Good evening, my name is Louis Morissette, and I am the Taskmaster.
Over the past few weeks, I have devised a series of tasks
for five beloved comedians to complete.
Together, we'll discover what they did, and how they did it.
As the Taskmaster, I'll hand out points to the most deserving contestants,
based on highly subjective and ambiguous criteria.
The winner of the season
will take home the greatest prize in television history:
a replica of my head... in gold!
"Make Me a Breadstick"
Thank you!
Keep your applause going for our five clowns.
I'm speaking, of course, about Arnaud Soly... - Thank you!
...Alex Perron...
...Bianca Gervais...
...Virginie Fortin... - Yes, that's me!
...and Richardson Zéphir!
And my assistant...
Had we known, Alex and I would have formed 'Les Mecs Comiques' with him. [their comedy troupe with Jean-François Baril]
The bald one, the gay one, and the macho one. Antoine Vézina!
Oh!
Thank you so much.
Uh, just to clarify, which one of those would I have been?
You would have been the macho one.
Yes!
Right? Right, ladies?
Don't even get me started!
So, as you have been doing each week,
you've each brought in a prize item...
Yes. - ...that I'm going to score.
Tonight's theme is: "The best pair of items."
That's the first thing we thought of.
Let's start with Virginie.
Yeah!
A beautiful pair. [Dominic and Martin, Québécois comedy duo]
Oh, yeah! - Ah... Very true.
The Tadros brothers [Canadian musical duo who vaguely resemble Dominic and Martin]
Like my breasts, one of them is bigger than the other.
Okay! Let's have a look at...
...Alex's! - Yes! - What did he bring in?
It's my pair of glasses. - Yes.
Back in the day, I don't know if you remember,
at the end of comic books,
they would advertise glasses that let you see through people's clothing. ['X-ray vision' glasses]
Through people's clothing?
Yes! And you probably thought to yourselves,
"What kind of moron would buy these?"
Those are for seeing through clothes?
Well, surprisingly, they don't work.
Yes, okay. How long have you had those?
I got them when I was 13. - I love that.
The first time I wore them, I was at home.
I was really worried about seeing my mother naked,
so I ran out of the house.
Arnaud.
So, mine is a pair of tickets to my show.
Woo! - A beautiful pair.
I am really good, it's true. - They're not expensive!
They're really not expensive.
No, but... It's a great show.
Don't worry.
I don't have my children open for me. [Louis' son is a comedian]
And...
Uh, Richardson.
Oh my god. This is gonna be bad.
That's the same-- - It's Alex's item.
Because it's a... - Oh, that was on purpose?
That wasn't a technical error?
No, it's not a technical error.
It's a pair of a pair of glasses. - Dear god...
I'm sorry! I need a moment.
There are two, so it's a pair. - Are you serious?
Because, at 13, I also wanted to see...
Let's see what Bianca brought in before... you rage out.
Okay, friends, I... - What is that?
I wanted you to have a gustatory experience.
So my pairing is Cheez Whiz and Nutella.
It's delicious.
Cheez Whiz and Nutella?
I would have preferred Alex's glasses again.
You guys are so close-minded.
Have a bite, Taskmaster.
Do we have to eat that? - Yes!
Cheez Whiz and Nutella?
Magnificent.
Thank you, that's very kind.
No, I swear, it's very good.
I can have some audience members try it, too.
Are we insured for this?
Oh, you guys are no fun.
Just try it; it's delicious. It's an explosion--
I'm allergic to nuts, but here we go.
Well, it tastes like Nutella.
It's not terrible.
Here you go.
I have some more. Woohoo!
Okay, thank you very much.
We'll work on your cookbook.
Dominic and Martin are a great pair. 30 years in comedy, right?
3 points. - 3 points.
Arnaud, your tickets... - 3 points?
She's so disappointed!
Arnaudsoly.com, 3 points. - Come on! Get it together...
The glasses...
Because I pity you, and I know that at 13,
you didn't have any friends, 3 points as well.
You had no friends, but you wanted to see them all naked?
Exactly.
If Richardson's item earns points, do they go to me?
"If..." - But he won't earn any, never mind.
Because she made an effort with her recipe,
and she fed us, I'll give her...
4? 5? - 4 points to Bianca.
4 points?
4 points for a slice of bread?
What about the pair of pairs?
30 years of comedy, and Cheez Whiz. Okay, perfect.
That's an insult to Dominic and Martin.
That sucks.
They're below Cheez Whiz.
It's two classics. - Yeah, yeah.
But different. - They're classics.
I hope they're not watching this.
Rich, I did warn you.
Taskmaster...
For the first time in Taskmaster history...
Don't do it!
...I'm removing a pair of points from your total.
You're starting the show on -2.
Minus 2? Haha! - You're starting on -2.
You hate wordplay so much, Louis.
You're like the Grinch who stole humour.
That's not humour!
I'm going to visit you tonight with three ghosts.
So... - So, Rich is starting off on -2.
So, uh... Richardson, -2.
Wordplay, wordplay.
When you copy off the worst kid in the class.
Imagine!
Desperate.
Without even asking for my permission.
Oh, my god!
On to the first task of the show.
It might improve your mood.
I'll serve you a drink. - What?
Yes, a drink! - We made drinks?
Antoine. - Rich.
How are you? - Good, and you?
Good!
A little glass of wine. No way!
Or some sangria?
What is this?
Hi. - Hi.
How are you? - Good, and you?
Yeah, I'm good.
Happy to be here.
Okay!
"Drink all this drink with your mouth open."
"Your mouth must be visibly open throughout."
I'm talking constantly. Story of my life.
"Fastest wins."
"Your time starts, and your mouth must open, when Antoine blows his whistle."
Alright, this one is simple.
Who's idea was this?
Bianca: a drink... - Yeah...
An open mouth.
You can't go wrong.
And I'm warning you now.
I'm going to be very strict about the open mouth.
The second your lips close, it's over.
That's what the task stipulates.
When your lips touch.
And I bet yours didn't close.
Don't underestimate me.
Well, let's see if Bianca, Alex, Virginie, and Richardson followed the rules.
Oh!
I could choke!
Hey, it's... Some people die from drowning.
That's true.
From drinking.
Yes. Are you ready?
Yes.
Oh, that was it?
Aw, Gervais!
Oh, this is ridiculous.
Okay, ready?
There's a ton of spillage.
Yes, but my lips aren't together.
Argh!
This is going really badly.
Ha, ha! No.
Ha, ha! It's in my underwear.
Do you happen to have...
...just out of curiosity...
...do you have a change of clothes in the dressing room?
Wow, Virginie! - You're quite gifted!
Oops.
Did you drink the whole thing?
Well, almost whole thing. There's some in my cleavage.
That was perfect.
Perfect. Perfect.
Did you close your mouth at any point? No? Not even a bit?
Task complete.
Virginie said it.
We shouldn't underestimate her.
And I could have a whole different career.
Who was the fastest?
So, Virginie took 15 seconds.
Wow!
Richardson did it in 13 seconds.
13 seconds! While staring at us.
But there was some left over. - Alex did it in 8 seconds.
No way!
But hang on a second, now.
Stop boasting.
You spilled way too much of it.
How do you know?
Well, Bianca, too, was... - Bianca is disqualified.
Oh, sorry.
There's just Arnaud's attempt left to see.
Yeah, you forgot to add me to that montage.
No, no, no. We left you for the end. It was great.
That's so awkward!
Uh...
Oh, my god!
Sorry for... Ah, it hurts.
How did that go?
I burped a little because some air went into my throat.
Okay. I didn't see that... - You didn't hear it?
When I figured out I could just go like this...
That was funny. - Oh my god!
I've seen horror movies less frightening than that.
That looked like an exorcism.
I can't swallow with my mouth open.
My throat, my flap...
I swear!
It's like you were seeing death, in your eyes.
Definitely!
Hey, I'm sorry.
That... that was terrifying.
Oh my god.
I almost peed myself.
I'm not even kidding.
It's not a joke.
He didn't beat 8 seconds, right?
That took...
...3 minutes 42 seconds.
But you did it! - Yes!
Yes, thank you. Perseverance.
The scores?
The points are variable.
There's the time, but-- - Alex was the fastest.
But then you have to look at how much they drank.
Yes, but... forget about that. You won't get 5 points, Alex,
because you spilled a ton of it.
Can you re-read the task?
You did a shit job with it.
Yes, but that's me.
You had to drink the entire glass.
I'm giving 5 points to Virginie.
Who did it in 15 seconds.
Woo!
But 5 points to Rich, too.
Perfect.
Yes!
5 points to Rich.
Bianca, it's zero for you, unfortunately. - Zero for Bianca.
And because Alex spilled so much,
and because Arnaud truly made me laugh,
I'm giving them both 3 points.
3 points each.
Thank you very much.
Bravo.
Okay, let's take a break!
Let's make ourselves a drink, down it with our mouths open,
and meet back here in just a bit.
Uh... You.
Yes? - Zero.
I like this! It's easier than I thought.
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
What are the scores after two tasks?
Virginie is in the lead!
Woo! Thank you.
But it's not over yet.
What's the next task, Antoine?
A nuptial task. Ooh!
"Newlyweds"
No way!
That's so nice!
Looks like we're about to get married.
Ah!
Yes, I do!
Ah, it's so rustic.
I'm not really sure what 'rustic' means, but I said it anyway.
Oh! I love playing a wife. I love it.
"Have the best first dance at a wedding with Antoine."
So we're marrying each other?
We're doing the first dance.
But the first dance is between...
Not necessarily.
It could be a dance with the bride and the father of the bride.
Okay.
"You can choose whatever music you want..."
"...but you must be wearing these headphones throughout."
"Your first dance must last no more than one minute."
"You have 20 minutes to prepare."
"Your time starts now."
We have to dance together?
Are you a good dancer?
Hmm.
"Have the best first dance at a wedding with Antoine."
"You can choose whatever music you want."
I'd do a little Twist.
A Twist! - Eh?
Very good. And, uh...
Is that a good first wedding dance, you think?
Well, I think it's festive.
And since you don't seem too thrilled about marrying me,
I don't think the Twist is too engaging.
That's true. We don't have to be close to each other.
Perfect.
Well, I think anything with a conga line.
Oh, I like that. So we do a conga line for a minute.
But I'm afraid of doing anything Latin.
I won't do anything that resembles cultural appropriation.
So maybe we should go more... 'Bottine Souriante' [Québécois folk band]
Yeah!
It would be really easy to go with the Macarena,
and you and I aren't about taking the easy way out.
Would the Macarena be easy? - It would be.
Alright, then. - So, it would be...
...incredible to go with contemporary modern dance.
Yes!
I think I want to take advantage of this occasion
to dance the forbidden dance with you.
Can we dress up?
Of course! I hope we'll be dressing up!
And we can use any music?
Anything. Nobody is going to hear it.
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ [melody of 'Lambada' by the French-Brazilian pop group Kaoma]
It's a very, very close dance, isn't it?
Yes, yes. It's very dirty.
Dirty... - We're going to do some dirty dancing.
Okay...
Okay! Come on, Antoine! - Yay!
Antoine, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much did you really want to do this?
Like an 8 out of 10.
No way! That's a lie.
Were you a good dancer, Antoine?
I was a consenting dancer.
Exactly. That's true. - No, he was good.
I like dancing. I'm not good at it, but I like it.
Like so many things I do. - He made an effort.
I'm not good at anything, but I like to throw myself into everything.
No, no, no. I was happy to...
Well, we had the music to help us.
We won't be hearing it, though.
It's just playing on our headphones.
So we can appreciate the choreography completely.
That's nice. - Let's appreciate it together.
Yes!
Let's see the first three dances with Alex, Arnaud, and Bianca.
Oh, this is gonna be nice!
Oh! - Nudity!
DJ, start the music!
One, two... And one, two, three, four, and...
Hey, that's good!
Excellent!
Wow!
Looks like Mario Tessier more than anyone. [Québécois comedian]
Oh, oh, oh! Ah-ha!
Come on.
Ho, ho!
Come on!
I'm following.
It's like you're in 'Les Belles-Soeurs'. ['The Sisters-in-Law', a play by Québécois writer Michel Tremblay]
Now that's some good choreography. - That's some good choreography!
That was good.
Look at mine, too! Look!
One, two, three...
Hey!
If that's not love, I don't know what is.
Woohoohoohoo! - I love it.
Ooh!
Get ready!
It's time to throw the bouquet.
Woohoo!
We need to go because Niagara Falls is waiting.
That's good! Bravo, bravo.
Well done, Antoine.
Bravo, Antoine.
Thanks so much.
In any case, I think the slap is the thing that sets us apart.
It was to symbolise that 50% of marriages end in divorce.
Yes, there was a message, there. - So it's also a social critique.
That was very nuanced. - Thank you. It was very nuanced.
Alex looked like an old Russian woman from the 1960s.
There you go!
You know what?
That's exactly what I had in mind.
The boy band with the out-of-shape guys in camisoles, there...
Hey, that was good! - That wasn't so bad.
That was good, eh? - It was like 'Footloose'.
We were in 'January 3rd at Éconofitness' shape, eh? [Quebec fitness club chain]
Body diversity is important.
I think we're there, now.
It looked like the Backstreet Boys today.
It was very good, and it was your style, as well.
That's true, that's true.
It was really very good.
There are two attempts left.
My long nightmare continues with Virginie and Richardson.
Here we go. It's gonna get 'Zouky' in here!
We're in the Antilles. - Ah, wow!
['Zouk' is a musical movement/dance started in the '80s in the French Antilles]
Yes!
I'm going to lead like this. Alright!
♪ Hmmm ♪
Woo!
Ah!
That was dirty eh?
Very!
It's getting hot in here, eh?
Woo, ooh, ooh! Yes!
Thank you, Rich.
Sure!
You guys...
I think I saw you genuinely smile in that clip.
Oh, yeah?
You were truly happy with Rich, there.
Thank you so much, Antoine.
That was so fun.
Thanks, Rich.
Should we score them, Taskmaster? - Is he harassing you?
No, no, we've been continuing our routine on Thursday nights.
I think the first wedding dance, where we're celebrating love,
is a sensual dance.
Something unique and personal to the couple,
and the guests are witnesses to that love.
A love that is great, a love that speaks, a love that shines...
Why is he telling us this?
...a love that soars.
So, welcome to 'La Victoire de l'Amour' ['The Victory of Love', a Canadian Christian evangelical show]
So, on to scoring...
I feel bad judging them and giving out points.
You were the one who was there.
No, but it's-- - Antoine!
You lived it.
Antoine, we rubbed our asses together.
Take my chair. Take my chair! - No, no, no.
Antoine! Antoine! Antoine!
I'll take your iPad.
Oh my god!
Okay...
Power is going to corrupt him.
So...
Not complicated. Where are we, now? Help me out, Antoine.
He's the only one following anything, here.
So... No, no, no!
You have to score them, Taskmaster.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Uh... You.
Yes? - Zero.
I like this. It's easier than I thought.
Yeah!
I went home that day... asking myself a lot of questions.
Tammy knew something was up. [Antoine's partner, Tammy Verge]
We came back from it, but because of that, I have to give
5 points to Richardson.
It was so sensual.
So much so! So forbidden.
It was magical. Uh...
The social critique was interesting... - Yes! It was really engaging. - ...but it wasn't the time for it.
You don't talk about divorce at the first dance of a wedding.
1 point. - 1 point?!
Zero, 1, 5... Yes!
I liked it, 3 points.
Yes!
We were celebrating difference.
We wanted to show our bodies.
It's enough with the judgment.
4 points! - Yes!
So, is anyone...
And I'm pretending to assign them points.
Is anyone in the lead?
So, as of now, Virginie is in the lead.
No! I can't believe it!
We'll see if that lead will hold, after the break!
What happened? I broke Anne.
I broke Anne in two.
Anne, I'm going to give you a slight concussion. Okay!
Now...
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
We're ready for a physical task.
I'd like a physical task that is... - I've got one.
...manual and intellectual.
Well, you're not gonna believe this!
That's what we're going to see next, with a hands-free sliding task.
Ah... - Ah, that! Oh, no.
Antoine! - Rich.
Sorry, I was in the barnyard.
Hi, Antoine. - Hello!
The little cottage makes me want to skip, for some reason.
Do you think?
Oh! A very large watermelon.
With little breadsticks.
Okay, interesting.
Hm... My two favourite snacks.
Okay!
"Push the melon up the slide and into the cottage..."
"...with grissini." [breadsticks]
What's a 'grissini'?
Are these grissini?
Grissini! - Sì!
Ah! - Molto bene. [Italian; 'very good']
"...with grissinis."
"Only grissinis may touch the melon at any point."
"Only 'grissins'... 'grissins' may touch the melon at any point."
Ah!
Oh...
"You may not adjust the slide."
"Fastest wins."
Time has started! Fastest wins!
Everything is a race with you. - Yes, that's often the case.
Someone's in a rush, eh?
I just want to ask...
So, Rich...
...what was the task, again?
To get the watermelon up the slide with the 'grissins'.
The grissini!
Uh, well, that's the Italian word for them.
Okay, perfect. Is it a 'grissin' in Quebec? [it's actually 'gressin' in French]
Well, there was a show, too, that... - Okay, that's enough.
'Make Me a Breadstick'. ['Fais-Moi un Dessin' ('Draw Something For Me') aired in the '80s-'90s; 'Dessin' rhymes with 'gressin']
"Make Me a Breadstick"! - Oh no!
"Make Me a Breadstick"... - Okay, that one was funny.
I'll give him a point. - "I'll give him a point"!
Hey, I'm giving him the only point that I have.
Okay. I'll make a note of that. - Noted.
Richardson summarised it well, though.
Taskmaster, I was there.
Yes.
Everyone truly put in an effort and really--
But we were in a bad mood. - Yeah, they were in a bad mood.
They really tried to follow the rules. - It was impossible.
Unfortunately, they all touched the watermelon with their hands at some point.
But I think we still have a salvageable task.
They were still competitive.
So what you're telling me is that
we're looking for the best cheater?
Welcome to the Tour de France.
Exactly.
I like it!
Okay, well, let's have a look at what they did.
Let's see Alex and Bianca's attempts, first.
"Your time starts... now!"
Here we go.
I'm going to test out the integrity of the breadstick on my melon, first.
So, hello, Anne. I'm Bianca. We're going to do this as a team.
I'd like for it to go well, please.
I'll need your help for the next two minutes, okay?
So, two minutes?
That's what I'm aiming for.
Oh! I heard...
To my surprise, it's not very sturdy.
Argh! Come on!
This is insane!
Okay! Argh! Come on!
Are you kidding me?
Oops. Ah...
Oops. I can touch it now to pick it up. Anne...
Hang on. Didn't it say, "nothing but breadsticks"?
I can't bring it back to its starting position?
I don't know. What did it say?
Ah shit!
Oops.
It said that only breadsticks could touch it.
Yeah, but, it rolled all the way down there.
Well, I don't know, but... - It didn't say,
"If it rolls all the way down there, you can't pick it up."
Oh shit.
What happened? - I broke Anne.
I broke Anne in two.
Oh...
That might make it... - More difficult... Or easier!
Yes.
Anne, I'm going to give you a slight concussion. Okay!
Now...
Why?
Oh boy...
Hm!
Maybe if I do this...
...bit by bit of Anne... - Okay! I see!
Of course, of course.
Look how well this is going.
I don't know what I'm doing.
That's not bad.
Ah...
Huh... Oh!
Tu-du-du-du-du... - Hey, look!
Look how well this is going.
Working like a charm!
Oh!
Anne, stay with me.
Stay with me, Anne.
We're in this together, my friend. Check this out.
Ah...
Hang on a minute!
What? Where are you going?
I'm going to turn my hands into a breadstick container.
Your hands will be covered in breadsticks?
Ah, look, look, look.
Like a charm! Like a charm!
Swing! Geez!
Is that only breadsticks?
Yes!
Yes! It's a knockout!
I even broke the GoPro!
Come on! Come on, come on...
'Crostiti!' for the... [company that produces breadsticks]
And now we swing the 'Crostiti'!
Yes!
RIP to all of Anne's family.
Yes, definitely. She was so nice.
A very colourful person.
Wow! Very good. Yes!
I had no choice.
I liked everything you guys did.
Thank you!
The audience clapped when Alex, like...
Well, it was...
I wish I had thought of making a container earlier.
Like a little nest.
A 'grissi-nid'. ['nid' = 'nest']
That's it! But I didn't have any left.
If I had thought of that from the beginning,
I think I could have succeeded without having touched the melon.
You guys consider those attempts successes?
Yes!
I have the Noovo audience behind me.
Okay, I'll rethink this.
So it took Alex 10 minutes 1 second.
Oh! That's a long time.
And for Bianca. Well, in fact,
the melon had to go into the tiny cottage.
And I think we have a final image of her attempt.
Are her intestines still there?
You see? It looks like... - Dammit!
It looks like it didn't slide all the way in, Taskmaster.
No, but on the other hand, I see...
Is that the door's threshold we're seeing, there?
Yes!
Well, I'll tell you that those are my favourite guests.
The ones who stay in the doorway.
They came in.
I would say that that's inside the tiny cottage.
So, 8 minutes 57 seconds.
Thank you, Taskmaster.
I get the feeling that that will be easy to beat,
but we'll find out after the break.
Oh, boy... - Oh, no!
Oh, b-b-boy...
Welcome back to Taskmaster, and a physical yet simple task.
Only breadsticks could touch their watermelons
as they pushed them up a slide and into a tiny cottage.
Let's see how Arnaud and Virginie did, now.
I want to play around with the material, here, for a bit.
Eh...
I don't think this is solid enough to push up a melon, here.
So...? - Maybe... Ah, yes, no.
Only breadsticks can touch... Ah!
Ah! But... Uh, well, no.
Well, I'm not sure what to tell you.
Me neither.
But the goal is to... move it up there with just the breadsticks.
Okay, perfect.
This is so insane.
What are you looking for?
I'm looking for something to stick the breadsticks together.
Oh!
I feel like your "Oh!" was very sarcastic.
Like, "Oh! Everyone will think of that."
No. But are you... - No? - No.
Okay.
I'm going to glue a bunch of breadsticks to this racket.
Ah, it rolled over there.
Only breadsticks can touch it, eh?
Yes, that's the idea.
I don't know how you're going to pick that up.
Are you serious?
I have to bring it back to the swing with the breadsticks?
What did the task say?
Ah!
Oh, it's not sticking.
So, you put the tape on backwards?
Yes, so it sticks. There, it sticks.
Oh!
It's sticking to me.
Do you have... breadstick tape?
Maybe a glove made of breadsticks?
Ah, maybe the other side...
Now that was sarcastic when you said, "maybe the other side".
That time it was. You can tell the difference. Believe in yourself.
There's... It's still just...
Ah...
That's definitely going to explode, isn't it?
Good question.
I'm going to put the watermelon on top of breadsticks inside this thing.
The melon is only touching breadsticks at the moment.
Although that's becoming less and less true.
Now it's only touching breadsticks.
Yes, exactly! That's really good.
Stop!
That went well.
There you go! It was really good.
Thanks, everyone.
Well played!
You guys did well in this.
Arnaud, you had the same idea as Alex, but you executed it better.
I felt like Wolverine of Saint-Bruno [where the show is filmed], but...
Was there a huge breadstick hidden somewhere?
Oh!
Let's see the big, big breadstick.
Was there a...
Uh... - Or Rich.
Let's see Richardson's attempt.
Ah, the big "grissin". - The "grissin".
I'm going to see if we have some rope to tie my breadsticks together,
to make, like, a double raft so I can use some force.
There's no string.
There are cable ties.
Cable ties?
But sometimes cable ties are too strong.
So, you're attaching them together to...?
Well, I don't know.
I'm trying to make a powerful bat.
And I'm thinking that if there are two layers, it'll be stronger.
It's a little boring, I may not be thinking outside the box.
When you see me coming up with all of these great ideas, do you become envious?
Immensely.
Yeah, you see? I have one that's broken,
but it's staying there because of how solid this is.
I'll put four cable ties on this.
Okay.
Yes, that was some good prep, you'll tell me...
If you complete the task in 15 seconds, I will.
Yes, exactly.
And there you have it.
I'll put two here, in my mouth,
in case I need to add any more on the spot.
That's a lot of preparation.
There's no point in rushing, you have to start out on the right foot.
And getting points is the most important thing. So...
...and there you go.
Oh, b-b-boy...
Your tasks are always so impossible.
Oh, b-b-b-b-boy...
Oh! Oh, no!
Oh, b-b-b-boy...
And... stop.
Very good.
Wow!
Ingenius!
Oh, b-b-b-boy... - Good, good, good, good!
For the times.
Earlier, we saw Virginie and Arnaud.
Virginie completed the task in 13 minutes 15 seconds.
Oh, bastard. - Oh, b-b-b-boy...
Which was slower than... - Than everyone else.
...than everyone else.
Virginie, 2 points.
Arnaud has the best time so far with 6 minutes 51 seconds.
Oh, bravo!
But Richardson completed the task in 6 minutes 23 seconds.
Bravo.
So it's 5 points to Rich. - Absolutely.
4 points for Arnaud. - Thank you.
And... 3 points for the others, because I think they did well.
As discussed earlier, we transferred Alex's point
that we found from another episode.
There's one more task remaining.
A live one in front of our audience.
Come back after the break!
It's here! Here!
Oh, no!
Zip it! Zip it!
Why is it doing that?
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
We're getting dangerously close to the end of the season,
so each point they receive this evening is important
for tonight's episode, but also for the season.
Oh that's right! Can I take back my point?
You can take back the entire 12 episodes, too.
Yes!
Go ahead, Antoine.
Certainly. Bianca is going to read the task.
Yes! I take appropriate pauses and I add emotion.
But you're not good at it.
We never understand anything.
"Completely open your tent."
I knew it was a tent.
"Get inside your tent."
"Completely close your tent."
"Put on your onesie inside the tent."
"And exit the tent wearing your onesie."
Okay!
Okay, but... okay!
Okay! Come on, come on!
Move out of the way!
Shit, shit.
The zipper is there!
Okay, I've got it!
Move over! No, I don't have it.
No! No!
Zip it!
Oh, no!
Zip it!
Why is it doing that?
No!
I got it!
The tent, the tent!
Hey, you can roll the credits any time, eh?
Okay!
Before we score them... - Yes.
I just want to say, nice job.
Virginie, you were the first one to exit.
Indeed.
Bianca, your outfit is amazing.
You know, it's... It's good.
I really hate camping.
I don't like being in a tent. Please respect my preference.
What was going on?
Yeah?
I couldn't get it into 3D or 4D.
It remained in 1D.
I'm looking forward to seeing the replay of that. Okay!
It'll be good.
So, let's go in order.
So, Virginie, 5 points.
Arnaud, 4. Alex, 3.
Rich, 2. Bianca, 1 point or zero?
What should we... [audience:] - 1 point!
Look at his face! He's really not in the mood.
You're taking a lot of liberties.
1 point!
And who is tonight's winner?
Not one, but two winners.
Arnaud and Virginie!
Well done, Virginie! Well done, Arnaud!
Thank you, Antoine. - Thanks, Taskmaster.
Thank you to everyone watching at home.
We'll see you next week for the Grand Finale of Taskmaster season 3!
See you soon!
Original French closed captions by: VITAC Canada
English translation by: u/the-little-kicks
Proofreading and syncing by: u/taskmastermaster
Translations produced in association with: Taskmaster Worldwide Inc