Olli?
"The ink on my finger then"
Welcome to Kongen Befaler.
It can be a magical evening
when Drammen theatre is filled to the brink,
and the chair by my side is beautifully decorated
with solid Finnish genetic craftsmanship.
Olli Wermskog.
Yes, thank you. That was well said.
Very well said. Enough about that.
Let's instead focus on the genetic stew
we've stirred up.
Welcome Stian Blipp!
Tuva Billing!
Tete Lidbom!
Christian Skolmen!
And Marte Stokstad!
And what is everyone fighting for?
Yes, they are fighting for...
a bust in gold... of me!
As usual, we start the task bonanza with a prize task.
We often hear people say that things
go well with a good bottle of wine.
But there are very few people who recommend things that
go well with a bad bottle of wine.
Therefore, I have asked the participants
to bring something that goes well with
a bottle of bad wine.
Yes, who do you want to start with?
I want to start with Marte. - Really?
Yes, since you won the previous episode, you can start.
Just to drag me back down?
A bottle of bad wine.
Then you don't particularly care about the taste.
If you're planning to drink a bottle of bad wine,
then there's only one purpose, and that is...
getting it down.
Yes, exactly.
Then it's all about getting it down the throat,
and this 'chugger'... is a well-known tool.
But perhaps not that well-known for wine.
No, but for bad wine, it's very suitable.
I've seen it being used for beer.
You shouldn't use it for beer,
and definitely not for wine, because of the alcohol percentage.
But when you're interested
in ingesting bad wine,
it needs to go fast.
Can you do a bottle in half a minute?
Yes, if you're on holiday. [referring to warmer countries, e.g. in Southern Europe]
But when you're saying that you shouldn't use it for beer,
and not really for wine, then what should you use it for?
We do a lot of things that we shouldn't really do, Tete.
Okay.
So you can have it.
You're already trying to criticise. Interesting.
But we'll get back to you, Tete.
Stian, what do you have?
I have gone for something
I call the 'internet troll kit'.
This is how it looks.
It's simply made
for a whole evening of typing.
Typing? - Yes.
It's an internet troll kit.
Then you have two bad bottles of wine on either side here.
Right?
They're ready to go.
Properly bad bottles, with screw caps.
You just put it on like this.
Then you put this here.
It will go on here.
Then you...
I think the applause comes very easily here now.
Thank god.
Then I'll get these in here.
Is it one red and one white?
Yes, rosé.
Oh it's rosé.
Wonderful.
There we are, yes. - There yes.
Then this should work.
I just have to work a little.
And then I'm going online...
Look at that, yes.
And you'll just sit in your basement apartment.
And straight into the comment section.
Yes. Then you can go like:
"Oh, Kongen Befaler season 8?"
"No thanks."
"Christian Skolmen, isn't he dead?"
Just work a bit like that.
"Is he still alive?"
Yes, it's a very nice rig, once you finally got it on properly.
A very nice rig.
You deserve an applause for that rig.
It's an 'anger kit', isn't it?
Very well done.
Speaking of Skolmen...
Christian, you're barely alive, as he says.
What goes well with a bad bottle of wine?
Cheez Doodles. [similar to Cheetos]
Something tells me you're right, but please explain.
You might wonder why, and so on.
But what's fun about it
is that when you drink some sour wine
and then eat some Cheez Doodles,
the sour wine taste kind of fades out.
So it's like you're making it sweeter...
Yes, and then you can just continue doing that.
And, also, of course, it's a cheap cheese and wine evening.
Tete.
Yes. There are a lot of very creative things here,
but I've just gone right to a specific answer to the task.
You're not making an excuse now?
No, this is very clear.
For a bad bottle of wine,
I just have a card for Olli.
A card for Olli?
Here you go.
For me?
Should he open it?
Otherwise it would be a weird...
Beautiful flowers. Thank you.
"A bad bottle of wine for a guy with bad taste."
"Love you, Olli. Kiss my ass. Tete." [rhyming]
Thank you very much.
This is appreciated by the guy who hands out the points.
That's good.
Then I have done something right.
And I appreciate a wine. - Yes, you do.
Tuva. - Yes.
I'm not a wine drinker,
but I know that a good bottle of wine
goes well with good seafood,
so therefore a bad bottle of wine
must go well with bad seafood.
Logically enough. - Yes.
So here...
Don't open it. No, damn... - Here we have shrimps
...that have been kept at room temperature for three weeks.
Three weeks, yes.
It's like spanking your own behind. [self-punishment]
Christian smells nothing. - Nothing.
That's what's the most worrisome here.
Fuck! - You have to take it away!
Take it away!
I'm not getting close to that now.
Should I remove it? - Yes.
Since Christian smells nothing, he can remove it.
Oh, my...
I'm so happy I didn't have that dinner just now.
I have to breathe through a funnel.
But we can't get it out.
It's hard to tell whether this was a stroke of genius or a mistake.
I'm thinking 5 points.
They'll have to renovate the Drammen theatre after this.
But it was logical.
It's still in the room.
I just hab to lock up by dose for de rest of de prograbbe, ad talk like dis.
Are we ready to dish out some points?
I want to enjoy the moment, but yes,
I'm ready to hand out some points.
But it got very difficult all of sudden.
You can't give that 5 points.
But it was so logical. - Well, we'll see...
But I'm afraid you get 1 point, Marte.
No!
Is my decline already starting? - Yes.
Now the decline begins.
1 point for you.
I think I'll give 2 points to Skolmen.
Yes. - Yes.
Still just as happy.
You'll get 3 points for your rig, Blipp.
But now we'll see.
I was very weak for that card to Olli,
so it's 4 points for the shrimps,
and 5 points for Tete.
There's one profession that hasn't been given the status
it deserves in recent years.
Do you know which profession that is, Olli?
Is it assistant or sidekick? - No.
I'm thinking of a master thief.
Yes, I see.
Then I understand which task,
and this can also work as a recruitment video,
if you so wish. - Let's hope it does.
Hi?
"Steal Olli's sausage." ['rapp' = 'steel']
"Most spectacular sausage steal wins."
"You have 20 minutes."
"Your time starts now."
I first read that I had to 'rap' Olli's sausage.
I'm glad I don't have to do that.
I assume it's that sausage over there.
Yes, what other sausage would we be talking about, Tuva?
No, that's... not suitable for TV.
No, right?
So then it's that one.
The participants must steal the sausage that is on my grill.
But the important thing is that it must be done spectacularly,
and they have 20 minutes.
Yes, I am very ready for something spectacular.
Yes, shall we start with Tete, Tuva and Stian, perhaps?
Yes.
Give... me inspiration!
Let's see.
This is a bit like Terminator.
Something much smarter.
This blows the sausage away,
but I should have something that sucks it up.
A vacuum cleaner.
Now we're talking. Now this will be good.
The word 'spectacular'.
Then it should be quite big.
Because, of course, I could have just grabbed it with my hand,
but that's not very spectacular.
It would be fun to sort of blow something up.
Is there anything that can be blown up here?
What might work,
is that I throw water on the grill,
so there will be a lot of smoke.
And when the smoke clears,
the sausage and I are both gone.
Yes, now I finally have time to water my orchids.
Oh no!
Where the hell did the sausage go? There.
Plan B.
I must draw his attention elsewhere,
and that's where I think I can use
the fireworks to make him look away.
For then to steal the sausage.
Okay.
The plan is...
to make it as spectacular as possible,
I have to become a super-villain of sorts.
Now I'm already starting to get the Bane look…
Olli!
I'm coming to get your sausage now!
Yeah, I think my ball landed over here.
Sorry, sir, I'm just gonna...
get my ball outta here.
Do not do this at home.
Yes...
Tete, are you sure it was a good idea
to take a vacuum cleaner nozzle from that house
and attach it to... your mouth like that?
No, I think that was really stupid.
Have you tested yourself for salmonella, or...?
No, I have to admit that I forgot all about doing it,
so I'll go do that later.
So you did it unconsciously?
I hope the A&E here in Drammen is open 24/7.
I would think so.
But we're not done.
We must be shown the rest.
We must be shown the rest? - We must be shown the rest.
That can be achieved.
But I just want to remind you
that they had... 20 minutes to prepare.
20 minutes? - Yes, it's a very long time.
You couldn't really see that they had 20 minutes.
20 minutes go by very quickly.
We have two left.
Especially master-thief Stokstad.
It'll be interesting to see how she spent those 20 minutes.
Shall we look at it? - Yes, let's have a look.
Spectacular, yes.
I'll just fly around a bit, Olli.
"You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now."
I stole it!
Where on earth did the sausage go?
Oh well.
It's so scary if someone suddenly comes out to get me.
Oh right. Damn, I had to do it in a spectacular way!
You have add music to this, otherwise it will just be embarrassing.
Olli?
Are you missing a sausage?
You have to add some music.
This was...
At least you stole the sausage, Christian.
It was spectacular because you
for once went the extra mile.
Put something on, and made something of it.
I think it was very spectacular.
Yes, kudos for that.
As for you, Marte...
Here you have to tell us what happened,
because I didn't understand anything.
Me neither, Atle.
I was absolutely sure that Olli was going to go after me.
Right, I see.
That's how I interpreted the text.
You didn't interpret the text.
You added things that were not there.
But I understand that it could be misunderstood.
It said "Steal Olli's sausage."
"Most spectacular sausage steal wins."
Yes, so I stole it.
And what happens when you steal something?
You get chased.
So I got such a high heart rate,
because the worst thing I know is being chased.
But as it turns out, you just hadn't read the task.
It's impressive that it looked more like
the funniest thing you know, being chased,
when you were standing there with the sausage...
But he didn't react,
so I was afraid he would suddenly start to walk
slowly towards me, like a mass murderer.
That's what I imagined.
Now you have seen them all,
are you starting to make up your mind?
Yes, I have made up my mind.
There's a self-confident guy from Bergen over there
who wants a big fall.
He will get that. 1 point for you.
Damn it.
You're scraping the bottom of the barrel with that effort.
You didn't even get the sausage.
You just pushed it away.
So there was a lot you could…
Marte, you know what? You get 2 points.
What? Don't I get more than 2 points?
It was spectacular, but not that spectacular.
No stroke of genius.
You just took the sausage.
You don't get 5 points for that.
Tuva, you get 3 points.
And it's 4 points for Tete, and 5 points for Christian!
Then we can see the points here.
And in total today, it looks like this.
Yes. - Okay.
It is quite close.
Marte, now you have really dropped off.
It's going round and round here.
Alright. We are going to take a short ad break,
and we'll be back in a few minutes.
I think there is too little work, toil and sweat here, Olli,
so now I want something physical.
Right, are you thinking about the task with some jumping?
Yes, the one with some jumping.
There's not just hard work in this task,
but also a little treat.
You get as much lemon soda as you want.
It's the best workout drink.
Yes, that was very generous of you.
Hi! - Hi.
I'm looking forward to this.
A Tom Cruise box?
Lots of water? Or soda?
And a height thing? [means the same as a 'mountain top']
Lots of water and a height thing. [means the same as a 'mountain top']
Sounds like a romantic trip in the mountains.
I'll...
...start with opening this.
"Jump the second most times up onto the box,"
"and then down again, without burping"
"within seven minutes."
"For each jump, you must first chug"
"a glass of lemon soda."
"If you burp, the task is over."
"Your time starts now. Cheers."
No, fuck, that will hurt.
Well...
It will hurt, you say?
Have you done this before?
No, but I have drunk soda and not been able to burp.
You have?
Yes, Atle.
I was just asking. - And that is painful in itself.
And you know that lukewarm lemon soda
is hard to keep down.
Exactly. So you were prepared for the worst?
I was prepared for the worst.
Shall we see if it turned out that bad?
Yes, but let's specify what the task is about.
It's about jumping the second most times
up and down on that box.
Second most, yes. - Second most.
And it's over if you burp. - Yes.
Okay, then can't we just warm up
a bit with a 'blip'? A Stian? [pun on Stian's surname Blipp]
We'll start with a 'blip'.
It's too bad that I had
a huge meal before I came here.
I really want to burp. - Yes, I understand that.
I didn't mean that at all.
It just came out.
Zero control over the body.
Zero control.
Yes, that was over so quickly.
There's not much more to say about that.
What will it take for him to win now?
Well, what we have counted as one jump is,
after all, both up and down.
You just jumped up,
so if everyone else just jumps up and down once,
then you win.
It's theoretically possible. Let's see some of his competitors.
Yes, we can take a look at Tete, Tuva and Christian.
Well, I have no strategy.
It really doesn't matter,
because it's the second most times.
I don't understand the concept.
How hard can it be?
Cheers.
Gazelle.
Thank you very much.
It's charging.
It's really hard not to burp now.
I think this is nice.
Nice?
Do you think there's anyone who hates this task?
No.
I've eaten the world's…
...most spicy chili...
...and this is much worse.
It goes...
It feels...
Wow!
Now I really, really want to burp.
Oi there.
Shit.
Now I think I have to burp.
I didn't burp.
What was that? - I didn't burp!
Okay.
And that was it? No!
I don't think that was too bad, because I didn't do a lot of jumps.
I'll leave it at that.
Yes, Tuva, that's my girl.
I have looked up to you for many years, Atle.
It was a really good tone, too.
Yes, a good bass. - A bass tone.
You, on the other hand, Tete, were disappointing.
It was just a little squeak.
Yes, that was embarrassing.
But how many jumps did they do?
Yes, good question.
They did a few more jumps than what we showed,
but I have counted. It was a total of...
Christian, four jumps.
Tete, five jumps.
Tuva, seven jumps.
And that means that, right now,
Tete is in the lead with the second most jumps,
but Tuva can absolutely end up as second best,
if Marte messes up.
That will be interesting.
Very interesting. What a thriller!
And here is Mart- Don't keep us in suspense, Olli.
That's noted.
I have never...
I'm not a burper,
but now I can feel it coming.
Then I have to take another one?
You decide how many you want.
What was that?
It was a gulp.
You could have chosen a smaller-
Can I go get a smaller glass?
It doesn't say anything about that.
No, for god's sake.
Would you look at that.
A minute and a half left. - Now I was about to burp.
A minute and a half left?
Come on. - Yes, yes.
Now you have to focus.
You haven't... You're not counting.
I have control over myself.
Now I think I have done the most.
I feel like I should have stopped.
But I'll keep it in. - Yes.
Wait till I'm outside.
That was great. Fun.
Goodbye.
You may not be a burper,
but you are a genius in this context.
No, because I won't have the second most jumps
with that solution there. - We'll see.
You have the results, Olli.
I do. Marte, you ended up with one, two, three, four, five...
six, seven, eight, nine jumps.
So you are at the bottom with 1 point.
Stian, with a half jump, then gets 2 points.
3 points go to Christian, with four jumps.
4 points to Tete,
and 5 points to Tuva!
Now it's time for some advertising.
We'll see you soon.
I would like to get to know our participants better, Olli.
I want to reveal their deepest desires and deepest secrets.
Yes, now there are a lot of people who are nervous, I believe.
Well, I tried to get a hold of both,
but I didn't find out much about their deepest secrets.
But I did find out about their deepest desires.
Then that will be enough for now. - Yes.
Let's see what they wish for, then.
Yes, let's take a look at... Marte first.
Hello.
Peek a boo. - Peek a boo?
A magic lamp?
"You have awakened a spirit in the lamp,"
"and get as many wishes"
"as you can write down on this"
"parchment in 123 seconds."
"Your time starts now."
Dog.
Car.
How long do I have left? - Three seconds.
Two... - Worm.
One...
Done?
This is what I wished for:
"Money, dog, cat, dress,"
"pen, ball, bread, bread toppings, soda,"
"pool, sunbed, holiday, house, car."
And, a little surprising:
"Trampoline and worm."
Thirty-five. - Is that good?
It's not that few.
No.
There's a twist!
"It turns out that you are the spirit in the lamp."
"Grant as many of your own wishes as possible in 20 minutes."
"The most fulfilled wishes wins. Your time starts now."
That's manageable!
There is plenty that I can find here.
At least I found the toppings.
One of the best things to have on bread:
pesto and eggs.
There you go.
I can't believe I wished for bread toppings.
Soda!
This is soda. It's carbonated.
A new bed.
There, now I have a new bed.
Check.
We don't have all the time in the world.
Okay, I got the radio.
And if people start messing with the car...
I've got a car.
And then I've got a viking helmet with horns.
Some people are lucky today.
Duck, ball.
Bread.
Money.
Then I'm pretty much done.
I have almost fulfilled... my whole list.
I'm very pleased.
You're very pleased? - Yes.
I think I will win today.
This task in particular.
Bye.
It sometimes pays to have more down-to-earth desires.
Not world peace and stuff like that.
This went well.
Very concrete little things,
and I started looking around the room
for things I could write down,
so it was like "desk, ball" etc. Things that were up for grabs.
But it's wonderful that this task showed up in today's episode.
Worm? Was there a reason for that? - That was the only thing I couldn't find.
Because it would take so long to dig for it.
Was it just from off the top of your head?
Are you a fisherman, perhaps?
No, just, w-w-w-worm.
I went through the alphabet and found things.
Right, your wishes were so deep and heartfelt.
I really wanted it.
But it did result in many fulfilled wishes.
Yes, the task was to write down wishes
and then fulfil them in part two, and you...
At least 25 things, I have approved.
25 things? Not bad.
Including bread toppings,
which were clearly high on the list.
Then we can take a look at the rest.
Yes, let's see how all the others did.
There's nothing to wait for.
You get so stressed when you're opening the letters.
I must try to relax.
"You have awakened a spirit in the lamp"
"and get as many wishes as you can write"
"on this"
"parchment in 123 seconds."
"Your time starts now."
The stupid thing now would be
if I wrote very ambitious things.
World peace.
World peace, huh?
A barbecue would be nice. Now that summer is coming.
You might be able to get one more.
Sunbed. Is that what it's called? Sunbed.
Nice weather. Should I write that?
Time's up.
1 million wishes.
I think I'll go for that.
Alright. You have 10 seconds left.
Well, I guess I can add another '1'.
11 million wishes.
Your time's up.
I'm glad I got that.
Then I can wish for that.
10 seconds left.
For the ink on my… finger... - Two, one...
Stop. - ...to go away.
I didn't have time for more, so that's it.
Did you think you could just write '11 million wishes' and leave?
I don't know, I'm a naive young boy.
"It turns out that you are the spirit in the lamp."
"Grant as many of your own wishes as possible in 20..."
How are you going to solve it?
No.
This could have gone much better. I see that.
"Your time starts now."
I've started it. - Yes, this should be easy.
20 minutes, yes.
"Your time starts now."
"World peace."
"World peace, and all children will live to be at least 80 years old."
That's difficult.
I have... written myself into a corner.
But I think I have to be a little creative here.
I wish for Atle to be even happier.
If I send him some money. 300 kroner [c£22].
300 kroner to Atle.
Was it 250 I said?
Or was it 300? - You said 300.
Hope this makes you happier, King A.
Olli.
Can you give me that note? [note = license]
"Get a [driver's] license."
I got a note [license].
"A smile from Olli."
"A hug from Olli."
Cosy.
One small step for Armstrong,
a big one for Lidbom.
What things have you fulfilled now?
A sunbed, obviously.
I have a barbecue.
I have a pool there.
And I actually also have nice weather.
And what was the last one?
Win Kongen Befaler.
Right.
Well, yeah.
I see where this is going.
I am very pleased.
I am very happy that I have no greater desires in life.
"That the ink on my finger..."
"will not go away", it says here. - No.
Yes, it does.
"That the ink on my finger..." - "a" [slang for 'then'].
"That the ink on my finger then."
That the ink on my finger then.
That the ink on your finger then? - Yes.
So I have fulfilled that.
But I don't want... I simply can't be bothered
to spend more time on this.
Okay. - I'll just leave.
You spent nine minutes.
Yes, that's good.
Do you have another letter? No?
No.
Then I'll go out here, because it's so nice here.
That the ink on your finger then?
That was your wish?
Yes.
And it was fulfilled?
Yes, well...
How did it...
I thought that maybe the ink on my finger then,
could give me 5 points,
and the ink was on my finger then.
Wasn't that a good wish?
That's self explanatory. I didn't need to write...
If that wish was fulfilled,
you jump up one place.
And it was fulfilled, because that's exactly what I was thinking.
World peace,
and the ink on my finger then.
Yeah, that's fine. - Isn't that...
Yes, it's approved.
Alright, but did you get that money?
Yes, you sent me 300 kroner.
How did that make your day?
Well, it didn't make me any happier, in and of itself.
Sure it's nice, but I paid it back at once.
But you'll still get it approved.
It made me a bit happier.
Just the fact that someone was thinking of me.
Stian.
Hi. - Now we're back with you.
It's a tough day today.
But you are a man in your prime, with a good income,
and a seemingly stable and nice family life,
but still you didn't want any physical [materialistic] things?
No. - You have everything you need?
I don't wish for anything other than 11 million wishes.
I'm a modest guy.
Tete, did you go to the moon? - Yes.
So you got that?
I was sitting on the moon.
You simply went to the moon.
Fantastic.
No, I'm not buying it.
You don't?
Didn't you see that?
No, it was a nice role-play,
but it didn't look like the moon,
at least not the images we have been tricked
into believing from '69.
But I'll approve of you getting the note [license].
I'll give you that. - That's good.
Just barely.
It's not good. Not at all.
But you get it just barely, because it could work.
Tuva, I'll give you the sunbed,
barbecue and pool.
Not nice weather? - No, the weather wasn't nice.
And winning Kongen Befaler,
it's a bit too soon to tell.
But now I need the results, Olli.
Yes, you'll get that.
We then have Stian at the bottom, with nothing.
1 point.
Tete you got one approved, with the note, so you get 2 points.
I'll take it.
Tuva and Christian, you had the same amount,
until your finger then.
Then it's 3 points to Tuva, 4 points to Christian,
and a superior 5 points to Marte. Congratulations.
Then we can see the standings here.
And overall, it looks like this.
It's tight, very tight.
Now you get to decide how this episode ends.
So get up on stage, because now it's time for the studio task.
Yes, we have reached the last task,
and you are all sitting here.
Please take off one of your socks,
and hold it in your hand in front of you like this.
When everyone has done that, you will get the task.
What could it be?
Wow.
Either way, this won't get any worse than those shrimps,
so it's totally fine.
Look at that, you all went for white.
Okay. Here comes the task.
"Throw a sock between these two lines."
"You must sit behind the back line."
"Ready?"
"Sweet sugary prune juice, get set and throw."
What? - Are you doing okay, Olli?
What?
No! Damn it.
Nice!
You were really good at throwing.
But how many 'S's were there in the task text in the letter?
Write your answer on the sheet under your chair.
Yes, it's attached under your seat.
No, Olli.
Are you enjoying yourself now, Olli?
Yes, I think this is fun.
What do you think, Atle?
What were the words?
I am excited to see how
you'll solve this, Christian Skolmen.
Shouldn't be that difficult. - No, it shouldn't be.
Oh, it's hard.
Yes... - Yes.
It's difficult.
Now I've gone through the text. - Then I'll just guess something.
Yes, are you... - There.
Has everyone written something?
Then you can-
It was almost too late.
While we wait for Stian,
can't you try to repeat the text
from memory, Marte?
Just for fun.
Take off your socks.
All that, too?
Yes, take off your socks, throw a sock inside the lines,
while standing behind the second line.
Should we include that whole sentence too?
I thought it was just the second...
The last...
Well. Then we can take a look at the results.
I won't reveal the answer yet,
but Stian, you can turn yours around
and hold up in front of your chest,
then you can say what you have.
Sweet sugary prune juice,
get set and throw. Eight.
You ended up at eight. Great. Okay.
Tuva, hold it... - 14.
14.14 is your answer.
Tete
Seven 'S's. So seven.
Yes, Christian.
13. - 13?
Great.
And then we can see Marte.
Nine. - There are probably nine.
Yes, so we have we have seven, we have eight, we have nine,
we have 13, and we have 14.
Great. I can reveal the correct answer.
Do you want it right away? Why not?
16 was the answer.
Yes, so there is one who is the closest.
But we can still sum it up
down in our seats, and we'll find out.
Yes, we have... settled down again,
and you can once again turn your papers around,
then we'll hear the text again.
"Throw a sock between these two lines." ["Sleng en sokk mellom disse to strekene."]
"You must sit behind the back line. Ready?" ["Dere må sitte bak den bakerste streken. Klare?"]
"Sweet sugary prune juice, get set and throw." ["Sukkersøt sviskesaft, ta sats og sleng."]
A total of 16, and then we can see that
at the bottom, it's Tete, with seven. 1 point.
Then it's Stian, 2 points.
Marte, 3 points.
Christian, 4 points. And Tuva 5 points.
Congratulations.
Yes, very good.
Then we can see the scoreboard.
Here are the points for this round,
and then we'll see the total.
Who walks away with the victory?
It's Tuva!
Come up and enjoy all these things that go well
with a bad bottle of wine,
not least the shrimps,
which we can once again smell.
We are well into the season.
It will be extremely exciting going forward.
See you next time for more fun.
Original Norwegian subs by: LinQ Media Group
English translation by: u/msbtvxq
Proofread by: u/taskmastermaster
Translation produced in association with: Taskmaster Worldwide Inc @tmworldwideinc