And it was Lyngby!
It is a family entertainment program.
That was bad.
You are a frisky little thing, huh?
My god she’s good!
- Interesting, - I was touched.
We are back with a special edition of Stormester: ”Champion of Champions”
We have invited the winners of the first 5 seasons.
That requires that you are a little bit crazy and have a smidge of brilliance.
That applies to all five but who has just the right combination?
Might it be Annika Aakjær? [Season 4 winner]
Could it be Christian Fuhlendorff? [Season 1 winner]
Or maybe Jonas Mogensen? [Season 5 winner]
Sofie Linde? [Season 2 winner]
Or Victor Lander? [Season 3 winner]
You guys feel right at home I can tell.
I feel like a dad who didn’t tell his kids that they have to go pee before a car ride.
- If I could just ask you to... - Come on!
- Take care of the set. - Yeah, I’ll remove it.
You can definitely feel that you guys have been here before. Great.
All five of you...
All five of you have previously won but only one can win again.
- What the hell were you thinking? - We’re only competing for the gold head.
And when you have had one for a while, you can do without it.
In your home it blends in among all the stuff that’s slightly colored.
In my home it stands out.
I’ll gladly sign-up to be in the bottom.
- I have... - No, Annika.
I’m from North Jutland. I’m born with low expectations.
My tactic is, if I’m last...
When there’s been 25 seasons, which is probably in about 4 years time –
- then I’ll be in the “Winners’ Loser” season.
You have thought it all through.
I don’t root for some more than others.
Well maybe, a man that does not need nor deserve an introduction.
But he’ll get one anyway: It’s Mark le Fêvre.
You’re competing for these trophies.
And they fit well with your new outfit, Mark le Fêvre.
Yeah, what’s up with that?
Yeah!
Thanks.
After all, it’s a Champion of Champions series. There has to be a little panache.
Truth be told, it’s a rented suit –
- which cannot be returned, if there’s been brie in the inner pocket.
One of our five lovely contestants has chosen to put brie in my inner pocket.
Someone that usually eats before the tasks.
That gives you a little bit of a clue.
But nothing’s so bad that it’s not good for something.
It’s not just a gold jacket, It’s become a snack jacket.
I have brie in one pocket and breadsticks in the other.
Then people can come over and get breadsticks dipped in cheese.
I’ll keep that in mind should I want some later.
It’s all 5 trophies –
- that the Champion of Champions can take home in about 4 episodes.
- Mark, should we begin? - Yes, we get off to a fast start.
We’re going to experience a bunch of stuff, from car stunts to urine on...
It’ll definitely be ... dramatic.
The first task: Opening the door.
What could possibly happen at this courtyard?
Welcome back.
- What do you call that? - An entrance of a winner.
- There’s a door. - I can’t quite figure this one out.
- It probably has something to do with the door. - I probably have to play a carpenter.
And we have established in a prior season that I can’t do that.
Shall we have a look?
I’m now reading.
"Make the most dramatic entrance” I’ve already done that.
"Before making your dramatic entrance, in a dramatic tone you must say say..."
- "This is ..." - "My most dramatic entrance."
"Most dramatic entrance wins."
"You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now."
It’s damn lucky that I’m dramatic by nature.
What’s dramatic?
I have a lot of ideas.
We can set the whole forest on fire.
My first thought was –
- to borrow the car from the production crew and drive it through the door.
Have you ever watched wrestling?
Now I have sky-high expectations.
Drama should be a mix of exciting and unexpected.
There has to be something that’s nerve-racking.
- You’re all fired up. - I’m off to a good start.
Mark, who’s going to make the first dramatic entrance?
We’ll save you for later, Victor –
- and jump straight to the naturally dramatic Sofie Linde.
We’re working within the world of fiction. That sometimes includes overacting.
- I don’t think we overact. - Luckily, we’re not going to experience that.
Shut up.
This is my most dramatic entrance.
Phew, I made it by the skin of my teeth.
I’m going to the club with my friends! It’s pure drama.
No way. Have you looked in the mirror?
Wow, rude. You sound just like Benny and all the other guys.
Don’t talk ill about Benny.
I’m gonna because he’s a shitty guy.
Then you’re on your own. This one’s from Benny.
I loved that arm!
We all been there; you get hit, and then you strain your elbow.
Sofie, I have so many questions.
First of all, why does it say "Secret Club" on the inside?
It’s on the inside of the club.
Is it a reminder for the people that have entered?
You can’t put it on the other side then everyone can see that it’s secret.
You won’t know until you’ve entered. It’s all part of the drama.
Ok, so I’ll continue my questioning. Why is the doorman wearing high heels?
It said 2022. Don’t be so square.
It seems to work well for the woman and her friends who wants to enter.
Until she loses her arm and by then the doorman has already passed out.
Then she could just walk right in and let loose with one arm.
But then she starts being dramatic. It’s a very long ending.
It seemed better in real time. The runtime might be a tad too long.
- The dance didn’t take up much time. - What dance?
There was a dance?
- She was cool. - That was me acting cool, Jonas.
Thank you, Christian. That wasn’t a dance.
Let’s move on to the others.
You can definitely tell who is used to being a host.
Give me your cue cards!
Thomas Blachman, now I know what it’s like to be you. [Blachman is the Danish Simon Cowell and is currently a judge on Danish X-Factor where Sofie was the host until recently.]
Let’s do as Sofie said and watch the next entrance. Who are we going to watch?
We’re heading straight to a birth which in a way is an entrance to life.
A birth is one of the most beautiful, magical things one can experience.
And one of the most dramatic.
Sometimes there must be the exception that proves the rule.
Should there be any complaints, then you can redirect them to Annika Aakjær.
- Mark, there’s fire and water. - Water is coming now.
Okay, now we’re ready. Then I’ll say:
"This is my most dramatic entrance" and then you have to birth me.
- What? - You have to give birth to me.
- Done. - Was that it?
I actually think that was really like ... poetic.
It’s art.
I thought I had a lot of questions for Sofie, Annika.
Do you remember what you said to me in the prior season?
If you have to ask about the meaning of an art piece –
- then you’re not smart enough to understand it.
- But I’ll gladly explain it. - Please do, Victor doesn’t seem to understand it.
No, I just thought you were aiming for the bottom place.
There’s fire and water. Mark is wearing a panda mask –
- and is giving birth to a faceless, green infant –
- with a crown on. And braids.
And there’s also fire.
That’s important to mention ... I’m working with all the elements.
Water, fire, earth, air. And beyond that...
Seeing the crown might bring to mind "Hamlet". The most dramatic thing there is.
And then combined with a birth. That’s everyone’s entrance into life.
- Like this? - No...
Wait so, art can be thoroughly explained as long as no one asks about it?
I just want to understand.
- It was because Lasse had a question. - Sorry.
I’ll happily explain if someone’s too thick to see the brilliance.
You say brilliance. I just have to say:
The child’s wearing a pointy crown. The mothers’ genitalia says:
"There will be no siblings for 3-4 years."
When we’re kids we’re all tiny princes and princesses.
- Don’t people call their kids that? - Not Joachims. [The Danish Price Joachim’s kids got taken away their titles this year by the Queen. They’re now Counts and Countesses.]
Mark, I want to see a dramatic entrance or two.
Let’s watch Jonas Mogensen.
At first glance you would assume he has played sports like 3 times in his life.
But that’s a wrong assumption.
You’re well versed in soccer. So, we’re travelling to the world of soccer.
This was recorded in Værløse. There you root for FC Northsjælland.
They don’t like team Lyngby.
Now the stage is set for Jonas Mogensen.
Who do they root for here in Værløse? Northsjælland? Who are their rivals?
Southsjælland?
- You have to come with me. - I’m right behind you.
I’ll see how many there are inside.
It’s a full house.
This is my most dramatic entrance.
And it was Lyngby, And it was Lyngby!
Olé, olé, olé!
I won’t get much action in here.
Did it go as expected?
Yeah. Health-wise it went as I hoped.
- You think someone’s going to fight you? - There’s still time for that.
The more aggressive ones probably arrive later in the day.
There was actually someone who went crazy.
Someone actually said: "Hey, hey, hey!"
- It’s true. - Yeah, that’s right.
We’re haven’t watched all entrances. Mark, who are we going to see next?
We’re going to see Fuhlendorff and it’s...
- I don’t remember. - I do.
When something like this happens, I think to myself: I don’t get paid enough.
This is my most dramatic entrance!
- Maybe it got a bit too extreme. - It’s supposed to be dramatic...
Yeah!
Here’s Christian!
Christian, this is a family entertainment program.
Yeah! That’s so cool.
You’re adorable.
That explains why you can’t remember it. You were obviously on LSD.
I remember I tried to aim for Marks face as I was peeing.
Aim for your mouth.
I didn’t know there was going to be pee involved.
As I was lying down with my eyes closed, I had no idead if it was real pee.
It is Christian Fuhlendorff –
- so, you think: This might be real urine.
This is one of the most dramatic things I’ve seen so far.
But we still have one dramatic entrance left.
Yes, and I can see that you have been looking forward to it.
It’s time, Victor.
Evil tongues would say that it isn’t a real fight...
- Your spine says - Otherwise...
This is my dramatic entrance.
It’s time for wrestling! It’s my honor to present –
- the reigning season 3 Stormester champion "Mr. Punchline”.
Victor Lander!
And now, ladies and gentlemen, his opponents!
No!
2, 3!
May I make a comment before anyone says anything?
One might question whether it actually hurts. It does.
- You were actually close to dying. - Again?
When you’re being swung around, your head’s inches away from hitting the door.
Whoever has a comment about the way too small pink leggings may speak first.
We didn’t even see them.
What was the task? Can’t you read it out loud?
"Make the most dramatic entrance. In a dramatic tone say:
‘This is my most dramatic entrance.' The most dramatic entrance wins."
- I said it behind the door. - You forgot to say ”most”.
It’s like in "Jeopardy". It doesn’t count.
I’m really happy you’re saying this.
Lasse, isn’t it like "Jeopardy"? You have to know. [He hosted Danish J!.]
It’s funny that you’re asking the questions now.
- Can we see it again? - Can we call VAR? VAR.
This is my dramatic entrance.
Are you kidding me!
God!
It’s only the first task, Victor.
I usually have a keen eye for rule compliance.
But there were a couple of snitches among the group.
Your girlfriend to be exact. Are you going to ...?
Luckily only 4.
I have to change the distribution of points.
It’s so tacky of you to rat me out!
Victor, how many points do you think you were going to get?
I know I was going to get 5 points.
It’s almost as if you have read the script.
He hasn’t read it thoroughly through, that’s for sure.
- Victor, you are disqualified. - Oh no, I’m so sorry.
Unfortunately, it’s 0 points for Victor. But how entertaining it was.
It was freaking awesome.
And Jonas Mogensen, it didn’t go completely off the rails.
No, but in the real world it could’ve gone south quickly.
I’ll give 3 points to Annika. It was more weird than dramatic.
And then it’s between Fuhlendorff and Sofie Linde. The stakes are high –
- when you want to go to the "Club” and you can’t get past the doorman.
But I’ll give it 4 points and 5 to Christian Fuhlendorff.
He would’ve gotten 5 points.
Oh, what a shame. Now I’m just completely honest: Damn, how annoying.
It wasn’t the most convincing sta... You have to remember to say most.
It wasn’t the most convincing start for Victor.
But I think we should move on.
Well...
Can you say something interesting about the next task?
I feel like wallowing in it a bit but we have to move on.
This task is more straight forward: Blue whales, shot put and parasols.
And we finally get an answer to: How tall is Bubber actually? [Bubber is a famous Danish tv host mostly known for his children’s programs from the 90s-00s]
- Hey, Mark. - Hello.
- What’s up? - Peanutbutter?
- Do I have to stand on that? - "S".
- You’re on a show called "Stormester". - Oh, right.
Huh.
"Follow the instructions."
"Place the parasol as close to the correct location as possible."
Correct location? Okay.
"Closest to the correct location wins."
- Okay. - "Start on the spot."
- Is that the spot? - Yeah.
"Go as far north as the length of one female blue whale."
Female blue whale?
Then you have to...
- "Then go as far east ..." - "as the height of 7 Bubbers."
- Are you with me Bubber? - Only his nanny. [Bubber got his nanny pregnant and his wife of 29 years divorced him after she found out.]
- "Go as far southwest ..." - "as the height of Rundetårn." [Directly translated: Roundtower. A famous tower in Copenhagen with mostly one long helical corridor inside that leads to the top with a view of the city of Copenhagen]
"Go as far east as the world record ..."
"In shot put."
"Unfold the parasol and place it in the ground."
"You have 10 minutes. Your time starts now."
10 minutes? This seems like a 20 minute task, you guys.
Now I have to figure out all of those things.
- Have you understood the task? - Yes.
But I want to ... Can you use Google?
- Yeah, if you can access Google. - I can if I can run around a bit.
You have 9 minutes left.
Save the paper. I need it.
I’m curious to how they’re going to solve the task.
It requires extensive research.
It seems like everyone goes straight to the internet to get information.
How does that work out for them?
As I said before it’s a Champion of Champions series.
- Bad. - Yeah, it went bad.
We are going to see Jonas, Annika and Fuhlendorff solve the task –
- with the confidence and calmness only a winner has.
We need a measuring device. Measure how long this is.
Then I’ll figure out how long a female blue whale is.
"Body length: 20-31 meter."
This is going to suck. 2...
3, 4.
Is this way north?
Put it down. I’m not sure how many there are. 1, 2, 3, 4...
16, 17 ... Is it a stupid way to do it?
"The height ... of 7 Bubbers."
70 x 7. That’s 7 meters.
7 x 7 is 12 meters.
I’m walking in the height of 7 Bubbers.
- You have 3 ½ minutes left. - Fuck! I got to go east.
- How tall was Rundetårn? - 42.
Perfect. Come on.
34 meters. Holy shit, this stick is stupid.
Now I’ll walk towards the 10 meters.
23 meters. Towards what? Mega panic. 23 meters towards...
East! Shut up, Mark. I’m stressed!
Put your foot on this.
No, that’s wrong!
I’ve messed up. It might not mean much.
- It was 42, right? - You have 20 seconds left.
- What was the last length? - 23,12.
13, 14, 15, 16, 17...
- You have 12 seconds left. - Then give me the damn parasol.
- Come on, Mark. - There are prickles here. Shit!
- How much time’s left? - 5 seconds.
That’s not good.
I think it’s close to being right.
If not, then there must be someone who has done worse than me.
At one point I thought I was supposed to go up in the air.
I thought I was supposed to go up a number of times in Bubbers height.
When you look at where the parasols have been placed –
- you could get the impression that someone has really screwed up.
I can confirm that.
Annika, I have named it "The Annika Aakjær-strategy" –
- This betting on someone does worse than you.
- At least I’ve put my name on something. - The strategy was fine the first time around.
But Anders Breinholt isn’t on this season.
So, what does one do?
- How did they do? - We can see the placement of the parasols on the map.
I won’t reveal the correct location –
- but none of you are remotely close. Fuhlendorff is closest.
That’s 3 points ... Sorry, no.
Shut up.
That’s assuming I won’t be disqualified again.
I’ll do my best.
Right now, Fuhlendorff is in front.
I’m sensing there’ could be a clever loophole in this task.
We won’t be watching that right now because we need to watch Victor first.
It doesn’t say that it has to be these instructions.
I can find other instructions. I can just make new ones. Like this.
This isn’t the instructions anymore. The new instructions are these:
"Go to the pavilion."
Yes. Let’s go.
"Look around."
What the hell is that?
It’s a red wheelbarrow. Let’s go.
My god, what an easy task man.
"Throw the stick east."
There it is. "9: Unfold the parasol."
And time’s up! It’s unfolded on the correct location.
That was good.
Okay.
If it’s upheld then I’m not far off.
Oh yeah, you can follow my instructions as well.
I made the rules and you must follow them, Victor.
Not again ...!
Not again, not again! Oh no, oh no!
What does the task say? It doesn’t mention anything about "most”.
Yeah.
It doesn’t matter what you say.
You’re not disqualified.
But you replace the instructions.
But that doesn’t change the location for the parasol.
But you do place it in the ground and unfold it so, you’re getting points, Victor.
It says in the task: "Follow the instructions."
I have made some instructions. I followed those to a tee.
You get angry way too early.
Remember: It could be that your instructions serve you better –
- than to the real instructions that the first 3 participants are using.
- Okay, okay. - So let’s hear it.
It’s pretty crazy. We can see where Victor has placed his parasol.
And that’s with his own self-made instructions.
You manage to be the participant so far which –
- has placed it furthest away from the correct location.
Yeah, that’s pretty far away.
Ugh!
It’s a competition over 4 episodes and we’ve only just got to task nr. 2.
And we still haven’t watched everyone.
We all know the feeling when you see something and think: I should’ve done that.
That feeling is a personification with the name of Sofie Linde.
"Start on the spot."
No wait, let me think.
It wouldn’t surprise me if it ends here.
They want a blue whale this way.
What if it’s the same location?
Then they want Bubber that way.
You probably end up right back here like some kind of idiot.
Then they want ... over there.
Why was it in the middle of the lawn? It’s probably right in the middle of the Stormester spot.
And then they want to go there.
That stands as it should.
But we can call Bubber to find out how tall he is.
- Hey, Bubber. How tall are you? - 1,73.
Then we’re almost the same height.
Thanks, my friend. I hope you’re good.
- I hope you win. - So do I. We’ll be in touch.
Bye.
It must be so annoying because you’re all floating around the correct answer.
One person is a bit closer because it is right under the Stormester spot.
- Jonas says that. - At that point I was already deep in the woods.
It would have been foolish to return to it at that point.
It’s nice and lazy, Sofie. I like that.
You’re so close to the real answer and closest.
Please distribute the points based on where the parasols have been unfolded.
We’ll start where it hurts the most. 1 point to Victor. 24 meters away.
He’s on the board! You’re on the board, Victor.
Then there’s 2 points to you, Jonas.
You were 1 meter closer than Victor.
3 points to Annika. 4 points to you, Fuhlendorff.
You were 13 meters away. And 5 points to you, Sofie.
You were only 50 centimeters away from the correct location.
Do you have another task, Mark?
Oh no, Annika. Isn’t that the one where we...?
- Ouch! - We’re doing something completely new.
For the first time we’re going to see a team task.
No, no, no!
Look who I brought.
Hello.
- This one’s annoying. - It’s difficult to open.
- Are we going to do tasks now or ...? - Yeah, that was the idea.
Then read it out.
- "Do something in sync." - " Do something in sync."
"Most notable in sync action wins."
Notable in sync action.
- "You have 10 minutes." - "Your time starts when one of you..."
"Your time starts when one of you looks at one of the others.”
For the first time ever in Stormester history: team tasks.
And we have paired you up in a group of 2 and 3.
The group of 3 is Jonas, Christian and Victor.
And Sofie is in a group with Annika.
When we are dealing with team tasks you’ll be judged as a team.
There are no individual points. What a relief for you, Victor.
If you going to learn how to work together as a team –
- what better way than doing a task in sync?
- Who are we going to watch first? - We’re starting with Sofie and Annika.
They had 10 minutes to complete the task.
However, you had an infinitive amount of time to prepare –
- because the time only starts after you’ve looked at each other.
If you don’t look at each other you have a super long time...
- Oh ...! - Okay, okay. I’ve got it.
So, no looking.
We just had lunch so, we were low on energy.
A little special lunch.
"Time starts when one of you looks at the other." Now we can’t look.
You ended up looking at Annika a lot. Your time has started.
- No, no, no! - For fuck sakes. So, we have 10 minutes.
Should we call someone simultaneously?
Then we can have a script. Do we know 2 people that has the same name?
- Do you know someone named Bjarne? - No.
- Do you know someone named Mette? - Not personally. [Mette Frederiksen is the Danish prime minister]
Do you know someone named Kathrine?
Yes.
- Are you calling now? - I’m thinking of it.
We’ll leave a voicemail.
Hey, Kathrine. It’s Sofie-Annika.
Now I’ll say something. Don’t call back.
Are you feeling well? We’re well.
We’re talking in sync. Oh, we have it so well.
Mark is here too. He’s sitting here.
Bye friend. Talk to you soon.
Done.
You don’t have to explain art.
Then I’m not going to ask you how you got the idea leave 2 voicemails –
- saying: "Don’t call back."
You are so good independently. How does it feel to fail as a group?
- Very natural. - Surprisingly natural.
It was good but...
We’ve only talked at lunch.
I remember that lunch. Yeah, you were there as well. It was because...
Because it was free.
Yeah, I stuck around that day. There was chicken that tasted like fish.
- Yeah, it was really confusing. - And that was what came out of that.
Right now, there’s one registered and recognized action.
It had to be notable and in sync. It was neither.
But we have another team to watch.
The guys don’t fall into the Sofie-trap. They’re keeping their eyes to themselves.
- For a long. - A really long time.
They’re buying time to come up with wonderful creative solutions...
... one could’ve hoped.
In sync means to do the same.
We haven’t looked at each other so, we have lots of time.
I actually need to restructure my loan. Can we do that ... in sync?
- You could make 3 domino tracks. - Chop down a tree.
- Synchronized swimming - Redirect traffic.
Can’t we do the exact same prank-call?
- Log on NemID at the same time? [NemID's a login to main Danish federal institutions] - Look at each other in sync?
- We can chug a beer - We can put on night vision goggles.
Parallel park? We can play the same character in a movie.
What about defrosting a freezer? We can change names.
- Resign from The National Church? - Yes.
- I won’t resign. - Come on, you’re wearing your no-hat.
We have together in sync come up with a lot of bad ideas.
Okay, let me think...
Find a four-leaf clover. Then we can pluck it together.
- Oops ... - I didn’t look at him.
- You looked up and made a face. Your time has begun. - No!
The clock is ticking. I have apparently looked at Christian.
I like the idea of us failing at the task in sync.
I’m going to go through with that idea whether you guys are with me or not.
- That’s not fair. - Jonas is also willing to fail.
You can’t be serious Where’s the winning mentality?
We’re pretty in sync about it. We just need you on board.
We have given up. You have ten minutes to give up.
- Eat a marshmallow in sync. - No, you’ve misunderstood.
So, I have to get on board with this idea which isn’t really an idea.
It’s an idea. We’re failing in sync.
- It’s barely a solution. - Barely is good enough.
We can take a nap in sync.
That’s not notable.
If we can fall asleep at the same exact second, that’s notable.
Now we’re falling asleep. Martin, you have to pop a balloon at some point.
Exactly at the same time. This one is in the bag.
Did you know I was going to be disqualified in the first couple of tasks?
Now I remember how pressed you were. God, I enjoyed that.
This is the best visualization I’ve ever seen –
- of everyone’s experience of group work in primary school.
And I’ve been you so many times, Victor.
You agree to take a nap in sync but also wake up in sync.
I was about to say ... Oh okay, you got the last part.
The idea was to wake up in sync.
We’ll take that too. But how in sync do we wake up?
We’ll watch the clip in slow motion.
Christian Fuhlendorff's responsiveness is clearly affected by –
- having two kids and just wanting to sleep.
I fell asleep.
But if you have to put it up against "Vinterbyøster" – [Calls the girls’ solution “Vinterbyøster” which is a very old Christmas series with dolls]
- Then I still think it’s...
- That high-five they did. - It was so much more than that.
I didn’t think it was possible to do a worse job than Annika and Sofie.
But what I’m seeing is seeing 3 grown men waking up slightly staggered.
I’m mostly impressed by Annika and Sofie.
4 points to them, 2 points to the guys.
- What’s the episode score? - Sofie Linde, you’re in front.
For a small while.
- Yeah, baby. - Faster!
We only need one more task solved in my house.
Do you have something easy?
We often get told that we’re doing something that’s silly or unserious.
So, we have rectified that. We’re going to see grown adults chug juice.
Hello, Mark.
Hello, my friend.
That’s juice.
- There’s some juice. - Really good with rice porridge.
- This is my new look. - New attitude?
I don’t fucking care anymore. My shirt got dirty.
I don’t even drink beer so, that's weird.
Yeah, that’s really weird then.
Can you spill any or maybe I should take a sip beforehand?
Probably not a good idea.
"Drink this entire glass of juice with an open mouth."
"With an open mouth."
- "The mouth has to be visibly open ..." - "During the whole task."
Okay, okay.
"Fastest time wins."
"Your time starts when Mark pretends like his whistle doesn’t work."
Okay, that’s now.
With an open mouth.
- With an open mouth? - Yeah.
Can you even do that?
Uh!
You’re excited again. How did you solve it?
Now!
Good question: can you even do that? Because that’s the task.
If you can keep your mouth visibly open –
- while drinking juice then I’m interested in:
Who can chug a glass of juice the fastest?
- It’s fairly simple, right? - Yeah.
We’re going to start with Jonas, who makes an honorable attempt.
But we’re also going to watch you, Sofie.
I just want to explain how straws work.
It’s actually very simple.
But you tightly close your mouth around the straw otherwise, it doesn’t work.
I’ve seen one-year-old kids manage to do it.
Here they are.
- Your time has started. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don’t know. Maybe I should try to do something.
I need a straw.
I should've just chugged it before.
I need a spoon. You cannot do this.
There was a glimmer of hope.
No! I closed my mouth.
- That was a bad task. - There was a lot of Ribena juice at the bottom.
Your mouth is open for a longer period of time before you start solving the task.
I don’t get it. It’s always like this with this show –
- if I have to go to the bank and borrow money –
- then there’s a possibility that the clerk I’m borrowing from has seen this.
What a bummer.
Why don’t you do like me and borrow from your mom?
Is that Annika? [Victor and Annika are dating and she’s 12 years older than him]
You go at it thinking: Whatever the mouth doesn’t take the beard will.
And spoke normally beforehand. It suits you.
Ugh.
The deciding factor for me ... Mark is now my representative.
That there must be a visible view of the mouth while drinking.
Jonas has some kind of curtain with his moustache.
But I did have direct view of your uvula.
Yeah, it wasn’t nice. But it took 1 minute and 45 seconds.
Nice.
We still haven’t watched 3 glasses of juice. Who are we going to see next?
I don’t like correcting you.
We haven’t seen 3 people yet but Annika is one of them.
So it might be that there’s an extra glass of juice that sneaks in.
That was it...
Now I’m starting.
Shut up, that was...
Sorry.
That was an unfortunate situation. Can we do a re-do, Mark?
- Hey, Mark. - Hey, Annika.
"Chug this glass of juice with an open mouth."
- How much time has passed? - It can’t be much.
I did it! Wow!
Wow, that was badass.
- That was a whole jug. - It was 2.
- Was that the last task of it day? - No, I had lots of tasks afterwards.
You did well in the second go. And that means ...
You’re unfortunately disqualified.
Welcome.
We still haven’t seen Victor and Christian.
Who are we going to watch chug a glass of juice insanely fast?
Let’s watch Victor. You were very happy just now.
Shall we see something cool?
Take this. Now you’re going see something really cool.
Just pour. Come on.
- Wow! - How do you do?
What?
Thank you.
You’re the craziest couple in the world. Your wedding’s going to be insane!
I have a statement and a question.
Statement: You knew you could do that.
Question: How the hell did you know that?
It’s very simple. I lie down a lot.
And I’ve often thought that I’d like to drink while lying down.
So, it’s easier to just open your mouth and pour.
Right now, you’re assured 4 points because 2 people are disqualified
- and you’re faster than Jonas. So at least 4 points.
It’s a tough season because it’s only winners among the participants.
- Christian has a smirk on his face. - No, I’m in doubt.
Christian, you can go straight to the bank and borrow a lot of money.
The bank might give a favorable interest rate when they see this.
- When does the time start? - I just have to do something.
- Good. - Your time starts...
And done.
- Wow! It went straight down. - Still got it.
- Very good. - That was a damn good idea.
Your mouth has to be visibly open while you drink the juice
We can see your open mouth on your phone. But the mouth you’re drinking with...
There isn’t much openness, right?
"Your mouth has to be visibly open while drinking." And it is.
- You don’t have to explain art. - No.
The thought is worthy of a winner and so is the solution.
It’s excellent, Christian Fuhlendorff.
How are the points distributed? How fast is Christian Fuhlendorff?
We can start by giving 0 points to Sofie-Annika.
There’s 3 points to Jonas.
Now it’s between the experienced drinking-while-lying-down guy and Christian.
You had to beat 33 seconds, Christian.
And you...
... beat it pretty clearly. 12 seconds did it take.
So that’s 5 points for you Christian and four big points to you, Victor.
Before he takes a picture of his open mouth in celebration –
- he has to win the final task of the show –
- which is going to happen on stage right now.
Mark, we’re ready for the final task or should I say tasks?
Yeah, It’s a two-part task.
Do you want to read the first part, Jonas?
Here you go.
"Pick a ball. You have 30 seconds. Your time starts now."
I’ll take this one.
Just bring the racks with you.
- I’m already over mine. - Me too.
I even read it in my head before anyone else.
That might serve you well because there’s a part two of the task, Mark
Annika, I’ll let you read the second part of the task.
"Turn your ball into a head."
"The head has to look like one of the other contestants."
"Best ball-head wins. You have 200 seconds."
- Are you ready? - Yes.
The 200 seconds beings now.
Oh, shit!
- Fuck it. - Come on.
I’ve got to have some of these.
Shit! How much time’s left?
- Is it going as planned? - No!
No, it fell down!
- More! - Where the hell are my glasses?
Oh, shit. Oh, this is handicap glasses.
30 seconds left.
2, 1 ... And time’s up!
Well, Annika ...
I’m sorry to ask who have you made?
It is ...
I’ve made Jonas From his man bun time.
And that was before he got glasses. He actually looked like this.
- Christian Fuhlendorff? - I’ve made Annika.
Oh ... How nice.
Jonas Mogensen?
You can’t tell?
It’s the leftovers of banana around the mouth that gives it away.
- It must be Christian Fuhlendorff. - Yes, yes.
That’s the shape of his head.
There’s all this on the table and you only take one brown marker.
Which brings us to Sofie who worked with the smallest ball.
- And ... - Should we compare?
It would be a shame if you couldn’t see the mouth.
The most original props.
A person with a phone on its head.
It is Jonas Mogensen with Jonas Mogensen.
Look how much it looks like him.
Should we hand out some points?
- It’s a tough one, Victor and Annika. - I’m want to lose.
- That won’t work. - No!
That didn’t make it any better. 1 point to Victor, 2 to Annika.
Now it gets tricky.
It’s what best resembles actual faces with props.
That’s why Jonas gets 3 points. Sofie gets 4 and Fuhlendorff gets 5.
And that means that Fuglendorff is tonight’s winner.
Come to the front with me.
There’s no standalone prize –
- but Fuhlendorff is in the lead to take home all 5 trophies.
Good luck. If you’ve just tuned in, you’ve missed it all.
Thank you, and goodnight.
Translation for r/panelshow October 2023