Good evening! Welcome to Taskmaster.
My name is Louis Morissette,
and I am the Taskmaster.
Over the past few weeks,
I have devised a series of tasks
for five beloved comedians to complete.
Together, we'll discover what they did,
and how they did it.
As the Taskmaster,
I'll hand out points to the most deserving contestants,
based on highly subjective and ambiguous criteria.
The winner of the season will take home
the greatest prize in television history:
a replica of my head... in gold!
[Episode title: "The Other Gravity"]
Yeah! Thank you!
You love almost all of them.
Here are our five participants this season:
Phil Roy. - Love me!
Kevin Raphael.
Marie-Lyne Joncas.
Tammy Verge.
And Mona de Grenoble!
Hello! Hello!
I forgot my pants.
And here is my assistant.
I think it's his best role since Jean-Bobin. [from the 2020 movie Aline]
Antoine Vézina!
Thank you!
I love to laugh! I love to laugh.
So, Taskmaster...
What are they playing for tonight?
They're playing for some prizes.
They've each brought in an item
that had to respect a theme.
This time, it was:
The most narcissistic thing that you own.
Ah! That's tough.
Let's see Phil's item first.
Let's.
Of course; Philippe Roy...
So! Allow me to explain.
I had braces for two years,
and my orthodontist is super proud.
He's really proud of the job he did,
how my teeth reacted,
and how they haven't moved since.
So I went back to see him, because at some point
I had a toothache,
and I thought it was because of my overnight retainer.
He came in and went, "Ah! That looks really good!"
"That looks really good!"
And I even have some wallet-sized images for you.
So, if you'd like, you can each go home with
a wallet-sized version.
Those are my teeth.
I want one! I want one!
Well, no; it's for them.
And you each have one of the side profiles, too.
So you have half a mouth and together you are...
"Les Grandes Gueules!" ["The Big Mouths" (Quebec comedy duo)]
...my beautiful mouth.
Did you forget to floss, Phil? - No.
Because you've got a little something, there.
Marie-Lyne,
what did you bring in for the prize task tonight? - I don't think I understood the concept.
So, it's a plush toy that I had at home,
with my face on it.
I sleep with it every night.
So I guess my most narcissistic thing is myself?
Oh my god; that's terrible.
I'm going to find it hard to let this thing go,
because then I won't be able to kiss myself before bed.
That's a Kevin-level effort. Just saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Truly.
So you know you're lazy?
Bro, I've known since I was 14 years old.
Okay.
Well, speaking of Kev,
here's his item.
Yeah! They're my...
[Marie-Lyne] All of your own stuff!
[Kevin] They're all posters from my shows!
I wanted to put them up at home, so I laminated them.
You laminated them?
You've done comedy before?
You're an ass!
I swear; I had no idea.
But geez!
He's got, like, five or six different posters from 2015.
That was a big year.
That was when I peaked.
For a while, I was really putting asses in seats, you know?!
And afterwards, you started doing television, and you went,
"Hey! I can make more money by putting in less effort!"
You nailed it!
Thanks, Kev. Let's see Mona's item.
What did you bring in?
Yes! It's this, here.
Wow! You're beautiful!
And so far, it's not bad.
What's narcissistic about this
is the fact that I have this hanging above my bed.
Yeah. It's just to remind the men I sleep with
that sometimes I look even worse than what
I look like completely naked, so, take advantage.
Close your legs.
Sorry. - Close your legs.
Tammy. - Tammy!
What's that, Tammy?
Well, it's a love letter... - Oh! No!
...that someone wrote to me.
And you're that someone, Antoine!
[Louis] No, no, no!
When we first got together!
Oh! He's mad, now, that the world is seeing the real Antoine.
Seriously?
You say "I love you" via email?
He used to email me.
We didn't live in the same city.
And it was so romantic, at the time,
I was so overcome with desire for him.
Yuck.
I find that both sweet and insulting at the same time.
Why?
Well, Antoine sent the exact same email to me.
"Subject: Hello."
It's my standard email.
You weren't supposed to talk about that!
I still desire you.
That's sweet of you, Louis.
You'll have to score them.
Okay, perfect.
Well, 5 points for Tammy,
for sharing something so intimate.
That's perfect.
4 points to Kevin...
3 to Mona...
2 to Phil and Marie-Lyne.
My little romantic, shall we see the first task?
Yes, and I've brought you to the beach for this one!
Tammy! - Antoine!
How are you doing?
Hey! - Hey!
Is the little hand... yes!
Bro, bro, bro, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
Good luck.
Okay! - That's all; bye.
Oh, he's leaving. - Enjoy the task!
Ah, enjoy the task?
This is so dumb!
It's mean!
And... oh.
And, whoop!
Okay...
Ah! Oh, no!
Like this?
Check this out.
Oh no! No!
Okay.
"Divert the sand from Bucket A to Bucket B."
"And start... Divert..."
"Divert"?
"You may not touch the sand."
"You may not move the buckets."
What does "divert" mean?
"Divert"? "Divert"? "Divert"!
"You may not leave the room". Of course not.
"Most sand diverted into Bucket B wins."
"Your time stops when the sand stops."
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
No!
Annoying. Super annoying!
Uh... okay, hang on a sec.
"Divert"?
"Divert"!
Ah, you were diverted.
There's nothing else to say.
I was... yeah.
You were diverted by the "divert", eh?
But I didn't know it meant, to literally alter the route.
I thought "diverted" was an emotional state.
To be astonished.
Yeah, and you also didn't think to stop the sand, eh?
These damned details in your tasks!
When the time is going
faster than we are, I get frustrated.
Okay.
Sand from Bucket A was falling.
They had to deviate, to divert the most sand they
could to Bucket B, without touching the sand.
That's right.
Let's see Kevin and Phil.
Oh, we did well! We did well!
Oh, okay.
Oh, I hate you, man.
Oh, geez!
Oh, it's not...
It's not working. It's not working.
Okay.
In the strainer.
Of course.
I'm making myself a little nest.
No, no. I have to stop this.
Okay. That's a good start.
Now I have time to think.
Oh, Phil, I'm offended.
Come on, that was really good!
Okay.
This will be the longest thing, eh?
I'm making a little base, here.
Yeah, Kev!
Yeah!
Okay.
That'll stay in place.
It's my little base.
Oh, I've got it!
Oh, I've found the solution!
So now I have to put the sand in here?
[Antoine] Exactly.
Well not bad!
Thanks, Kev.
I'm pretty happy with that!
So, are they geniuses or morons?
Well, look, two great attempts.
Kevin diverted 732 grams.
Good job, good job.
And Phil, an impressive 1,189 grams!
Show your teeth!
That's more than a kilo!
Beautiful teeth...
and a golden noggin!
There are three attempts remaining.
I have a feeling they didn't do better than Phil.
I feel like asking the question is answering it.
Let's have a look!
So, I feel like trying the tube.
I'll try it quickly, okay?
Shit! Shit!
Okay.
Ah, these motherfu- There's no hole!
Come on, this is so... Oh, this sucks.
What a waste of time.
There's no hole...
Does this one have a hole? Yes.
Oh, well...
I'll try a little eggcup.
Oh! I can't touch the sand, I can't touch the sand.
Should be fine.
Hey! Hmm...
Yes.
Wait.
Geez, Tammy!
I'll have to use multiple eggcups.
Goddamn fucking nightmare!
Come on! Divert, divert, divert!
I'm not allowed to touch...
I've forgotten the rules, now.
Because I was thinking too much about the route.
"Divert."
Is this working or not?
It's not working!
Okay! I'm gonna stand here!
You see, the left one isn't working as well.
Sorry, is that your plan?
Well, I have to divert it.
Oh my god, this is terrible.
This is terrible! This isn't working.
Ah, I have an idea!
Oh my god. My god. Wait.
There. There.
That's a good idea.
What if I made a toilet paper bridge?
What? Oh come on, that's so fast!
Yeah, but now...!
Do you think this will work, Antoine?
Yeah.
Humour me.
Oh, nothing's working!
Quickly!
Quickly, quickly quickly!
And, up!
Oh, no!
You're disappointed, eh?
A little too late to try my idea out, eh?
Yes, more like this.
Thank you.
I should have... - But, I...
Tammy, do you want to explain yourself?
The word "divert" really diverted me.
I thought, "I have to change the route."
So, I see that my very intelligent colleagues,
who I respect, used objects to move the sand,
but that's 'transporting'.
That's not "diverting", or changing the route.
I was focused on that,
and I became a non-functional person.
Well, they definitely thought of
stopping the flow to reflect.
Hey, that was cognitive overload.
It smelled burnt!
Oh, I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed.
That love letter was from 2004, eh?
Yes!
Do you regret it?
No! Stop it, I...
No, no!
I choose her every morning... - You don't have to answer.
...and in the evening, well, that's what I get.
No, but that's it, that's it.
Highs and lows!
20 years is 20 years, after all!
20 years is 20 years!
Hey, so I'm in third place, I think.
Can we have their weights?
Well, Phil gets 5 points.
Kevin gets 4 points.
Marie-Lyne transferred 604 grams!
That's good!
With the eggcups!
Mona, 577.
2 points.
And finally, Tammy diverted a measly 182 grams.
One kilo less than Phil.
And at the moment, Kevin is in the lead!
Well done, my baby.
Listen, Tammy, I'm going to divert folks to the break,
and we'll be right back.
No, you're sending them!
Okay. We need a cord, we need a cord,
we need a cord.
Kev, come here. I'm going to get it.
The cord... argh!
Come here, come here, come here, come here!
Welcome back to Taskmaster!
Antoine... - Yes?
The audience is warmed up.
We're ready for the second task.
A task that made me wet.
Come here, my ball and chain.
I'm not a ball and chain!
Yes! We're getting close, but not that close, you know?
A ball and chain? I'm not a ball and chain.
Yes! Yes!
This is gonna be the best task ever!
We're not gonna do it.
We're just gonna start the water and watch you.
Ah, he's wearing white on top of it!
Hey! - Hello my beautiful baby!
Hi.
Kevin, can you get with the programme here, please?
No, no, I'm just checking out the environs. The environment.
The environs... Okay, are you ready?
Come stand here.
Ah, is that a new suit? - Yes, you noticed?
Come on. Come here. Chop, chop.
"Keep Antoine dry."
"Driest Antoine wins."
"You may not touch Antoine at any point."
"The shower will be turned on in two minutes from now."
He has to be dry.
Okay. Marie-Lyne...
Oh, man. This one...
My old ball and chain!
I think you're about ready for children, Marie-Lyne.
Definitely. "Do this, do that!"
"Did you go pee-pee, Kevin?"
"We're about to start."
Hey, when I was young, I used to do ballet,
and one of the students used to order
me around like that in class, and I hated it.
That just reminded me of her.
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry. I apologise.
He's my little... well, we were acting.
We were having fun.
He's my favourite ball and chain.
A team task.
They had two minutes to protect me
before the shower was turned on and I had to remain
as dry as possible.
Quite simply.
Let's start with the team
of the ball and chain and his tormentor.
Kevin and Marie-Lyne.
This, just to be safe.
Let's go.
No.
Wait, there's other stuff in there.
Kevin... if you hold this from behind...
we each hold our own side,
you see what I mean?
Lift your little foot, Antoine. Yeah.
Put it in here.
Well no. The water is going to get into the bucket!
You think?
Of course!
We need a cord. We need a cord,
we need a cord, we need a cord!
Kev, come here. I'll go get one.
The cord... argh!
Come here, come here, come here! Come here!
This isn't working.
No, but hold this. Hold this.
Hold this. Hold this. Hold this.
10 seconds!
Of course. You see how slow he is.
The jumprope was working!
What are you doing, man?
No, no, it's going to drip beside him!
It's going to drip beside him! No! No!
No.
Ah, it was the underside! It was the underside!
That wasn't bad!
Not bad.
Pretty good. That was pretty good.
Hey, while we're talking about it,
I just want to apologise.
If there's a third season of this show,
we'll make sure you're consulted for the tasks, okay?
Thank you!
Poor man!
Poor sweetheart!
I'm afraid for you, now.
Did the team who actually likes each other do better?
I think so!
Let's see what tactical strategy the team who likes
each other used.
Let's have a look.
Friend... ship!
Do you have shears?
We're gonna fucking cut the hose.
Oh he's so smart!
Shears, quickly! The axe!
Go... go... run! - Ah, yes, the axe!
You're not in heels. Go get the axe.
Okay, try to create a protective barrier... - Yes!
...in case it goes off before we get the axe.
I'll create a protective barrier,
in case it goes off while we're waiting for the axe.
Yes, we'll try not to destroy the grass.
Oh yes. Well spotted, Mona.
Do you know how much astroturf costs?
Good thinking!
Hang on. Hang on.
We could cut this.
We can. - We can.
But we could never use it again, afterward.
If we fold this,
and we put the cable ties around it,
it'll stop the flow.
Well, I think that's way less fun than swinging an axe.
But that's just me. - Yeah, I agree.
Go, go, go, go, go.
It's gonna start soon.
It's this way, right? - Yes.
Well, I'm still gonna... It's gonna go off soon!
We can put multiple kinks in it to be sure.
I have multiple kinks, too.
Me too!
Okay, the water is on.
Yes!
Bravo! - Yes!
And all of this without resorting to violence!
No violence!
Well, I respect that!
Well done!
I was worried about the environment!
Bravo. Bravo, bravo, bravo.
Mona said, from the beginning...
Let's cut the hose. - "Let's cut the hose."
Yes! The source of the problem
was the hose; let's cut it.
Antoine was already gonna be soaking wet because both
Tammy and I were on the team;
we had to find a way to remove the water from the equation.
Removing what doesn't serve her;
she's done that in her undies as well.
I've been told that Phil put a cable tie around it.
It won't leak.
It's more environmentally friendly!
Of course.
Well the friendship team gets 5 points.
Friendship team; 5 points.
But we won't give zero to the other team;
we'll give 3 points to Marie-Lyne and Kevin.
3 points to Marie-Lyne and Kevin.
But is that enough to keep Kevin in the lead?
Unfortunately not. Phil has taken the lead!
Thanks to his teamwork.
Oh!
Jam the hose!
Next task.
Okay, relax.
I'm not a machine.
Let's have a look.
Ah, a coconut.
Ah, I love coconuts so much.
Are we on Survivor?
"Make the best coconut-flinging machine."
"You have 20 minutes and one attempt."
"Furthest coconut fling wins."
"Your time starts now."
Here we go. - Okay.
I have to make a machine?
A machine to fling the coconut.
Okay.
Is it heavy or light?
Well, you know... light.
Light, but with a good heft to it.
But there's water in there, right?
Light with a good heft to it?
If the task had been how to open it,
I know how to do that, you know?
You know how to open those? How?
There are three small holes, here.
They're soft. It's like a baby's head.
Okay.
So you hit it here... "poof!"
Okay.
Her and her fontanelle!
Yeah, yeah.
She said, "Like a baby's head."
Well, yeah!
Well yeah, eh?
Marie-Lyne is available for babysitting.
So, looking at that, what are your predictions?
Who do you think will win?
Well, do we look like engineers, Louis?
Definitely not.
I don't think there's an engineer among you.
We'll see if they're as skilled in machinery
as they are in talking nonsense,
after the break! - Oh, come on!
We never lost hope.
That was funny!
Tammy, you always remain so positive.
If we had to sum this season up for you, it would be:
"Maximal effort; minimal results."
Definitely!
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
Antoine, we're in the middle of an engineering task.
All they had to do was create a machine
to fling a coconut.
Impressive, eh?
Well, not so much.
Let's see Tammy and Mona's attempts.
I'm gonna try something.
Let's say...
Yes, this is too simple.
Oh no, I have this.
Never mind the catapult,
we're gonna use a sling-shot.
This would make a good sling-shot.
If I can find an elastic band.
Okay.
You know, those elastic bands we have... oh yes!
There are tons of them!
This, like this.
I'm giving it some force.
Hmm...
Why did I think...
Why did I want the elastic band?
You see?
Like this. Okay.
Now...
Do you have any tape, Antoine?
I'll find some for you!
Okay, perfect.
How, though...
would I do this with an elastic band?
Do I need two of them?
I need two of them.
What I want is to create a scary amount of tension.
Yeah.
Do you know where I'm going with this?
Okay, I don't know how an elastic band...
The elastic band is there to create tension.
Okay... - And then I let it go.
Yes, okay.
That's it. That would work.
But the two elastic bands need to be held up by something.
It's not low enough.
Okay.
Well, I'm on the wrong side of it, now.
If I go here...
I have to launch it that way.
Ah, okay. I see, now.
You see? - Yes.
No, you're messing with me. That's what you're doing.
You don't see. You're messing with me.
No. I see what your plan is.
Yeah, that's it... That's the solution.
I've got it! Yes!
Okay.
So...
this is genius.
A little log, here.
...to put beneath the cord that will be cut.
This monstrosity isn't working any better.
Okay, I'm confident because
I'm going to roll the elastic band around this.
Like this...
Now...
this isn't giving me much room, though.
I have a window of less than a foot.
Ah.
Did that open up some more space?
Yes, okay, that's good.
Ah, yes.
So what if...
There isn't enough tension.
You're being careful, right?
Yes.
Okay.
Don't move. I have a plan.
Oh yes.
This is gonna go far.
Are you ready, Antoine?
Yes.
Look what I found!
Before I was a drag queen, I was a Viking.
So is this your attempt, Tammy?
This is my attempt.
My one and only... - Are you confident? Yes, go ahead.
I'm confident, Antoine.
I'm full of hope.
Alright. Okay.
I just have to get the angle right.
Are we ready?
Are you as hopeful as I am?
Okay. I'm activating the machine.
It's on.
Are you ready, Antoine?
Yes!
Okay, here we go.
Hit the tension button, and... Propulsion! Oh...
Here we go!
Oh no!
That's so disappointing!
Okay, we'll measure it.
That's so sad.
Well, that was coitus interruptus, everyone.
Ah, that wasn't so bad.
I'm so disappointed.
I was sure it was gonna go flying.
You were expecting it to go further?
In my mind, it was gonna fly.
I thought it was going to go all the way to the shore, there.
Right. You told yourself,
"If I just aim between the tree and the fence..."
Wow, wow, wow!
We never lost hope!
That's true!
Tammy, you're so fun to watch, too.
You're so authentic.
You're so, so authentic.
Tammy, you always remain so positive.
If we had to sum this season up for you, it would be:
"Maximal effort; minimal results."
Definitely!
During the 20 minutes of preparation,
she must have spent 17 going,
"Why an elastic band?"
You were trying to understand the catapult effect.
"Why did I want an elastic band?"
I was arguing with myself.
I wasted so much time in my own thoughts,
it's unbelievable.
And, literally, in each task,
you're breaking your coconut for real, my poor darling.
It's very, very sad. But you're so authentic.
Two very good efforts with very poor results.
We measured 2.5 metres for Tammy.
Not bad!
That's not so bad!
Honestly, yes!
I won't let it go!
Applaud her!
Thank you!
And 2.8 metres for Mona!
Slightly further.
That's worth some applause, too.
Okay...
So, Phil, Kevin, Marie-Lyne;
now that you've seen Tammy and Mona's attempts,
are you more confident in your own?
I have no idea what I did.
The fact that you're asking that
makes me think we were worse. - Shit! We were worse!
Well, let's see if that's true! - Crap!
A catapult, you know?
You know, at one point
I was good at this kinda thing at school.
Like, uh, technological stuff.
Tech class.
Did you do physics in high school?
Yes, but I failed, though.
Ah.
Okay.
Yes.
That's not it at all.
I'll definitely need an elastic band.
You know, I...
I have a lot of ideas, here.
Do you get it?
Like, this attached to...
Well...
Could I be considered a machine?
You know, sometimes people say to other people,
"They're a machine!"
Could I just throw it with my hand?
The ball?
Because you're a machine, Kev? - Yes!
Well, you know; poof!
You know? You let it go.
Okay, okay, okay.
But, you know, attached to what?
Ah, okay.
Well, if there were another pole...
Oh. - You get it? - Yeah.
And I don't have to start from this pole, here, right?
No.
This could be a good base for a catapult.
You know? It's a...
It's a good option.
Oh, yeah!
This is heavy.
This is really heavy, though.
Okay.
Let's try again.
Like, say I'm over here. - Yes.
You know?
Wow!
You see?
Ah, okay, okay, okay.
You get it? And then I hold it like this, and...
Sorry!
That's far!
Two... three...
Let's go!
Okay. Okay, that works.
Now we know it works.
Should I take the ball like this, and...
Ah! You get it?
It flies the other way?
A machine.
Ah!
Antoine! Imagine!
I'm going to go up the ladder
to get more height, more gravity.
Yeah?
Then when gravity hits the shovel,
the other gravity will
launch the coconut into the air. - The other gravity, yes.
Ideally, into the stairs.
I'm aiming for the stairs at the moment.
Stairs, okay, good luck.
Oh, we have to wear helmets?
Uh, are you nuts? It's a coconut.
But if you go over there,
you don't need a helmet, do you?
I wanna be close to you.
Can you be sitting in my machine?
Yes.
You want me to sit on...
You know, like this, kinda. - Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Is your aim pretty good?
Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about that.
I still need both my knees.
Are you ready?
Three... two... one...
Oh!
That went super far, man!
Of course! Of course!
Three... two... one...
That's actually pretty good! - Very good!
Pretty good!
Shit.
It would have gone further
if it's hadn't hit that spot.
Yes, you're right.
Let's go!
Who's gonna beat that?
I thought my machine was ingenious,
and on top of that, mine had an Antoine Vézina in it.
Ah, that's good! - So, you know,
that's gotta be worth more points.
Thanks, Marie-Lyne.
Yeah, eh?
Wow!
Three submissions!
Three beautiful attempts!
Oh, yeah!
I wasn't too confident about your attempt.
Me neither, Louis!
But with Antoine in it,
he wore his heart on his sleeve,
he was with me until the end, and he risked his life for it.
Absolutely. I saw my life flash before my eyes.
So... - Yes, hello?
Yes. I'll pass the message along.
It's the National Science Fair.
They want Mona's machine!
You've been selected. You're going to Denmark!
Yes!
"You're going to Denmark!"
That was an actual machine, though.
And the distances weren't just calculated
from where the coconuts landed, right?
We measured the entire trip.
Up until they stopped rolling.
Yes, it took me nearly three minutes to measure each of them.
Okay.
Tammy was in last place. Mona-
Why do you have to repeat it?
1 point for... - 1 point for Tammy.
2 for Mona.
Phil's travelled for 8 metres.
Wow!
Bravo!
Third place.
And then it gets really tight.
We measured 9.20 metres for Kevin,
and 9.40 metres for Marie-Lyne!
Wow!
Is Phil still in the lead?
Phil and Kevin are tied!
We'll be back after the break with a speed-based task!
That was such a funny task.
I think it was my favourite!
It was so stupid!
Mona, you smoked four or five cigarettes just before it.
Well, exactly. I don't think it's fair
that you didn't take my disability into account.
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
Antoine? - Yes?
The next task is an audiovisual one, isn't it?
Exactly, Louis!
That works out well since we're making a TV show.
Let's have a look.
Over here!
I didn't recognise you!
I'm coming; I'm coming!
Come on!
Hello. - Hi!
Anton!
Kev!
Aww!
If it weren't for my allergies I'd be so happy!
Are you genuinely allergic? - Totally.
Envelope? - Envelope.
Oh!
Okay.
"Travel the furthest distance"
"while making a constant noise with your mouth."
"Travel the furthest distance"
"while making a constant noise with your mouth."
Yes.
Why don't you ever read the full task?
"You must start travelling in 30 seconds from now."
30 seconds.
Travel the furthest distance?
Travel, how?
Travel. - Travel?
Around the posts over there.
For the longest possible time?
Or the furthest? The furthest.
But, in the sense of...
I have to... What I need is...
...it's all in the breath.
There you go; Marie-Lyne said it.
It's a question of breath.
So they had to run a course as far as possible
while emitting a constant sound.
It wasn't fair.
And I'm emphasising the word 'constant'.
That was the task.
That was so funny. That was such a funny task.
I think it was my favourite!
It was so stupid!
Mona, you smoked four or five cigarettes just before it.
Well, exactly.
I don't think it's fair
that you didn't my disability into account.
We'll let the folks decide for themselves, if you'd like.
Let's see Tammy and Marie-Lyne first.
Three... two... one...
Ooooooo...
Eeeeeehhhh...
...ooooooooo...
...eeeeeehhhh...
Eeeeeehhhh...
...oooooooh...
Move it!
Yes.
That's so, so funny!
That was a nice little non-aggressive sound, too, Tammy, eh?
I can't even.
No!
So, uh... 27 metres for Tammy...
Bravo!
...and 30 metres for Marie-Lyne!
Wow!
They've set the bar pretty high.
Let's see Mona and Kevin next.
Ah! Ah, shit.
And, go! - Yeeaaahhh...
Mmmmmmm...
Ah! I breathed!
Thanks, Kevin.
We could have done this in the cabin, there.
I'm not crazy, right?
You could have placed these three flags... my god.
We could have done this at my apartment.
You're right. - I have air conditioning.
My god; you must have a pretty big living room, though.
That's funny!
For those three flags, I had to walk 15 minutes,
in heels, in fucking muck, to get there.
When we could have done that indoors.
First error. Second error: I'm a smoker.
Would you have done this to René Lévesque? [former Premier of Quebec who smoked]
I don't think so.
Because him, you respect.
Oh, boy!
Mona de Grenoble and René Lévesque in the same sentence.
That won't happen often.
No. It happened just then.
If I understand correctly,
you're saying it'll happen next season?
I'm politicised.
Kev, you know that on Taskmaster
it's not illegal to run and sweat, right?
When I saw the others running, I went,
"Shit. I could have run."
But at the same time, my noise was better.
I'm surprised you didn't go with, "Yooooo..."
That would have been my second attempt.
"Wazzuuup!"
"Brooo..."
So... - "Patnais" [homie] no-breath.
...Kevin travelled for 10 metres.
Yay!
But was very, very chill about it.
And 11 metres for Mona.
Damn, it's tough.
Yo, you... - There's just Phil left to see.
Four... three...
two... one...
Have a good trip.
Blibiblibiblibiblib...
It's over!
It stopped.
I made a sound.
Antoine. - Yes?
It didn't say it had to be the same noise.
It said, "A constant noise."
I was constantly making noise.
But you stopped, there, didn't you?
Not at all!
Come on, let's re-read it together.
"...while making a constant noise with your mouth."
You used your mouth to take a breath, my friend.
Yes! Yes... - Yes!
But I breathe really heavily.
My girlfriend can't sleep at night
because I breathe too heavily.
A constant noise since birth.
It was 6...
6 metres for Phil, who came last.
So that was the shortest distance.
Exactly.
1 point. - So, 1 point for him.
So we had 10 metres for Kevin.
2 points.
11 metres for Mona.
Three.
27 for Tammy.
Four.
And Marie-Lyne, with her 30 metres, wins!
Bravo!
Those 30 metres put her in the lead, currently!
Will she be able to hold on to it?
We'll find out after the break,
and the final task of the show!
Well done!
Mona, you're trying to grab it;
you're trying to bat away.
Wait. I have to divert the marshmallow? Okay.
Welcome back to Taskmaster, and the final task of the evening!
Antoine, who will have the honour
of reading the instructions? - With pleasure.
Two envelopes tonight.
Ooh! - Oh, wow!
Mona will read the first one.
You must have so many printers!
"Grab the marshmallow with your tongs."
"When the Taskmaster says 'Play!',"
"you have 10 seconds to grab the marshmallow."
"Once your tongs are over the table,"
"you must attempt to grab the marshmallow."
"If you successfully grab the marshmallow, you win."
Can you explain that again, Antoine?
It'll be a duel.
They'll each have tongs. - No!
"Bat away the marshmallow."
"When the Taskmaster says 'Play!',"
"you have 10 seconds to bat away the marshmallow."
"Your hand may not be over the table until the other"
"player's tongs are over the table."
"If your hand is over the table first,"
"you are disqualified from the round."
"If you bat away the marshmallow, you win."
I don't understand a thing.
So, when the person with the tongs starts,
the person facing them has to stop their opponent from winning
by batting the marshmallow away.
A little smack on the bum.
And you can't put your hand down
before the tongs come out. Is that it?
That's it. Mona, you take the tongs.
Oh, boy.
On defence.
Go over there.
Three... two... one...
Play!
Hey, this is hard! - Perfect.
Tammy versus Kevin.
Take your positions.
It can't be over the table.
Wait for the Taskmaster's signal. - He's eating while playing;
that's so insulting! - It's motivation for him.
Listen up. Ready?
Three... two... one...
Hey, no, no, no!
No, no! No, no!
I thought it was... - No, no! No, no!
I thought it was when I heard your voice.
Eliminated!
One more point.
Phil, pick up the tongs.
Marie-Lyne, one more round on defence.
You'll have another go at the tongs, Kev.
It's okay.
Three... two... one...
Go!
I batted it away. Shoot!
That's 3 points.
Kev's on defence.
Mona, you'll try to grab it.
You'll try to bat it away.
Wait. I have to divert the marshmallow? Okay.
Sorry.
Kevin, that's not very efficient.
It's not efficient to use two hands.
Three... two... one...
Go!
You grab the tongs...
I have long nails and I'm a smoker.
Phil's on defence. We'll end with Tammy versus Kevin.
For fun. - Wait for the signal...
Three... two... one...
You batted it toward me.
Hey, rematch, rematch!
Kev with the tongs, Tammy on defence.
Three, two, one, go.
Fucking hell!
So, Antoine, it was a team task.
Exactly.
And each team member got points based on how many
successful attempts they had during the task.
Yes. There were six duels.
One of them literally crushed the other.
Five to one. - Five to one.
Which means...
1 point for Phil, Tammy, and Mona.
5 for Kevin and Marie-Lyne.
Bravo!
Which means that...
Our episode winner tonight is:
Marie-Lyne!
Bravo!
Congratulations, Marie-Lyne!
We'll see you next week
for the season finale of Taskmaster,
where we'll crown our season two champion.
Bye-bye!
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