No hands!
It holds!
It's gonna be delicious!
Holy shit.
Welcome to Stormester.
Would you please bend your neck and look up at the night sky with me.
Look! Five bright stars –
– which together form the constellation Stormester Season 6.
One of the five stars will soon shine brighter than the others.
Will it be Martin Johannes Larsen
Eva Jin
Sebastian Klein
Julie Rudbæk
... or Simon "Jul" Talbot?
Due to covid, Simon Talbot is again sitting in Simon Jul's place.
And by my side as always: Mark Le Fêvre.
In fact, Le Fêvre is French and means the snail-licker.
– No. – Yes it does.
I have actually allowed myself to investigate the matter a bit.
It turns out that Lasse is French and means tired.
Which is fitting as many of us are tired of your lousy French translations.
– Am I right? – There's complete silence.
Merde !
What a shame. It's funny,
Le Fêvre is actually French and means lack of popular support.
– What a coincidence – It's magic.
But I think we should keep this skate on track –
– and direct our attention to the contestants.
One of the five contestants has brought an item that will be up for grabs.
Oui.
And Martin, that's you.
It's up there.
Holy cow.
Would you like to say a few words about why it's so special?
Well I hardly need to.
It is, after all, the Rolls-Royce of instant coffee.
It's a Café Crema. I don't have much left.
It is intensity six.
There are approximately 100 cups in it. Shut up, that's a lot!
It's silky smooth.
And when you taste it, then...
Then you dream yourself back to...
... Switzerland, or wherever it's crushed.
Shouldn't we get started? What task do we set out with?
We start with some tootsies. Not the human kind.
– Chicky chicky chicky. – Great!
– I'm an animal lover. – How lovely.
Let me try ... They don't like me.
– Do you have chickens? – A little. 300-400.
– Lets see what happens. – "Get exactly 11..."
"Non-human feet on the mat."
– "The 11 feet..." – "Must be on the mat for 3 seconds."
"You cannot hold more than one chicken..."
"At any time."
"Fastest wins. Time starts now."
So I have to catch them on the mat?
– I need some bait. – What do chickens eat?
Let me quickly turn to Martin.
Why didn't we see you in the clip where the task is explained?
Because it has nothing to do with chickens for me.
– What happened? – We were recording during a pandemic.
To make it all a little more interesting –
– bird flu starts spreading.
And we dared not take the chance. For the sake of your health.
We therefore got puppies instead.
Sweetie.
Doggo!
Aw, doggo
Hi doggo. Oh doggo.
I can hardly do this ... Doggo!
Can you help Uncle Martin open it?
"Get exactly 11 non-human feet on the mat."
"Fastest wins."
Where do we begin, Mark? There are five solutions –
– to the same task, but with slightly different variables thrown in.
We start with you, Martin, but also Julie.
You had slightly different experiences. There was joy to witness over there.
There was a little more fear over here. Mostly among the chickens.
Do you have any chicken feed?
Come on! All my chickens. This way.
Woofy, look here. Come here.
Now look here.
Calm down, friends. I'll give you food.
Come on, doggos!
The giantess is coming! They're so close now, Mark.
Good boy. Yes, come here.
Yes, come here.
– Four, eight ... Only 11? – Yes.
Step inside.
– Hello, now go in. Enter! – Nine.
No, so you want one foot in. Five of you stay up there.
I don't even want to solve the task, they're too cute.
Very good. Very good. Very good. Then you just have to see.
– I think it's there! – One, two ... Did it go out?
Is it there? Yes.
They're scared of me now, Mark.
– Are you counting? – One, two, three. There.
Yes!
– Who's the world's cutest dog? – Let's drive, Mark.
– There were 11. – Can I have some times?
Martin, you did it in five minutes and four seconds.
That was pretty good. Pretty good.
The giantess couldn't keep up.
You spent eight minutes and 41 seconds.
Not bad, I thought it was longer.
These are two great times. Do you have some that can make it even better?
I actually do. But let's first see Eva.
I'm curious to see what you guys got out of it.
Can I find other feet? Insects or something?
Don't they usually sit in the trees?
There are no insects when it rains.
11 feet ... Wait a minute, Mark. Animals have two feet!
I can't cut off a leg.
It's a crazy task.
I'll catch them.
Can't we just buy some animals?
Hi, this is Eva. Do you know how many legs a walking stick has?
Oh! Hold on. A foot?
Foot ... What the hell has a foot?
Are those feet on the bathtub?
– Now we got four. – So far, so good.
A foot. A foot.
– That's five. – Five feet!
Get in.
That way. Is there an app that says like a chicken?
There we go.
– How many do we have? – You're done.
You don't have to spend so much energy when it solves itself.
I even found a chicken sound.
Shut up, there were many different plans at play.
I'm sorry to use you as an expert witness again.
Are there no insects when it rains?
No, there are still insects when it rains.
They hide a little better, but they are there.
They weren't there.
I can't argue against that.
If they aren't sitting in the trees, then they aren't there.
A completely planted garden, but there was not a single insect.
– That's what insect poison does. – No no.
When insects get wet, they die. You might not know that.
And that's why they disappear when it rains.
– Even you can learn something here. – That's it, I'm sucking up knowledge.
You managed to place 11 non-human feet.
There are four lion's feet, one cake pan foot...
I was just thinking. I just walk in and then I think:
Well, you can't just pick up a chicken.
I wouldn't walk into the garden and pick up a house sparrow.
So the first thing I do is I get myself a lasso.
But you get the job done. And that gives her what time?
The other four together use a time of 17 minutes and 11 seconds.
So we have that for comparison. Eva...
You spent 20 minutes and 37 seconds.
The task was solved.
12 minutes were spent talking to the poor woman in the pet store –
– about how many feet a walking stick has.
You never explained why, so she really had a bad day.
I thought: Couldn't we have some stick insects brought out?
There you thought: I'm stealing precious time by having animals brought to me.
I was standing in front of I don't know how many chickens and I thought: That's impossible!
I've tried the lasso. What the hell am I supposed to do?
But isn't a walking stick an insect? So it would die out in the garden.
Eva Jin, you solved the task.
You revealed that it took longer than the other four combined.
So the last two must have been really fast.
Yes, we start with Sebastian who calls himself an animal expert.
Although he doesn't know that insects die when it rains.
That was five. Easy.
What does the task say?
Motherfucker.
I need something other than a chicken foot.
There. There are 11 non-human feet on this thing now.
Pleasure to work with you.
Can't you lure those chickens with something other than "the giantess is coming" –
– or with an app?
Sebastian doesn't need that. What sound did you make?
– Was that intuition? – Chickens react to it.
Now I didn't know those chickens, but they were fairly tame.
When people feed chickens, they make that sound.
And so many chickens associate that sound with food.
I was throwing grass to them.
It was the sound that led them to believe that it ... No shit.
Impressive.
I've tried the same thing with crows. It didn't work so well.
I don't know if I hit the tone a little wrong. "Ah!"
– I was out in a canoe. – What does the crow say again?
Ah!
I wanted to impress my friends. I had seen it in a show.
– What kind of show? – A show you made.
That was a good show.
Am I right that Sebastian Klein has a really fast time?
– Two minutes and 34 seconds. – Uh, that's good.
But we need to see Simon Jul. I look forward to –
– having explained why he's so good at this.
Come come come.
– Yes, come here. – Two so far.
Six.
– Come, come, come. – Eight ... ten. You only need one.
– Come on. – One, two three. It's there.
God, that's crazy.
He exhibits ornithological superiority.
He makes one of them stand with one leg outside.
"Come, come, come. Stop, stop, stop."
What time have we noted him for?
Your client, the chicken whisperer from Grenå, does it in 52 seconds.
– Shut up, it's fast! – He's a genius.
Make it rain.
I would like a task that presents me with an illusion.
I'm in the mood to be entertained. What do you have?
Then you'll be damn happy.
Hello.
– Hello in the house. – May I sit?
Bananas and a monkey.
– "Get the biggest thing..." – "To disappear."
"You may not make use of editing techniques."
– "Biggest thing ..." – "... disappearing most suddenly ..."
"Wins."
– "You have 30 minutes." – "Time starts now."
The question is what you consider big.
"Largest thing disappearing suddenly."
Can we get a smoke bomb?
We could blow up one hell of a big balloon.
It must be large and disappear suddenly.
I'm hearing of big smoke bombs and a hell of a big balloon.
So where do we start?
Let's start with the damn big balloon over at Sebastian.
Are you ready? Okay.
– I feel you have to count down. – Three, two, one.
And it was gone! I might have expected something else.
No, no, no...
What happened was, I wasn't allowed to use any editing techniques.
But it's clear the the editing has ruined ....
No, I'm kidding. It did not go so well.
Maybe not.
I had imagined... But...
– You could have punctured it. – I could have done so much!
But I chose to inflate it, and it took quite a long time.
So it was what you call a damp squib.
Mark, I still want to see something big disappear suddenly.
Can we continue the hunt?
Now we will experience both Eva and Simon Jul –
– working with the same object. They make your house disappear.
Very ambitious. That's the nicest thing I can say about it.
Make the biggest thing disappear.
Flushing things in the loo is always funny, but there's a size limitation.
Can you dissolve something with acid?
– What are you thinking? – A smoke machine.
I will make the house disappear and I need smoke.
My good idea isn't doing much.
– Are you looking? – Yes.
– Where is it? It's gone, right? – There's no house now.
Well, there it was.
That's my take. I had a house disappear quite suddenly.
It's so nice when you had a lousy solution –
– and the next ones are even worse.
– That was horrible. – Simon's solution was great.
We should to be able to see the house, and then not.
The only way, unless you level the house –
– is to make it disappear from sight. The simplest way: shovel.
Five points. It's a clear five.
– Okay. – Team Simon!
Eva, you haven't been able to contain yourself since you saw your own illusion.
That was so bad. I haven't seen how you filmed it.
In my head it was suddenly gone!
– At least you went for it. – Yeah, I aimed high.
And then I fell with a bang, but ...
What courage.
I wanted to see something big disappear suddenly.
So far I've seen things slowly not disappearing.
I'm so hungry now, Mark. What do you have to offer?
Julie Rudbæk, you stand out a bit –
– because you actually succeeded very well.
Oh?
Bernstorff Park. Lovely place.
Did you seen the latest art exhibition?
– No, I heard... – It's really good.
Look here, Mark. Das große Entling.
– Shut up, it's big. – An impressive work of art.
– How much does it weigh? – Well over 500 tonnes.
– I'm wondering how they got it here. – But great that it worked.
Look, there's a bird.
– I don't see any? – Ah, it flew again.
What the hell...?
Magic!
– That's what I asked for. – And I almost didn't hit it.
You're not a magician, so how did you do it?
She had a shovel.
– With a duck drawn on it. – How cool that would be.
It was a little optical illusion.
– I have a little film. – Shouldn't we just reveal it?
– I'm wondering how they got it here. – But great that it worked.
Look, there's a bird.
I don't see any?
Voilà.
Yes yes. It disappeared.
– But what are we missing? – We're missing Martin.
He's had himself pierced, he's had his shins smashed...
You're ready to go to great lengths and sacrifice something in the hope of five points.
But you can also go too far.
– Can I read something first? – Yes.
This is a small excerpt from Paul. Good old apostle.
Good old.
He was a champ. Paul's first letter to the Corinthians:
"If I speak in the tongues of mortals and of angels –
– but do not have love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal."
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy."
"It does not boast, it is not proud."
"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love."
"But the greatest of these is love."
Take it away, Mark.
I ask you, Martin Johannes Larsen:
Do you take Sara-Lisa Schuster-Rossel for your wedded wife?
Nah.
– What? – No. That's a no.
– Is this your real wedding? – And the real girlfriend.
That wasn't a staged sketch. It was filmed at ...
My wedding.
And yes, so...
That was a weird after party, wasn't it?
It was ... There's a lot of talk about optimizing and streamlining.
That you get stressed and have to remember to say no.
Not always. In some situations it's okay to say yes.
You can also say a single word.
And with it disappear love, in-laws, the respect of many people –
– a fairly large deposit with some restaurateur, a honeymoon...
You know what doesn't disappear? Five points for Martin Johannes Larsen.
Then there are four very clear points for Julie –
– as the more literal solution.
And then it gets difficult. It's crowded at the back of the bus.
For a brave effort that could have succeeded: Three points for Eva.
It was beautiful. Pretty good.
It took a while, but something big did disappear.
Two points for Sebastian. And to Simon Talbot/Jul ...
You know what?
If it's gonna be like that, I don't wanna be here anymore.
I think they were a little spoiled with the last task. Pure fun and creativity.
I think we can turn up the heat –
– and maybe grill our contestants a bit.
Well, I have a really tedious task.
My asthmatic lungs say we don't need to do that again.
Good day.
– Oh yes of course. – There's hay.
– Do you like that? – Yes.
– Let me guess. – Is someone hiding in there?
– I need to find a needle. – Is there a dwarf in there?
– Shall we look? – Gladly.
– "Find the needle in the haystack." – "Fastest needle found wins."
"Time starts now."
Oh my God. Oh, how cool.
There a lot of hay compared to a needle.
We need a magnet. Boom.
Magnet on a stick. Are there fridge magnets?
I'm looking forward to it.
It's a beguilingly simple task: The fastest needle found wins.
But it's never that simple with us, right?
It's almost impossible to find a needle in a haystack.
So we left a guideline in the most literal sense.
There are some that nicely llustrate how easily it can be done:
Simon and Sebastian.
"Time starts now."
– There's a needle in the haystack? – Yes.
Ah, but then.
What is this? Sewing thread.
Which is attached to a needle.
There is more sewing thread here.
Here. Ta-dah!
There. I couldn't have done that much faster.
I usually do it faster, but I'm choking on hay fever.
I'll go take an allergy pill.
Both me and Simon felt pretty stupid just ...
Then when you find a thread, you say: "Ah, there's a meaning."
Let me join that condescending tone, cause there are three more contestants coming.
"We felt completely idiotic."
Well, but he found the thread and won.
Why did they find the thread?
Simon stumbles over it and you dig around in the hay a bit.
It's a huge gift for you, because it results in some pretty impressive times.
Simon, your client found the needle after three minutes and 24 seconds.
Sebastian, a little slower. Six minutes and 40 seconds.
That's hysterically much better than all the others.
If they're so bad, can we see how they get along?
Let's see Eva, Martin and Julie.
Now look at this.
You just need to muck about a bit.
It's nice and soft. Come down here.
Isn't that nice? Let me know if you find a needle.
Shut up, there's a lot of hay!
I think it's here.
Nah. All over again.
I assume the needle isn't loose in here. Do we have hay somewhere else?
– Yes! I believe it. – Did you find it?
No. I'll try again.
– There isn't a loose needle, is there? – I have bad news for you.
– I think it's here. – Then let's do it straw by straw.
– No. – Okay... Calm down.
Hey, Mark!
I probably shouldn't have messed it up like that.
Oops.
– What do you find? – There's a string, Mark!
– There might be something here. – Have you found it?
– Yes! – Progress.
No...!
I think it's here. No, it wasn't that one.
Back on track. Now we just have to follow it without it breaking.
– What have you found? – A string.
Yes. Yes!
Yes! OK!
Yes! Yes!
Stop the clock!
No, it's broken.
Oh, how good. I'm getting points today, Mark.
Yes!
Whoa, look now. Please.
There was my needle.
– Was it terrible? – We got allergies after that.
I have to go back to just before we saw the three of you.
I heard Eva say:
"This was one of my good tasks."
Yes, that's why I was a bit confused when I wasn't one of the first three.
"That's a bit weird."
– How are their times? – Julie, you spend 13 minutes.
– That's not so bad. – I remember it as longer.
Eva, you spent 28 minutes.
I think that's good.
You were drenched in sweat at the end, Martin.
And I understand that because you were rolling around for 35 minutes.
What a rough round for Martin. Should we take on another task?
– What now? – We have to do something different.
You're ready to roll around in the hay for 35 minutes.
You flush a wedding in the hope of five points.
Your pain threshold is very high. It's impressive.
I thought it might be interesting to see: How far is Martin, and only Martin ...
No no no no!
Can we see Martin's task?
Sorry, Martin. But at least it was a pretty great song.
– Hi, Mark. – Hi, Martin.
I really need to pee. That might be of use.
I don't know.
"Listen to this song for the longest time." Then it was stupid that I didn't piss.
"You must sit in the chair blindfolded. Longest listening time wins."
Let me take a piss.
A great track, Mark. I can sit here until tomorrow.
– Epic sax guy! – Yes.
Are you ashamed?
– Well it's a great song. – That's an easy task.
– Not quite. – You just had to sit and listen?
It begins as a simple task for Martin.
Should we see how he does?
I can give you an insight into where we are.
It's a bit of torture.
Would it be cool if I try to get some sleep?
I'm trying to sleep from it. It's horrible to listen to.
Rock, paper, scissors, Mark.
Mark, rock, paper, scissors. Do you want to? Did something happen?
Mark, are you still here?
Mark?
Mark, I'll take them off now.
It's amazing to be able to sit here all alone.
That's not okay.
It's torture.
How long did he last?
One hour, eight minutes and 16 seconds.
It's actually quite long when listening to music –
– where the hook lasts seven seconds, and then it starts over.
You listened to this…
– No, damn it, man. – Are you having flashbacks?
You heard that 585 times.
– But he doesn't get any points? – I'm the one who gives out points.
I don't know if this helps.
It would be immoral of me to give you points for a task the others didn't have a go at.
– So I don't get points? – No, you don't.
– But thank you, Martin. – Thank you, but I'm speechless.
A small clarifying question:
Now we have a young person who is humiliated in every possible way.
Is there any way that he –
- in this task, could have gotten points -
- since the man sits with zero points?
Of course, that's perfectly fine with me. Just for clarity.
The last time you defended Martin, he scored five points.
In that case let's forget all about Martin's crap.
We wipe the board clean, and I ask Mark:
We still have one task before the final. It was solved at my house.
That is completely correct. And I must warn all viewers at home:
These are strong images, but I feel fine again now.
– Oh my god. – Ouch.
Oh... No!
Awww, Mark.
– Why do you have ketchup on your forehead? – I got the door slammed on my head.
– That looks deadly. – Now it's gone.
– Huh. – My stomach just turned a bit.
– "Make a realistic ..." – "Injury with food."
"You have ten minutes to make a shopping list."
"And 20 minutes to make the injury."
"Most realistic and brutal injury wins."
– "Time starts now." – Great. We need ketchup.
And gravy browning.
– This is going to be good. – Nice.
Tonight has turned out to be a show of illusions.
Here I request a realistic and brutal looking injury –
– which can horrify and outrage. I want to shudder a little when I see it.
So you think: I know it's not real, but...
– That's what we're looking for, Mark. – We start in a slightly different place.
Well, depending on what you're afraid of.
After all, the word 'skade' has more than one meaning –
– which both Eva and Martin latch onto. ['skade' means both 'injury' and 'magpie']
Well, a 'skade' is also a bird.
I have an idea.
So we just need to buy a chicken.
It's just a matter of browning it a little.
– Are you ready to see a 'skade'? – I've been waiting.
The body.
A huge pleasure. Swoop!
A magpie has a long one here. This might be really good.
Oops.
The head does not look like a magpie. It should have a bigger beak.
It was so easy in my head. That's a magpie beak.
It will be really nice.
What else do we need to make it look like a magpie?
I can do no more. It is perfect.
It's absolutely crazy how well we're solving this task.
No thanks.
– Why don't you want lemon cake? – Because you've been touching a raw chicken.
That's a 'skade'. hat should be five points, Mark.
You work with marzipan and dead bird respectively.
Eva, how is it that you, who now see Martin working in marzipan –
– manage to make your dead bird look less like a bird –
– than it did when you started?
It's a bit difficult to answer.
But mine has a small detail. It has a dead mouse in its mouth.
– That's realistic. – Which magpies eat, Sebastian.
They love dead mice.
I thought that might add some points.
It's dangerous to go with a solution that requires you to make a specific bird –
– when you sit here with an ornithologist.
Sebastian, does it look like magpie?
I think Martin is on the right track.
I want to say something positive, Eva.
It could be a magpie that has been exposed to an injury.
Ah, yes.
What part don't you think looks right?
It had to be brutal so it has a little axe in its claw.
– It has an axe? – Yes, of Kit Kat and cheese.
That's quite brutal, right?
That's really cool.
Two solutions. Both take the task wording quite literally.
We got two birds. Is this how the other three solve the task?
We are going to you, Julie Rudbæk. Good advice for everyone over 30:
If you can choose between stairs or a semi-high jump, take the stairs.
We are ready!
– Mark, come on. – No, I'll take the stairs.
– Why? You can easily jump. – It's a bit far.
Seriously? Now let's jump.
– That's a huge detour. – I'll just take the stairs.
Then I jump.
– Did anything happen? – You probably shouldn't look.
– No, no! – Damn it, Julie.
– I should have taken the stairs. – I told you so.
I love your little story.
A little history.
No no.
Always take the stairs.
A dangerous leg fracture. A bit ironic that the leg's skin color suggests –
– that you have just had the cast removed from another fracture.
I was very pale last summer.
– Who's next? – Sebastian Klein. I want to warn you:
If Sebastian ever invites you for a nice day of badminton –
– beware. He has a furious smash.
It does not specifically say that the injury must be on me.
No.
Le Fêvre and Klein.
Quick return. Le Fêvre ... Klein.
– Mark? – No no no!
Mark, are you okay?
– Oh wow. – What happend?
You know, it's a dangerous sport.
I think you might need stitches.
– Did I win? – Yes, you were very good.
Whew.
Should we be afraid of Sebastian Klein's smash or the shuttlecock here?
It's an insanely dangerous game. I warn everyone against playing it.
It can cause severe damage.
It's almost an open skull fracture.
Mark, you have first-hand experience with –
– what culinary materials were used for the infury here.
The injury we just saw directly on my face -
– was a lot of entrails. A warm summer day.
Yes, apparently you don't mind that next to your eyes –
– but you're not touching a lemon cake that's been near a chicken.
Mark, we still need to see Simon's injury.
We are in for a classic. We're talking architect lamp, bottle ship –
– a little too much ...
Exactly.
I will do one of the most characteristic injuries.
Falls asleep under the lamp and gets burned.
Mark, damn it...!
No, stay perfectly still!
What the hell have you been doing? We haven't seen you for a week.
– Bottle ship. – No, you've been in the bottles again.
Just keep sleeping. Nothing's wrong.
– See ya. – Bye bye.
I saw at least two of the other contestants react like this…
... when they saw the injury. That's realism.
Simon, how was this damage done?
It's super simple.
He cut off the top of my head and put it on Mark's.
I sacrificed myself for Team Simon.
– As we all know, you have an edible crown. – And he heals up very nicely.
We can't all do these Sebastian injuries that improve Mark's looks.
Wow.
There is something interesting about taking a task very literally.
I don't recognize the bird as a magpie, Eva. It has an axe.
But you get one point for it.
Julie and Martin are fighting for the next points. Two points for Julie, three for Martin.
No doubt about how the rest of the points are distributed.
– It smells of coffee. – Super disgusting, but four points.
And then five points for a terrible burn –
– served by Simon Jul.
I'm just showing up and scoring points.
I'm not doing shit here.
Who would be looking forward to the Rolls-Royce of coffee –
- if we didn't have one more task to solve on stage?
The Crema is currently going to Team Simon and Simon.
There is a single task missing.
The positions may yet change. The final task, here on stage, right now.
Mark, we don't know what the task is until it's read out loud.
Who will read tonight's final task?
I had imagined it would be you, Julie.
Here you go. You're welcome.
"Build the tallest toilet roll tower on your mark."
"You have one minute. After the time is up, stand behind the rope—
– and toss one of your shoes at a tower of your choice."
"Don't move the rope or the markings."
"Tallest tower after everyone has tossed a shoe wins."
Any doubts or questions?
Is it three-ply?
Are you ready to build a tower?
You start on Mark's signal. Mark, set them off on my signal.
– Mark, start the task. – Begin!
Ten seconds.
Three, two, one ... Time is up!
The decisive factor is not who at the present time –
– has been the builder of the tallest tower.
The interesting thing is: Who has the tallest tower –
– when five shoes are thrown? And they will be thrown in turn.
The person with the most points gets to throw a shoe first.
That's you, the representative of Team Simon, Simon. Step behind the rope.
It was not so wise to build an unstable one.
Simon, on behalf of Team Simon...
– Who do you want to aim for and why? – I'm going after Martin's tower.
It's the furthest away, so these pussies don't dare throw at it.
So to channel Simon's confidence I go for it.
Also because it's tall.
Simon, throw your shoe when you're ready.
No!
– Sorry, Simon. – Sebastian, you have the next most points.
You only get your shoe back if you hit a tower.
– No, okay. – Well, Sebastian. Who are you after?
I'm going after Simon's tower.
Holy shit.
– Okay ...! That was good. – Strong.
– Who's next? – Martin, step closer.
I don't know if it motivates you, but imagine a morning without coffee.
Holy shit.
I actually think I'm going for Sebastian.
Well, why that?
I have carried you hand and foot through this show.
I see it as a duty that you...
– Do you see that? – Okay, point taken.
Then we only have two shoes left. Mark, the penultimate shoe ...
Who's going to hurl it against a tower of toilet rolls?
The penultimate shoe will be hurled off by you, Julie.
We're even. Two.
Sorry, Martin.
– What? – Come on, Julie!
No!
– It's deceiving. – It's the angle!
That was a shame, but here you are.
We see a few favorites in play.
It's up to Eva Jin to try to put one of them out of the game.
Step closer, Eva.
If the two of us go out for brunch tomorrow...
– Free eggs and bacon on me. – That shoe is heavy.
It doesn't matter to me, you might say.
So it would be interesting to know ...
Now it's personal. Who do I like best?
– Who do you like best? – I can't say that here.
Are you so shy of conflict that you want to toss a shoe after your own tower?
Oh...
– I don't know what to do. – Take your time. It's completely alright.
Remember: We share a wardrobe. We're having fun.
This sucks!
Who dare I throw at? I'm throwing ...
Regardless of the value one places in that choice, we can conclude –
– that after two shelling attempts, Martin's toilet roll tower survived –
- as the tallest of the five. That means he gets five points.
But who will take the Crema home? Who is tonight's winner?
I have good news for a pressed man, because the winner is you, Martin.
That's insane!
– You won after all. – How good.
Martin Johannes Larsen wasn't used to the sweetness of victory.
Best evidenced by the fact that just before he took his own prize –
– he asked me: "How do I actually get up there?"
All that remains to be said is something I once heard from a bony young man –
– as I passed him in an alley. He said, "Thank you for tonight."
Lyrics: Karl Wagner Danish Video Text