Ho-ho-ho!
How does one wrap a slap?
- Christmas strippers. - What?
Is it okay if I hit you?
Happy...
I really did well.
Serve the Glögg! [hot Christmas punch]
Hooray!
Welcome to a special Christmas edition of Stormester.
Here on stage it smells a bit of fir and goodies.
It has its natural explanation.
I had Mark rub my naked body with evergreens and confectionery,
just to be sure that I’m in the Christmas spirit.
Who can look forward, tonight, to being awarded the Christmas trophy -
- from my sugary, resinous fingers?
The candidates are: Puk Elgård.
Mathias Helt.
Natasha Brock.
Carsten Eskelund.
And Tobias Dybvad.
No Santa without reindeer bucket. [name for reindeers pulling sleigh]
No Stormester without assistant. Mark le Fêvre.
- How is it going? - Really nice.
The Christmas season can, for some, be a time -
- where time passes very slowly. You wait with anticipation.
I have come up with a game that can speed that process up a little.
I think we should just try this.
I have called it "Mark or Lasse?"
There will be some questions.
Then one can answer if one thinks it is...
...or...
- We can try. - One answers by...?
Yes, let us hear some questions.
Who is the smartest?
Who is best at cleaning up?
Who has difficulty sleeping -
- because their workload has created a mind clutter -
- that makes so much noise inside the head -
- that the person wishes to go back to the time as a fetus?
That is me.
Very Christmassy.
It was nice to end on one of the easy ones.
Now we rejoice over new inventions -
- why not give attention to the trophy that is competed for?
And it stands right there.
Is it not a wonder? My head in the purest caramelized almond.
Don't you become completely deliciously afraid?
- It's quite scary. - Little cockroaches that will eat you.
I have a phobia of holes. That things could come out of.
In a little while, it the head hatches, and then we all die.
I have a phobia of things that look like you.
And thus in the Christmas mood...
The participants have solved tasks in the spirit of the holiday. Which task first?
We start with a Christmas tradition, namely the Christmas movie.
Most already have a favorite.
It might be "Home Alone", "Love Actually" -
- or "Die Hard", if you have good taste.
But now possibly a new classic is coming up.
December is a lovely month, Mark.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
There are really hung stockings and Santa Claus costumes up, huh?
- What do you eat on Christmas Eve? - Duck.
I am not interested in what you are eating. If you expected chit-chat.
Not at all. I have gotten to know you.
"Make a scene from a Christmas movie."
"Your scene should start with you waking up on the table in the office -
- and end with the phone ringing."
"Your scene should start with you picking up the phone..."
- "...and end with you running..." - "...out the door. And end with...
"...a roll fall. The scene ends with you giving..."
"...Mark a slap in the kitchen."
"Your scene should end with you falling over at the table."
- "You should play Santa..." - "...in this costume."
- "Best scene wins." - "You have 45 minutes."
- "Your time starts now." - I might as well put that on.
- Is it okay if I hit you? - I have a huge hand.
I have been doing karate.
Oh no, that won't do.
I need to find a red phone and a room.
Ho-ho-ho!
When you see the others reading their tasks aloud -
- there are some gears that fall into place.
Yes.
- Which ones? - It connects.
Oh, okay.
Mark, how do we do this?
We have to watch the movie in full length, where your scenes blend into each other.
That sounded a bit disgusting, but it really wasn't...
But from all of us to all of you, merry Christmas.
- Did I fall asleep? - You've been gone for six hours.
That's the advantage of my job. I get paid for the time used.
I'm so tired of this.
It's the same every year: Presents, sleigh rides, and reindeer.
That's probably the myth too?
I'm not a myth. I'm Santa Claus.
I'm 700 years old. I can just feel doors closing.
I would, for example, like to form a band.
So give me a sign, so I don't have to make a decision myself.
Ho-ho-ho, it's Santa Claus. Who am I speaking to?
- Who do you think you are? - Don't call me.
It's my birthday!
A whole month for your birthday. So just get over yourself.
I don't understand how people can get into your crappy story.
"Look at me, I'm struggling leading up to Christmas."
You think it's better that people believe in a nepo baby -
- whose success is due to his father.
People dress up like me for Christmas, Jesus.
Can you hear yourself?
You could only get 12 lazy guys to follow you.
That is right on the edge.
Are you going home to cry to your mother?
Mention my mother one more time! I fucking challenge you.
Come down to my workshop now. Then we'll settle who Christmas is about.
It's just damn fine.
- Prepare to meet your father again. - See you.
One man...
...takes up the fight...
...against wage slaves...
...and picket-breakers.
No-one shall prevent Santa from distributing the children's gifts. Ho-ho-ho!
Over my dead body. The gifts belong to me.
- Now we go in there and have a good time. - Yes, we have a good time.
We go in and eat rice pudding. Then you shouldn't pig out on it.
Off we go. Have fun, for God's sake!
What? Did you say something?
Merry Christmas.
Wow! You are really good.
For you also, this work is a gala premiere.
What do you think of the result?
We should patent it now. Because that is pre-Christmas TV.
A very short Christmas film, though.
I was suddenly struck by some Susanne Bier [film director] social realism.
One sits and thinks: "God, how Christmas is just a lovely holiday".
But we must remember that for many people, Christmas is terrible.
- You must certainly not forget that. - If there is an opportunity, it is now.
I think that two days with one's family is more than enough.
That was just what I wanted to say.
Merry Christmas, mom and dad and the rest of the gang.
I am in a Christmas mood. No-one shall get 1 point.
But there is one who gets 2 points.
Carsten Eskelund.
The trailer and the computer game are successful. 3 points to you.
The showdown between Santa Claus and Jesus hits the nail on the head.
5 points to Natasha, and 4 to Mathias Helt.
Merry Christmas!
Mark, shall we not take another task?
We are going to something that quickly could develop into a Christmas game.
It only requires peppernuts, [spiced festive cookies] flippers, a lot of flour -
- and a good vacuum cleaner, for it can become quite the damn mess.
It smells burnt.
Merry Christmas, Carsten.
The traditional Christmas table.
You may put on your... Ohhh!
You just have to put the flippers on your hands.
- Before I open the letter? - Yes please.
- Do you need a little help? - I have a big hand.
They could complicate it all.
I have knitted a wool sweater with both hands in flippers.
It was difficult enough already, but this didn't make it easier.
- What do we have there? - Flour.
There is something inside the flour.
This is half the joy. Look at that!
Oops.
"Put five peppernuts in the small bowl."
- "You must wear the flippers..." - "...like gloves."
"Most flour on the plate, when time is up, wins."
- "You have five minutes." - "Your time starts now."
Where are the peppernuts? Not here.
Maybe it's there.
It's not about how quickly you solve the task -
- but about how much flour is left on the plate -
- when the five peppernuts lie in the bowl.
You have been asked to complete the entire task -
- wearing flippers.
- That's correct. - That sounds complicated.
Unless there's an easier way to do it. Is there?
Than messing with flour while wearing flippers?
There is a much easier way.
It just requires finding it, Dybvad, Carsten, and Mathias.
"Most flour on the plate, when time is up, wins."
I know there's something I can use in the room.
Probably one of the stockings. Otherwise, they wouldn't be hanging here.
No, how annoying!
Oops, there was one right here.
Then you just need four more.
There was one.
Is there something in the stocking, Mark? "I can't say."
Oops!
- What is the time? - One and a half minutes.
Oh, no!
That is not a peppernut.
- It is a Dumle of a kind. [chocolate-covered toffees] - A Malteser.
Big idiot.
Oh, was it a Malteser?
No, one more Malteser. If they are all Maltesers...
Peppernut.
That was one more Malteser.
Just missing the last one.
Like that. So easily can it be done.
I am losing, Mark.
Three, two...
See you.
No...!
- The time is up. - I have found 150 peppernuts.
I am really disappointed with myself.
How does it feel -
- to find so many easily accessible peppernuts just too late?
It feels just as annoying as remembering the trip home in the car -
- and just cursing and swearing.
I just notice that I do a Mathias Helt-classic -
- and forget what the task is -
- as I tip the little bowl onto the big bowl of flour.
Something in my head suddenly: "Should there be flour in the little bowl?"
No, there should be peppernuts, I remember now.
I am curious about the points.
I wonder if it's a 5 for me again.
Tobias, you are the only one who is noted for an approved result.
There are five peppernuts in the bowl.
Then some others are an even bigger idiot than oneself is.
It’s about how much flour is left on the plate.
And no-one did it better than Tobias Dybvad.
We will see Natasha Brock in a type of solution, that...
It doesn’t make the others look stupid...
...but it doesn’t make them look smart either.
This looks very... What is it now?
Ta-da.
One.
Two, three, four.
But there are five here.
Oh, seriously.
I really did this really well.
I have indeed cheated a little.
Should you reveal it?
This is a Filipino game -
- that I have played since I was little.
One was supposed to find rubber bands in sand with the help of sticks.
So my mother has apparently trained me completely Mr. Miyagi-like -
- all my life, to participate in the Christmas episode of Stormester.
Mark, how much flour is left on the plate -
- after the five peppernuts have been moved to Natasha's bowl?
In relation to Dybvad, it is much better.
To start with, there are 2,900 grams of flour.
When you are done, Natasha, there is...
...only 10 grams less!
We are missing Puk Elgård, or as I call her: Puk Elgård.
That is correct.
I can no longer look at you, without thinking of a German shepherd.
Both because of the elegant mane, but also the sensitive snout.
"Your time starts now."
One must assume they are down here. Or what? Look under the table.
It really smells of peppernuts right here.
Are you okay?
It really smells of peppernuts over there.
Two and a half minutes.
Hey, they are up here.
- They are here. - Oh, those.
Puk Elgård is half German Shepherd.
One, two, three...
...four...
...five.
- Well done. - One could smell it.
Merry Christmas.
Bravo!
Is your nose tuned into peppernuts, or is it just sensitive?
When I can smell something very strongly, then I cannot hear in return.
And that is true.
So when I, for example, am at a disco -
- or at a concert, then I cannot smell anything.
When one of my senses gets overstimulated, the other one shuts down.
That's how it is. It's true.
So... now I'm looking at you, Mark, and I cannot hear anything.
I find it easier to believe that you get back pain from eating potatos.
But this is true.
I do not know if there is anyone who can explain it.
- There is not. - There is no-one who can.
So if you stepped in a poop, you get nothing out of a concert?
No, I do not.
But well...
Some good advice, Tobias: If we are together, and you fart -
- you can turn up the car radio, then I cannot smell it.
If you step in a poop at a concert, then you do not notice the poop.
- It can also be in that order. - So you cannot smell a loud fart?
There are countless combinations.
You are a scientific mystery, but also highly skilled.
She is nowhere near the flour. So let us get some points.
Zero points to Carsten and Mathias.
Then there are 3 points to Tobias, 4 to Natasha -
- and to our collective shepherd, Puk Elgård, 5 Christmas points.
I feel generous. Do you have one more task?
We are going to a task I really have been looking forward to.
We are in a leap year, which also means -
- that it is now your turn to give me a gift.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Carsten.
What strength.
Shall we wrap gifts?
- Is this Santa's gift workshop? - It's not far from it.
- "To Mark..." - "From Lasse".
"Give Mark a home-made gift from the Stormester."
"The gift the Stormester most wants to give Mark wins."
- "You have until Christmas." - "The time starts now." The dream task!
So it's a gift from Lasse to you, that I have home-made?
I need to get into Lasse's head.
- It’s about what he wants to give. - Exactly.
Does he have something you really want, beyond confidence?
How do you wrap a slap?
Haven't you always wanted a nice roll of tape?
One is always looking for a roll of tape. So it's nice to have one.
- Have you worked in a store? - Yes, at Ådalsparkens Service Center.
Rented hotel rooms. [you can rent hotel rooms from a kiosk]
Merry Christmas.
I delegate my sweet thoughts.
And I hope you have made an effort, because Mark deserves it.
Are you looking forward to it?
Yes, but I am a bit confused about who the gifts are from.
Which participant would you like to receive a gift from me from first?
A gift from you from Natasha.
Christmas is truly the festival of hearts.
When one has to give gifts, it is about -
- fulfilling whatever is inside the heart of the receiver.
Isn't it beautiful wrapping? You never get to open tasks.
So I made a big task for you.
Wait. Mark, you should not hold the hanger yourself.
- Can't you help out, Tobias? - Of course.
No...!
What have I come up with?
You are not a Stormester, but you are a great buddy. ['stor' means 'big', 'grand', 'great' etc]
Wow!
- I painted it by hand. - Did you?
He has become genuinely happy.
Oh, Mark...!
Oh, come on.
Wow.
It is beautiful, Natasha.
Totally amazing.
Such an idea I could have gotten myself if you had told me that.
- Yes, right? - That was a good start.
Who would you like to open a Christmas gift from me from now?
- It will be Carsten Eskelund. - Good.
Good.
Now I will just be a little serious.
Mark and Lasse have sat here for a number of seasons -
- but they do not talk to each other outside these settings.
They live 400 meters from each other.
And not once have they had a cup of coffee together.
Christmas is about reaching out and giving a gift.
So I have given a gift some men do not dare to give.
But it is important, because we must reach out. We are social beings.
So, on behalf of Lasse, I have given a gift to Mark -
- which is a joint fishing trip.
- Now you should take a seat here. - And it is now? Cool, man.
That is really touching.
When it is the first time one is together in unfamiliar settings -
- the atmosphere can become a bit awkward.
So I will assist with some conversation topics.
Watch out! Watch out for your eyebrows!
There is a hook on.
Oh, how exciting.
It will be nice to see if we catch anything.
- You scare the fish away, Mark. - Sorry.
Oh god.
The silence...
Here we sit, the two of us.
Two...
Two people enjoying the silence.
I have been thinking that we live 400 meters apart.
400 meters.
We have never drunk a cup of coffee together.
It’s a bit silly, isn’t it?
Yes, now that you mention it.
We have not had a cup together.
One does not drink one cup together.
One should have one cup each. The other way is too stupid.
It’s strange, isn’t it?
What I am trying to say is...
We are in the process of selling the house.
400 meters from where you live.
We should try something new. This is the last chance.
So here is what I say. Now I’m just saying it.
Would you like to come over next weekend -
- to drink a cup of coffee? We’ll each have one.
So we drink a cup of coffee each, but together. What do you say?
You would like that.
I would like that.
Oh, I am happy about that. Doesn't it just feel good?
So we carry all...
So we carry all the moving boxes down to the car. You and me and all the furniture.
Then we have a cup of coffee afterwards. Oh, what a relief.
I am so glad you said yes. Damn, that's so sweet of you.
Is that the gift? That I should help you move?
Is it...?
Then you hug.
Oh!
I am happy about that.
What the hell?
- Do you need help getting out? - No, I can manage.
That is good.
But remember to reach out, for God's sake.
I could feel something.
It was a gift that shows some attention to human relations.
I think that it was revealed along the way -
- who it really is, that hasn't reached out.
There is coffee in the pot, Mark.
Do you know what? I'm stopping by.
It's lovely.
I'll leave a whole Thermos outside on the veranda. You can just get it.
Otherwise, my cousin can also help you with moving.
Who would you like to open a gift from me from now?
Tobias Dybvad.
It's a bit of a love gift.
Lasse is incredibly happy to give.
And something he himself is happy with, he gives away.
Lasse is really happy about trivia knowledge.
- And happy to share it. - You don't even have to ask.
This is a gift that I at one time also received from Lasse.
I felt it as a big love gift.
And I still have it. We can both have it at the same time.
Ooh...!
"Frederiksberg Center is owned by Danica Pension..." [shopping center]
"...and the Doctors' Pension Fund."
Someone talked about something that had happened in Frederiksberg Center.
- Then I joined the conversation. - And you did.
Then I said what I knew about Frederiksberg Center.
It is owned by two pension funds.
Danica Pension accounts for two thirds.
It is a little fun fact, if one wants to spice up a conversation a bit.
Shut up, it´s funny.
I think we both remember the moment. It meant something.
I had expected that you would be happier to hear it.
But you looked more confused, when I said it.
I am not so easy to read, but I became incredibly happy.
Mark, who would you like to open a gift from now?
Puk Elgård.
I have put a lot of love and time into making this gift.
I have also taken into account your relationship with each other.
You have done many things together.
Moments one would like to relive.
And some that one might need to process.
This gift can actually be used for both.
So here you go, and Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, and thank you very much.
- What is it? - You should put them on.
I have actually sacrificed a Gucci sock for the matter.
I am so excited about what that sock has in the way of annoying trivia.
It is a little mustache. All that needs to go in the mouth.
There you go. Can you just stick your head over here?
Yes, like that.
Merry Christmas.
Puk, is the idea -
- that Mark should process his experiences with me?
That's it, and at home one can practice presentations for the next broadcast.
One can give him tasks to take home.
Then Mark can sit at home and say "You are stupid".
It can be used for many things.
Mark could maybe just demonstrate some dialogue between the two socks.
I would like to see that.
What do they say to each other, I wonder?
Should we see them in action?
We can just do that.
How you are shining, beautiful Mark.
Yes, that may be true.
But that's how it is, when there is a lot to deal with.
Deal with?
What are you trying to say?
I think you already know.
So just kiss me, you fool.
Yes!
I was just gone for a short moment.
They work just as intended.
The one with the glasses just needs to give me zero points.
- Mathias. - Yes?
Disqualified.
How do you actually wash your socks?
Wash?
Those are the socks you wear when you don't feel like listening to the rest of us talk.
There is still one gift left. And who is it?
Could it be Mathias Helt, perhaps?
Why are you doing this, when we are about to open my gift?
I brought an artistic gift for Mark.
What I would like to give you, Mark -
- is an intimate musical experience.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are Infernal!
Merry Christmas, Mark!
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers!
[this is Lina Rafn, who appeared as a contestant in season 1]
In Infernal, we don't celebrate Christmas with brown sauce or schnapps.
We do it with vodka bath!
Wow!
- Is it vodka? - I think it's real vodka.
It is real vodka.
It feels like one has been to the whole concert.
I would probably have written into the contract:
"When you come with that firearm, that blows cold at your head -
- then give Mark most of it."
I just managed to get a bit. Holy shit.
Look how poorly he is doing, Lasse. Remember that when you give points.
Do you think I would give him a gift that makes him feel bad?
When one knows you a little bit, then...
I am ready to award points.
You reveal, Tobias, that strange trivia sits quite loosely with me.
It does not require a holiday, for it to be triggered.
I sprinkle that, even on a regular Tuesday.
So therefore 1 point, because it is Christmas.
We need to upgrade it to something you only get once in a while.
Puk Elgård, if there is too much playing with the sock puppets -
- things will come to the surface, Mark cannot handle.
2 points.
Going out fishing. Putting on an old sweater.
You have done that in every single program.
Carsten Eskelund...
...hits some men's challenges to communicate together.
And now we have a deal. 3 points for that.
Now we are talking about the big points here.
There you are again, Natasha and Mathias.
Let's hold hands.
For the last gift, I had thought: Natasha carries it to the goal.
What a nice way to acknowledge Mark's work -
- without it costing me anything.
But Mathias, wow.
5 for Mathias, 4 for Natasha.
I...
I also hope -
- that Mathias has spent four days on getting Infernal to come.
Are you sure you drank enough?
There is a last Christmas task, that is solved in home settings, Mark.
There sure is.
Sometimes we are actually asked -
- if it is difficult to find tasks that fit into a Christmas theme.
No.
Merry Christmas.
Oh, glögg! [hot Christmas punch]
Are you making christmas cookies?
Are we making caramelized almonds?
Like this. You just needed me to look dumb.
- "Use this Christmas cement mixer..." - "...for something other than Christmas cement."
"The best Christmas-related use of the Christmas cement mixer wins."
Is this a Christmas special?
Yes, the task is to be used in a Christmas edition of the show.
"You have 30 Christmas minutes."
Does that equal an actual minute?
On Christmas Eve, minutes can feel really long sometimes.
- I can't remember what we are doing. - I have a really good idea.
Christmas stripper.
Follow me. Now it will be good.
Now we will lift the Christmas spirit with our Christmas cement mixer.
Christmas Mark, will you add something Christmassy, before you tap your Christmas tablet?
We are Christmasing along with Carsten Eskelund.
It doesn't feel like that right now, but this is a really good idea.
One is at a Christmas market and thinks: "Now I feel like a carousel ride."
Then I think you should try the world's first ride on the cement carousel, Mark.
- Are you ready? - Yes...
Don't worry, I have tested it. Then let's go, Mark.
- Can you feel it? - It's a rush!
Can you feel the joyful Christmas spirit spreading over the suburban road?
It's cool. Is that the police?
♪ Lovely Christmas. ♪
♪ Mark is also riding on wheels. ♪
- It was tested? - It also happens at Christmas markets.
Did you need it?
There were enough revolutions that the task was solved, right?
- Thank you for the help, Mark. - Merry Christmas.
You have never been afraid of a piece of equipment. Did it go as planned?
I had hoped there would be more flair in it.
My vision was that you'd sit inside the cement mixer.
But I was advised against that.
For legal reasons.
So it was my second best idea.
This this will go out to Christmas markets, or is there a business plan?
I start in some very small towns, where there is not much entertainment.
Do you know Sønder Felding and Nørre Felding?
There is a place between the two -
- called Nordsyd Felding [made up], where not much happens.
So I start there and branch out.
I am 100% locked on, that you say Sønder Felding -
- and I think: They have a renovated cinema in a villa.
It is owned by Danica Pension.
We have come to the Christmas market, but we must continue with our Christmas cement mix.
We stay in the Christmassy. We work with sugar.
Really large amounts of sugar.
Let's make caramelized almonds, Mark. Hooray! Snacks.
Shall we make an elf landscape? I really like that about Christmas.
Watch out! It is a lot of sugar mass.
Now the three elves are standing and looking by the water.
You are significantly better at it than one thinks.
Uh! Maybe I have made too much for the almonds.
- Do you think so? - Maybe.
Can you dim the light?
Oh, look at that.
They lie completely still. They don't move around at all.
There are five almonds for about five kilos of sugar.
Shouldn’t it move around?
No, no.
Look there. I get dizzy from looking at it.
One really gets into the Christmas spirit. It is the taste of Christmas.
- Merry Christmas. - You can just take a look at it.
Merry Christmas.
I have not made caramelized almonds before. Believe it or not.
It is really a surprise. Mark, you did get to taste them.
Is there anything as delicious as caramelized almonds?
Yes, professionally made caramelized almonds.
How do you feel, when it occurs to you -
- that it is not being mixed around? You are just standing and looking at it.
Is there anything that is moving around in here?
It looked a lot like Puk's elf landscape.
I can't cook. I make things with love and lots of sugar.
That is what we are looking for in my carousel empire in Nørre Felding.
Welcome.
I think the solutions are becoming more and more Christmassy.
Yes. We are coming to you, Tobias Dybvad.
Lean back and enjoy Crispy Christmas.
Hi, Tobias.
- Or do you have an artist name? - Crispy Christmas.
- Are you okay, Crispy Christmas? - Nope.
- Shall we start? - If you are holding tight.
I really don't know if I am. But what is the worst that can happen?
How did it go, Crispy Christmas?
I have tried skydiving, but this was unsafe.
If it weren't Christmas, I don't know what it would be. I am very satisfied.
Merry Christmas.
So if I want to book an erotic Christmas experience...
- Was it Crispy Christmas? - Crispy Christmas.
- That is genuinely dangerous. - Yes.
But jumping out of a cake becomes trivial in the long run.
When you give points out, you have to take into account -
- that Tobias only had two nuts in the cement mixer. I had more.
Carsten, how close are we to a possible...
What if we build the carousel around that.
Then the children will have a good experience, while you dance.
And Natasha stuffs almonds into their mouths while they pass by.
- Is Infernal still in the building? - Yes, yes.
There is just room for one last Christmas cement mixer solution.
We are coming to you, Mathias. It is Glögg. Or, as you call it:
- Christmas... - Sangria.
Delicious.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
- How much do you need? - There needs to be plenty in.
Gløgg is the Christmas sangria.
- Do you have more red wine? - Yes!
- Are you also tired of stirring gløgg? - Honestly.
Ouch, gløgg elbow.
It needs a touch.
Not too much. Can you help me measure?
Like this.
Aren't you supposed to just taste?
- There it is. Look at this. - A Christmas outfit?
Christmas elf, serve the glögg!
- Phew. - Yum, yum, yum.
I get into the Christmas spirit by watching two men getting waterboarded.
- Is this your own recipe? - Yes, it's super secret.
There was half a bottle of tequila?
Yes.
Isn't there in your glögg?
Yes.
There are no bad solutions, but someone has to get 1 point.
Bad Christmas food can ruin Christmas, Natasha. You get 1 point.
It is a sloppy Christmas carousel. 2 points to Carsten.
There is a lot of Christmas spirit in a rotating elf landscape.
3 points to Puk. At the top, it gets difficult.
With a G-string, it goes to Crispy Christmas.
4 points to Mathias.
No-one knows who will leave here -
- with my face in the finest caramelized almond -
- before the final task, which plays out right here on stage right now.
I sit comfortably. The participants are ready.
Mark, who will read the year’s last task aloud?
Oh dear. It will be you, Natasha.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
"Convince the Stormester that your feet are in ice when they are not..."
"...or that they are not in ice, when they are."
"You must have your feet in ice, or not in ice, for 30 seconds -
- before the Stormester gives his guess."
"You may not change your choice along the way."
"If the Stormester guesses correctly, you are out. The last participant wins."
There are 5 points for the participant -
- who stands alone at the end, and zero points for all others.
It is or is not in ice, or...
Is it allowed to pee in the water?
It can be said simpler. You are actually just supposed to fool me.
Decide whether you want to start in ice, or not in ice.
For I will ask you all five to assume your chosen positions.
Yes, yes, yes. Okay.
Well then.
The guesses come here. Time is up. Puk Elgård...
You are standing in ice.
No, you are not.
Puk moves on. Mathias Helt...
You do not like you have cold feet. You are not standing in ice.
No, you are out.
Natasha Brock, you smile convincingly, but you are standing in ice.
No, you are not.
Puk and Natasha move on.
Carsten Eskelund tolerates much more than cold with that stoic expression.
You are standing in ice. Yes, and you are too.
- I managed to say that in time. - So we are done?
- Yes, step out of the box. - That was really fun.
- Is it only you and me? - Now it is only you two.
The contest is between Puk Elgård and Natasha Brock.
I can reveal that the score says -
- that whichever of the two of you wins this task, wins the entire program.
Wow!
If I were you, I would choose scissors.
Choose whether you want to stand in ice, or not in ice.
I... I am peeing.
So then you are no longer standing in ice, right?
Then I need to have copyright.
Puk, I think, you have stepped into the ice tray.
No!
Then you are probably...
You do it the same way. Natasha, you are not standing in ice.
That means, tonight's winner -
- because of the 5 points in the final task, is...
...Puk Elgård.
Congratulations. Bravo!
- Come closer, Puk. - No!
Puk! Puk! Puk!
Here you go. Congratulations.
- It is so beautiful. - You are allowed to taste it.
Then it was Christmas again,
- and the sweet-toothed Puk Elgård had to go through ice and water...
She actually didn’t do it... to win. Merry Christmas to everyone.
See you another time!
Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst)
Corrections to machine translations: LeneDK
Proofreading and resyncing: u/taskmastermaster