And it was Lyngby!
It is a family entertainment program.
That was bad.
You are a frisky little thing, huh?
My god she’s good!
- Interesting, - I was touched.
Here we go.
In one hour, five former winners will be reduced to four losers.
Only one will be able to brag to his guests and say:
"Hey! Check out my 5 gilded bookends -
- and the story of how I got them."
Hope still lives on for Annika Aakjær. [Season 4 winner]
Christian Fuhlendorff. [Season 1 winner]
Jonas Mogensen. [Season 5 winner]
Sofie Linde. [Season 2 winner]
And Victor Lander. [Season 3 winner]
Until now, it has almost felt like a dream.
Maybe I'll lose my trophy. But now it's starting to get real.
- Are you excited? - Yes.
Jonas is super excited.
- Sit still, Jonas. - I'm buzzing inside.
We are 7 people on stage.
And one of them is my trusted assistant, Mark le Fêvre.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's begin.
We're competing for the five trophies, that you've returned to us.
Only one will take them home. One winner gets all five trophies.
They’re right here.
- Mark, what are we going to start off with? - A task about building with onions.
And touching stories are going to be told.
- Hey. - Hi, Christian.
- No way! - That's... a lie. [Wordplay on onion/lying = løg/løgn]
That’s a lie.
A little onion. And a lot of onion. Oh no.
Well, now you don’t know what to do and not to do. [Puns with onion and eggs]
That would have been great if it was an egg.
I should count them in advance. I don't want to.
If it's something about how many there are and it’s timed -
- then I figured it out beforehand.
I won’t do it because I don't want to pour them out and count them.
Well, shall we see?
"Build a tower of onions."
"Build a tower of onions on the barrel."
It's this barrel and not the toilet?
"You have 10 minutes."
"The contestant who makes the most moving speech along the way..."
- "Will gain 15 centimeters..." - "to the height of their tower.”
"Highest onion tower wins."
- "You have 10 minutes." - "Your time starts now."
Okay.
Define tower. What’s a tower?
A tower of onions?
You've figured it out. Yes, an onion tower.
I just had to process it.
The rules are simple. Who are we going to watch build an onion tower first?
We start, of course, with with Annika Aakjær.
There are two things we need to know before we watch the clip.
You have attended Aalborghus Gymnasium -
- where either the current -
- former or future Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen ...
When will TV 2 broadcast this? That’s impossible to say.
The other thing you need to know is -
- that structural engineering was not on the curriculum.
I'm a linguist.
What do onions actually do? They don't stack well.
Ugh. Okay.
I'd like to say something that's quite touching.
Mette Frederiksen and I went to the same high school.
I was examined in the full curriculum. And last year at Folkemødet... [You get examined in the full curriculum If you have excessive absence, missing assignments. Normally there’s a random draw to decide what the class has to be examined in.]
- 30 seconds. - I stood there at Folkemødet. [Big yearly political gathering on Bornholm where politicians make speeches, talk about political issues.]
I went up on stage and said: "You can actually be examined in the full curriculum -
- and still share the stage with the prime minister."
It's a beautiful story. A bit like "Ratatouille".
And now there's a tower of onions.
In "Ratatouille" a young man becomes an accomplished chef -
- because a rat pulls his hair.
What does this have to do with you being examined in the full curriculum?
It's about that great art can come from anywhere.
- And onions. - The cooking part of it.
I was standing on stage thinking about how we went to the same high school.
I thought: Mette Frederiksen has probably not been examined in the full curriculum.
But I still get to stand on the the same stage as her. I would like to say:
Even though you were examined in the full curriculum and passed every class without reading...
... you can still end up on the same stage as the Prime Minister.
Annika has both built the tallest onion tower -
- and made the most touching speech. Who’s next?
Sofie and Christian. I hope I'm not offending you, Annika.
They’re so much better at building towers.
- A tower? - Can it only be made of onions?
If you could find a transparent cylinder -
- it's a tower with onions in it.
I’ll get something that’ll help give it height.
It's not going to be in here. We have to go somewhere where there's proper height.
Perfect, Mark!
- Were you a scout in your younger days? - No.
I know this house.
- "This is a tower." - Yes. Of onions.
- Oh, no. - We'll just change the construction.
10 seconds.
That's a tall onion. I can't get any higher.
- I'm getting emotional. - Time’s up.
- Someone once told me I was lying. - Time's up.
Shit.
- Ah, shit! - What's wrong?
Shit! It's not on the barrel.
Disqualified! Disqualified!
No, because I think there's...
If we said something touching we might be able to get 15 centimeters added.
- There was a tiny onion on the barrel. - You're practically doing all my work.
We're measuring the tower they're building on the barrel.
- That's the number I'm interested in. - That’s 0 for Fuhlendorff.
I haven't built anything. I didn't have...
We're in the gray area whether it's a tower or not.
But there’s leftover onions on your barrel, Sofie.
And they measured 12 centimeters.
- Who do we watch next? - We're missing both Victor and Jonas.
You've both taken a similar approach in terms of construction.
We know you by now.
It's clear... There's a bit of a difference in energy.
- What are you looking for? - A spear.
Oh! It's supposed to be sad.
It is ... Mark!
No!
A touching speech?
Well, there's hardly been any emotional instances in my life.
When was the last time I cried?
Okay let’s do it.
Oh, when was the last time I cried?
No!
We have to save it, Mark.
- There you go. - I think that's it.
When the task began, I wanted to dedicate the speech to you, Mark.
Now I feel like this is going to be more of a speech dedicated to myself.
I believe in it without the speech. With the speech, it would have hit the ceiling.
I've screwed up this task.
But that's alright. Because if you don't fuck up -
- then you can't fuck down either.
Time’s up.
The moral is: If you can't fuck up then you can't fuck down.
Which Pixar movie is that from?
I can't think of a pun on ratatouille.
I was in "rata to in", but it's not working.
Have you figured out the last time you cried, Jonas?
The raw onions don't affect you at all.
Why do you think you have to cry?
It's really stupid. We have to tell a touching story.
- I just got confused. - I have a Pixar movie.
Remember the one with the old man and the balloons? "Fuck up."
- That's actually what he does. - And he can fuck down.
The two beautiful onion towers are approved.
We'll take a look at the measurements in a moment, but there's also 15 bonus centimeters -
- for the most touching story. And you just redeemed it.
He does.
How are the points distributed after the first task of the evening?
There’s 1 point for Fuhlendorff, because he had a little trouble with the barrel.
2 points to Sofie for 12 centimeters of leftover onions.
3 points for you, Annika. 4 points for Victor.
Even if he gets the 15 centimeters for a very touching...
And 5 points to Jonas for an onion tower of 1.24 meters.
Way to go!
Bravo!
Right now, Jonas is in the lead in this episode.
But this is the last episode of the the Champion of Champions season -
- so I'm more interested in:
Who’s at the top when you look at the whole season?
It's very close.
There are only 4 points separating four contestants.
It's really close. But Sofie is in the lead right now.
What’s the next task about?
There’s vast difference in opinion in the art world. But they all agree -
- that the finest of acting is found in soap operas.
- No! - Do you need your soul cleansed, Victor?
Are you going to take that?
- I have a stain on my shirt. - It's an interesting shirt.
Shall we?
- "Perform a scene from a soap opera." - "With an unexpected ending."
"Most dramatic soap opera with the most..."
"Unexpected ending wins. You have 20 minutes."
This is my dream.
Someone has to have died of rare cancer.
Can we get 20 liters of soap in the bathtub out there?
Evil twin. It's awesome, right?
- Isn't that good? - It's a soap opera, of course.
- Can you sing operetta? - I sure as hell can try.
Wow, that was great.
There goes all our acting careers down the drain.
A soap opera is a fictional TV series -
- that often airs during daytime and has no end.
It goes on and on. Typically there are a lot of twists.
They can be unrealistic but they need to be dramatic and surprising.
- Who should we see first? - The boys.
Classic soap operas terms were mentioned.
- Evil twin is good. - Yes, evil twin and rare disease.
Which is why I'm a little puzzled how we end up with this.
Now I’ll say something a lot of soap opera actors have said:
"I had hoped you might have salvaged that in the editing room"
It's still good.
It's a string of dramatic reactions.
You could do 36 seasons of that.
Have you experienced not being able to find your glasses? I have a wife.
My wife needs glasses.
Because her arms aren’t long enough.
When she tries to read something it's all the way out here.
Then she goes to look for her glasses. It's dramatic when you can't see.
Then there are 26 close friends watching. That’s really uncomfortable.
By the way, the guy who entered has AIDS.
You should be able to tell by just looking at Victor. He isn’t selling it well.
Mark, how do Annika and Sofie compare?
We have to see theirs.
Now we're going to a soap opera with the emphasis on soap.
But also opera. But also a lot of soap.
We're so glad you're still here Mark.
We are sisters.
You can tell because we both have blonde hair.
Man, man, Man, man, man, man, man.
We're in love with the same man!
Jealousy! He's mine!
No, he's mine!
- Who do you want? - Who do you want?
- Who do you wa-wa-wa?
He must have me.
Because I'm also your sister!
- Should we kill him? - We have to kill him.
I am the beautiful sister and your...
...twin.
He's our twin!
We didn't know he existed!
Thank you and goodnight!
You two are in love with me or a gold head -
- who also turns out to be your sister.
None of you can get the gold head.
So you choose to drown and kill it.
Which leads to the resurrection of the golden head.
- No. Or... - There was another sister, right?
Yes, a fourth sister shows up.
That’s super intriguing. But I want to ask the question:
Mark, what was it like to be in that scene?
Annoying.
I'm suffering a tiny bit. I'm swallowing a lot.
And it's a harsh soap mixture.
Now when I’m peeing there's no pee coming out. It’s just soap. I become a soap dispenser.
But what happens is...
What happens is that we were running around the house trying to find soap.
We emptied all the soap dispensers.
We also went through the kitchen cabinets where there's a bit harsher stuff.
We confused toilet cleaner with soap.
And all-purpose cleaner.
As we were about to leave there's mention of 1813. [Emergency number]
And Mark’s got his nosed cleansed and his eyes washed.
- I was gone by then. - I was also gone by then.
But we're so happy that you did it. And holy shit, what a result.
It was actually... Yeah, yeah.
As I was getting better I asked: "How are people doing?"
"They've gone home." It was a great day.
- There was a bit of panic there. - There was soap and opera.
And excitement, twists and drama.
These were two very different scenes, both inspired by the soap opera.
But the result’s clear: 2 points for the boys, 4 points for the girls.
- Mark, give us one more task. - We're going to explosions.
Oh no!
Come on!
I was going to build up the excitement a bit but yeah it's just "oh no".
Uh! Sour creme.
What’s this?
Good.
"Make the biggest sour creme explosion."
What?
"The explosion of the sour creme must be..."
- "From the spot on the table." - What spot?
"Biggest sour creme explosion wins."
"You can't use explosives." Damn it.
Why?
An explosion. And I'm not allowed to use explosives?
- What are explosives? - I think you know.
"You have 10 minutes. And one try."
What is an explosion?
- Ugh, for fuck's sake. - Poof! It's the big bang.
- I only have one really bad idea. - Could you create a black hole?
"Your time starts now."
I think we need to go to the shed.
You cannot use explosives -
- and yet we're on the hunt for the biggest sour creme explosion.
But how the heck do we figure out what the biggest explosion is?
We measure. Largest distance between two splashes of sour cream.
Who are we going to see first, Mark?
We'll start with Christian Fuhlendorff. And this speaks to my gamer heart.
Very clearly inspired by the good old game of "Donkey Kong".
Explosin, so it has actually explode.
- Can I get up there? - Yes.
It has to look cool too.
Uh, uh!
- "Donkey Kong"? - Yes, I'm doing "Donkey Kong".
Then I'll throw it down on the fire bowl.
- Are we ready? - I think we are.
Yes! And like fireworks...
I bet you haven’t seen that before.
You know I have to clean all that up?
- It was a walrus. - You did a great job.
There's a whole story.
But I have to ask Christian: Fireworks?
What about that?
Then my second question: Fireworks?
Aren’t you throwing out ceramics?
They had a lot of plates. "Don't break those as well."
Sour creme explosion-wise it was one of the weaker ones.
But that doesn’t matter. We’ll still measure it. Right, Mark?
How extreme was the explosion with the fermented... I guess it’s milk?
- I don't know. - Nobody knows.
- You’re all disqualified. - Soured cream.
- Soured cream? - Isn't cream just dense milk?
- Soured cream. - Strong cream? What are you saying?
- I'm talking to... - Cut this out.
This is what we're working with.
- Is there a dairy engineer present? - There’s one!
That’s’ great! Good, Christian.
What’s sour cream?
If it's 38 % sour creme then it’s soured whipping cream.
Yes!
Wow! Great, Mark.
- It’s no big deal... - Who’s that cool dairy expert?
I just knew something that the Taskmaster didn't.
I don't know what I just got us into.
"Is that some kind of cream or what?"
No, you called it milk but let's just leave it at that.
How big was Christian Fuhlendorff's sour creme explosion?
It was really fun to clean up after.
I measured a distance of 12 meters between two splashes of sour cream.
You're on the board, Christian.
We don't know where he is because we've only seen one explosion.
Jonas and Sofie both choose to work with waterpower.
Some people might think: Are we going to see Jonas fiddling with a garden hose again?
No, we'll leave that to Sofie.
A big explosion also has something to do with sound.
- What does this do? - Spray water.
Yes, it can do that.
We need to find a water hose.
Jonas...!
Okay, Mark. 3, 2, 1...
- Are we ready to go? - Yes, we're ready.
No!
Ah! Explosion!
Just turn it off.
For fuck's sake!
Yeah, yeah. But...
I probably won't be remembered for this.
Never have I ever been so disappointed with a pressure washer.
It can peel the paint off a Golf III.
I was so disappointed. I really believed in it.
Wasn’t it stupid to put it down in the cup?
No, it was stupid to stay inside. That was really stupid.
I would like to ask about certain elements.
We have seen three explosions. In one of them something was thrown on top of it.
When I see explosions like fireworks in Tivoli -
- there are no barrels coming from above.
It's like this.
- I guess it's just water. - What's going on here?
I don't think we won with that.
We probably won't win. But no need to pick on us while we're down.
That's so funny, Annika.
You told a touching story about you and Mette Frederiksen. You’re a such a politician -
that you spend more effort attacking other people's ideas than presenting your own.
Annika for parliament!
I approve of your explosions but there's more water than explosion.
- So when and how do we measure? - I measured after the "explosion".
It's close without being impressive.
But Jonas' "explosion" was a little bit bigger.
- Yes. How much? - That's all I’ll say right now.
It was a better idea.
Christian is in front with 12 meters. We are missing two participants. Mark?
We have been hoping to watch someone really ace it. We won't see that.
We’re going to watch Annika and Victor.
- You can blow into it, right? - That's that stupid thing with...
- Do we have a bicycle pump? - Can't a Diet Coke explode?
This is a compressor.
It's not on right now.
Okay.
- Right? - You haven't turned it on yet.
- I'm so excited. - You can tell.
I'm about to pee my pants.
- Do you see what I'm trying to do? - Yes, it's obvious to everyone.
Yeah?
3, 2, 1 ...
Explosion!
Oh no!
No...
You have to press the red button. It's not the green one?
I'm starting to understand why you attacked our approaches so much.
You criticized ours for being slow.
And you can use carbon dioxide?
- It's supposed to explode. - Blop-blop-blop.
That reminded me very much of fireworks in Tivoli.
Thank you, Christian.
The fact that you guys are making your explosions in a tiny room.
Means you don't stand a chance of beating 12 meters.
That was probably difficult for Mark to measure but you have some numbers for us, right?
Yes, I do. I somehow found a way.
It was better than water. That's the nicest thing I can say.
Annika, you get a relatively big explosion: 1.60 meters.
But Victor's is even better with 2.32 meters.
It will be a single point for Sofie -
- who’s at the bottom. Jonas is also there with 2 points.
Then there are those who worked with mentos and a compressor.
3 for Annika, 4 for Victor, and 5 clear points for Christian.
We are ready for the very last task.
The end is nigh. Right, Mark?
Lasse, you have put me through a lot all these years.
And it hasn’t been easy.
You know that as well.
But this...
Wow.
Oh, who's dead?
Someone's dead.
Mark...?
Oh shit.
I'm sorry to hear that.
- You’re the one who’s dead? - Shall we spread your self-esteem ashes?
- Are you from 88? - Were you born in 88?
- I thought you were much older. - I just thought you were older.
What's in there?
A task!
Who’s this?
Among other things it's someone named Jytte.
- "Kill Mark le Fêvre." - Read the last part.
- "You have one hour." - "Best death wins."
"If Mark really dies then you’re disqualified."
I only have to put you in a coma?
You need new friends. Really, Mark.
"Your time starts now."
This is a crazy task.
How have you pictured yourself dying?
What have I killed?
I can just kill your career.
Mark...
We're going back to the Viking Age. And you're going to wear a red wig.
I'll think about it.
You know how it is: the family dog becomes older and gets arthritis...
- And you think: Give the poor thing a dignified death.
The task at hand is to to give Mark the best death. Not the worst.
So, this might be a nice experience for you.
Yeah, it was awesome.
It's also important that Mark doesn't actually die.
Since you're sitting here now I’m assuming no one is disqualified.
Yeah!
We've had soap operas. But how do you know if that’s the real Mark?
That's a good question. Where do we start?
Annika, who’s the only one who asks how I would like to die.
- You're welcome. - Ah...
But fair is fair. We end up with this.
Your death will be like this. You’re actually 833 years old.
Wow! Oh, cool.
Any minute now they'll come up with something so you can get really old.
So you're going to accomplish a bunch of things.
For example you're going to be buried with your Nobel Peace Prize.
- I’ll get that? - Yes in 2026.
- You'll get Comedian of the Year. - That takes a little longer.
That's a few years after the Peace Prize but this one is much harder to get.
So you'll be surrounded by your great achievements -
- and some of whom you cared about the most.
You can come in now.
Here we have Strøby.
Who has passed away, so that's an angel.
That actually hurts a bit.
But he's in dog heaven.
Now you're getting a lethal dose of your favorite pasta dish, -
- favorite ice cream And sour, sour, sour candy.
- That's a lethal dose. - Is that a real needle?
Yes.
And then Lasse says:
Mark le Fêvre.
Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust.
In sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life.
Amen.
There you go.
I have a couple of questions.
Mark wins the Nobel Peace Prize in 2026 -
- and he'll be Comedian of the Year in 2029. He’s 41 years old by then.
Then he doesn't really accomplish anything until he turns 812 and dies.
It’s an achievement to get Comedian of the Year so many years after it's been discontinued. [TV2 Zulu which showed the event discontinued it because they felt that TV2 Zulu needed to reinvent itself at the time. TV2 Zulu has since been shut down.]
- Oh yeah. - We don't know if it's coming back.
Or it has become part of Nobel prizes.
So you become Comedian of the Year at the same time?
Those are just the greatest achievements. He's also got the Fidus teddy bear in soccer. [A prize, often a teddy bear, to signify the MVP on a team.]
But it can't all be in the coffin.
That was a really nice death.
But there are still 4 really nice death experiences left, Mark.
Yes, we need to see a few more.
Sofie, we're going back to the Viking Age. And I'm wearing a red wig.
Mark, he shall die and die and die and die and die and die
And die, and die, and die, and die.
Mark, he shall die and die And die and die and die and die and die.
And die, and die, and die, and die, and die.
Some people think he's nice but he shall die, yes, he must die.
Some people think he's cute as a button.
but he must die now, he shall die.
But there are children watching this
so you have to imagine what's going to happen.
Now you have to die, Mark le Fêvre! Die!
Now he has to go sailing.
Because Mark le Fêvre is dead.
Now he has to go sailing.
Because Mark le Fêvre is dead.
- Yeah, I didn’t spend a lot of time of the lyrics. - Yeah, you don’t say.
We were having such a great time. We spent a lot of time with those barrels.
But I'm a little puzzled. Why is he cheering for this idea?
I don't understand it. He's standing: "Yes, I must..."
He's been feeling ill for a long time so we agree that it had to happen.
We know Mark’s going to die. But who’ll be in charge of his death this time?
It's good old Jonas Mogensen.
It's a slightly different kind of death but a more unpleasant one.
What's up? How are you feeling, Mark?
- Not great. - You like to perform.
- I've sent you some jokes. - I've written them down here.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Remember to keep up the pace.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mark le Fêvre!
Good evening.
Yeah...
Do you know how to make a fish laugh?
Put it in spring water. Spring... No? [A pun on kildevand/spring water. Kilde means tickling so kildevand = tickling water].
Speak louder. There's a a cooler over here that’s really...
What animal lives by collecting bottles?
The panther. Pant... [In Denmark you can collect bottles, return them to the store and get a small sum of money for each bottle, so a “panter” is someone who does that and earns a decent amount.]
For fuck's sake...
My heart’s pounding right now.
Come on that was great.
Oh I loved it.
My palms are all sweaty from watching it. It's so uncomfortable.
It's a commonly understood concept among all entertainers.
"Dying" on stage’s a really bad performance –
- that is not received with any kind of enthusiasm.
But it's not the best death for Mark.
It's not supposed to be the best death for him just good for the rest of us.
I kind of like it. We can all agree...
- that it's one of those stories you'd tell to colleagues.
That's the best.
It's better to talk about others you've seen "die".
I just gave that gift to everyone!
- Can I see the next death? - Yes, we need to move on.
Victor, last time you were here, you jumped at the chance...
- and created a cinematic masterpiece in the form of a western in a bingo hall.
You continue in the world of cinema. You just have a knack for making movies.
Why is this the best death for Mark?
Because there’s also life.
You could say... Now I’m just spit balling.
What I like about your movie is -
- that it has a happy ending.
Because Mark lives on through your child.
So he's not really dead. He's still with us.
In that way he's not really dead. So he's disqualified.
- That was a really nice story. - I'm very happy with it as well.
I would say, if you can fuck up...
... you can also fuck down.
Don’t push your luck. I really liked that movie.
That's four great death experiences. We're only missing one death.
Yes, we're missing Christian.
And I have no idea what to say. I don't know what's going to happen.
- This is the final episode. - Oh shit!
Not the final episode of the whole show. But I think that should be celebrated.
All of us. I'm going to get something.
Christian!
Wow!
- The Taskmaster gets a glass. - Ice cold. How lovely.
Yes, it's the final episode.
Christian Fuhlendorff! Easy, Jonas. Me first.
Cheers!
For you. And then there's one for me too.
For you, Mark.
- Aren’t there more of the others? - They’re all alike.
- Just enjoy it. - It's children's champagne.
Cheers, everyone. Congratulations on reaching the final episode.
- It's good, right? - It's on the sweet side.
- Not bad. - Very refreshing.
It actually tastes really good.
Yes it does. Just drink it. Drink it, Mark.
- Great. - That's thoughtful of you.
Well, that's a nice way of not solving the task.
- How does it taste, Mark? - I think...
- It makes your throat dry. - Yes, it's very ...
Yes, it's hot. Can you feel it?
- Do you need to stand up a bit? - I just need to...
Stand up. Get the blood pumping through your body.
Move, Mark. Come on, Mark.
- Can we...? - No, we're rolling.
We're rolling. Yes, yes, yes. It's going straight to your head, Mark.
Crawl, Mark. Crawl.
Yes...
Is there...?
Mark is dying.
Who's cleaning up after him? Because something's going to happen in one end.
Just like the last one...
Mark’s dead.
Anyways...
- Your wife’s a doctor, Jonas. - I'm not going to touch that.
- Are you crazy, man! No, no. - How do we continue?
If he's really dead then you're disqualified.
I'm not prepared being without an assistant.
But there's always...
Should I get an assistant?
- You are frighteningly well prepared. - Can I get a new Mark in here?
Here you go. The new Mark!
Yes, the new Mark.
Have a seat, Mark.
You have thought of everything.
- I'm ready for... - Two seconds. There's a code on the iPad.
Great.
Nice to see you again. I'm ready to distribute points.
Before we go through the points -
- I need to decide if anyone’s disqualified.
Four passed the task. Christian, I'm not 100% sure about you.
Mark, you know how I check if you’re alive. I'll ask twice:
Mark, are you dead?
You can still make it, Christian. He's insanely good at revi...
The only way I know...
Then I prefer it my way. Mark, are you for real dead?
Wow!
Yes!
I guess that also means...
Mark, you may now kill him.
Thank you, Jakob.
Have I shaved my head for no reason?
You've put on a little latex cap.
Christian is not disqualified. And that's okay news for Mark as well.
I'm ready to distribute points. Jonas, 1 point. Thanks for the effort.
And I loved the whole ride, Christian. It was an exciting rollercoaster ride.
But I don't think it was a good death for Mark. 2 points.
Then I’ll give 3 points for a Vikings death. 4 points for Annika.
And for the touching movie: 5 points to Victor Lander.
It all comes down to the final task, taking place right here on this very stage.
The score hasn’t been as close before the last task of any series before now.
That fits the bill when we have five former champions standing here on stage.
- Who should read the task out loud? - Annika.
Here you go.
"Finish with the most bananas in your box."
"You need to start by looking in your box and say
- how many bananas are in your box. You don't have to tell the truth."
"After that, all contestants are allowed to choose -
- whether they want to keep their box or if they want to swap it."
"Whoever has the box with the most bananas after 2 rounds wins."
If you don't recognize the the order you’re standing in...
- it's because you are placed in order of your accumulative points.
- Sofie is in the lead. Hi, Victor. - No!
- Am I second? - Right now, yes.
What the fuck?
No!
No! Really?
I've done everything to be last. Oh, okay.
You haven't done everything to be last.
You have to get the box with the most bananas in it after two rounds.
Now everyone can take a look in their box -
- to see how many bananas there are. Go ahead.
The first person to declare the number of bananas in their box is Sofie.
- I have 3 bananas. - Annika, how many bananas do you have?
I only have 2.
2 bananas in Annika's box. Christian, how many bananas do you have?
7.
- 0. - 0 in Jonas'. And Victor?
I'm going to lie.
There are 12 bananas in my box.
- Here we go. - Sofie, you have the most points.
Are you staying put or are you swapping?
- I would like to swap. - With whom?
Jonas Mogensen.
We just talked about it. You said you were such a bad liar.
That's not even a lie, we just talked about that.
But you can also tell the truth.
- Yes, that's the game. - That's true.
Jonas, I'll swap with you.
Sofie, who claimed to have 3 bananas in her box swaps with Jonas. Annika?
- So, now I have to choose? - Do you want to stand put or swap?
- What did you say, Christian? - 7.
Ah, okay.
Oh, damn! This is fucking hard.
Christian ... switcheroo!
Very good. Christian, now you’re up.
- I'll swap back again. - That's how fast it can be done.
I'm staying here forever. I don't want to move at all.
- Jonas, it's your turn. - I'm staying put too.
Victor Lander with the 12 lying bananas.
- I’ll swap with Annika. - Wow.
Well, now all five have decided, whether to switch or stay put.
Now you can have a look in your new box.
Don't say how many bananas there are.
No!
No! Jonas, you have...
Sofie, I said: Don't say, how many bananas there are.
No, no, no!
Sofie, we're going to start the second round and it's the same rules.
You will be the first allowed to to make a decision:
Do you want to stay put with Jonas' valuable box?
- Or do you want to swap with someone else? - I want to fucking swap.
Absolutely.
I'll swap with Jonas.
Switching with Jonas.
Very good.
I can't figure this out anymore.
Annika, you're number two so now it's you.
Okay...
Then I'll swap with Victor.
- So, Christian. What about you? - I'm not swapping with anyone.
- Jonas? - Swap with me.
No. I'll swap with Annika.
- You can't look, right? - No, you can't.
This is actually the last decision that has to be made -
- before we reveal the point distribution.
Victor Lander, stay put or switch?
What's amazing right now...
... is that Annika has claimed throughout all 4 episodes
- that she does not want to win.
I've figured it out now.
Annika, do you want to win?
Because then I can get that for you.
Whoa!
That's quite a declaration of love.
- But you have to say you want to win. - All right, then!
Then I’ll stay put.
I can tell you...
Now I’ll tell you how many bananas are in the boxes.
Victor Lander has 5 bananas. Second most, 4 points.
Annika Aakjær has 0 bananas. 1 point.
Christian Fuhlendorff has 24 bananas. 5 points.
Jonas Mogensen, 2 bananas, and that's 3 points.
1 banana for Sofie Linde means 2 points.
And that means Mark le Fêvre...?
It's a bit funny because if Victor had swapped...
- you would have had exactly as many points as the current first place holder.
That didn't happen so we have a winner and his name is Christian Fuhlendorff.
Yeah!
- You got it? - Yes.
- I’m losing the bottom one. - Congratulations!
He may not feel like a champion right now.
But he is a champion. The Champion of Champions: Christian Fuhlendorff.
If you just tuned in you’ve missed it all. Thank you and goodnight.
Translation for r/panelshow November 2023