways, so 566.
And a nice number for peppers: 111 pieces.
This was awful.
Wait a second. - Oh my, a terrible task.
Am I the only one who did this? - Apparently.
Thanks a lot Ante! That would be it. Now we have found out that its 161 peas,
566 corn, and 111 pieces of pepper. Let's go to the third task.
The third task? You assholes!
Horror! So I can't believe it, disaster.
A disaster.
I want 10 points! 10 points minimum!
Disaster. - Minus 10 points.
Thank you for this.
I would love for you to give him bonus points.
Thanks, third task. Thanks Ante…
So... - Thanks, Ante.
They had to attend to some shady work under the table…
Let's look.
Everything is familiar, we know everything.
Like at school.
The weather is beautiful outside. - Yes.
Have you been outside today? Don't go outside.
"Do the most impressive thing under the table using one hand."
I'm going to kill myself.
"During this task, you must look at the camera"
"at all times, and wave with your other hand."
Oh my god.
"You have 15 minutes to prepare the most"
"impressive thing, and 1 minute to perform."
Most impressive. What is impressive?
It's going, it's going!
What are you doing?
I'm trying to do something with one hand.
Just do something, Ana.
That one hand only serves me to do anything other than
what you're thinking of. You naughty man.
What nonsense…
Even rain for the end… - Even rain…
Let's see what Bega did.
- You're up first every time today.
Your time starts now!
Do I really have to do this?
Look at the camera.
I know what it looks like, but…
5 seconds.
Why? - 3…
No, I'm not done!
1... raise your hands!
I'm sorry, I have to go.
Where are you going Luka?
Luka saved himself.
Crime scene!
Okay, what… - The ketchup bottle had a lot of air,
and what I made was a crime scene.
And wait, was that it? So you had no other idea?
This looks like you didn't finish, but you're saying you finished?
How is it not finished? I had blood, a knife… - So you are satisfied with the task?
And the corpse went out the door.
She made…
The corpse bled out and went out. - She's cruel.
That!
Anyways, it was a crime scene.
Let's take a short break. We'll be right back. Stay tuned to RTL television.
And we're back! You survived the commercials!
Congratulations! 5 points for you! Let's go!
Drljo.
Come on, Drljakis.
Your time starts now!
Wave!
Hi hello guys! - Wave!
I'm waving, I'm waving!
Wave your little arm.
Here here, I'm waving so much, friend.
Hello, hello team. Hello company. Hello cameraman 1, 2, 3...
Hello... sort of Assistant Director.
Thank you Igor.
I made you a rose. - For me?
Yes. - Thank you.
You're welcome. - Thank you Igor.
That look.
This rose was just for my sun from Teletubbies with anorexia.
I like that. That Herzegovinian waving. Everyone does it normally, and you are like…
Yes, yes. Out of the car. It’s a habit while driving.
One hand is out the window and the other…
Are you waving?
Yes, yes. And you drive with your knees.
You can't even reach the pedals to drive…
That's why I put a brick down there and then that.
Let's move on to someone else? - Next, Mr Enio Mestrovic.
Your time starts now!
She loves me, she loves me not...
She loves me, she loves me not... - You have to wave Enio.
She loves me…
Here it is!
Okay, here I am, here I am.
She loves me, she loves me not...
She loves me...
She loves me not...
She loves me not.
Sad. This was sad. Sad.
Why doesn't she love you? And who doesn't love you?
We love you.
I'll see, based on the points!
Oh no, we don't love you in terms of points.
What am I telling you? - No, no.
So another 1-1 tie. 2 points in 2 rounds. It smells like a league title.
Let's go, darling! - Yes, yes.
Let's see, Ante!
Oh my God.
I think this one, I'll spin the ball on my finger and use the pan a little.
So like, pancakes. A ball in a pancake way.
Your time starts now!
I couldn't do it. I think we'll get to the pan right now.
Okay, my pancakes are going okay.
Hand and foot coordination-
I mean, coordination of the two hands, is not exactly the best.
Are you embarrassed?
How does it look?
This makes it easier for me when I rotate.
The longest minute of my life! - Done!
Oh, I won't even greet you.
You cooked that ball well.
Ante lives for a few points.
That feeds me, you know? I had no idea and then…
Oh really? No way!
And then the minimal idea I had, I didn't do well.
So, if you expected something more normal, you didn't get it from me.
Want to see the last contestant in this task?
I have to, yes.
Let's see. - Lidija Bačić Lile…
Your time starts now!
Hand up, wave! - Oh, I forgot!
Oh yeah, I have to wave.
Wave to me…
Everything fell down!
Wait, where is the cheese? I can't feel it. Cheese…
Now I will... wait…
And where is the other piece of bread?
I can't find it…
4, 3, 2, 1... - Yes!
Done! Hands up?
Great.
Let me see your sandwich, please.
I even managed something!
Bravo Lile!
I tried the sandwich and, I have to tell you, it was actually very good.
Don't suck up!
Lidija, this was great! Let's go to the points division.
Can we award the points?
Absolutely!
Let's go like this:
Enio! 1 point.
Bega, 2 points! - Dinamo!
Ante, 3 points!
That's right. You should have gotten 1 point but
because of that corn… - And I span it on my finger. It was ok. - ... 3 points.
Igor, 4 points…
Oh come on, you made a rose for that moron over there… - ... and Lile, 5 points.
Come on… - I made a rose for a moron to get 4 points.
You're kissing everyone's ass!
Wow Lile! Lile is holding on! - Lidija first, Bega second, Ante, Drljo and then Enio!
Here it is Enio…
Enio, are you trying to break my record from the last episode?
It smells like a league title!
One of my favourite tasks.
You will literally cry from laughter.
And let's take a look.
Let's look.
Good morning!
"Fill the cup with as many tears as possible."
"You have 20 minutes."
"Your time starts…"
"... now."
Okay I'm going. I'm going to think about it a little bit.
"Fill the cup with as many tears as possible…"
What a simple task. Give me the first one.
Enio. - Don't do it anymore brother… - Enio!
Come on…
In the name of...
all tears
from laughter
and from crying,
I'm raising this glass,
so you understand that this life is fleeting,
and if you can bring tears of laughter to anyone, do it.
If you can wipe someone's tears, do it.
Cheers!
I have annulled your tears.
His face…
Zero points, zero.
And now we go immediately to another candidate.
Who do you want?
Come on, please! - Anyone! - Say something!
Bega… - Please play it, play it... - What?
... Lile, Drljo... go.
The sadness in this room will be indescribable.
Is the emotion from Magazin [band name] or from the onions?
From you.
Try it in the nose.
You cry a lot at the Croatian National Theatre?
Oh that! Squeeze it, squeeze! Squeeze more! There it is!
Bring me a carrot.
What's bothering you? Do you really think...
that I'm hiding something? - I know you.
No way.
God, what's the matter with you?
Genius!
What? I shed a tear. Here is one.
Did you spit in there? - I did not!
Did you… Jesus, Lidija.
Like, you know.
Look at the sadness! Look at the sadness!
Don't you dare put that in your eye!
Come on.
Here it is, here it is.
A high quality tear. Bravo.
Set this as your profile picture!
I collected the eye mucus too.
But you brought half a tear back to my eye.
Bravo. "What did you do today?"
"I collected tears for Lidija Bačić." - Tears.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Squeeze it. Squeeze it!
My eyes can't see.
Squeeze your eye.
Come here, come here, come here.
Here it is.
Bravo.
That's it. Squish it a little.
Collect it.
Well not from the nose!
This is the best one so far,
trust me.
A little more. Jesus, Lidija, this is a tear liquor.
This is already drinkable.
This is already 0.3! [litres]
Fuck, I dripped 0.3!
Director!
Help me Director!
Yikes, hey...
Do tears from the forehead count?
Mine.
Really… - Yankee. [cameraman's nickname] Bravo!
We were so good that the cameramen cried too.
Give it up for Yankee!
Igor, I thought Herzegovinians only cried when they scratch their Mercedes.
Also when onions are cut.
- Yes.
Basically, Ana collected 24 tears…
24? - Yes? - You're lying like a dog!
Lidija collected 15 of her tears and 3 from the cameramen. Hello cameraman!
18. - Applause for Yankee
I was leaking the whole time. Even from the nose.
And Igor collected 11 tears.
No way.
Finally, Ante.
Come on Ante, what were you doing?
We're going to cut onions.
No looking!
If things start to come out now…
Oh god.
Dip your face in.
Come on. Come on. There, there...
Wonderful.
Here it is!
One...
two...
Wow... three. I can't keep up with them!
Come on, get the tabasco. Just to sting near the eyes.
Okay?
He's going all the way!
Around, around.
Now it just burns me, and there will be no tears.
Let's go a little further.
Don't be an idiot!
You have this mole that is slightly white now.
Maybe it'll be something last minute.
The last minute until the end is tense. We will cut a little more.
This man is not shedding tears.
Oh my.
Ante!
You get either 1 point or 5 points for this.
Thank you. First of all, thank you.
I was the only one who took this task seriously.
You are not normal.
Ante went to Split after that,
but he sent us a photo from the road.
So here's how it looked after the task.
Dear…
What stupidity.
Smells like a league title, as Enio would say.
Kids don’t do this at home!
Anything you see in this show.
Anything, especially this. - And never snort tabasco.
I am ready to award points by tears.
Let me just tell you first how many tears they collected.
Ana, 24 tears. The most tears!
Well done! - Well done! - Yes, yes!
Lidija, we said 15 tears, plus 3 of Yankee's.
Igor, 11 tears, shares points with Ante, 11 tears.
And Enio, zero.
So… - Well done!
Women are more sensitive. This is their task. I don't want that.
So the points are as follows!
Enio, 1 point. Who would have thought?
Ante 11, Ante 2 points…
Igor 3 points. - Why did I do this?
Lidija 4 points, and Ana 5 points.
Let's look at the points, yes.
Ana Begić 12 points. Lidija Bačić, 12!
This is the moment when I beg you not to switch to another programme, like "there is enough time".
You will miss the best part of the show. We return after the commercials.
You’re back, for the best part of the show.
We'll take a look now, if you agree,
at one very creative task that pushed boundaries.
Why?
Let's look.
Quite a creepy atmosphere here, huh?
Hi Luka. - Hi, Lile.
Mama.
"Extinguish the candle from the greatest distance."
"You have 10 minutes to extinguish it."
"If the candle is accidentally extinguished, you may not relight it."
"Whoever is furthest away from the candle when it is extinguished wins."
"Your time starts now."
That, in itself, is a great idea.
You're not connected to the water here?
No.
It's not complicated. So the task is?
The task is to extinguish the candle from the greatest distance.
So let's go!
Ante and Ana!
Ok…
Let me see how far that is.
Okay, we're going to need to engineer this.
But this...
You know this sucks in. I don't know… Of course…
I don't know how this would…
Yes, I will not achieve anything with that.
I hope the vacuum cleaner is strong and has a lot of power.
Just wait until I see something.
You're going to try to vacuum a candle, right? - No no.
I'll make a...
Out of... I don't know what.
What I'm willing to do…
Ok, come on... Stand nice for me…
Where are we here…? We are still pretty far away.
Come here.
Mhmm mhmm mhmm mhmm mhmm…
The air must not escape anywhere.
I don't think I have any more time.
Shit!
It's burning even harder, huh?
Shut up! I know, I see.
45 seconds to go.
Where is where is where is the...
And it kept burning!
I extinguished it.
Where was your hand?
Here.
4 centimetres, right?
Okay, can you just turn off the vacuum? Thank you!
Yes, yes. I know, I know.
I misunderstood the task…
Oh really? No way. - I calculated… - No way!
I counted… - Is it?
... from the beginning of air transmission, so I've
had 20 metres of air transmission, and that's it.
Yes, when I wrote the assignment I was just thinking
"It's not cool to blow out a candle from afar,"
"but from the beginning of the air transfer"…
That's right, so I found a loophole in the task and destroyed myself.
It was really tense. In 9 minutes and 40 seconds he extinguished
the flame from only 3 centimetres away…
Hang on! You stole a centimetre from me!
You said 4. - 3 centimetres...
I remember he said 4! - He said 4.
And Ana had a time of 2 minutes and 28 seconds
and was 5 metres and 24 centimetres away.
5 metres?
Well done. - You're good, you're good.
Hats off.
And it didn't say how to put out the candle? You could have done it
how you wanted to, and you knocked it down, right?
I thought I'd cover it and then it wasn't really...
It was loose. What I built was
limp and swaying, so that it actually, on its own,
somehow crashed when I hit, and fell. And lo and behold.
The worst is when it is limp and collapses on its own.
Yes, yes. - Let's go to the next one!
Luka knows that best.
Let's look at the next candidate, who is very dangerous. Enio!
Let's see.
Just a moment. As long as the light goes out, does it count if the candlestick falls?
You have to… - It doesn't say that.
You have to put out the candle.
It doesn't say that, does it? - Yes.
You have to extinguish it.
As a child, I lived for a long time in Australia,
and the first toy we had there…
was a boomerang.
How close…
I'm going back.
Now I'm going to have to start throwing these things.
Enio had a time of 2 minutes 26 seconds
and was 8 metres and 92 centimetres away!
And only one cameraman was injured!
Normally, more of them are injured when Enio records a task.
We love you cameramen, don't hold it against us!
Who's next, who's left?
Lile and Igor! - Lile and Igor, a combination of nightmares!
Let's see what…
Good, good.
You knotted this really nice.
Just for us to waste time on untangling.
I like it!
Will this stay like this? Come on!
What is the probability that I will not hit it, and that everything will not collapse?
Wait a little longer to think…
I'm in a stalemate now.
Pass me the sticky tape, please.
I'll pay you back for this, double.
Oh god…
Wait, wait…
How's it going, Igor?
It's not going. How am I going to do it when I have to hold this?
I do not understand you.
[mumbles with tape in mouth]
I don't understand you again.
I have to hold this.
I’m not happy with how I got started with this.
No!
Wait, I just saw this… Oh god.
I just saw these things. And there's a vacuum cleaner too.
Oh my god. I didn't see that at all!
4 minutes and 40 seconds.
Watch this now!
What happened now?
A failed attempt. Where did I connect this now?
This is not good!
♫ Hit the gas, hit the gas, hit the gas, hit the gas... ♫
It seems to me that your candle burns more than it burned before.
Oh my, Luka! Where was it connected? I will kill myself...
Fuck it! I'll hold it with my hand.
Oh, it won't? Look, look! Look at this, look at this!
It has a counter-effect when it blows.
Don't suck it, blow it.
7... 6... 5... 4... 3...
This was more than me!
Great.
Oh, holy mother.
Well, this was a task with tears.
This was a task for our tears.
I swear it was like watching Sisyphus.
Literally. - The flame went like this…
I was sorry for Drljo for the first time in my life.
Give the distances and we'll award the points.
Here, the points are given depending on the distance…
No, I assign depending on whatever I want, and you read the distances.
Let's see the distances.
Yes dear.
What a romance!
Enio! 8 metres 92 centimetres!
Lidija! 5 metres 62 centimetres!
Ana! 5 metres 24 centimetres!
Igor! 2 millimetres tall, but...
54 centimetres blown! And Ante, 3 centimetres.
Good…
I'm listening.
Ante, 1 point.
Enio, 2 points!
Let it be!
Ana, we will give 3 points.
Lidija, 4 points.
And Igor, though just 54 centimetres, I have to
acknowledge his attempt. Hats off for this Sisyphean effort.
Absolutely! - 5 points.
I'm going to cry…
But I literally thought I was going to suck in the fire.
Just then…
It is, like this when it was moving…
Stick to your job. No matter what you do, never put out a fire.
We will all burn down, man.
Let's look at the points now. After this task, this is how things stand…
Lidija 16… - Let's go Lile!
Ana, 15. Igor, 14. Ante, 10. And Enio, 5 points!
Wait! I had the best distance, but you gave me 2 points?
It's not the size that matters, but the technique.
Technique is important, yes.
Says the one who has no size… - Thank you Luka.
Thank you Luka.
Let's move on to the next task.
The next task...
I hated this task from the bottom of my heart.
Hated, hated, hated… - I think I know…
I adored this task from the bottom of my heart.
Yes I know 100%. - Me too.
Joy.
Where is Luka?
You hid Luka somewhere.
If we have to dispose of the trash, I'm not the best at that.
"Guess which bin Luka is in."
Luka!
You are finally there in your natural form, in the garbage.
"You may only give one answer."
"The one who finds Luka the fastest wins."
"You must obey the commandments contained in this bin."
I don't get it…
"You may shake one bin lightly."
"You may hit one with the frying pan."
"You may move one bin…"
"...1 metre. You may..."
"...listen to one with a stethoscope."
"You may open one bin…"
"... and, without looking, throw an object in."
And poor Luka if I hit him with something.
"You can make a call on your cell phone from the kitchen…"
"and call Luka from the kitchen."
Oh my... I will...
When I saw that time was unlimited,
it was the happiest moment of my life.
I hate you.
You were there 2 days… - Since my confirmation.
Let's look at Igor please.
Why can't my heart be heard?
This isn't working.
Are you breathing?
Take a deep breath and hold it until you pass out.
Oh?
"Luka has no couple." [wordplay, par=couple or even, but also para=money]
I had about 30 lipa...
What should I do with this information?
Can I only hit once?
Why didn't I do it harder?
Here you go. Play with this duck, you peasant.
Hello?
Are you alive? Are you in a bin?
No, I'm at home.
What did they write to me on the task then?
I don't know. I have to go, something's burning here.
What a peasant…
Shake... I shook it, I hit a bin,
moved the bin,
listened to a bin,
opened a bin,
and called the peasant.
And now I need to guess right? Now is the time to guess.
Thanks Igor!
Thank you!
Don't, don't, stop, Igor… - Binmen, binmen.
Put me down!
How he shat himself when I started moving him.
Igor's time was 6 minutes and 36…
I thought I'd push him down that little cliff.
Wait you found the letter "no even" and you thought it meant "no money"?
It's not even, so it's odd. - I understood but…
But it took you a minute?
No, I just didn't care.
Are we going to the next one?
Let's go watch a pair. Bega and Enio.
How many bins are there, 5?
And these are 6.
"You may hit one bin with the frying pan."
"You may shake one bin lightly."
So it's not this one.
Good.
"You can throw something in one bin without looking at it."
Okay, I didn't hit. Here I go.
Okay, I didn't hit.
Good.
Oh my.
And what else can you do?
"Open and, without looking…" I did that one.
And another thing with a stethoscope? That shit won't help anything.
And what? I won't call him.
I will say 3.
Hello!
Hi Ana. - Hi!
Hey you can't, until the recording is over, you can't.
Are you OK?
So-so…
I have to go.
Bye!
How about a little help?
What were your tactics, Ana?
I think I smelled the fear.
Enio banged that exact bin?
Yes he hit me directly in the knee, and it still hurts today…
Did you say something? Did you say "ow" or...?
I just said this...
How did you figure it out?
By the force of resistance. - "Force of resistance"…?
When you hit with that pan, with all your might,
and the bin doesn't move,
then it is clear that such a horse is inside.
That was the second attempt…
Times?
Ana's time was 1 minute and 5. Enio's time, 25 seconds.
Seriously? - Yes.
25 seconds. - Man…
He took the first thing, hit it, opened it, and left.
Ok. - Yes, I stayed inside
another 4 hours, but it doesn't matter.
Let's move on. - Lidija and Ante!
Last time I guessed well. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
He's not there!
Hello? - Luka!
How are you doing in those "škovaca"?
What does "škovaca" mean?
"Škovaca" is trash.
Come on. I have to go, bye.
Wait, don't hang up!
He hung up on me, I can't believe it! So I have achieved nothing with this call.
Tell me where you are. Come on, tell me where you are. Don't lie. I'll find you.
You know what? Something is burning in here. I have to go.
"You may move one bin by 1 metre."
I found him!
And I didn't find him! That's even worse! Oh my god.
Wow, this sounds good! Wow, I want to have this at home.
Luka are you breathing? Oh, something is heard?
I'm going to hit first from there.
"You may open a bin and throw in an object without looking at it."
Should I take a chance? Let's go for all or nothing.
Luka?
Here's Luka.
Oh, how cute you are in there. Are you okay?
You are disqualified.
Why am I disqualified? - Because you looked in bin number one,
and-and-and... because you are simply disqualified.
And you decided I was disqualified?
Yes.
I'll let you stay in there then.
Could you talk to me a little?
I cannot.
Lidija, please.
Call me on the phone!
Lidija please call me on the phone!
What a moron.
Lidija, there's nothing I like less than agreeing with Luka,
but you are disqualified. You'd already opened one bin.
I chose which one to move, and it was really heavy.
Basically, I was convinced that Luka was in it. Yes.
Lidija had a time of 2 minutes and 57 seconds,
and Ante a time of 4 minutes and 40 seconds.
Ok.
Given creativity, time,
and disqualifications, points are as follows: Lidija, 1 point.
Igor, 2 points.
You had the longest time. You enjoyed the task too much.
Well that's the goal!
Ante, 3 points. Ana, 4 points. And Enio, 5 points.
Here it is! - He's coming back!
Slowly but surely! - He's coming back!
We'll be back in a few seconds.
Before we move on to the last task, Luka, let's check the scores!
Enio, 10 points.
Ante, 13.
Drljo, 16.
Lidija, 17.
Bega, 19 points!
Here, you choose who will read.
I'll choose... here's Ana.
Colleague…
It says,
"Raise your ring as high as possible"
"while holding hands with the people next to you."
"If a ring is in the air when the time runs out,"
"its height is measured from where it falls."
So that means I have to join too. Another little note:
your ring, which you have to raise as high as possible, is the one with the panda.
So these other rings are there just because.
Hold hands please, everyone!
Let's hold hands.
And off we go!
You must not let go!
Don't let go!
You must not let go!
Lidija…
Bravo Lidija!
Fuck you!
Enio, it hurts!
Bend down so I can help you…
My hand hurts! - Bend down so I can put it on you…
You can work for yourself… don't let go!
Igor, you lost in this game before it started.
I'll lose you...
We have a few seconds…
Oh no!
Well, a little more than a few seconds… Igor it's there for you!
Give it back! - You can move if you want, it's there.
Ow, Enio! - It's there somewhere...
Help a little! - Hold hands! - Drop it!
No, give it back to me!
In a row! In a row!
In line, in line!
♫ What are you doing to me, do you feel it… ♫
See this case here.
And now it's not staying, wait.
Okay, that's about it. Now we're all going back to our places. We'll be back soon
with the final results to see who is the winner of this episode of Direktor Svemira!
We measured, with the most sophisticated technology,
the heights of the rings, and it’s time to find out who the winner is. Luka?
148 centimetres, Ana!
156 centimetres, Ante!
Surprisingly, and the highest peak he has conquered: 158 centimetres, Igor!
168 centimetres, Enio!
Yes, Lile!
And thanks to her 60-centimetre heels,
Lile with... 171 centimetres!
Let’s take a look at the scoreboard to see who the winner of this episode is.
That's right, the point balance is as follows:
14 points, Enio.
15 points, Ante!
19 points, Drljo!
20 points, Bega and finally… - A woman again.
♫ The winner takes it all! ♫
♫ The losers... standing small ♫
Lidija Bačić is the winner!
Lidija Bačić is the winner of this show, congratulations…
[Lidija:] That's what I wanted, wait a minute! Give it back!
The whole prize fund, and she is just going to get a scarf from Hajduk… [Lidija:] Give me that scarf!
While Lidija is chasing Enio for a scarf from Hajduk,
We will share what we have learned.
We learned not to put tabasco in our eyes.
We learned how many peas, how many carrots,
and how many other things, are in the Mexican mix.
And we learned that Lidija Bačić was
the beast that won this episode.
Enjoy your wings, Lidija!
There's something inside?
6 kuna in the piggy bank!
Wait no this is 5, how much is this?