- I can't multitask!
- Take care, Mark. - Lasse.
- How tight are these pants! - Eww, how disgusting.
- Why?! - I can't any more!
- That's damn draft beer. - Sure.
Good evening. Welcome to Stormester.
My name is Lasse Rimmer and I've been looking forward to this evening -
- as a child on Christmas Eve who just heard a man dump down the chimney with the words:
"My gift to you this year is a new season of Stormester"
I have brewed on new tasks, and we have five fresh rivals -
- who will dance on the line between failure and triumph.
For the first time this season give a thundering kindly welcome ... Linda P!
Simon Talbot!
Sofie Jo Kaufmanas.
Jonas Mogensen.
And Tobias Rahim.
How awesome is this.
It's like returning home, to sit in this chair -
- next to my faithful companion, Mark le Fêvre.
Funny little thing: Le Fêvre is French and means the rat lover.
- No ... - Yes.
It's a new season. Is there something new about it?
In addition to the five new participants, there are new surroundings. We're in Tivoli.
We're in the Glass Hall, and that had I thought we should celebrate.
It's a little surprise, but ... Stay seated. This will be damn cool.
Stay seated.
Mark ...
Mark!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Surprises work best for me, if I am informed in advance.
We do not have time. The program will be getting too long.
I do not like disappointing children, so you'll be doing it for me ...?
Can't you just say ...?
So ... right about or ...
- I'm sorry. - Right about!
Well, but then I can add, that we are vying for two prizes.
Over the season we compete about my golden face on a stick.
But in every program there is a prize, a participant has brought.
One thing they would hate to lose. That means something special to them.
- Who has a prize with? - Jonas Mogensen.
- Yes? - Yes ...
What's the prize the five of you are going to compete for tonight?
A remote control.
To my elevation bed.
You are ...
My daughter played with it, before I left home.
That's the position the bed is in now.
I really want to take it home. That's not ergonomically correct.
So we play for the remote control to Jonas Mogensen's elevation bed.
And all five have the opportunity eventually conquering the season trophy.
You can take that with you, if one wins the whole season.
I have been looking forward to this. Mark, how do we kick off the season?
We do this with a task that you have written. We're talking catapult, shoes ...
And bathtub. Welcome back to Stormester.
Hi, Mark.
Like that. Okay. Well.
- Mark le Fatberg. - There's a shoe.
- A nice shoe and a bathtub. - Bathtub. Shoe.
Arh!
I could imagine, it's best to do this.
"Catapult ..." Fuck, what a word!
"Catapult ..." That's a violent word.
"Catapult this shoe over in this bathtub ...
"... with a homemade catapult." Yes please.
Can you be used as a catapult?
"Your catapult must be built on the red mat. "
The catapult is to be built here.
"You must not move the red mat or the bathtub. "
"Your catapult may only be fired with your feet. "
What is it?
"Fastest shoe catapulted down in the tub wins. "
"Time starts now." What?
- Well ... then it's started. - Yes please. Just something for me.
- Any questions? - Yes. What are we doing?
Simon puts it very well: What are we doing?
The catapult will be built on the mat. There a shoe must be fired into the bathtub.
But it must be fired with the feet of the participants.
This question I've never asked anyone before.
Sofie, where do your love of catapults come from?
They are cool, you know ... They can get one thing very far away.
Is there anything else to say?
It sounds like the dictionary definition on a catapult. Who should we see first?
Sofie we save just a little. Mostly for your own sake.
Simon Talbot and Jonas Mogensen tackle the task more or less the same -
- but, as you can imagine, with slightly different energy.
Yes. I might be able to use them. I miss skiing.
Shit!
We'll just try again.
Oh ...
- Opposite me. - Golf club.
Sorry! I could get Mark to stand over there and stop it.
But that's not cool.
Mark, can you stand and hold it here? It must make the possibilities greater.
Oh, it was close.
Okay.
Again too hard.
Like that.
What's up!
It was good with the board. Otherwise it would not have gone in.
Lå, lå, lå, lå! [football cheering] It was Simon who scored the goal!
I do not play football. Can you tell?
Two solutions that were similar. Jonas, you use a board and a barrel.
Then you add a cushion. That's whitin the rules.
Simon does pretty much the same thing, but looking like a child who just emptied the candy closet.
Yes, in the cool way.
- Is this something you've tried before? - Catapults?
Uh ...
It's a long life, I have to look back.
Another thing that sets you apart, are the jubilation scenes.
Simon, you look like someone who has scored the decisive goal in a World Cup match.
Jonas celebrates it as one who has successfully sorted its waste.
That's very accurate.
Let's have a look.
I think it's taken out of context.
I think I'm looking for my coffee.
It feels like Simon Talbot is doing it faster, but is that the case?
We can start with waste sorter Jonas?
Using a cushion you get catapulted the shoe into the bathtub -
- in 6 minutes and 51 seconds.
But ... Simon gets it without the use of a cushion -
- in the bathtub in 5 minutes and 26 seconds.
These are two fairly obvious solutions. Has anyone acted differently?
I have clipped two participants together. Again, they have somewhat the same solution.
One of them with ingenuity very quickly make a plan -
- and the other is Linda P.
I remember it as if I was failing once, and then the shoes goes right in.
- Is that how you remember it? - Yes.
I'm just trying to understand the law. What it really means.
The catapult must be built on the red mat -
- but it does not say that the catapult may not subsequently be moved.
I'm not that good at building stuff. Shut up, how idiotic this is.
Then there is the catapult.
Catapult ... triggered.
It's impossible. An impossible task.
Catapult triggered.
- Five minutes have passed soon. - Yes Yes. So do it yourself.
- It's the other way, right? - The bathtub is down there.
Catapult triggered.
- It's still the other way around. - Yes.
Then it is built.
Catapult triggered.
Thats it.
We could also move this one. I just had to build it ...
It turns the wrong way again.
No ...
What? And then in ten seconds. You just cut it.
- Hi. - Hey, hey, Linda.
I only remembered it goes in. It's the only thing stuck.
After this debut, your first task, I have a question.
Are you glad you said yes to join Stormester?
I remember I have been a little angry, Mark. I am sorry about that.
I have never been good at much, but I thought I could easily solve such brain-dead tasks.
- I could not. - How is Linda doing in the task?
She has to beat the time 5 minutes and 26 seconds.
Linda actually uses too the 5 minutes and 26 seconds -
- to stand still and call the task idiotic and impossible.
Then you spend four minutes on figuring out how a catapult turns.
You have cut it down. I turned it wrong 20 times.
Overall, it gives a time in 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
Tobias, you find a loophole in the task -
- and while we see it, Sofie says: "Oh no, not one of them."
- It's because there are these people ... - You know, I'm into music.
I get fucked by contracts.
Go on tour for half a year, strip on a pole -
- sing about the relationship with your father and get 20 kroner.
You have to read it through.
But just the fact that you sit there saying that you need to understand the law.
Just to spell it out: I went into this to win.
That's it.
- But you did too, Sofie. - But I did too, goddamnit!
- What was Tobias' time? - Fast. 4 minutes and 12 seconds.
We are missing Sofie.
The enthusiasm you received the task with, is it intact now?
- No! - Shall we not see it?
You've said you have coped badly. You did not lie.
I can only use my feet. You can do many things.
It's not entirely bad.
- Is it a catapult? - Are you a catapult?
I identify as a catapult. Now I take the safe bet.
Okay. Shut up, it's good otherwise. It's a classic catapult process.
Mark, could you get down on all four?
- Before hell. Down with you. - Yes, yes, there's a lot of potential.
Okay! "Stupid idea, Sofie." No.
Mark, be careful!
Iiih! Come on.
Yes!
Shut up, that's good. Thanks for now.
No, Mark. It was fun. Goodbye.
Do you identify yourself as a catapult, one must not say you are not.
I identify as thin. So if people say something else ...
For someone who identifies as a catapult ...
- It's not an effective catapult. - No. But I did not say that either.
I just said catapult. Not good or fast.
I was a bad catapult.
It's clear you're having fun. And then time flies.
It flies and flies without stopovers. It just flies.
When you lie there and do not know if a kick will smash your lower back -
- time does not fly by. It felt just as long as it was.
You spent 27 minutes.
- Yes! - I love you keep on trying.
What does the first scoreboard look like?
There's one point for Sofie, two points for Linda -
- three points for Jonas, four to Simon -
- and five to Tobias Rahim.
Mark, what are we going to do now?
From one ancient tool -
- to another ancient tool, namely the fax machine.
- Oh no. - I remember that.
Hi, Mark le Fitfuck.
Am I in a nightmare? Am I back in the job market?
- I just form an overview. - No ...
Thank you for having me.
"Receive a drawing of the Stormester on this fax. "
"Fastest win. Bonus points for nicest drawing. Time starts now. "
Hu, hu.
- Okay. - Receive a drawing on this?
Out of this one there should come a drawing?
Okay. Uh ...
Fax.
Task number 1: Who do I know who has a fax machine?
Who the hell has a fax machine?
We owe an explanation for our younger viewers. Listen up, children.
The fax was half printer, semi mobile -
- but a little worse than a printer and much worse than a mobile.
It could send text or cramped images between two machines.
It was useful at the end of 1700s, I think. And also here.
Yes, because the task is, that they must receive a drawing -
- on exactly that fax machine.
And then there is the bonus for the most beautiful drawing.
One question arises with several: Who the hell has a fax machine?
Let's find out who the hell has a fax machine.
Who has a fax machine? Hello ...?
- Hi, you're talking to Lau from Telenor. - Do you have a fax machine at Telenor?
- Shut up, it's uphill. - Honey, do you know how to fax?
- Eng Photo, this is Ken. - Hi. I need to send a fax. Is that something you do?
- Well, back in the days we did, but not in the past 15 years.
Now good advice is expensive. Then what do you do? You call your dad!
- A fax machine? In these days? Is that even possible? - Don't you know anyone?
- I need a fax machine. Do you have one of those? - I don't think so.
Maybe someone sells them?
I'm calling Brother. - I need to have something send to this machine.
- This is Linda P. I have this shitty task on Stormester, and I need to find someone who has a fax. - Hang on.
- Who the hell can send me a fax, Claus? - Some doctors and pharmacies still use them.
- The classic fax sound. - Trine? If you can hear me ...
Shut up, how annoying.
Uha. What? It does not look so good.
What is it? Yes!
- Yes ... - Cool, it came.
The first task you called "idiotic and impossible".
This one is "a definite shit task".
Back to my first question: Are you happy to join?
I'm so happy. I just got mad that it did not work.
But I made it work, as we see documented here on camera.
- Linda, you are disqualified. - Shit task!
Sofie, you're past your boyfriend -
- a photo shop, your father, a fax machine company and a pharmacy -
- who has nothing else to do than to draw me.
Wasn't her name Heidi? I am almost sure. Maybe Mette.
Can we please ...?
How long did it take Sofie to receive the portrait?
She spent 27 minutes to catapult a shoe.
It sounds like a long time, but then you have not heard this number.
For Sofie took it 49 minutes and 35 seconds.
And I got to met Heidi-Mette! She is so sweet!
I would love to see some more portraits of me.
I have Tobias and his pal Deniz.
How to send a fax?
- Do you know anyone who has one? - No.
Cousin, do you have a fax machine at home? Do you have a fax, Linus?
Deniz ... Deniz is the most technically competent in my network.
He knows smart tricks.
Tricks like ... creating a Netflix subscription in Turkey.
Turkish lira, cunning things.
I have to send a drawing to a fax machine.
I just thought, that you are the technical king.
Fuck, how good you are. I'll send you a picture.
- Is he bald? No ... - It's me you're thinking about.
Yes, he often jokes about it.
Now it says "recipient".
There's a fax.
Yes, there he was.
- You can count on Deniz. - You can.
Sometimes in thrillers they are missing a fake passport.
Then they always know someone. Who is Deniz?
- I want to keep Deniz anonymous. - Fair enough.
You come up with a solution. Can you explain what the solution is?
Modern technology has affected fax technology.
You can in these times via an app send a fax to a fax machine.
- Is that what he does? - Deniz did.
- How long did it take? - 32 minutes and 12 seconds.
Yes Yes.
- Who are we going to see now? - We're going to Simon Talbot.
He has somewhat the same tactics as anonymous Deniz. Is there anything you want to say?
No.
- "You can just use an app." - If you can figure it out.
"Bonus point for the best drawing." Who draws well? Skilled artist ...
Do you have the opportunity to do a drawing within five minutes?
No. I thought so. So just send it to my mail.
Then we just do a test. How ugly and bald we are.
Now I google in Apps: fax.
"Easy Fax. Send fax from phone."
"You need credits."
"Get free credits. Watch video." Now we'll see an advertisement.
Want to install an app? Nah, I just want to send a fax.
Yes!
I'll see if he's sent anything. "Hi, Simon. Hope it's okay."
- How many points do we have? - 8.
- And we must have? - 15.
- Easy Fax kind of lies in their name. - Yes.
Now I'm at 15. 16.
Oh!
I can no more.
- What's happening? - I do not know.
So look though.
There will be one more.
Yes!
- What's the time? - You should not worry about.
Here you go. I can no longer now.
When I call the kind cartoonist -
- because I want to win on the quality of the drawing -
- I say: "Can you hurry? What does it cost?"
I do not hear him say "1000". Then I say, "What do you say?"
And then he says, "Uh, 500."
It's afterwards, I find out that I pressured him.
I felt so bad. He wrote:
"I hope it was good enough. I'm sorry." He was on his knees.
So I hired Rasmus Rafael to make a drawing for all of us.
As a small joint ...
A joint gift.
- Here you go. - Thanks.
Yes please. For you, Stormester.
Wow.
- How nice. - I love this.
But no suck up-points now.
It was just something he did. It does not give any points.
You have already done more for to support the culture than the government.
It happens that Simon receives two slightly squashed portraits first.
- What do we do with time? - It's a bit of a jumble.
There will be two drawings in completely wrong format.
But a successful one ticks in after 41 minutes.
So if that's what counts, is Simon in second place.
You are snug in the corner for bonus point. But we are missing one.
I have high expectations. No, there is probably one reason he is last.
We'll see Jonas Mogensen pull on its large network.
It's about having a large circle of friends.
Hi, mom. Do you have a fax machine in the office?
Can you send something?
You have to draw Lasse Rimmer. It actually has to go really fast.
- I'll try as best as I can. - Yes it's good. Thanks. Oh, mother.
"Lift the tube. Receiver."
- I don't know yet if I'll win. I'm always winning from your point of view. - Exactly. You're a winner.
- You're a winner type. - Yes. Mom says so herself.
- How fast was it? - 32 minutes ...
Is so much, Jonas was faster than Sofie.
As Jonas' mother says: You are a winner.
16 minutes and 58 seconds.
Before we get the position based on, how quickly they solved the task -
- then we shall distribute bonus points for the nicest drawing?
- Yes. - No, how ...
Mine is not included at all.
No, and you still would not win. The extra point goes to Simon Talbot.
Oh!
But we also have to hand out points based on time. How are they distributed?
Well, Linda: zero points.
Two points for Sofie.
And then four points for Simon and Tobias, because Simon gets bonus points.
But there are five points for the winner, Jonas Mogensen.
Mark, at this point in the evening I usually get my last cup of coffee.
- I would like a little sugary sweet with it. - Have you looked?
We're going for the one with the cake.
Hi, Mark le Faroese.
- It is cake time. - You look absolutely happy.
Who doesn't love layer cake?
- Hi Simon. - Hi, Mark.
That's my favorite. I hope it's the real deal and there's not like liver paste in it.
- I love whipped cream. - I sensed that.
"Destroy this cake in the most beautiful way. "
"Most beautiful destruction wins."
- "You have 30 minutes." - "Time starts now."
Yes, that's good.
Most beautiful way?
- Any ideas? - Yes. Do you want to hear my first thought?
This is so vulgar. My first idea was to drop the pants and just throw the ass down into it.
- Will that be too dumb? - Yes. And Linda will probably do it as well.
I think you should sit down on top of this cake, Mark.
It is fun. It's a lot of fun.
Girl.
It's so close. You're just tipping wrong about whose ass it will be.
Do we need to see the others? That is a good solution.
We're going to see Linda. I emphasize that what I want to see -
- is something that speaks to my emotions and touches and moves me.
So ... should we begin with the woman with the consonant surname?
This is terrible.
Also because my parents are in the hall right now.
- They actually are. - They are.
Like many in this industry, I get asked, "What do you spend your time on?"
Well, let's see.
Mark, I'm standing here and sings the national anthem.
There is a lovely country ...
- With or without pants? - Without!
Now I have to start over.
There is a lovely country
it stands with broad beeches ...
There is a lovely country
it stands with broad beeches
near the salty eastern shore near the salty eastern shore.
- Is it pleasant? - Surprisingly pleasant.
- Can I see the print? - Let's give it a shot.
Yes ...
It is nice. Do you want to have a look, Lasse? A delicate heart shape.
I actually think it was a really nice moment.
I think. Beautiful, Mark. Well done. See you.
Such.
Sorry. It's just ... It's still cake.
I only had the imprint in my head, not Mark.
He was just a piece in my game. I was just looking at ...
Credit to the ass. It became beautifully heart-shaped.
He has so much "junk in the trunk".
That's one solution. Who are we going to see now?
We jump to Sofie, who does not just use an ass.
That would be silly. She does this instead.
You feel like just throwing your tits down into it.
There's this energy from it! But it's too intense. We can not.
I'm thinking we're going on a date. We're going on a picnic, you and I.
Are we going on a date? Is it still something with ass and tits?
Yes, it's a real date, right?
Here you go, my darling.
I get the space that slopes a bit. Yes, yes.
That's how it is, sweetheart. Shall we try to enjoy a nice picnic without the sarcastic comments? Cheers.
Alcohol, as you love it.
It's gone wrong once.
- I think you should cut for. - Yes ... Cake.
A nice cut.
It tastes really nice.
You have a little bit on your face, my baby.
Well, I just have to win this.
Here we go, Lasse.
It's then ...
It's very hard to tell if her tits or Mark's ass wins.
- Sofie, was this your plan? - No, it was not.
The original solution was ... or the plan was -
- that I placed a leaf blower under the cake. It did not work.
When we cut into it, it should go like ...
Then I do what I usually do, when things do not work. The girls!
It has worked in many respects, and it worked here too.
Thanks.
Who are we going to see now?
We're going to Tobias, who's in the lead. Let's see if everything works out for him.
Do you want to say who you are?
My name is Gertrud and I'm the recording manager.
I have to destroy it in a beautiful way.
I thought we could make a ...
Maybe a love story. We have after all, had a nice eye for each other.
So I'm thinking of something -
- that we can never see each other again, if we do not ruin the cake.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
Do you think the others could just ask Gertrud like that?
I succeed in everything.
No!
Tobias!
What ...?
But think of it ... was it not beautiful?
A man celebrating to be recognized by a beautiful woman -
- and in the euphoria ... and the pride of it -
- forgets the material in his life.
- Okay ... - It is nice.
I actually noted ... You had badly needed to explain it.
It's a picture of how life can behave.
Oh God!
The idea of ​​making plans, but then life trip you up.
Blah-blah-blah!
Thank you for the experience. What are we going to see now?
We've seen cakes take the taste of ass, floor and tits.
It's still cakes, I'd rather eat than Talbots.
Sir.
Please be seated.
Here we have a nice whipped cream cake.
Bon appetit.
- Thank you. Thank you very much. - Help yourself.
I'm not feeling 100 percent safe, but ...
Oh la la! That's bon, bon!
- Please, help yourself. - Yes Yes.
It's a nice cut.
You're welcome to just go ahead.
I thought one could destroy a cake visually, but also in taste.
So inside there was a balloon stuffed with cayenne pepper and chili.
It was going to explode. Then there was cinnamon, a leaf blower and herring.
Mark, who are we missing?
Jonas Mogensen, who once again draws on his giant network.
Uh ... most beautiful?
There is something about the joy of running amok in a whole cake. It is beautiful.
See what I found over next door.
- It's Albert and Olivia. - Did you get permission from their parents?
Are you ready? Go!
- Does it feel funny? - Yes.
If this is not beautiful, then I do not know what is.
Then I help Olivia.
Tada!
Then we take a deep breath. Now we are going out to mom again.
Do you know when you ask for something -
- and then get a better answer, than one could imagine?
It was a celebration of life. I am ready to distribute the points.
They are distributed as follows: To Sofie a single point.
The first plan failed. It became an emergency solution.
Simon's cake is destroyed. It gives two points.
But it was not beautiful, although the taste was unique.
Three points for Linda. I appreciated that.
I have no idea how Tobias' planned solution would have gone.
But the unpredictability of it gives four points.
Five points for Jonas.
What an ingenious task, as I have devised, shall we see now?
I thought we should round off with a complicated ...
No, it's not complicated, but the participants look daft.
Boom, boom, boom. Let me hear you say Fêvre!
Kryppelyppely ... ?
Hi, Mark le Færten — of — a — Swede [scent of a Swede]
It's just me.
- Hi, Mark. - Hi Jonas.
This is where I get scared.
- No ... - Oh no.
I did not manage to read it.
"Longest time without flashing wins."
"Time starts in 10 seconds."
So I still have 10 seconds.
- Fuck! - To blink off.
Okay. Tape, tape, tape. I need tape.
It can be a little complicated. Let's review all the rules again.
Yes, that is, rule number 1: Do not blink.
- And so it is. - Yes. Who should we see first?
Simon and Jonas use a bit of the same tactic.
Just outside the door we had put a small container with eye drops -
- you can then use. If it's an advantage ... yes.
Mark. I need you to come over here and keep my eyes open.
You're wearing glasses, you stupid kid.
That ...
It's been a while, I have performed.
- Does it do you any good? - I need to wet them? They are drying out.
I have not attended blink - science.
Give me some more of that drop — shit.
Such.
- Fuck, how uncomfortable. - Do you squint a little?
I probably did just there. I'm concentrating.
Then I need you to drip again. Yes ...
I think my mother is proud of me.
- Did I blink? - Yes.
Was it when we were talking about mom?
Oh, fuck! Pis! There must be people who do worse.
- Who do you think? - I imagine ... Linda P.
- It's almost painful to watch. - It was!
Mark, let's get some times.
That's fine. Simon kept his eyes open for 2 minutes and 28 seconds.
And Jonas, you were talking about your mother being proud of you. She has a reason for that.
They are open for 3 minutes and 55 seconds.
Do I hear wrong, Simon, or are you just throwing Linda under the bus?
I think I say: "Linda has to do worse."
- I do not last for two minutes ... - Did it go well or badly?
I remember now ... yes ... yes.
- What do you remember? - Yes.
And time has started.
Are you good at something like that?
Hold up, that was bad.
- I thought it said "do not wave". - Do you want to try again?
And time starts ... now!
No, that's simply a lie. On the second chance you do worse.
Now I understand that.
- Do you want to see what I can do? - Yes.
What is it? You just have to sense the wind.
Right? Yes, they were good.
I have not blinked yet. Can't you see?
They are completely dry, if you have a feel.
- You don't have to feel. - You just said ...
Yes.
As you turned around, you did not blink, did you?
No, I promise. See you.
First attempt was sluggish. Then you get another chance.
It's even worse. Third attempt is not so good either.
- Do you want a fourth chance now? - Yes.
- Okay. - I can do that.
And time starts ... now!
No!
Mark, I do not think we will need time.
In Stormester you get one try, if that's what the rules say.
- You will be listed for 5 seconds. - But I'm a good mother, which gives extra points ...
- Aww! - But are you?
I think we should ...
No she is not. It was her children I took.
Mark le Fêvre. Who are we to see not blink now?
We're going to Sofie and her huge eyes.
Was this stupid?
I actually think this was stupid. I should have gone another direction.
Arh!
It feels really bad. Will you get me some paper towel?
Why does so much water leak out? It hurts fucking bad.
Maybe it's your breath, when you're talking ...
I need something, so my fingers do not slip.
Such. Much better.
- You're at three and a half minutes. - No, how good.
That's great. Now I'm going to let go.
And then I relax my eyes. Okay?
Yes. Find your inner peace.
Shut up, it's better.
Can we shoot something that I can use later on for a possible crying scene?
Lasse ...
Why do you have to be so mean?
Lasse ... listen.
Hear me. Hear my prayer.
I have not blinked. Now I'm getting some control.
I can't see shit. Now I just relax a little.
Delicious. I'm just going for a walk. I have not blinked in five minutes.
- Oops. - Did I blink?
Fuck. Ouch, damn it. Bye Bye.
You get teased that you use long time. Here it is a success.
- How was it? - Terrible.
I could not see for two days. But it took a long time, right?
Yes, it did.
Right now it pays off. What was her time?
These fine and slightly large eyes were open for 5 minutes and 52 seconds.
We have one participant left. It seems wild.
But maybe one can beat it if one in Tobias' words is "fucking cunning".
Yes, yes. I know what he's doing.
Fuck, this is the bottom, this.
Are you happy with your tactics?
It was a bad tactic. I should have closed my eyes.
Can I do it now?
Now I'm closing. It was not a flash. Blink is to close and open.
Fuck, how cunning.
This could go be a really good time, Tobias.
- What does time say? - You're approaching an hour.
Five, four -
- three, two, one ...
One hour!
Wow! It went well then.
You have such beautiful blue eyes when you have had closed eyes for a long time.
That set brings out the sea-like in your eyes.
- I'm slipping away. - Yes, do it.
I feel like a teacher, who in 3rd grade discovers -
- that one of the students could well jump up to 4. Should the difficulty level go up?
I had a terrible school time. I need some success.
- We all had that. - Here you have to bypass the system.
I was good at that.
Mark, one brilliant and four painful solutions. How were the points?
That's one point for Linda for a time of less than 5 seconds.
Two to Simon, three to Jonas, four to Sofie and five to Tobias Rahim -
- so as not to blink for 1 hour and 20 seconds.
We are missing a single task, but what does the position look like?
Tobias Rahim has been cunning and is at the forefront -
- with Jonas Mogensen right on his heels.
So there's still a chance, that you can sleep comfortably in your bed.
The crucial thing is who manages best in the last task.
As always, it runs off the stack right here on stage.
It's time for the first of the season final assignment. Who should read it aloud?
Since Linda does not win anything, you should be allowed.
I'm bringing my best in this one. I'll win this one.
Otherwise, Mark strips for all of you.
"Stack your buckets so they are higher than you." So yourself.
"When your tower is taller than yourself ..." Shut up now, Mark.
"... you must place a pea bag at the top of the tower -
- and place your hands on the hips. "
"Do not leave your marking. Fastest winner. "
- When does time start? - Now!
I would have made it too!
Linda!
Linda, I wanted to too!
- Are you happy with your tactics? - Yes! It's perfect.
- Did you follow the rules? - Yes, yes.
Simon, what did it say about the marking?
Simon has left the marking.
My buckets have been stolen completely illegal.
Stormester, I have it.
Do I not have it?
I was done, as fast as I blinked.
I love the imaginative bids to change at the same height -
- but it must be upright.
I get mad, if I get it in my head, Simon.
I never had ever imagined -
- it would develop as a forest child care on mushrooms.
It was Simon who stole my buckets.
Says the woman lying on the floor. Listen up.
Time out.
There was one who managed to build a tower higher than itself -
- place a pea bag on top and put your hands on your hips.
Let's just say that the tower stood for two seconds.
- But! - Thanks.
"Do not leave your marking throughout the task. "
During the entire task. So I want to say ...
You worked hard for it, but I must conclude:
I can not give points to anyone.
With zero points for all participants in the final assignment -
- who then won the remote control to Jonas' elevation bed?
Tobias Rahim has it.
Sneak up there and claim your prize.
I want to say something first. An ugly side of me came up today.
I just want to say that this prize tastes a little vague.
You don't think it already did so?
- You need to take that remote control. - I get to bring it home?
But the points no one can take away from Tobias, and they count in the race for -
- who can eventually take the trophy with home.
But Jonas can sleep comfortably.
I heard this from a kneeling monk at a pub on Lolland:
Thanks for tonight, he said.