Welcome to Stormester!
The program where five well-known Danes have to solve simple tasks -
- which I have come up with because it pleases me.
The fastest way to the docks is Christian Fuhlenheim [Fuhlendorff].
Success like your grandmother used to make it. Lina Rafn.
How do you describe Nikolaj Stokholm at all?
A Gummi Bear in human clothing. Ruben Søltoft.
And the raisin in Mark's all-too-willing sausage end. Julie Ølgaard.
The challenge here is to experience -
- how five completely different brains solve the same tasks -
- in every conceivable way. Or maybe not in every conceivable way.
There are probably ways you’ll think of at home -
- and you might also think it would have been a much better way.
None of the participants know how they have done -
- because they haven’t seen the other four's solutions yet.
I am the strict judge who decides how they’ve done.
- But fair. - Super fair.
And thank you, because even with my butt placed against fabric,
just find a way to plant your lips on my buttocks.
As always by my side.
But personal ... My overly personal ...
My slave. Mark Le Fèvre, slave.
You don’t mind, I say, do you?
You're clear on how you get paid, right?
I hope then, by God, it's some kind of economy.
Yes, you will be paid with my presence.
And every time you do something that satisfies me -
- then I have a little sheet here with gold stars.
Then I can say it was great, Mark. Then you just get a gold star.
You have to give him two; otherwise, it was something else he was.
He actually gets zero -
- because he hasn’t done anything to impress me yet.
- He's Lord, too. - Lasse has become Lord.
In the last program, Lasse became Lord.
My first week as a nobleman has been the same -
- as the nobility during 2018 in Denmark. [Prince Henrik died]
It's been a poor week.
We make a program where we don’t bother to get the prizes.
We asked the participants for them.
Also, because we would rather see the participants put something at stake.
What are the rules?
You’ve been asked to bring something -
- which one cannot do without. That task goes around the group.
Today it's you, Christian. What did you bring?
You have to put something at stake that costs something.
Did you forget something?
I have chosen to put ...
Lasse, I borrowed a book from you.
What’s it called?
Oh, this was a book about writing jokes.
Yes.
It's the one I've put at stake.
It's a prize that puts me under tremendous pressure.
Because you’d rather not lose something you borrowed from someone else.
- Yes. It's about our friendship. - That's a big word.
Sir. Lord.
I'm glad you're saying that, but it's not our friendship -
- because it's not a very good book.
Otherwise, I wouldn’t have lent it to you.
Then you can win a real shitty book.
About writing jokes?
I think you should keep it, Christian.
If nothing else, there is honor to play for -
and points in the overall position -
- because there’s a trophy you can take home -
- for the one who performs best over eight weeks in Stormester.
It’s this golden spectacled coryphaeus.
Well-nourished cheeks. The crooked smile.
The complacent twinkle in his eye. Yes, this bust has it all.
"Golden spectacled coryphaeus". I thought, will you win me?
That was damn weird.
No, you win something even more valuable.
Shouldn't we get started with the first task?
How about a down-to-earth task?
We have something that’s on the explosive end -
- at a time when starch is one of the most dangerous things there is.
- I have something with potatoes. - We'll see.
Hey.
No, how beautiful.
There is a red golf course. And a small task.
Hey.
"On [På] this potato ... Get [Få] this potato ... "
No, try to see how close it is.
"Get this potato in the golf hole."
What the hell is a golf hole? Is it in the middle?
"Do not touch the red green."
“Fastest wins. Time starts now.” Oh, shit!
- And I must not touch it? - No.
Why the hell am I standing and folding the fucking paper?
Time’s running.
So it's about getting a potato down a hole -
- on a red green without touching the red green.
Easy to walk to.
How many people think you have a chance to have done best?
That’s the opinion of Ruben and Julie and Stokholm and Fuhlendorff.
Lina doesn't think so much. But four of you.
- Come on, Lina! - Well, there is support then.
I was there when I did it, and it was not good.
I don’t know now. Should we start with ...
Ask me to impress you with something.
Impress me with something.
I would like to impress you with Lina Rafn.
How exciting.
“Fastest wins. Time starts now.” Oh, shit!
The best idea is just to run.
Well done.
Holy shit.
Stop!
That's not the full story.
- It's not the full story. - It will be!
No, it probably isn’t.
I have a bruise on my leg that still bears witness to it.
I would like to see the story of the bruise on the leg.
No, the best thing is just to run.
Everything is good, everything is good.
Like this. No?
I must not touch the red green ... !!
You actually can’t see you have been inside it.
You can’t see I fell either.
That, in turn, was very good.
Well done.
- I'm a little disgusting. - Not in my eyes.
Well, you're cute.
Can we get a doctor for Lina?
- It works. - It’s good.
I can do Hammer Time. Everything is good.
Okay, you're on top.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Yes, I’m okay. - You've recovered.
It looked so impressive, and -
- if it wasn’t for the fact that you were so confused after your crash -
- that you ran over the red green that you must not touch.
How can one be so confused when your head didn’t hit anything?
I'm most disappointed that you say you do Hammer Time -
- and then you do Running Man. You're an old choreographer!
How can you confuse the two things?
Okay. So what is Hammer Time?
We would like to see that, Mark Le Fèvre.
Get started.
I say the phrase that triggers Hammer Time.
I'm ready.
Can’t touch this!
It's Hammer Time.
But I was still a little confused.
Lina Rafn, I'm really impressed -
- with the style that you’ll be disqualified with.
I'm sorry, but it's zero points.
I take it with an upright forehead.
- Who else has tried? - Julie has given it a shot.
I'm pretty sure it went well.
You've definitely got Mark for something at least.
I think it's a lot of fun to try from here.
We have to play a little.
It would be really cool if I did!
Okay, that was completely skewed.
Then we try the silly thing.
No, can you feel it? Today will be a good day, Mark.
No, it was completely talentless, that one.
It's going to be 80 years.
Whoa, how stupid I am. Now I just have another plan afterwards.
You just have to be able to do it like this.
No, why is there such an edge on it?
I need the broom, Mark. Here's your friend.
It suits you, too. You look like a gardener.
A naughty gardener?
Hey, now I touched ...
Oh! No!
So. Ta-da!
Yes, it was fucking bad. See you.
It's a woman who relies so much on her ability -
- to twist men around her little finger -
- after doing that, but thinking: "I can still win."
I didn’t know what was going on.
In my head, this shit went well.
Very few people know what's going on in your head.
But okay, for once ... And you won’t hear this often.
... I admit that I didn't do well.
You have to give a point, Lasse.
I will reward it with yet another disqualification.
Mark, show me another participant.
My script says Stokholm. Are you in the mood for him?
I think I can put the potato in here -
- and then roll it.
The problem is that I must have the flag up.
It's golf. Otherwise you can’t.
How did you know you would find a pipe in the shed?
I opened the door. Then I could see what was there.
You opened a door.
I opened a door to a shed.
Then it opens a door further for me to get ...
So you first open a physical door, and then it opens a door -
- up in your head?
Which opens a door to a pipe, which I then take out of another door.
Was it in the same room where Julie found a broom?
I think it said exactly the same thing in there.
And a tear.
Stokholm therefore chose the tube instead.
What was his time?
Less than a minute.
But how much?
It's fast. Out with the tube and plop the potato in.
I have a hard time seeing one of the other two beat that time.
I’d like to show you one where ... I don’t have to reveal anything. Fuhlendorff.
- I have to get it in there? - Yes.
- And I must not touch it? - No ...
And the time starts now.
Okay.
Then I just have to get it in there.
Like that.
- Was that all? - Well done.
Just walk into the fire. It was damn ...
It's cold out here.
Everyone has something they’re good at. For you, it was this.
I can put potatoes in holes without touching a red tablecloth.
And you can do it really fast.
I actually have the times on both.
Fuhlendorff did it in 19 seconds and five hundredths.
Stokholm did it in 14 seconds and ...
No, no, in total it will be 54 seconds, but there is an explanation.
You stood for 40 seconds and were very worried -
- that you had a tube that looked like a giant penis.
So it became 54 seconds and three hundredths.
I'm making television! You're welcome!
So far, Fuhlendorff has taken the lead.
Only Ruben is left.
Does Ruben have a solution we haven’t seen yet?
He has a Ruben solution!
But I must ... I must well ...
May I touch it with something that is in contact? Or what?
What does the task say?
"Do not touch the red", but ... I may not, but other things may.
- I'm going straight to the kitchen. - To the kitchen?
Is there a hole through that? No! That's the good old man.
It's a little slower than I expected.
- Are you getting a little breathless, friend? - Yes.
I hope the others have been through this task.
- Anything else? - That’s it.
Then I just sew it back together.
Super.
It could be cool to burn so close, right?
No!
It's vandalism, but it's really good.
- Do I get extra points then? - We can look at that.
I think I saw a time that said 3 minutes 1 second.
- You did. - It's third place.
But I want to reward you for the good idea.
3 minutes is enough for a place as the third worst -
- but I'm promoting you to the third best.
- So the same? - It will be the same.
- But formulated in a nicer way. - You didn’t need to do that.
The glass is half full.
Seriously, if that's what it takes.
- Could you ... - What?
- Give me one more? - Yes, I could.
It was a super good solution.
I would also have liked one for my cast, but ...
You can just split them among you if you want.
Will you give us the points?
Zero points for the ladies.
3 points to Ruben in third place.
4 points to Stokholm, and 5 to Fuhlendorff.
But now I would like a real creative challenge.
- I have something with animals. - Yes, I think that’s fine.
Caesar ...
Is it a dog? A fairly large dog.
- It's Caesar. - Hi, Caesar.
May it come home with me?
We'll talk about that later.
Hi, friend.
Are you coming out?
I'm not that fond of horses.
"Make the best painting of a horse while riding a horse."
Okay ...
You don’t look like you are missing anything, Caesar.
Maybe I should just read it from here?
"While riding a horse"?!
Are you afraid of horses?
No, it has a nice ... A manageable size.
That's not the one you’ll be riding.
- No, what? - Yes.
- Do you like horses? - Yes, yes. It’s fine.
Is a horse coming or what?
It's right on the stairs.
I thought the task was manageable.
Most people can probably draw a horse that is more or less similar.
So it must be a little difficult: Draw one while riding one.
And so it's little Caesar that needs to be painted.
- That's the task, yes. - Little Caesar, well.
I understand well that Ruben was a little scared of it.
I've always wondered what was in a Caesar salad -
- but it's simple.
Delicious.
But they have all been out riding -
- and tried to paint Caesar.
Yes ...
There are different results.
Who is crying?
Yes, what a tragedy, Stokholm?
It's because Mark Le Fèvre stands next to it and thinks -
- it's so awful to stand with the little dachshund there.
It's an interesting work you painted, Julie.
We need to look at the proportions.
It looks like a dog.
It is a dog.
Yes, that's how I've always drawn dogs.
You've always drawn dogs?
That's the only thing I can "draw".
If that's what you CAN draw, then I want to see something you can’t draw.
The hooves go the wrong way.
No, look at the front leg. It is indeed bent that way.
The hooves go the wrong way. That's the least problem for that horse.
I want to say, I actually think it's a really nice horse.
- I also think it's nice. - Thanks.
It’s cute.
Christian has done it really well.
It's a horse then.
It's a bad idea to say Julie's hooves turn wrong -
- when you have turned the whole horse the wrong way.
And why does it play hockey?
Or does it smoke a pipe?
But, Christian, you can draw too, can't you?
Yes, we can see that.
I have drawn a lot throughout my life.
I mean it. He has done well.
There is actually another achievement that impresses me.
It's yours, Lina. There are flames in that.
- Something's happening. - It looks great.
The immediacy I like.
I don’t want to put a -ism on -
- what you express yourself in.
But if I were to be captivated by a canvas -
- at an exhibition called 'Horses 2018' -
- then I would probably look at your drawing for the longest time.
I'm really excited about it.
I thought so too when I looked at it.
God, it's actually poetic.
I'm ready to hand out points. The one I like best ...
I have video recordings.
Where they sit on horses. It's great to witness.
Do we have time?
It can also affect how I assess things.
That's damn good.
A little more duck than a horse, but ...
That might be okay, too.
This is not me at all.
I have always been insanely scared of horses.
I exceed a limit.
Some have it about airplanes. That's how I feel about horses.
I thought it was me who had to solve a task.
Does it earn bonus points if I draw a sun?
It's up to Lasse.
No ... Caesar!
There is some hair ...
Tilt your head this way.
I want to think I'm done. My painting is super nice.
Then you won’t get more for a 25-øre coin. [US$0.04]
I'm done. So are you, it seems.
No ... we're on top.
I'm considering whether to collect your gold star -
- for hiding Ruben Søltoft from me.
Where is he?
There’s footage of Ruben. And if one thought -
- that Lina Rafn was afraid of horses, then Ruben Søltoft has not been seen.
Shall we find a horse for you?
Yes.
Isn't that a good sign? It is then something bull-something.
But it's a horse.
We're together on this, Ruben.
- Okay. - I love everything about this.
Are you safe?
I don’t understand why I should be humiliated.
I don’t understand why you don’t have a smaller horse.
I can’t hear you over the wheels.
Are you glad you chose this solution?
I'm glad I didn’t while I have fear of death.
- It's there. - Do you want to come, Caesar?
No, it thinks it's a mirror.
You say in all seriousness: "It thinks it's a mirror."
I'm not sure about that.
Shouldn't we hand out points?
One would think it was easier to paint on a wagon in tow -
- but the wheels actually make you feel wildly humiliated.
Then it’s difficult to paint well.
We have to give points.
I give 5 points to Lina.
Second best is Fuhlendorff.
Despite weird dimensions, I'm ready to give Julie 3 points.
There are 2 points for Ruben.
And it has nothing to do with you not sitting on a horse.
I just get confused by all the blue.
Nikolaj Stokke-daddy, I'm crying with the man in your picture.
- 1 point for you. - Why?
Because you teased me.
Now he does it again. 5 points for Lina Rafn, 4 points for Fuhlendorff, -
3 points to Julie, 2 points for Ruben, and zero points for Nikolaj Stokholm.
That's fair enough.
First we need to look at the score.
Fuhlendorff is clearly in the lead.
It may be that it is changing.
Do you have a task that’s super easy to understand?
I have something that is absurdly easy to understand -
- unless you are one of the five participants.
Do you want to take the string and put it around your waist?
Or the stomach. Yes, it's called life.
Just tighten it.
I'm a little uneasy about that.
Then there’s a task for you right over there.
Is it long enough?
Yes, that’s the one.
Exciting.
Too much text ...
"Make the tallest can tower on the table. Highest tower wins."
"While building it ..." No!
"While building it, shake Mark’s hand every 10 seconds -
- and every time say that you come from a different country."
"Mark whistles every 10 seconds."
"Your time stops if you don’t say you are from a new country in time -
- before the whistle blows."
"Time starts when Mark whistles."
I whistle to get it started.
Then 10 seconds pass.
During them, you have to come and say you come from a different country.
I must not whistle until you have done so.
So I have to figure out for myself when 10 seconds have passed.
You must sense that.
- Without falling on the leash. - Yes.
Have you understood it?
Difficult task to understand, or what?
No, a tower is to be built. I whistle every 10 seconds.
Within 10 seconds, you shake my hand -
- and say you come from a different country every time.
It's a balance between building a tower and remembering to say hello.
Before you whistle, do they have time to greet you?
I whistle every 10 seconds.
Before I whistle, you just go and say hello.
I just need it again. When should you have time to greet you?
- Before! - Okay, good.
Let's see how Ruben understood that task.
I'm just a little in doubt about it over time.
When you say "run" ...
Then this one counts up. You know, a stopwatch.
I then whistle when it hits 10 seconds.
Before that, you've been there and said you're coming from a different country.
Then I whistle again when it has hit 20 seconds.
Okay, that was what I didn’t understand.
You have to come and say you're from a different country -
- before I whistle. And I whistle every 10 seconds.
Why didn’t you just write that?
- We have that too! - Not clear enough.
Give me an example of a country.
Then you can’t use that one.
OK, don’t bother.
(whistles)
That was the 10 seconds.
(whistles)
Do you remember it in any way differently?
Yes. I remember it goes muy bien, sehr gut, very good.
I remember then that I use all the cans and mention all the names.
How can he remember things like that, Mark?
I must not 100% rule out that I let him continue.
- After he had failed? - Yes.
Ruben! Ruben ...
Then I get it, dear friends.
I understand that well, especially when you see -
- how far he was allowed to go.
I don’t think it goes any higher.
Shut up then, a tower.
How did you get all the way up there?
Before you say sorry: It was Ruben himself who failed.
And it's an impressive tower. It just doesn’t count.
He actually managed to name 51 different countries.
51 different countries!
It is not necessarily all the others who did 51.
I can’t count to 10. Is that what we're into?
That's what we're into. It's the numbers that tease you.
Who is the next participant?
You can choose freely, but it would be cool if you took Lina.
Then I take Lina.
- And it must stay on? - I don’t know.
Oh?
But I whistle when 10 seconds go by.
Then you have to go and say a new country every time.
- Are you ready? - I don’t know.
Sweden.
Norway.
England.
Italy.
Germany.
France. I'm from the USA.
- Hi, I'm from Poland. - Uh, nice.
I'm from Uzbekistan.
I'm from Estonia.
Russia.
Finland ... Spain.
(whistles)
You just got rid of the rope. I can’t remember -
- writing anything about a rope in that task.
No, that was a little extra ...
It annoys me that I was idiotic enough to -
- not to pull the cart next to it.
Or move the table and cart next to Mark Le Fevre -
- so you could just build ... hello ... build ... hello.
- You reached four cans in height. - And made a sturdy foundation.
If I'm ever going to need a can builder -
- then it would be you I’d go to.
The cart could not be moved. It was locked down.
If you've ever in doubt whether there was a violent solution -
- then Julie tested it.
So far, the record is 4 cans in height.
We can see Fuhlendorff. You decide.
If I’m allowed to decide, it's Fuhlendorff -
- that's what I decide.
I decide Fuhlendorff.
"Time starts when Mark whistles."
Then I go over and shake your hand.
Before I whistle again.
A new country? Compared to the last country I said?
- Yes, exactly. - Good enough.
We can take it all over again, shall we?
No, no, that's fine.
Well, it's tight. Oh, how annoying.
I'm just saying that you just sat and complained about -
- that you didn’t get it explained quite a few times.
Now we have the video where I say: "Do you just want it again?"
Well, you didn’t explain it again.
No, because you said "no".
You complained that Mark had not done his job properly.
Now we have video documentation that he did.
If Ruben is to be allowed to have fun in the sandbox -
- then you must also be allowed to play a little.
Yes, he went really tall.
It didn’t get very tall. But we don’t have to see it.
I think we'll see.
Hi, I'm from Germany.
Wow.
- It got really tall. - One can high.
What counts is one can high.
May I ask something, Lord?
Could you say "hello, I'm from a new country"?
Yes, you could.
It's a gold star, that. Can you feel it?
This is a terrible program.
Maybe there's a reason Stokholm doesn't like it.
I have footage of Julie and Stokholm -
- and it's not something we need in the context of entertainment -
- but to have evidence of their behavior out there.
I whistle every time 10 seconds have passed.
And you have to get there before the whistle.
Did you hear any of what I said?
No. But for the first time, I understood what was in the letter.
Nor is it a task that people could just misunderstand ...
I have to build a tower while you stand annoying and whistling.
And when you whistle, I have to say a new country.
- No. - Yes.
You always have to get there before I whistle.
- Where should I go? - Go and say a new country.
Have you understood it?
But should I say it in the mother tongue?
If you can, great.
You just have to reach it before I whistle.
What can’t I do?
Oh, for hell.
Sweden.
(whistle)
- Now! - No, no.
So go on though, man.
- I whistle every 10 seconds. - I'm from Holland.
- (whistle) - No, stop, what was that?
Yes, now the first 10 are gone.
What?
Now 15 seconds have passed.
Now I'll dump this shit too.
(whistle)
Well, why are you standing and whistling?
I whistle every 10 seconds.
You must reach me before the whistle. But you said it.
(whistle)
- But now I haven’t said it. - No!
What was it? Norway.
But it can’t fit, that you whistle -
- when I haven’t been there and tell you that I am from a country!
But every 10 seconds I whistle!
And there you must go BEFORE!
Stop!
Julie!
Pardon. No, now I'm taking this off.
It's being fucked told to someone.
She threw after her head!
They were empty.
I just need it again.
You are welcome to throw away packaging for canned food -
- at my slave because it's empty cans?
I wouldn’t dream of hitting him.
If I had a better ball eye, I would have done it.
It was because he enjoyed that task a little too much, Lasse.
He's standing with that whistle!
You don’t have to start again!!
For what I hear is:
"You must not whistle until I greet you."
"You must have time to greet before I whistle."
It was like a humorless 2018 edition -
of 'There are two men sitting on a raft'.
Mark le Fevre, now that the tempers have calmed down a bit again -
- can I get some points?
Lina, Julie, and Stokholm share first place and get 5 points.
Fuhlendorff and Ruben share fourth place and get 2 points.
Sit down!
Isn’t everyone wrong?
No, we measured the tower at the time you failed.
You failed.
You failed when you reached one can. So your height was one can.
There is no one who failed, because we have solved the task, just one can.
No one is disqualified, Ruben.
But in the overall standings, Fuhlendorff leads.
Still?
Now it's 40 minutes since I last got carbs.
Shall I have another meal soon?
Can you order a pizza for me?
- Oh no ... - Oh no ...
Come on in.
This is funny.
- Where is the task? - What do I need?
"Order this specific pizza for the Taskmaster."
"A large vegetarian pizza ... with pepperoni and bacon" ...?
"Without tomato sauce and without cheese."
"You must order in Danish, and you must not use the following words:”
- "Large. Vegetarian." - "Pizza. Pepperoni. Bacon."
"Tomato Sauce. Cheese." Those are all the words I need.
"You get a bonus point if you can get the person on the phone to say the word -
- “cactus.”
- Try saying "pizza". - Pizza.
So I just call a random pizzeria?
Yes, and we'll go get it.
Can I get a menu?
You don’t want me to imagine that you don’t order pizzas in this house, do you?
Hi, you're talking to Ruben.
It’s very easy to see who’s done the best job -
- because I can just look at the pizza that arrives.
Were they good at not saying the many words they weren’t allowed to say?
Funny enough, words that could have been helpful.
How did it go?
Arh ...
Hello, you.
I would like to order a large ...
A round without fruits.
- You need two rolls? - No, a round.
- Then it's a pizza, yes. - Exactly.
That's what it's called.
I would like to order a number 25 -
- but without what is written as number 2 on the menu.
Does that make sense?
It makes some sense. Haha.
And then I want a little pig. What do you have there?
I have pigs like pepperoni, ham and tomatoes.
Instead of ham, I want what you get for brunch.
- Eggs? - No! I'm not stupid.
And then I also have to ask for what you cut out of a pig.
It starts with B.
He hung up!
No! Why did he hang up?
I'm calling another place.
And there I want you to order a pizza for me.
What you need to order is a large vegetarian pizza -
- with pepperoni and bacon -
- but without tomato sauce and without cheese. Do you agree?
What can I get for meat? What are your options?
I have salami and parma ham.
I have meat strips. Lamb.
And then there must be some of the little round strong ones, you old ones.
- Yes, it must be with jalapenos. - Uh no ...
- The round greens? - No, no, the red ones.
Do you have anything like spiced sausage?
- Yes, I have pepperoni. - Yes, thank you, I would like that.
It's coming now.
- I want to order a vegetarian pizza. - Yes.
I want pepperoni. And bacon, too.
- There should be no tomato sauce. - No.
- And there must be no cheese either. - Okay. 10 minutes.
Thanks for the help, Kasper. It's done. Take care.
I want to avoid what you make out of the cow's ... milk.
You're not drunk, are you?
No. Yeah, I might still be a little drunk.
I can feel it was cross-border for Julie.
I didn’t like it.
Neither did the pizza man. There was no pizza.
Christian Fuhlendorff, your solution was to use an intermediary.
But you still placed your order -
- to someone and said, "get this pizza for me".
In practice, you bought it from the middleman -
- so you used every single word on the list.
If you want to see it that way, then you can. Fine.
I didn’t think time had started yet, but that's okay.
Well, time’s still running, because your pizza never came either.
Lina, you got a pizza.
I did?
We have a picture of it.
- Wow. - It looks okay.
In fact, I think so, too.
Was it not about that, who was asked?
Yes, how close are we here?
Well, it's there. It's a large vegetarian pizza.
There is bacon and pepperoni on it. There is no cheese, no tomato sauce.
But for vegetables we count arugula, mushrooms, red pepper -
artichoke, red onion, olive, pineapple and pesto.
And a single hair.
Like that.
Ruben, you also ordered a nice pizza.
- Did I get a pizza, too? - Yes.
I can’t ... it was a long time ago. I had a hangover.
It’s without cheese and tomato sauce.
There is bacon and pepperoni.
But there are no vegetables, so it’s not quite vegetarian.
It should’ve been a vegetarian pizza somehow.
There should’ve been vegetables on it. And unfortunately, there were none.
How did it go for Stokholm?
Stokholm got pizzas. I can’t explain why.
Did you order two?
I don’t know exactly what it's like ...
We have one with cheese, tomato sauce and pepperoni -
- and one with cheese, tomato sauce and ham.
So the only thing he hits is pepperoni.
And, and, and that it's pizza.
Fair enough.
I said "one of the rounds". It took me a long time to take him from it.
He was out of everything.
"Is it a durum? Is it my wife?"
There was also the possibility of a bonus point -
- by getting the pizza man to say the word “cactus”.
How did it go?
I'll just let you hear.
Yes?
Do you have ... What is it called, the one on the prairie, you know?
- The plants out there. - What kind of plant?
Those on the prairie in the Wild West that stick you.
I don’t know what you're talking about.
Can I have you say the word? Cactus?
- Campus? - Cactus.
- Pardon? - Try saying the word cactus.
- Carsten? - No, cactus.
- It rhymes with Markus. - No, no, cactus.
- Cactus! - Yes. It was just that.
And you don’t remember what it's called?
No, I don’t.
Okay, but you know what? I'll be there in 10 minutes.
By far the most difficult part of the task was getting him to say cactus.
There is one plant on the prairie.
You'll be frustrated that a man you've never talked to before -
- didn’t think: the only things on the prairie are cacti.
Who hasn’t seen Lucky Luke?! [Western-themed comics]
Obviously not your pizza man.
Ruben, that's a bonus point right there.
How are the points distributed?
5 points to Lina Rafn.
4 to Ruben plus a bonus point, for 5 points.
3 points to Stokholm.
And for Fuhlendorff and Julie, there are zero points.
What does that mean for the overall score tonight?
Lina Rafn leads.
This is the fourth program of the very first season -
- and we’re almost done with tonight's tasks.
Should we also look at the season score?
Lina Rafn is in the lead.
You didn’t expect that at all.
I'm happy.
Everyone still has a chance to win.
It's not likely for Stokke-daddy, but it's still possible.
But Lina is sharply pursued by both Fuhlendorff and Ruben Søltoft.
- Then we have some in the 40s. - I didn’t expect that.
I thought it had gone well. It hasn’t.
- Well, but it's not bad. - Arh ...
Now I'm just saying on behalf of the adults in the room:
The 40s are not a bad place to be.
And now you can get more points -
- because there’s one simple task left, right here on stage, right now.
Now it's time for the final.
You will compete against one another for the very last points of the evening.
Mark Le Fevre, you have the task. Should we give it to Julie?
- Then you can just read it. - Thanks.
"Get the potatoes in the basket only with the large chopsticks."
"You must only touch the sticks on the handles marked on them -
- and only the sticks may touch the potatoes."
- But the whole stick? - Only what is marked.
Well, fucking hell then, too!
You may only touch what is marked.
The marked is it the black and colored? Or just the colored one?
It's the colors.
- Didn’t see the black? - No.
"The one who has the most potatoes in the basket after 100 seconds wins."
- Well ... - No. No more questions.
Barnaby [of Midsomer Murders] is on in 20 minutes. I have to be home.
You’re going to miss the first 5 minutes.
I just want to say I have no more questions.
- Nice. - Shall we start?
Half the time has passed.
20 seconds left.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ...
(whistles)
I don’t know if we really need slow motion -
- to see Stokholm sweep the potatoes against the basket with his feet.
It's against the rules.
And you would be disqualified -
- for grabbing those sticks everywhere.
But it’s time for fucking Barnaby!
The rest of you might have slipped a thumb -
- but I’ll overlook that, because you made an effort to avoid it.
And I didn’t see that others used anything but the sticks.
It was only Stokholm.
Now it's about counting.
I was miserable. I am otherwise fine at eating with chopsticks.
One for you, Julie.
Lina, you have seven.
Six potatoes for Fuhlendorff.
And if it is?
And then there were seven for Ruben.
A shared first place for Lina and Ruben, who both get 5 points.
In third place is Fuhlendorff with 3 points.
In fourth place Julie, who gets 2 points.
And disqualified -
- but happy to be allowed to watch crime series for 70-year-olds:
Nikolaj Stokholm.
It doesn’t change the final position of who wins.
Lina Rafn!
The book Christian borrowed from me is yours now, Lina.
Come over and pick it up.
Lina Rafn is also in the lead in the season scores.
It's very nice to take you into the second half of Stormester.
And then remember that it's better to be on the green branch -
- than on the red green. Congratulations, Lina. And see you again.
Danish text: TopTexT Anette Nielsen