Good evening, and welcome to Taskmaster.
My name is Louis Morissette, and I am the Taskmaster.
Over the past few weeks, I have devised a series of tasks
for five beloved comedians to complete.
Together, we'll discover what they did, and how they did it.
Yuck!
As the Taskmaster, I'll hand out points
to the most deserving contestants
based on highly subjective and ambiguous criteria.
The winner of the season will take home
the greatest prize in television history:
a replica of my head... in gold!
[Episode title: "OK, Boomer"]
Thank you! And here are the five comedians
who will be with us all season:
Kevin Raphael!
Marie-Lyne Joncas!
Mona de Grenoble!
Hello!
Tammy Verge!
And Phil Roy.
And finally; without him I am nothing.
I am less than nothing. Antoine Vézina!
Oh, that's so sweet!
I am everything. I am everything!
Antoine... - Yes.
So, as always, they'll be playing for some prizes tonight.
Absolutely! And they themselves
have brought in the prize items,
based on a particular theme.
You'll mark them on this.
This week, they had to bring in an item
that makes them proud.
Oh!
My goodness, I hope Tammy brought in a photo of you.
No!
Oh, for sure.
I can't think of anything else it could be.
Ha, ha! No!
It's so not that.
Well, let's have a look at... what Tammy brought in.
Oh...
Unlike the other panelists,
I am educated. [BA in Preschool and Primary Education]
How much do you value education, Taskmaster?
Well... A Bachelor of Arts is very useful.
No, it's a Bachelor's in Preschool and Primary Education. Tsk-tsk-tsk!
Put your head on your desk. - It says, "Bachelor of Arts".
Yes, but look. Do you see at the top? "Bachelor of..."
He doesn't know what a Bachelor's is. - "...Preschool and Primary."
Okay, so, we have a Bachelor's.
It was a 4-year bachelor's that cost me $27,000.
I'm proud of it. - She has nearly paid off her debt. Phil!
What did you bring us?
It's funny that she brought
her diploma that COST her $27,000.
I brought my diploma that
has MADE me... How much has it made me?
I'm counting, here. [$50s and $100s]
Oh, come on!
It's coming out of my ears. [High School Diploma]
It's almost as if degrees are useless.
You can rake it in anyway, kids!
Who cares about school?
Take this, pay off your debt!
I disagree.
Go into comedy, kids.
I don't agree.
Why are you clapping?
I don't know.
Great role model for the kids, Phil. Thanks.
Well, I say...
Accomplish your goals right after having
accomplished your parents' goals.
Okay, a high school diploma.
Was that your parents' goal for you?
Well, my mum is here tonight. Was that okay?
Yep, she just gave me two thumbs up. - She's proud of him.
Yes, she said: "He couldn't have done any better."
She didn't have high expectations. I like that.
Thanks, Phil. Let's have a look at what Kev brought in.
What did I bring in?
Lasagna!
Oh! You know me!
The best lasagna in Quebec.
My mum shared her secret ingredient with me.
She got it from my grandmother,
who got it from my great-grandmother.
I make the best lasagna in Quebec. Hands down.
Yes! That famous Haitian dish.
Yes! Yes!
Definitely from the West Indies.
Yes!
Thank you, let's see Mona's now.
What did you bring in?
It's my biography.
That's raunchy.
I wrote it over the course of many years.
I called it "Tucking Your Package for Dummies."
In my biography, I go over the options for
taping back your jewels.
One reader said, "My package has never been so well tucked!"
Uh... I was going to say, "Thank you", but no.
It's... Marie-Lyne now, with the final item.
Aw!
This is my godson in a t-shirt...
Maybe you can read it out loud, Louis?
"My godmother won season 2 of Taskmaster."
Ah... You don't want to let down a two-year-old, Louis.
Look how happy he is, there.
That's the thing I'm most proud of,
because I'm having a hand in his education.
I adore him. I even breastfeed him, on occasion.
Oh, poor child.
I love him so much, I produce milk.
Okay, I have to score these, now, eh?
Exactly, that's your task.
Don't let Jack down, Louis.
Wait. Can you remind me of the prizes, quickly?
Of course! So, uh...
We had Phil with his high school diploma.
A university diploma.
University!
The thing with the blurred image.
A biography.
A young child, and a lasagna.
None of those really impress me. - What?!
My godson!
I wrote a book!
Actually, you made me... You'll get 1 point, Phil.
You're a bad role model.
I've spent years telling the opposite to my kids.
1 point to him, 3 points to the others.
Oh, I'm happy with that.
Well, we'll take them.
That's 3 points; it's a good start.
Can we see some tasks?
Can we see the first real task of the evening?
Ah yes, please!
Good idea! So, the first task.
Careful; you might fall off your chair, Louis.
"PUSH ME"
Hey!
Oh! It's a party.
Not really.
Yes, balloons.
It's... okay. Oh, no!
It's a... - Oh! It's like...
It's like those YouTube videos.
They make these kinds of videos.
One thing sets off another, then another, then another,
"ba-di-ba-da." This is fun!
And the task that I have to read...
Hey, I must be losing it.
Oh!
Do I do it?
This is so fun!
"Push me"!
Oh, okay! Yeah!
Let's go! Oh! Ping!
Ha, ha, ha!
Good thing it's working.
Oh, come on!
Let's go! Oh! Ho, ho, ho!
Bang! Bing! Okay, look.
Okay... Bing! Zoop! Ha, ha!
Eh?
Oh, bravo!
That's really great! Okay.
"Create the best domino run."
"You have 30 minutes to construct your run,"
"and only one attempt."
"Your time starts now."
Here we go.
Like, NOW, now?
30 minutes.
Shit, domino run.
Okay, alright, alright, alright.
Now, I need to breathe.
The best domino run.
Dominos... I can use all of this, right?
Uh, and more.
And more...
It's... Yes!
It's quite simple. 30 minutes to create a domino run.
Exactly. We gave them one hundred dominos.
Plus, they could use whatever
items they had available to them.
What could go wrong?
Nothing?
Let's see Phil's attempt!
Yes!
So, actually, I'm going to start at the end.
I found this machine that blows
up balloons and I thought it was so cool.
And I thought to myself,
"How can I set up my run so that the finale"
"is a bunch of balloons inflating?"
And then, you moved backwards from there?
Then, I moved backwards. So, it'll start here.
Rrrrrrr... Like that.
The golf ball... - Yes.
This snakey bit, here. - So you're using weight.
It's gonna go here, it's gonna continue. Zoop-zoop-zoop,
in a straight line, maintaining good speed.
It's gonna tap the tennis ball.
It's gonna fall through big tube and turn the power on.
Okay, it's quite a long run.
It's the longest run.
You know you only have one attempt, right?
Yep! - Shall we do it?
Hey, uh... I'll do it.
Perfect. I'll observe.
Three, two, one. Go.
Ah yes... Ha... Look at that.
Oh no!
Oh, fucking hell!
Oh, no! - It's very, very long.
Now we're waiting for the balloons to inflate. - That's what's taking long.
Well, actually... Now what happens, is...
what it would have done, was...
I won! Congratulations!
That... That... - Well... Yes.
Pretty good, eh?
One thing to note...
We did it in sections and, you know...
I built it back up, I placed the tennis ball there.
We let it go and we got it to work three times in a row.
It went in. After that, we got the ball, and...
then it didn't. Goddamn it.
Thank you, Phil.
Now let's see Kevin's attempt. - Ah!
Tell me, what's the... Is there a theme, here?
Well, I decided
to lean into my passion for European football.
Soccer. - Football, okay.
And I drew up a plan.
Oh! Can we see it?
Yes, here's the plan.
Table, descent, book, book,
book, book, book... Boom! Fall, descent.
Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom!
Hitting the hall... Boom! Boom! Goal, Net. Can you
hold the pad for me?
Of course. I'll be able to follow along.
Now, we have to be careful not to tip the books over.
That's right; it's fragile.
Dear lord, don't let me down.
Okay. One, two, three.
Okay, okay! Okay!
Okay, okay, okay! Okay!
Okay! Aaah!
Goooooooooal!
Let's go!
Goooooal!
Let's go!
Go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
That was so silly. - Yes.
Not bad!
No; astonishing.
What do you mean, "not bad"?
No; well done!
No, you're right... At the beginning, after you went,
"bim-bim-bim-bim-bim, boom-boom-boom-boom-boom, boo-boo-boo-boo-boo"
I wasn't feeling too confident.
Yo, I know my boom-boom-booms.
And, bro, who's next?
Uh, we're gonna have a look at Marie-Lyne's attempt.
Oh, yay!
Okay...
Oh, yeah, yeah. I...
Wow!
That was excellent!
That's excellent!
Thank you! Five points!
Ah... that says a lot about her private life.
That was so silly.
That's not easy.
That's not easy to do.
Bravo! That's impressive, Antoine.
Impressive, but you know how diligent our technical team is.
A cameraman actually got footage from inside Marie-Lyne.
No!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Very good, very good!
What a beautiful moment that was.
Well, congratulations, Marie-Lyne.
My god, he's proud of me!
Of course; he's serious. - Very impressive.
Your liver is in better shape than I thought.
Me too, I'll tell you that.
I didn't know; I thought it would be more bloated.
More bloated than that.
We're going to take a short break.
When we get back: Mona and Tammy's attempts.
I'm going to cry!
19 minutes of my life, I ran.
19 minutes!
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
Antoine, we're off to a great start.
Yes.
Our five comedians had to create the best domino run.
We have seen Phil, Kevin, and Marie-Lyne's attempts so far.
Let's see Tammy's, now.
You know that I'm a music lover, Antoine.
So, I decided to put music front and centre.
Oh, nice idea.
You have to pay close attention.
There will be sounds.
Okay! Ahem! Listen up...
Did it work?
And?
Did it... I don't know.
I think so.
Excuse me?
Yes, it worked.
Okay! Yes!
There were no dominos!
Why are you making that face?
There's a bias, there. - That's biased.
I will say that I saw one domino at the beginning.
Yes!
A golf ball.
Then, a bowling ball rolling.
That's not really a domino run.
Well, there was a domino effect.
The domino effect is a series of events
that causes other... I have a Bachelor's, you...
If you want me to educate you, Louis,
I can do it right now.
If not; after the episode.
There was a domino effect.
They call me the Taskmaster.
Yes, my apologies, Taskmaster.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I... - Alright.
I'd like to see Mona's attempt, please.
Let's see Mona.
Jesus. - He's angry.
Oh po-po... Ah... Yes!
Ouch, what?
This is the most relaxing bar I've ever been to.
It's a great place to be isn't it?
What happened, here?
Cheers!
Really, that was really good.
What else do you want?
All that to make a drink?
In my 11 years at Cabaret Mado [Montreal drag bar],
I always found a way to drink on the job.
Louis.
Yes, go ahead. - You have to give out some points.
So, it was pretty... There was some effort,
but there wasn't really a domino run.
So, one point for Tammy.
1 point for Tammy.
The pity point for Phil Roy.
Yes, the balloons didn't inflate!
There are two others who didn't put a single domino
in their domino runs.
Who?
You, and him!
Hang on a sec! I had...
A book could have a domino effect, too.
No, no! It didn't say to go for a domino effect.
Pay attention when you're typing them out, my good man!
It said, the longest run of... dominos!
Phil?
We have 13 episodes to get through.
Yes, but...
It's a whole season.
That's true.
5 points for Kevin.
4 for Mona.
3 for Marie-Lyne. - 3 for Marie-Lyne.
And 1 for Phil and Tammy.
Kevin is in the lead.
Whoah!
Let's go!
A second task, please.
They couldn't chicken out of the next task.
Oh, no! - Oh, no!
Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
If you're going to make me catch a chicken...
There's a bunch here, bro.
There are several.
There's not just one.
Chickens!
Animals!
Yes!
What the heck?
Hey, you; get out of here.
No!
Oh! Little babies!
Oooh! Ha, ha!
Live animals!
Yes!
Ah, cute!
I must look scary to them, eh?
A big monster in shiny lycra.
I was brought up with chickens. I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid.
Do I have to count them?
Do I have to... Are we gonna count their eggs together?
Okay, it starts with, "Persuade".
This is... This is bizarre.
"Persuade three chickens to stand on the red mat."
"Exactly six feet must be on the red mat at the same time."
"Fastest wins. Your time starts now."
Oh my god, man!
Does that work for you?
"Your time starts now."
You've gotta be kidding me.
Chickens! Chickens!
Simple.
I've got to say: The alpha males in the group must
have ovaries because... - Sorry, but...
...the two guys were going, "Aaaah!"
"There's a chicken!"
Okay, hang on a second.
We go to school; not enough for the man.
We set up domino runs; not enough for the man.
We have fears. But that's ridiculous, Louis Morissette?
Okay, boomer!
Boomer!
Always laughing at people!
Okay, boomer.
Well, that's it!
"We have fears, too. Men have fears."
Men have fears, too! Thank you!
Well, speaking of fear, let's see how things went
for you and Mona.
It won't be good!
Uh... "Persuade" them, eh?
It won't be with the power of language.
I can't speak, um... chicken.
Yum! Ah, come with me!
I'm one of you!
Okay, little girls!
Tss-tss-tss! The mat!
Well, they're doing it on their own.
Look. Hi, baby!
Can I pick you up?
Okay.
Look how sweet she is.
Stay there.
Yes, that's perfect.
You're doing so well.
Come here!
Oh... ah... man, you scare me.
I'm going to use the shepherd dog technique on you, okay?
No!
No, that was the nicest one.
Okay! Shepherd dog.
Come here! Ha, ha!
Come on!
I'm going to put you on there when your two friends
are on the mat, okay?
Okay, little girls.
Alright! You!
Aaah!
Jesus, who screamed? The chicken or...
Stay there.
Come, come! Yes, come save your friend!
Buh-cuck! Buck-buck-buck-buh-cuck!
Buck-buck! Hey! Buck-buck-cuck-cuck!
Buck! Buck! Aaah!
Okay, stay there.
Do you have any food?
Ew! - Dried insects.
Argh, do you like this? Tss-tss!
It's not bad.
Okay. Have you tried some? - Yes.
Here! Come and eat, little girls.
Okay.
Yes, yes. Go ahead.
Go on! Okay, just one missing.
No, stay there, sweetie.
They're all here.
Okay, but where is the red mat?
Antoine, we don't need the attitude.
Do I look like a farmer?
Okay!
Oh, it's nailed down there.
That's too bad.
This one is taunting me.
Two feet on the mat, or I remove your worm privileges.
Okay, no; you're not following instructions.
Auntie is removing your worm privileges! There!
Soo... Aaah!
Stay with me... Aaah!
They're attacking me!
Yes, it won't be long.
It won't be long.
No, stay there! Fuck!
I... Jesus fucking Christ!
Listen to me.
I'm not one to just quit things. But...
That's it.
Get on the mat, for fuck's sake!
It's like they know what I'm asking, eh?
They've been trained, these chickens.
You're fucking with me. Now, I'm hot. Quickly!
This is my last attempt. After this, I'm quitting.
Yes!
There, there are three!
Thank you, girls!
I had a great time.
They didn't want to.
No means no, to me.
I respect that one hundred percent.
Yikes!
Well done!
Okay, just... I'll remind you.
There had to be 3 chickens on
the red mat. So, six feet.
Three chickens on the red mat at the same time.
At the same time. - At the same time.
And he quit.
So, we don't have a recorded time for Phil.
I'm sorry. I... I was scared.
Of? - I was grossed out.
Didn't you pick them up?
Well, did you not hear me screaming while I was doing that?
Mona succeeded in 8 minutes and 34 seconds.
Oh! It felt like forty-two.
Yes!
We're now going to see Kevin and Tammy's attempts.
Listen to me!
And-hey!
Hey!
There!
Hey! Hey!
Roar!
Shit...
He liked them too much. - Come on! Oh my god!
I'm not gonna touch you.
Hey, gang!
Hello!
Hi!
I know that you're wary of me. Of course...
Cuck! Cuck-cuck... Oooh! Oh-oh...
Oh no... I'm afraid of animals.
Buck-buck-buck-buck-buck!
Buck! Buck-buck! Woof!
Woof-woof! Oh... Whoa, whoa!
Oh... okay, okay.
Okay, follow me. Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Okay, don't move. Don't move!
Okay, yes, yes.
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
I'm going to get on all fours. They'll be less afraid.
Look, I'm non-threatening.
Look, come here.
Yes, oh yes! With your friend. Come, come, come.
Look, look. Yes. Oh!
Oh, this is going well! Yes, yes, yes! Oh, this is fun.
They're less afraid. Yes!
Ah, you're sweet. Stay, stay!
No; she's not gonna stay. Oh...
Buck-buck-buck-buck!
Buck-buck-buck!
Buck!
Buck-buck-buck-buck-buck-buck!
Buck-buck! Buck! Buck! Buck!
Buck-buck-buck-buck-buck-buck!
Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
Come on! Yes!
Yes!
Come on, that's enough!
Stop fooling around!
Come on; one, two, three.
Oh no! My little fuckers! Ah!
Oh!
Buck-buck! Go, go! Oh, shit!
Go, go!
Okay! No! Ah! No!
No! No! Why? Why?
Your friend is there.
She's waiting for you- Oooh...
I hate this. I feel like I'm in "The Birds" by Hitchcock.
No, don't come over to me.
Go over there!
I've been running after you for so long, man.
Now you're coming to see me?
No, bro!
That way, that way!
Come on! That way!
Why can't you understand?
The big, bad wolf!
Roaaaaaar!
Aaaaaah!
One, two... Go! Go!
Yo, man, you've screwed this in so tightly as if this were...
Azkaban prison, man.
Here! Argh...
Go, go, go!
Go, go... Woo!
Woo! Woo!
One... two... three...
Yes... Yes!
Well done!
That's good!
Bravo! Two very good attempts.
You were a lot less afraid of the chickens by the end, Tammy.
Yeah, I was okay. - She was getting fed up with them.
Hey, for real. Rewatching that; I feel the same...
It's not a fun state to be in. I'm not a farmer.
Agriculture isn't my thing.
Well, congrats. Do we have their times, Antoine?
So, these two non-quitters...
Tammy did it in 8 minutes and 46 seconds.
Bravo!
Very good.
And Kevin, an interminable 19 minutes and 18 seconds.
19?
He persevered.
19?
You didn't even quit?
Uh... Oh!
They're telling me that there might have been
an issue with Kevin's attempt.
What?
Let's look at the replay.
No, don't mess with me, man.
Yes, there was a little... If we have a look at
the number of feet... - Ah!
There are only... - Ah!
On the mat.. The fourth foot comes down...
The other one raises... - No!
No, no, no, no!
It's off the mat!
There were never six feet down at the same time.
No way!
Dude, I'm going to cry, man!
I'm going to cry!
For 19 minutes of my life, I ran.
19 minutes!
You have to give it to me.
Even if you... No... Hmm...
We'll think about this during the break.
When we come back, we'll see Marie-Lyne Joncas' attempt.
You don't wanna miss it.
"Guess the flavour of these jars of baby food."
You re-tasted it.
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
Before the break, we saw Phil Roy quit.
Incredible.
Phil Roy admitted to being scared...
...like a man. - Kevin Raphael, failed.
No!
He got three chickens but not six feet onto the mat.
It was a fail, it was... - So, up until now,
only Mona and Tammy
have completed the task.
We haven't yet seen Marie-Lyne Joncas' attempt.
Let's have a look now. - What did you do?
How much time?
There needs to be six feet.
One, two... three, four... five, six.
My little old ladies!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh!
Well done, Marie-Lyne!
My friends, the chickens.
They're my friends.
Well, damn!
Do you have chickens at home?
I don't have any chickens.
My uncle has a farm, so when I was young,
I used to run after his chickens.
This task was really easy for me.
She did it in 1 minute and 16 seconds.
No way!
Bravo, Marie-Lyne!
I get 5 points!
It's time to give out the points.
My eternal admiration.
You're amazing.
In terms of points, no surprise;
5 points for Marie-Lyne.
Mona got the next best time with 4 points.
Tammy, 3 points.
2 points for Kevin.
And zero for Phil.
2 points for Kevin and... - Zero. He gave up, guys!
Oh! It's a tie between Mona and Marie-Lyne at the moment!
Yay!
We have the same smile! - It's anyone's game.
Let's see the third task of the evening.
A task that will awaken the child in you, Louis.
Well, let's have a look!
Woo-hoo!
Hello! - Hello, hello!
Alright. Hello!
Hey!
I'm going to take a seat. I feel like... - Please.
...it's set up for that.
Spoons and little jars.
Are we gonna eat some pudding?
Oh... - That would be pretty fun.
I'm a little hungry.
I'm excited. This looks good.
You know what? I feel like skipping the reading part
and going straight to eating the pudding. You can time me.
Do you have any allergies?
Yes, food allergies; actually.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Okay.
But it'll make for good TV if you have to stick an EpiPen into my neck afterwards.
People will laugh. Okay.
"Identify the flavours of these jars of baby food."
"Most accurate guesses wins."
"You have 10 minutes."
"Also, there's a bonus point for whoever eats the most baby food."
"Your time starts now."
"You time starts now." Easy!
Uh, I feel queasy.
Jars of baby food.
I don't know. Tammy seems very maternal.
Well, I have two kids.
Two kids.
That's true!
A loving mother like you...
Well, let's have a look at Tammy's attempt.
Yes!
"Your time starts now." No problem.
Oh! Okay, I forgot that...
I imagine that this is sweet?
This, Antoine my dear... - Yes?
Is sweet potato.
Okay.
Oh...
Oh, I thought it would be sweet.
I am very disappointed.
This is so disappointing.
Oh my god... Ah, okay.
That helped me.
This is salty.
Pork and...
Geez, it's just pork, Antoine.
Perfect.
This one will be sweet, Antoine.
That'll help me with the others.
Oh, no! Oh, it's not sweet.
It's vinegary.
Antoine, you chose some pretty boring flavours.
You know, banana is the best.
Hm... Oh, no.
Balsamic vinegar.
I can't re-taste them.
No, I won't re-taste them.
It's in the texture.
It's...
You did re-taste them.
Just, look at the texture.
It's very smooth.
Okay... Look.
Ah, that's pretty.
Geez... Is there chocolate in here?
Balsamic vinegar and dark chocolate.
Just pork.
Just to be sure.
You're not re-tasting it.
Pork. Antoine, there are no vegetables in that.
Perfect.
And this, clearly...
Chicken...
carrots, and sweet potatoes.
Chicken, carrots, and sweet potatoes.
Uh, none of these three were actual baby food recipes.
What?
But you told me, "This is baby food."
No, but that's because we have to set the scene.
It's understood that... there's nothing in there
that's meant for babies.
What? But it's... - We made them ourselves.
Argh.
You're so gross. - No, no, no.
It's all edible.
Oh, now I'm burping.
But... you can't get tuna baby food at the pharmacy.
But I thought it tasted like tuna.
I'll tell you what was in them.
Oh my god!
Uh... And you'll see that Tammy was quite close.
So, in jar number one, there were chocolate cookies,
aubergine purée, and dill pickles.
No tuna. - You're a bunch of psychopaths.
In jar number two, there was canned turkey,
shrimp cocktail, and chocolate raspberry muffins.
I was right. - I didn't get it.
And, lastly, in jar number three,
a delicious mix - my favourite:
tuna and salted caramel.
Oh my god! - All three of them tasted like tuna.
They all tasted like tuna and smelled like compost,
to be perfectly honest.
Well, look; we'll take a break to give you some time
to recreate these wonderful recipes.
When we return, we'll see if our four other comedians
correctly guessed the ingredients
in the jars of baby food. - Not at all.
I'd like to think that at least one person
was intent on getting the bonus point.
Let's have a look at Mona's attempt. - No, no, no!
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
A game show in which comedians complete tasks to try to win this
magnificent trophy made in my image.
The people... the people... the people love it.
In this task, the comedians had to guess the ingredients
in jars of baby food.
Our own recipes.
We saw Tammy's attempt.
Now let's see Phil, Marie-Lyne, and Kevin's.
And I'll remind you: there's a bonus point for
the person who eats the most food.
Phil, was that you?
Oh, lord.
Great!
Ah! Well, this is... - Go ahead.
I think this is...
I think this tastes a bit like chicken.
Are you insane?
Yuck!
Yuck?
Yuck...
...to the smell.
Leek?
Leek.
There's fish in here.
I'd say tuna.
It looked like pudding, Antoine.
Sorry.
Ah, this is chicken.
No?
Oh! Ooh! Ah!
What do you think is in number two?
Satan!
Oh, they all smell like tuna.
Also tuna?
This is disgusting, clearly.
There are probably prunes in this one.
Dear lord...
This tastes like sadness.
Maybe if I lick the back of the spoon,
it won't be as bad.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, mama.
I feel sick, now.
There's dill in here.
With the tuna?
No, no tuna in this one.
No tuna in there? Dill... - Chocolate.
Dill and chocolate?
Yes.
It can't be anything other than dill.
Aubergine?
Aubergine.
Chicken and carrots.
Tuna. And... despair.
You know there's a bonus point for the person who eats the most?
Life is not all about points, Antoine.
That's true. I understand.
Not bad!
They got quite a few!
Hey, you guys are good!
Dill; you're good!
Well, it was pickle juice. But I imagine they were,
in fact, dill pickles.
No correct guesses for Phil.
Well, that's on brand for tonight.
I'll do better next week, okay?
One correct guess for Kevin: aubergine.
And three for Marie-Lyne.
Hey! Bravo!
I'd like to think that at least one person
was intent on getting the bonus point.
Let's have a look at Mona's attempt.
Okay...
Oh, shit! This isn't..
Oh, oh!
There's some smoked herring in here.
This isn't baby food.
Oh yes...
I'm from the Richelieu Valley,
and sometimes during the summer,
there are a lot of dead rock bass floating
in the water. This smells like that.
Okay, bottoms up!
Uh, what's the sweet thing in here, Antoine?
Do you wanna try it?
I didn't use the spoon. Come try it.
I'll pass.
No, no. Come try it, my boy. See how disgusting it is.
There's barely anything on here.
I'll throw it at you.
There's a trick for when babies don't want to eat.
What is it?
Let's see if it works... No.
I'll say tuna for this one.
I'll get back to you about the sweet thing in it.
Hmm...
After we wrap, I'll remove my pantyhose
and get you to smell them.
There's a hint of that in this.
Ready or not, I'm eating this.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Fucking hell!
Ah... shit!
Let's try the brown one.
Ah! Fuck!
Well, I have to say... Looking at it, you think it's
going to smell like "Nutell'", as the Italians say.
Chocolate, you know?
No, no...
No! Ha, ha, ha!
No, this is the worst one.
There's... There is chocolate in there.
Chocolate, okay.
Among other things.
So, I think that what ties all of this together...
Do you see the texture?
Yes.
It must be...
I'm gonna throw up.
Chocolate, Worcestershire, balsamic vinegar,
oats, milk, and flour.
And number two?
Hmm...
Ham. - Ham.
Sardines. - Sardines.
I think there are some berries in there.
Ham, sardines, and berries.
I preferred the tuna and peanut butter, though.
That was the best one. - That was the best one?
Tuna and peanut butter?
I'm gonna stop there...
...and regurgitate into a bucket.
And we'll put it back into the little jars.
Well, there's nothing more to say. You know how to entertain.
Well, bravo, Mona! - Thank you!
That was impressive.
I think we need to give the censor guy a raise.
Yes; he worked very hard.
He's doing a fucking great job!
Shit!
Clearly, Mona gets the bonus point.
Bonus point to Mona!
She ate more than all of us.
I'll give out points according
to the number of correct guesses.
Three correct guesses for Mona and Marie-Lyne.
Oh yeah? - 3 points.
3 points.
One correct guess for Tammy and Kevin.
1 point.
And I'll remind you: zero points for Phil.
Mona is in the lead at the moment!
Mona's in first, but it's very, very close.
It's very close.
There's one task remaining and
it'll be performed right here in front of you
right after the break.
Would you like a beer, Louis? - I'll take a small one.
Here we go.
Go, Kev! Go on, my friend!
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
So, who will read out the final task?
Yay, I'm gonna read it!
Are you ready, my friends?
Yes!
"Slide a drink to the Taskmaster."
"Worst slider each round is eliminated."
"Last bartender standing wins."
So, you'll stand here at the end; don't move from here.
I'll give you a drink; you'll slide it towards Louis.
The person who slides it the least far, or whose glass falls off,
is eliminated each round.
And we'll go round by round until we have one winner.
Do you get it?
If you are too far away, or you miss my hand,
you're eliminated.
Don't move your feet.
Okay, so I have to aim for your hand?
Yes! Go, Kev!
Stop showboating... - Here we go!
Oh!
Okay, Louis.
Wow!
He caught it!
I don't have a diploma, but I was a waitress, so...
"Get out of the way"
"I have to see my Taskmaster" [play on song "Tassez-Vous de d'Là" by Les Colocs]
Hang on. - Hey, it's gonna veer off, there.
Aaah!
But... when you were waitressing,
you weren't doing it on an empty stomach.
It's because you've had too much to drink, Louis.
Louis, are you ready?
Go! Come on!
Oh!
Phil!
It it even worth me trying?
Here's your chance.
No, just for fun.
Mona, unfortunately you're eliminated.
So, now you're sliding a shot glass... - Shooter!
Is that chartreuse in there?
Yay!
You helped him a little; perfect.
Go ahead, Marie-Lyne.
Oh!
Wow!
My god, has everyone here done curling?
One little correction.
...a little correction.
I helped Kevin.
Oh!
Okay, eliminated!
Hey, my diploma!
A little beer, Louis?
I'll take a small one.
Here we go!
Go, Kev! Go on, my friend!
Yes!
She's taking this so seriously.
Hey... Oh!
No, but I didn't...
Like in bowling,
you have to aim at something that's...
You know, one thing at a time.
I won't give away my trick.
Wow... Oh!
Kevin!
Did I win?
We have a winner!
Oh boy!
There's a lot going on, here, Antoine.
So, this is important.
We discussed it with the team.
We decided to give points based on the number of drinks
that they succeeded in sliding.
Oh, come on!
Well, I got one.
So the points will be allocated as such:
4 points for Kevin.
Well done, Kevin!
In second place, it's 3 points for Marie-Lyne,
and also 3 points for Tammy.
Just one for Phil. - Yes!
And zero for Mona.
Looking at the total scores for this evening,
who has won tonight's episode, Antoine?
The baby, the baby!
Very tight tonight.
But we have a winner, and it's Marie-Lyne!
Congratulations, Marie-Lyne!
You can keep the baby!
After four episodes,
Mona is ahead of the pack,
but the scores are still close.
Anything is possible.
We'll see you next week
for another episode of Taskmaster.
Original French closed captions by: www.sovo-tech.com
English translation by: u/the-little-kicks
Proofreading and syncing by: u/taskmastermaster
Translations produced in association with: Taskmaster Worldwide Inc