Good evening, my name is Louis Morissette,
and welcome to the Taskmaster Grand Finale.
Over the past few weeks,
I have devised a series of tasks
for five beloved comedians to complete.
Together, we'll discover what they did,
and how they did it.
As the Taskmaster,
I'll hand out points to the most deserving contestants,
based on highly subjective and ambiguous criteria.
The winner of the season will take home
the greatest prize in television history:
a replica of my head... in gold!
[Episode title: "The Grand Finale"]
Whoa!
Thank you!
Thank you! Please welcome our five contestants.
I can't believe one of them
will be crowned the winner tonight.
I'm talking about Tammy Verge!
Ah, maybe!
Mona de Grenoble!
Hello! Hello!
Phil Roy!
Good evening! Good evening!
Bro, Kevin Raphael!
And Marie-Lyne Joncas!
And, he's been soaked, undressed...
Tickled. - ...tickled.
He's the Swiss army knife of this production.
My assistant, Antoine Vézina.
Ah, thank you.
It's the last episode, Taskmaster.
I'm feeling very emotional.
♪ We can sail without the wind ♪ [French adaptation of a Swedish folk song]
♪ We can sail... ♪
We broke him. We broke him.
We broke him for the finale.
So, are you nervous? - Yes!
Because this evening, someone...
Will take home that awful thing?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, that's me!
Well, the real one is handsome. Him, not so much.
That's the grand prize.
Before giving it away,
we have to start with tonight's tasks.
And what are they playing for tonight, Antoine?
So, tonight, as usual, they each had to bring in an item that you'll score.
The theme is:
The best hand-made thing.
Woo!
Let's see Mona's.
Yeah. There you go.
You didn't make that. Liar!
Few people know this.
I love two things: cigarettes and hunting.
And I made this deer foot ashtray holder from
a deer that I hunted myself.
And I hunt in drag.
It's very simple, Louis.
I stand still in the forest, like this, by myself.
When a deer sees me close up it goes, "Oh!",
and it dies of a heart attack straight away.
Okay, that's going into tonight's prize haul.
Good.
I'd like to win it.
Phil, your handmade item?
It's a lamp that I saw in a big architecture office, okay?
I thought it was beautiful.
And then I saw the price tag, and I went,
"But, it's just wood split lengthwise."
So, that Sunday morning, my friends,
I woke up, I went to my local hardware store,
I searched "How to make a lamp" on YouTube,
I hit 'Enter'.
It told me what to buy, how to wire it.
I did all of the wiring.
And that's a functioning lamp.
It was hanging above my dining room table.
We've since moved. We bought a house.
And my girlfriend said,
"You're not bringing that into our new place."
So, I hope I don't win tonight,
because that would make Virg [Virginie] really happy.
Tammy's, now.
Hand-made.
Ah!
So, I started making this in 1983, I think. Honestly.
1983.
I must have been 6 years old.
1983, yeah, that's right; 6 years old.
And, uh...
Well, I was born in 1977.
Come on, why are we talking about my age?
It was them [the audience];
they asked me how old I was.
That won't make the edit.
I started this... Watch this.
Oh, yes! I started this in 1983!
You started it in 1983?
What year were you born?
She's... she's... 45, 46 years old.
46.
It's an unfinished project.
I'm not great with my hands.
You've seen that for yourselves on Taskmaster.
And you haven't given up,
you're going to end up with...? What is it?
Well, I thought I'd make a centerpiece for the table, but...
Because... it would be the table beneath Phil's lamp.
Otherwise, it would be a table...
A really beautiful lamp... - ...that wasn't cheap.
Thank you, Tammy.
Let's see Kev's item now.
Oh! Yeah!
Well, he's making shrooms at home. - What is it? Your compost?
No, no, no. It's my garden.
I'm a gardening 'patnè' [guy], okay?
It's been a while since we've had a 'patnè'.
So, I'm a gardening guy.
So, I have two lots.
I grow parsley, tomatoes, cucumbers...
No, no, no, no.
Man, you got a bag and some rainwater,
and you chucked some alfalfa and half a tomato into it.
I sacrificed a bit of leaf and a tomato
for tonight's show.
I made this with my hands.
I put down the soil,
I put down the fertiliser.
I watered it.
With soil?
If it were true, you would have
washed the tomato and brought that in.
Do you want me to call my mum?
Dude, you're Mister Story.
Yes, I want you to call your mum.
Oh, yes!
Oh yeah; perfect. This is gonna be good.
Is that your mum?
Do you live at your mum's?
No, but she comes to visit often.
Ah, she's the one taking care of the garden.
Oh, I can't wait to hear what she says.
Oh yes, this'll be amazing.
Hello? - Hello.
Yes? - What are you up to?
I'm at work.
I'm at Taskmaster.
Hello! Hello, Madam!
Is Kevin the one who tends the garden at home?
Yes, he does.
What does he grow?
Ha, ha! Tomatoes, strawberries...
And you're not the one actually doing the work that
he's taking credit for, right? - No, no, no.
A few weeks ago, Kevin told us about his lasagna.
In one word, Madam, describe your son's lasagna.
Excellent.
Credit where credit is due.
Absolutely.
I love you, mummy.
See you tomorrow.
Love you.
Bye!
Alright, 5 points!
Gardening Patnè [guy].
Mama's boy patnè, too.
Above all, good boy patnè.
That's worth 5 points!
Hang on, there's still...
We really should have had his mum on instead of him.
Definitely!
There's one item left.
Marie-Lyne's.
I make my own sausage, my friends.
I have a sausage maker.
And I regularly make them.
Big batches of them. With friends. I love it.
I get my pork intestines from my butcher.
And then I put whatever I want in them.
You need a fatty substance.
You always need a fatty substance.
So I brought three of them in for whoever wins tonight.
And I have one here, if you wanna taste it.
Let's taste one, first.
But isn't sausage pig intestine to begin with?
Yeah, but... You buy the intestine and you stuff it.
You stuff it with...
Hey, thanks.
Oh, it's spicy!
I'm so hungry. I love sausage parties.
Oh, lord, it's spicy!
A little spicy.
Well, it's a spicy Italian.
I really appreciate both Marie-Lyne's effort,
and her respect of the prize category,
so I'm going to give her 5 points.
5 points, okay.
5 points?
But I'm also going to give you 5 points.
5 points for Kev, too.
And say hi to your mum for us. Adorable.
Rose!
Sorry.
Phil, I'm going to give you 4 points.
Oh yeah! Yes, yes!
Tammy, for all of your seasonal efforts,
4 points as well.
Wow! You're so generous today, Taskmaster.
Because I didn't believe your story, Mona,
just 1 point.
What? Louis!
I agree.
Louis, it's a... Boo!
Rise up, society!
No, no, no.
Rise up, people!
Let's move on to the first task.
Certainly. A task that will delight you, Taskmaster.
It's a sports task.
Well, not really. It's a football task.
Ah, yeah. Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
George!
Oh!
I brought my dog to help me.
Oh, he's so happy! There's a ball.
Did you know he loves balls?
♪ If this isn't a beautiful summer, ♪
♪ I don't know what is. ♪
"Score a goal from the furthest possible distance."
"You may take only one shot."
"If you don't score a goal, you are disqualified."
That's harsh!
"If you don't score a goal, you are disqualified."
"You must perform a terrific goal celebration"!
"You must perform a terrific goal celebration,"
"whether or not you score a goal."
"There will be bonus points for best goal celebration."
"You have five minutes."
"Your time starts now."
So, it's a two-part task.
Meaning, they have to score a goal.
From the furthest away. - From the furthest away.
But they also need to celebrate it for bonus points.
So they had to try to score a goal. Does that make sense?
Well, it's not complicated.
From the furthest away.
It's a football net.
Astonishingly, we're going to have a look
at everyone but Mona's attempts.
So, "Score a goal from the furthest possible distance."
But I do have to score.
Otherwise you're disqualified.
Well, "from the furthest possible distance." I mean...
What do you think?
It's gonna be... It's gonna be down to feet, I think.
U9 [Under 9]. I played U9 [football].
Ah, that's 9 years old and younger, right?
No, U... Well, yes, U9, I would have been 9 years old.
In fourth grade.
This is set up to look like football,
but I can make up my own game.
Your own sport?
Because your thing is uneven, man.
Exactly, that's it.
It's a challenge. It's a test.
Like; it's not super flat.
Yeah...
Okay, I'm ready.
Let's attach this.
You can start.
How much do you want?
Well, you know, I think... Well, this can clip on.
Yes, but it's going to be between your legs?
Well, no. Well, we'll calculate it.
We'll calculate what?
Well, the distance.
No, I have to do that after the attempt.
Well, we'll do it before.
Okay!
A game other than football?
Yes!
We'll calculate the distance before.
Can you tell me whether you're going to score or miss?
I'll do it.
I'll get it in.
Well, then. I don't even know why we need to do this.
How far did you get?
Yo, Ronaldo!
Ronaldinho! Ribeiro!
What? Ronaldinho?
Where are you gonna take the shot from?
What do you think?
Well, from here I'll miss.
I want...
I want to be sure of my shot.
Okay, so?
I'll go from here.
So here I'd be at 15.90 metres.
Bah, let's go for 16 metres.
16 metres.
Ha, ha!
He bounces...
...and is going to go for it.
So far...
Yeah, so, George, I'd need to...
You know, it's because...
Oh, nooo!
Oh no!
Ah, shit! Ah!
Tammy, were you a goalie in U9?
So, we've seen four failed attempts. - Four failed attempts so far.
Will Mona restore honour to her compatriots?
Will we still see them celebrating? Oh, yes!
Right after the break.
Oh, my goodness!
That was really funny!
Oh yes!
That was really funny!
Welcome back to Taskmaster, and a physical task.
A football task, actually.
Exactly. We've seen Tammy, Phil, Marie-Lyne, and Kevin
fail to get a football into a net
from the furthest distance.
We're likely to see a fifth failed attempt, aren't we?
Let's see what Mona did.
Well yeah, but have you seen the huge runway they have there?
That's even better.
I like this idea.
Okay!
Have a good climb!
Yes, thank you!
Will you help me down, young man?
Okay...
Christ it's hot out!
Ha, ha!
She's going up so high for nothing.
We didn't register any distances.
Are you ready?
Stay! Stay!
That's very good.
Hey... Hey, hey, hey!
Hey... Hey...
That's great! That's great!
Hey...
Goooooal!
Pew-pew-pew-pew!
Impressive.
CF Montréal, baby. [Major League football club]
Mona! Mona!
Mona! Mona! Mona!
Yes, yes, yes.
People, people, people... - Bravo, Mona.
You know you could have scored
from three feet away, and you still would have won.
But that was pretty spectacular, wasn't it?
Yes! It was suspenseful.
Honestly, I wouldn't have guessed
that the one in 3-foot heels would have won this task.
Another victory for the community, Louis.
A distance of 95 metres for Mona.
I climbed 95 metres?
95, so you win the task.
So, obviously, 5 points for Mona
and zero for the others.
Hang on! We still need to see their celebrations.
So there are still 5 points to be won.
The best celebrations, as determined by the Taskmaster,
will earn points.
Let's have a look.
Hey! I've been disqualified! Yes!
Yeah!
Oh, oh!
Turn!
Yeah! Goal!
Take that! Ah! Celebration!
Ah! I'm a liberated woman!
Yes! Very good!
Yeah!
Fully naked is a little too embarrassing for television, right?
Yes! Yes!
I'm disqualified! Yes! Yes!
Woohoo! Woo!
Okay...
Yes! Disqualified!
Haha!
Yahoo!
Come on, George. Follow me.
There.
That's a celebration.
Well, I'm coming down topless, now.
My favourite thing
was your lighter between your breasts.
Okay, ladies here tonight;
who among you doesn't store things in your bras?
I've got a bunch of stuff in mine.
Well done, Mona.
Phil, well done, uh... When you crouched down,
I got scared for a minute.
No, no, no.
But in looking back at the tape,
I remember that the crew went, "Come on!"
But I was just crouched in, like,
a "What do you think of this?" position.
But with my ass out.
Everyone was like, "Come on. Please!"
So, well, there you have it.
Those were their celebrations.
Well, the people have spoken.
5 points to Mona for her celebration.
5 points for the distance,
and 5 for the celebration.
4 points to Phil,
because he took one for the team,
and 3 points to the others.
We celebrated gently.
That's sweet.
It's a huge 10 points to Mona for this task,
and she takes the lead.
Well, of course. Well done, Mona.
Next task.
A task that sounds like a ringtone.
Okay, no, that's it.
He's coming. I'll call you back.
Okay, bye, Louis!
Annoying. - Very.
Hey!
Are we at the beach?
Exactly.
Ah!
Feet in the sand.
We're happy. It's beautiful out.
Ah! Okay.
What? What do they want me to do, man? Damn!
"Choreograph a dance for you and Antoine..."
"...to perform to any of the following ringtones."
Ha, ha!
"You have 30 minutes to prepare."
"The most stylish dance wins."
"Your time starts now." Ha, ha!
Are you as good a dancer as I think you are,
or as good as I hope you are?
What's the ringtone?
You have some options.
Classic ringtones.
Ha, ha, ha!
This is my jam. Hey! Hey!
Oh no. That's the one that wakes me up in the morning.
I could become murderous.
Okay!
So we're going to judge a dance competition?
That's basically it.
A task that's all about performance.
And, I'll remind you,
we're looking for the most stylish dance.
Let's start with Marie-Lyne's dance.
Oh!
Yes!
Pfff!
We looked good.
Nice job! Well done, Marie-Lyne.
Ah... You're not paid enough, my friend.
Oh no, definitely not. Story of my life.
He volunteered.
No, but well done. Well done.
Who should we see next?
Let's see Phil's movements.
Oh, yes!
That's the most... - That's my favourite thing!
Oh my goodness!
That was so funny!
Oh yes!
That was so funny!
That's fantastic.
It's like Teletubbies on shrooms.
Ah, that's good!
You were smiling like happy imbeciles on top of it.
I loved the whole thing.
Well done.
Let's move on to Kevin's attempt, now!
I rarely laugh that much.
Okay, we're going to Brooklyn, New York!
With Notorious Antoine! [reference to Brooklyn rapper, Notorious B-I-G]
Ooh! Brooklyn, yeah!
Okay, okay... - Are you ready?
Yeah. - Let's go, Alonzo!
I feel uneasy.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Good job!
That was fun!
Yo!
That was, like...
Well... that was a TikTok.
I don't know who was leading,
and who was completely behind the other.
They were, like, "What are we... I don't know."
We weren't behind. We were panicking.
We can see it in your eyes,
that you were trying to remember the choreography.
There was choreography?
Do you really think they had one?
Of course! We practiced!
You practiced?
We practiced for, like, 30 minutes! Yes!
His mum coached us.
Kev, you talk like a rapper, but you dance like a white guy.
I don't understand it.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Time-out!
Time-out! Time-out! Time-out!
Time-out! Time-out! Hang on.
I do have a rep to protect.
I dance well in real life, okay?
But I had to level down... - No!
...so Antoine could keep up.
Thanks, Kev.
Louis, let's keep it going.
Two attempts left.
Let's have a look at Mona's now.
Oh boy!
Oh my god!
Are you okay? I'm so sorry!
That's a no!
That's worse than that!
That was excellent!
She cracked one of your veneers?
Yes, but I got it replaced.
My dentith athured me that it wouldn't
affect my pronunthiation.
I wath relieved, becauthe thath my job.
It would have been annoying to have to change careerth.
Thank you tho much, Mona.
That's funny, Antoine. - It felt like the dreams you have,
after you've eaten too much sugar.
There's just Tammy left to see!
Three, four!
Wow!
That's my favourite!
That's not a dance...
Ah, that's funny.
That was interesting, wasn't it?
It's very interesting... Hey, well done, everyone.
Honestly. Really, really strong stuff.
Well, you need to score them now.
I'll score them, but I'm giving them 5 points each.
5 points for everyone!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
So, 5 points for everyone
means Mona is still in the lead!
Bravo!
That was very funny.
There's just two tasks remaining in this grand finale.
You won't want to miss it!
Since we're nearing the end,
it would make me very happy
to see one final team task.
That works out well.
We've got one in store.
Welcome back to Taskmaster!
Whoopsie!
Seriously. You've outdone yourselves for this grand finale.
But honestly, Antoine, since we're nearing the end,
it would make me very happy
to see one final team task.
That works out well.
We've got one in store.
Here we are!
Hey!
Hello!
Ah, I like him.
Who's going to read it?
I am!
It's my turn! It's my turn to read!
Kevin, you can't do it.
It's my turn to read!
He can't do it.
He said the letters move when he reads.
Oh, it's a long one. Here.
Okay, I'm gonna read it, man.
"Put the bag of salt on that table over there."
"No-one may move whilst holding the bag of salt."
"If the bag of salt touches the ground at any point,"
"you must return to your starting point."
"If any bell touches the ground at any point,"
"you must return to your starting point."
"You may not touch the rope or your belts."
"Fastest wins. Your time starts now."
Hang on, hang on, hang on!
I don't understand anything.
I'll explain the rules again.
Okay!
There's quite a lot in there.
They were linked together with some rope.
They had to find the bag of salt,
and bring it to a table.
They can't move while they're holding the bag of salt.
The others can move, and they can pass it to one another.
But the rope can never touch the ground.
Okay, that's a lot harder to do with three people, opposed to two.
It's very difficult.
Actually, it's not clear if it's easier or harder.
I think it depends on who the team members are.
But let's start with the team that likes each other, in theory.
So Phil, Tammy, and Mona.
Friendship!
Okay, let's go.
Pick everything up. Tammy, stay taut in the back.
Yes, I'm staying taut.
Turn. Go over there.
No, but we'll turn.
Ha, ha! That's genius.
You can throw it to me, Mona.
Hang on... Hang on, Phil!
Back up, back up, back up, Phil!
Ah yes, okay, I get it.
Are you ready? Hey! It can't touch the ground.
Okay, and then you start walking.
Ha, ha, ha!
Tammy moved.
You can't move your feet when you're holding the bag.
You have to go back to your starting points.
Hey, this lifeguard is stern as hell.
Stop! Stop moving, there.
Back up... Back up, back up...
Back up, back up, back up.
My feet.
Ah!
Okay, don't move!
It's ripped. My sausage fingers pierced the bag.
Ah, dammit!
It's alright if some salt spills out.
We don't give a shit!
Hey, but we're moving away from the table, here.
Why didn't he pass it to me?
Oops!
Stop moving!
Don't move your feet.
Throw it to Mona.
Throw it here.
Pfff! Ha, ha!
Don't move!
Don't move your feet!
I'm gonna leave here with a kidney stone.
Do you know how much salt I got in my mouth?
Don't move your feet.
Ah! It's salt and sugar.
Throw it here.
Alley-oop!
No, the other side, the other side!
Wait! No, no, you're doing... What's... Come here.
Hang on a sec.
I think I'll be able to get it onto the table.
But I have it here.
Super!
Gimme. You just have to give it to me.
There.
Yeah!
Bravo, gang.
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
Wait! It touched the ground.
You have to go back to your starting points.
But we've already brought the salt to the table.
Well, did you stop the time?
Fuck! It's sugar.
I thought my hands were getting sticky.
It's sugar.
Goddammit!
Jesus fucking Christ!
Leave that there! It's sugar!
My hands are all sticky.
It's sugar.
So it's not salt?
Look, the bag is there!
It's on the ground! - This fucking task!
Ah, I could kill someone!
I even said it too; it's sugar.
It's salt and sugar.
Okay, whoa, whoa!
Let's go again.
Christ!
Then we'll unravel ourselves when we have the salt.
Hey this is fucking horse shit!
On this side, here.
I don't care who you are...
My mother, my father, my brother, my sister.
...I could kill someone.
We'll stay here Look, it says, "salt" on it.
I'm giving this to you.
Perfect. I'm not going to move.
Deploy yourselves that way.
We're going to gently unravel ourselves.
No, walk forward before unravelling yourselves.
I know, but I have to give myself a bit of slack.
Go that way!
Okay, someone's gonna get fired,
if we argue for much longer.
Don't move yet!
Take big steps.
I can't move here, now.
Pass me that.
Throw it.
Yes. Wait a sec.
No, no, no!
I can move.
Yes, that's good. Don't move.
Are you alright, Phil?
Phil, throw it here!
No but wait. - It's... - You're mucking around!
It changes nothing!
Go, go, go! Run!
Come here! No, it's the same length of rope.
Run.
Yes, it's just moving.
Let's stop the chit-chat.
Don't move, you!
Dont' move!
No, you can back up a bit more! - Ah, you're right.
Ah! Don't pull!
Stop pulling! Pass it to me!
Eh, geez... - Okay, I'm here.
Don't move! Oh no! The bag, again!
Deploy!
Wait, wait... Wait!
Wait for what?
I have to back up.
Come toward me. Slowly.
Deploy!
I'm going to kill.
You'll be able to get there.
I'm going to kill.
Hang on a sec. Touch the table.
Back up a little more.
I'm at the table.
Phil! Stop, for fuck's sake, Phil!
We've got it. Stop messing around.
Yeah, you're fooling around, now.
Now, empty the salt onto the table.
The salt has to be on the table, not the bag.
Can I get a selfie?
Come.
Can we just get a selfie?
These are my little babies.
Wow!
Yeah, eh?
Your harmonious relationship was put to the test, there.
I don't think we could be room-mates.
As we've just seen...
That was the most frustrating thing on Earth!
We were annoyed at having been tricked by the sugar.
And we were internally angry with our team-mates.
So it was a task that demanded mutual aid and cooperation.
Tick!
And when we think about mutual aid and cooperation, we think...
Marie-Lyne and Kevin?
Here we go!
Okay.
We have to get there.
Slowly, slowly... - Well, we're alright at the moment.
We're alright!
Slowly... But we need to practice.
I hear you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Close it.
Logically.
Throw it to me.
I can't move okay.
Ah! It touched the ground.
Oh you idiot! Shit!
Well, it wasn't clear!
We have to start again at the beginning?
At the beginning!
On your starting points.
Fastest wins.
Don't touch the rope.
Come here! Come here!
Okay, we can do it because we don't have the bag of salt.
Okay!
Argh! Kevin!
Fuck!
Well, I don't understand!
The bells can't touch the ground.
We need agility and...
Don't touch the rope, either, please.
Come this way but keep your distance. Focus!
Hold your distance. Stay taut.
It has to be taut.
But the things can move?
Yes, but they can't touch the ground, Kev!
Okay.
Okay, go ahead.
Throw it to me but calm down, okay?
Throw it to me.
Perfect. Oh my god!
Now, holding your distance.
Go, start moving.
Think of the bells. Think of the bells.
Think of the bells and distance!
You moved.
What? She didn't even... - Her feet moved.
Go back to your starting points.
Don't move once you get it, eh?
Once you have it, don't move.
Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move.
Don't move.
Watch out for the bells!
Yo, the table is far, man.
It didn't touch, it didn't touch!
He's getting on my nerves. He's getting on my nerves.
Okay.
We're starting again, but we're gonna focus, okay?
Okay!
You're on a sports team, right?
Yes, but there are no harnesses on sports teams.
What do I look like? A horse, man? Ah!
Think about the rope. Kevin!
It didn't touch!
Christ... - Yes, it touched!
Don't move!
Nobody saw that touch the ground.
Yes; I did.
Okay!
Run!
Well, I'm trying to concentrate.
Unlike you.
Stay, stay... Go over there!
But I did.
It didn't touch.
I don't know how you managed to do all of the tasks with him, Louis.
I could cave his head in.
Throw it!
You're gonna cave his head in!
Go ahead, turn. Run!
Stop it, man, seriously.
After this, our friendship will be over, I swear.
Go that way.
Yes!
Go ahead.
Don't move. Don't move.
Don't move, don't move.
Look... throw it to me.
Are you ready?
Do you want me to move up?
Why are you angry?
No, don't talk to me.
Ah, that brought me back to the headspace I was in.
So, some clarification:
Seeing as you left the task saying,
"No, don't even talk to me anymore."
I didn't see the salt.
You didn't realise it was sugar in the bag.
So, there you go. They abandoned the task.
They had to bring salt to the table.
And at some point during the task, Marie-Lyne, you said,
"Our friendship will be over."
When we know how false that was.
There's... Of course! I was joking.
You adore each other.
No but it's the second... What do you have, there?
I've had a gift made for you.
Some 'Best Friends' pendants.
Look!
Ah!
We've done a lot of therapy, and everything's fine now.
That was the final...
It's worth noting that that
was the final task of the day.
It's a necklace, Kevin.
That was the last task.
We were burnt out. It was hot.
Kevin is trying to wear it as a bracelet.
It goes around your neck.
We've done this.
Can we call your mum back?
I have two or three things to ask her.
We demonstrated a lot of teamwork,
communication, patience.
She was very patient. - She is patient.
But I find you to be patient as well.
Well, it's because...
I didn't understand the task, okay?
I didn't get it.
Ah... okay!
Kevin, Kevin, you don't understand the show, okay?
He said to me earlier, "On the first day of filming,"
"I didn't know what I was going to do."
For the confidence you had to sign up for a television
programme that, clearly, you've never seen in your life,
I'm giving 3 points to you and Marie-Lyne.
But I'm giving you guys 5 points.
Hey! Hey!
And so Mona remains in the lead!
Bravo!
There's only one final task remaining.
It'll be completed here, right after the break.
Kevin, do you think your seatmate...
You know, on the airplane, there.
We're continuing with your story.
You think he might be a serial killer.
And you go, "Argh!"
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
It's already time for the final task of the season.
Yes, no; but it'll be good.
Explain it to us, Antoine.
With pleasure. I'd like to invite Phil to read the task.
So...
"Stare at your opponent without blinking."
"You must both be acting out the scenario chosen by the Taskmaster."
"First person to blink or look away is eliminated."
These will be duels.
Two opponents, each on their circles.
Looking at one another.
They have to act out specific emotions.
They can't blink or look anywhere else.
Louis will be with me to watch you.
We need two opponents, Taskmaster, if you will...
Yes, I'm coming. It's alright, it's alright.
Tammy.
She's a witch!
And...
Kevin.
Oh no! Oh no!
That's cool! We knew it.
Let's watch them.
Let me know. - I have a whistle.
But you're intimidating. I can't look you in the eyes.
Tammy.
You'll be a lost child looking for your home.
Okay.
Kevin, you'll be a 50-something annoyed by
your neighbour's noise.
So, you'll play this out,
but you need to stare at one another.
Ready? - Do me on the weekends.
Ready?
Here we go.
Bah! Bah!
Bah!
Angry!
Ooh! Ah!
Brrr... Ah!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Tammy.
What? Do you have proof?
Ah, there's a camera!
Next opponent, Taskmaster?
Mona.
Okay, hang on a sec.
You're intimidating me.
It'll be easy to see with the fake eyelashes.
Perfect. I'll watch Mona.
The wind comes up to here.
Mona, you're trying to stay awake in a trial.
Okay.
Kevin, you realise you're on the wrong airplane.
Start when I blow the whistle. And...
Argh!
That's the same things as before.
Argh!
What an actor!
Ooh!
Argh-argh-argh!
Argh...
Blinked!
Mona blinked!
Fuck!
Phil!
Ah, shit.
Uh, Phil, you're stuck in a car,
but you really need to go to the bathroom.
Okay, perfect.
Kevin, you think that your seat-mate...
You know, on the airplane, there.
We're continuing with your story.
You think he might be a serial killer.
And you go, "Argh!"
You're my favourite, Louis Morissette.
Argh!
Ah, you blinked!
Very close.
There's just Marie-Lyne and Phil.
I'm lucky, in the end.
Yes, you had the advantage of being chosen last.
Phil, you're always about to sneeze.
Ah, this is tough.
Apitchou! [sound Kevin makes when he sneezes]
And Marie-Lyne, you're constantly having genius ideas.
Yes, this.
My god, that's the first time I've seen that face.
Ready...
The winner is Marie-Lyne Joncas!
Well done, Marie-Lyne.
We're going to take a break,
and when we come back,
we'll celebrate our champion of Taskmaster season 2!
Before celebrating tonight's winner,
and the winner of this season,
we prepared a gift for you,
as a lovely way to end the season.
Ah, I'm gonna cry.
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
Before celebrating tonight's winner,
and the winner of this season,
we've noticed certain trends this season.
We prepared a gift for you,
as a lovely way to end the season.
Ah, I'm gonna cry.
"Your time starts... now."
["Mister Tummy"]
I could probably do it on 'tums'.
What? - On my tummy.
Okay, 'on tums'.
Hey! Super good!
And...
Alright, let's go.
I'm excited.
Ah, an eraser. Shit!
["Mister Motivated"]
"Your time starts now."
Man, god damn!
"You have 10 minutes."
Are you guys insane?
"With your own..." Are you nuts?
Run a little, Kevin.
No, I don't run in life.
I'm not going to make any physical effort, here.
"You have one attempt."
Two, three... Go!
You've never seen a drag queen this intelligent.
["Mister Madam"]
Another victory for the drag queens!
Don't look at me, you pig.
That's private.
Yeah! Goal!
Take that! Ah! Celebration!
Ah! I'm a liberated woman!
Oh, that's disappointing.
["Madam Disappointed"]
It's a little disappointing.
A little disappointment, there.
That's so disappointing!
I'm completely unsatisfied.
I'm so disappointed.
I was sure it was gonna work.
Well, that was disappointing.
And, your fantasy?
Quite disappointed.
["Madam Confused"]
Oh come on!
I'm fucked. I'm confused.
Is it in a really obvious place, and I look like an idiot?
Uh...
Oh boy.
Why did I say yes to all of this?
Wah! Wah! Wah!
You!
Fuck!
I hate all of you behind the cameras.
Bravo!
And sincerely, thank you.
Thank you for your... - It was fun.
...creativity, and your generosity.
It was a really, really great season.
We laughed a lot.
Well done, Antoine.
Absolutely. I loved it.
Thank you so much, Antoine.
What would this show be without you?
And a big thank you to the whole
team behind the cameras.
Yes, bravo.
Bravo, bravo, bravo!
Well, let's get one thing done.
Let's give out the points
for the final task won by Marie-Lyne.
So, unsurprisingly, Marie-Lyne won.
5 points for you.
And zero for the others.
So, after tallying up the points,
we have a tie tonight.
We have two winners.
Two winners.
Woo!
Mona and Marie-Lyne!
Well done!
Springtime! Springtime!
Now it's time for us to crown our season 2 winner.
We tallied up the points from each episode.
Yes.
And the champion of Taskmaster season 2 is...
Mona de Grenoble!
No way! No way!
No, no, no! No way!
No way! Oh, well, shit!
Oh my god!
Rise, people!
There's Ève Côté and me in the order.
So now I've also become a 'Grosse Crue'.
[she likely meant 'Grande Crue', Ève and Marie-Lyne's comedy duo]
After winning Celebrity Big Brother,
you've now won Taskmaster!
I can't believe it! Yes! Yes!
And I'm thrilled to be taking home
the bust of an old dead prime minister.
Thank you so much, everyone!
Thank you all! Thank you everyone!
Thank you everyone at home!
We'll see you next week,
for the Taskmaster Holiday Special,
with five new comedians, who will be with us then.
See you soon!
Original French closed captions by: www.sovo-tech.com
English translation by: u/the-little-kicks
Proofreading and syncing by: u/taskmastermaster
Translations produced in association with: Taskmaster Worldwide Inc @tmworldwideinc