"Complete the -- " Damn!
Hopla!
Now you can't claim that this has moved!
I don't even know where they are!
Good evening, and welcome to watching our charming entertainers as they attempt to
surpass themselves and each other as they perform intellectually challenging tasks.
The bar of ingenuity is cleared when I arbitrarily score them.
I am Jaakko Saariluoma, and this is Suurmestari.
Our regular contestants are: Eero Ritala.
Pamela Tola.
Pirjo Lonka.
Joonas Nordman.
And today competing with them is the charming Heikki Ranta.
[Actor/musician, mostly stage and TV]
And everyone is surely aware of who sits here on my left.
If they aren't, they should be. She's the official referee of the competition, Pilvi Hämäläinen.
Evening.
Pilvi, what fun can we expect today?
Today we can expect great adventures with a quiet companion.
Who, this time, is not me.
Terrific! Sounds wonderful.
Not the part where it isn't you, but the part where there are great, grand adventures.
But let's first figure out what we're competing for, and give out the first points of the day.
The prizes of the episode are the contestants' personal belongings.
This time, you asked them to bring as a prize:
Something that is suprisingly pleasant to touch.
- [Pilvi] Should we start with Eero? - [Jaakko] Let's start with Eero.
Eero brought a glass item, bought in Japan, with this explanation:
"Yes, it looks pleasant to touch, but it's SO pleasant to touch that even if you expect it to be pleasant to touch, it will still surprise you!"
And Pirjo's thing is, according to her own words:
"Some kind of goo. Surprisingly pleasant."
Pamela... Pamela brought an energising, mystical, smooth energy stone,
which she acquired during her spiritual journey to a supermarket in Joensuu.
[PAUSE TO READ] Joensuu often has open-air markets that sell stuff like this, hence Pilvi's joke that it was purchased somewhere more mundane.
And for Joonas, something that is surprisingly pleasant to touch is dripping candle wax.
[Pilvi] Yeah.
And crowning our astonishing prize collection is Heikki's thing that is surprisingly pleasant to touch:
Playdough.
[Jaakko] None of these were particularly surprising, nor terribly pleasant to touch.
So I'm giving everyone two points.
Can't be helped.
But I'm giving Joonas a bonus point for his,
because candle wax demands such piety, since it needs to be created, let drip, and waited on until it's the correct temperature.
And above all else, daring to touch it. So one bonus point for that.
And now let's go to the mansion to see our first task.
Wow wow wow wow wow!
"Complete all of the tasks."
"You may open the next envelope only after you have completed the task in the envelope you have already opened."
"Fastest to complete all tasks wins."
"Your time starts now."
The contestants were tasked with completing all of the tasks as quickly as possible.
They were allowed to open a new task only after they had completed the already-opened task.
Fantastic. An ingenious task, certainly. Who do we start with?
Let's start with Heikki, Eero, and Pamela.
"Put seven garden-related items into a wheelbarrow, and take them into the playhouse."
What now?
"Build a tower of bricks higher than 50cm on this rug."
Even a three-year-old could make one of these.
"Put seven garden-related items into a wheelbarrow..."
"...and take them into the playhouse."
What?
Into the wheelbarrow. Right. So any things at all.
What? A garden? What's a garden item?
Such a hard task to start with!
There are no items in the garden.
What could be in a garden?
Six, seven...
- Aagh! - What?!
[Eero] Brilliant.
Oh! Damnit!
Let's see...
"Knock over at least one skittle by bowling."
There.
Let's bowl with this shoe.
A strike.
That's over 50.
"Place one of your hands on your hip... and keep it there for the rest of the tasks."
"Knock over at least one skittle by bowling."
Yes!
"Hide the jigsaw pieces in the forest."
[Heikki] Oh, hell...
Then... What do I do?
There!
This is how I play.
And... Fly!
Hidden.
"Complete the jigsaw."
This is, surprisingly, really hard.
[Pilvi] You definitely hid them well?
I dunno.
"Complete the -- " Damn!
[Eero in task] Complete that jigsaw! I'll do just that.
[Possible pun. "Koota" means assemble (like a jigsaw) or gather (like the hidden pieces).]
[Heikki] I didn't put them there.
What?
It's not where I put them!
[Pamela] Oh, no!
[Heikki] There.
Pamela, when you opened that task, you got this expression that said: "Are you serious?"
Yeah, like, what is this, now? What kind of clownery is this?
Heikki, what do you think, the first task: Was it worth coming on this programme?
Definitely it was. And then it taught me that, well…
When it's always said that you shouldn't be in the past or in the future, but be in the moment,
that it would pay off a little to be in the future, as well.
When I did that, I hid them so well that they still haven't found those jigsaw pieces.
I think the situation is that... Technically speaking, our attempts are still unfinished.
Yes, that's true! Yeah, I guess the stopwatch is probably still running?
Yes, we'll see. It remains to be seen.
We'll get Pamela's time now, at least. What was Pamela's time?
Pamela completed all of the tasks successfully in 12 minutes, 32 seconds.
And as for Heikki and Eero, the clock is still running.
We will return to their attempts later on.
- [Pamela] Boys! But you're good hiders. - [Eero] Yes. - [Jaakko] Right.
We'll get back to Heikki and Eero's attempts, and we still haven't seen Joonas' and Pirjo's attempts.
We'll see them after the break. See you soon.
Welcome back, this is Suurmestari.
Before the break, we saw how Eero, Heikki, and Pamela attempted to complete six tasks as fast as possible.
Pilvi, how will we proceed?
- Let's proceed with Joonas' and Pirjo's attempts. - Got it.
What's the first task? Am I allowed to look in here?
Because here we have these... Ha-ha!
"Put seven garden-related items into a wheelbarrow, and take them into the playhouse."
Right, and now someone will go, "Why didn't he just cram everything into the wheelbarrow at once?"
Because I can't carry it all.
Yes!
"Build a tower of bricks higher than 50cm on this rug."
"Place one of your hands on your hips..."
[Pilvi] Correct.
Yes!
"Put seven garden-related items into a wheelbarrow..."
[Pirjo in task] Didn't say that they couldn't be the same.
One, two, three...
No!
"Knock over at least one skittle by bowling."
"Hide the jigsaw pieces in the forest."
- [Eero & Pirjo] Yeah. - [Heikki] Sly.
You can see them a bit.
"Complete the jigsaw." Cool.
Sorry!
[Joonas] She's quite the criminal.
There.
"Place one of your hands on your hip and keep it there for the rest of the tasks."
Thank God I only got that one at this point.
"Complete the jigsaw." I already completed it!
"Hide the jigsaw pieces in the forest."
We'll count this as forest.
"Build a tower of bricks higher than 50cm on this rug."
Finished!
Thank you.
Thank you. Pirjo, you… This is the first time that somebody has completed a task without reading it.
- You completed the jigsaw before you read the task. - How's that possible? Why, why...?
Yes, how is it possible?
- [Pamela] What? Hey... - I just now realised that's how I... But that wasn't disallowed either.
- [Pamela] What? - But I don't understand... I thought that it started... I can't comprehend it, either.
I'm either having a mini-stroke, or...
No, see, I'm just living in this future. Or in this... what Heikki was just...
What were Joonas' and Pirjo's times?
Pirjo's time was 9 minutes 15 seconds.
And Joonas' time was 9 minutes 4 seconds.
- [Jaakko] Under ten minutes. - [Pirjo] Excellent!
How do we deal with Heikki and Eero, then?
Well, let's go see... what happened.
[Heikki] But wait a minute! Wait a minute! No problem.
[Heikki in task] Where did I put them?
I didn't even remember to count them. I don't even know... how many there are.
Oh, no!
There... There... There...
Right there! Eight. Yes! Yes, yes, yes.
What? Are there really so many more?
[Eero in task] This is almost...
Damn it.
Here, I put… I put one here. Right around here.
Has somebody gone and taken them?
There could have been some deceit.
There and there... I'm missing three pieces! What?
Come to papa!
Come to papa, jigsaw puzzle.
Here! Good.
Four is good enough. I'll come do it now.
It's exact, and yet... It's like a kind of abstract art.
[Pilvi] I suppose it could also be considered a jigsaw.
And the other one, it's playing with...
- No! - What are you doing?
[Jaakko] Eero and Heikki, how do you define a jigsaw puzzle?
[Jaakko] Either one of you may answer.
It's like... there are pieces, and then you play with them. ["palapeli" (jigsaw) = "piece game"]
But still, we got some kind of times for the gentlemen. What are they?
Eero's time was 15 minutes 7 seconds.
And Heikki's time was 15 minutes 26 seconds.
I'll give this points now, of course according to the times.
- I'll give... Joonas gets 5 points. - [Pamela & Eero] Well done.
Pirjo 4 points. Pamela 3 points.
And Heikki and Eero both get 1 point.
- Alright! - Alright! Something, at least.
But you get one bonus point for admirably stretching the definition of a jigsaw.
[Eero] Yes! Good. Go us.
What are the scores at the moment?
In the lead at the moment is...
Not you. Joonas!
- He-hey! - [Eero] Go Joonas! - [Pirjo] Alright!
[Pamela] How... How, how...?
[Jaakko] Joonas, we're just as surprised as you are.
Yeah, and I'm probably the only one who's happy.
But there are more points to be given out. Let's go to the mansion for the next tasks.
- Hiya. - Hi.
Good Lord.
"Transfer the water from one fishbowl into another."
"The fishbowl may not be moved."
"You may only use the items on the table."
"The one who transfers the most water from one fishbowl into another wins."
"You have six minutes. Your time starts now."
The contestants were tasked with moving as much water as possible from one fishbowl into another.
They weren't allowed to move the fishbowls during the attempt.
Interesting. This task should go like water, shouldn't it? [idiom, "go smoothly"]
Who should we start with?
Actually, let's watch all of the attempts at once.
Why wouldn't I just transfer it with this?
There, there. Transfer this water.
Oh, Good Lord.
"The one who transfers the most water from one fishbowl into another wins."
No, but if I press on this, and then make it suck...
Then nothing happens at all.
Let's put one in there to swell up.
Oh! What happened to it?
No, damn, I thought it was some kind of sponge that could collect it.
Candy floss? This makes no sense at all.
Eugh!
Now I'm just wasting water! What a stupid thing to do.
Now you can't claim that this has moved! Because it's... it was moved by gravity.
What was it, six minutes to do it? But still the fastest wins. This makes no sense at all.
But I can transfer it back and forth!
[Pamela] What?
- [Pirjo] What? - What are you doing?
[Heikki] I put it back.
[Pirjo] No! Eww!
[Pirjo] Eero!
- Let's take these out, so I don't swallow them. - [Pamela] What?
Eww!
- You did the same thing! - [Pamela] No way! - [Heikki] Pirjo, you too?
No, no, no!
If this doesn't absorb it, then you've used plastic in this, and that's bad stuff.
If someone manages to transfer even more, I'll be surprised.
The water has been transferred from one fishbowl to another.
Time's up.
[Pilvi] Time's up.
- Time's up. - Good.
[Joonas] And that's that.
Thank you, dear friends, for your attempts.
Pirjo, could you elaborate on the sentence: "You can't claim that it has moved, since it's the gravity that moves it."
We were...
We were on the second floor of an old house, and... And it was already sinking down.
I think that would make for great T-shirt text. Such wisdom.
- "You can't claim that it's moved, because..." - But at least I didn't touch it! It moved for some other reason.
- Yeah, you sure didn't touch it. - [Pirjo] No, I didn't.
Oh, Eero... Eero...
How often do you use a straw the size of a vacuum cleaner nozzle to suck things towards you?
- [Pirjo] No... - Oh, that's a dangerous question.
- I... - [Jaakko] You may answer just... - I think my lawyer should answer this one.
Let's not go into the specifics. Let's not go into the specifics.
Pilvi, what were the results?
Everyone transferred practically one fishbowl's worth of water.
Except for one, namely Heikki, who did the transfer multiple times.
After all, you were supposed to transfer as much water from one fishbowl to another as possible.
And additionally, the fishbowl was moved, whether influenced by gravity or something else, by:
Heikki, Joonas, and Pirjo. And Pirjo a couple of times, too.
I see...
- That was a true insult. - Goddamn gravity!
You wouldn't... You wouldn't have thought it to be so old a building that it moved twice.
And on the second floor, as well. Well, twice on the second floor.
Can we score this one yet?
Well, maybe not quite yet, because this wasn't everything.
I still have something to show regarding one of these people.
Something extra regarding one person.
Interesting. So interesting that we'll have to take a break before seeing what that's about.
- We'll get back to it soon. - [Contestants] What?!
Welcome back.
Before the break, we saw how the contestants transferred water from one fishbowl to another.
But that wasn't all, was it, Pilvi?
No, that wasn't all.
That is, one of the contestants got their very own task. Let's roll the tape.
"Every time you transfer water to a fishbowl, you must come up with a new pet name for the Taskmaster."
- What? - Woah.
Huggysillybuns ["Halimussuhöpsy"]. [These are all nonsense sounds or hybrids of names/words used for actual pets combined with Jaakko's nickname (Jaska)]
Bunnykittybuns. ["Pupukissamussu"]
Jasu-buns ["Jasumussu"]. Faster, now. Jasku-pushy ["Jaskupusku"].
Jasuwhizzy ["Jasupissu"]. Nunnunannun.
Taskmastersnookums ["Suurmestarihupsukka"]. Taskmastergoofkums ["Suurmestarihapsukka"].
Taskmastertookums. ["Suurmestarisupsukka"]
Jaskajapekums ["Jaskajapsukka"]. Jaskasillykums ["Jaskahömpsykkä"]. Saariluomasnookums ["Saariluomansupsukka"].
Shnookums ["Hipsukka"]. Jaskajookums ["Jaskanlupsukka"]. Jaskasmollkums ["Jaskanhimpsukka"].
Jaskagookums ["Jaskanvimpsikka"]. Jaskagizmokums ["Jaskanvimikka"].
Jaskaleekums ["Jaskanjälläkkä"]. Jaskasmookums ["Jaskanhintsikka"]. Jaskaeekums ["Jaskanjäntsäkkä"].
Jaskajazzette ["Jaskanjatsakka"]. Jaskaquintette ["Jaskanviitsikka"]. Lullabuns ["Lullakka"].
Janna-Jaska. [Janna is an actual name]
- Jubatsuba. - You have...
Jaskan jallallalla.
If there's going to be words about those not being pet names... Well, they were.
- [Pamela] Those were so weird! - [Joonas] Those were great.
During her attempt, Pirjo said
- a total of 33 different pet names for the Taskmaster. Of which... - [Joonas] Really strong.
Of which 12 were of the snookums, goofkums, and jookums variety.
[Joonas] Fantastic.
Thank you, Pirjo. For your creativity.
So... then...
[Pirjo] A feast of improv. Not my first time at it.
The points go by the amount of water transferred and the number of mistakes.
So the points go as follows:
I'll give the one who transferred the most water with the fewest mistakes, even if there may have been one mistake...
Heikki gets 5 points.
- [Eero] Yes, good. - [Pamela] Go, Heikki!
Eero and Pamela, 3 points.
Joonas, 2 points.
And Pirjo, 1 point.
But, Pirjo, you get a bonus point for all of those wonderful pet names.
- One? - [Heikki] Good!
- [Jaakko] Did I say one? - No, no! I was just thanking you for the one! That's more than I ever imagined!
- I expected nothing, and I got one! I'm so happy! - You were about to get more!
- You'll get that, Pirjo. And you'll get a second one, as well. That was just so... - [Heikki] Oh, my gosh.
Two bonus points to Pirjo for all those pet names.
Let's go to the mansion, and see the next adventure.
I see. There's someone else here!
- Hello! - [Pilvi] Hello.
Howdy.
"Take this mannequin on the most epic adventure possible."
"You have 25 minutes."
"The most epic adventure wins."
"Your time starts now."
The contestants' task was to take the mannequin on the most epic adventure possible.
The most epic adventure possible. Ah, I can hardly wait for the kinds of adventures we have in store.
- Who's up first? - Let's start with Eero, Joonas, and Pamela.
This guy here? How can we move it?
It doesn't move at all! It's damn heavy!
Marjatta, will you go with me on an epic adventure? [Old-fashioned female name]
- "Yes!" - Alright!
[Eero in task] Then let's go!
I'll just have to grab it there.
Let the adventure commence.
I think I'll probably, unfortunately, have to tie something to it.
Oh, well.
She's like a wild animal, so I have to cage her somehow.
Let's go on a little adventure with her.
There. You can have a licky-lick.
- "Licky-lick..." - [Eero in task] On an adventure.
Over here...
Will it hit? Will it hit? No, it won't.
Perfect! Marjatta, can you feel the rush? Do you feel the high?
Oh, no. Will it hit? No, it won't.
Thank you.
- Let's put her like this, so she can see the scenery. - [Pilvi] Yeah.
There's not much within range...
I think I've estimated this a little...
Poorly.
Open your palms like this, and take...
You can take in... The stillness of the forest.
We're coming out.
Alright! Hopla!
Nooooo!
"Oh! It's so cold! Oh, it's so very cold!"
- Is that epic? - Then, let's go in. Ah, never mind.
Let's show the lady... the wonders of the capital region.
Go ahead and chill a moment. I guess that's pee.
[Eero in task] There we go.
Great. We're already at the metro platform. These Länsimetro platforms are fancy. ["Western Metro" - an extension to the Helsinki metro line, which opened in 2017]
Hi, hi.
There's not a lot of people here.
I don't know that much about this stuff.
Oh my! Doesn't it feel lovely to be pampered?
A pampering adventure.
Nooooooo!
This was clearly a great investment, the Länsimetro. It's completely packed.
Folks just love using it.
Folks love using it, and people from Espoo no longer drive their cars on the Länsiväylä. ["Western Highway"]
[PAUSE TO READ] Espoo is often considered a wealthier part of Finland, and people living there have a reputation of being motorists, despite the good public transportation.
♪ Ave Maria! ♪
We'll read more about this in Alibi magazine. [Focuses on crime reporting]
♪ Ave Maria! ♪
The song is echoing in the metro...
[Heikki] How lovely.
For a while, it seemed like I'd given you a task to organise the worst possible bachelorette party for my friend.
Pamela... What's with the true crime story?
- I understood it as... - Is that your idea of an epic adventure?
The best adventure you can go on involves a noose around your neck while in the sea?
Hey! No! She was a wild animal!
She... She's...
Haven't you heard that song that goes "You can't cage a wild animal"? [Likely Ramses II - "Villieläin"]
[Pamela] I admit that it probably looked a little suspicious,
but I only realised that when I was dragging her across the rocks.
- Quick note that felines don't exactly enjoy swimming. - [Pamela] That's true.
[Heikki] I don't think she knew she was swimming.
[Pirjo] It got out of a bad situation.
I'm guessing she was no longer alive, after having been strangled by that rope all the way there.
We still haven't seen Heikki's and Pirjo's adventures. And we'll see them after the break.
Welcome back!
Before the break, we saw how Eero, Pamela, and Joonas took a silent companion on an epic adventure.
We still have two epic adventures left to see.
Heikki's and Pirjo's epic adventures will be shown now, in one package.
Is "epic" when it's really... What?
"Enormous, colossal, great, Earth-shattering, magnificent, fantastic."
Ho ho ho!
WHAT?!
[Pirjo in task] Earth-shattering.
Microwave.
First I'll try to see if I can lift it.
Alright!
I've worked in a clothing store before. I tinkered with these quite a lot.
♪ Come dancing in the rain! I'm dancing in the rain! ♪
A hair dresser doing a hairstyle.
Heeeyyy!
- [Pamela] Hey! - Why?
- [Pirjo] What? - [Eero] There's a certain type of... [person?]
Breasts!
Because this... I mean... Because of her height...
Let's go for a smoke. ["rööki" - Helsinki slang]
No!
There you go, take a drag...
[Pamela] How awful!
What is this?!
I couldn't come up with anything!
[Pamela] This... This makes no sense!
[Joonas] What now??
This probably won't end well.
Now, then! What could be more refreshing than this?
- Maybe I'll, umm... Come with you. - [Pamela] What?
[Heikki in task] It's so cold! It's so cold!
And why are we throwing it??
What if it had arms like this?
[Pamela] What?
- Noooo! - [Pamela] What's going on?
- [Pamela] With all that time... No! - [Joonas] What?
There.
She's writing her memoirs.
"The Epic Memoirs of Mannequin Maija's Epic Adventure."
Finished.
Thank you, Pirjo.
Pirjo... Pirjo...
"Enormous, colossal, Earth-shattering, magnificent, fantastic."
Were those present in your adventure?
Yes!
This... This would have been excellent, if the task had been to try to make your companion talk.
[Pamela] Or a ghost!
- [Pirjo] True! Like an intelligence agency. - [Joonas] It reminds...
It reminded me of police records of pre-trial investigations.
"After she removed the victim's head from the microwave, she attempted to drown her in sand."
You beat it up.
In my opinion, I did pretty well.
- So this is your understanding of an epic adventure? - [Pirjo] Well, I...
Never ask anyone to join you in anything.
Whew! Now I need to score these, somehow.
And, well... Ai.
These were all in their own way different, good, and entertaining adventures, so I'll give everyone five points.
- [Heikki] Yes! - [Eero] Good.
But then I'll give Joonas...
Some separation must be made, so I'm giving Joonas one bonus point, for going truly outside of the box.
Especially since I've heard you tried to take it home with you.
And thankfully, time was up, so we didn't see what would've happened there.
So you're getting a bonus point for that.
And for Eero, of course, for the most comprehensive and diverse package: Two bonus points.
Oooh!
Thank you, thank you!
We've witnessed some epic adventures. We still have points to give out.
It's time for the final task. Get ready.
Pilvi, what was the final task, again?
The final task today requires broad thinking.
Heikki, please read the task out loud.
"Choose one member of your team to write the names of 10 different animals on the board."
"You have 45 seconds. Your time starts on the Taskmaster's signal."
Good. You've probably understood the task.
Choose one person from your teams. Have you done that?
Good. Joonas will write over there, and over there will be...
- [Eero] Heikki. - [Jaakko] Heikki.
- [Pirjo] ...Easy ones. - Good. Write ten animals on the board now.
- [Pirjo] Maybe even ones that make sounds. - [Pamela] Easy ones!
- [Eero] Yes! - [Heikki] Yeah!
Well done! They aren't even difficult ones.
- [Pirjo] Good job, Joonas! - [Pilvi] Time's up.
- [Jaakko] Good. - [Pilvi] Alright.
Thank you, contestants. Well thought up.
[Pirjo] Help.
Heikki, please read the task out loud.
"Mime the animals listed by the other team to your own team."
"While you perform as the animal, you must say the letter"
"that comes before the first letter of that animal in the alphabet." [A-Z, then Å, Ä, Ö]
"The person who has been chosen as the team's guesser tries to guess the animal in question."
"The team that correctly guesses the most animals wins. You have two minutes."
"Your time starts from the Taskmaster's signal."
- Joonas mimes, Pirjo guesses. Are you ready? - [Joonas] Yes.
Your time starts now.
Gigigigi...
- Horse [hevonen]. - [Joonas] Yes.
Uhhh...
- OooOooOoo... - Pupu [bunny].
Jii...
Cat [kissa].
[Eero] Check out Pirjo.
- Jijjij... - So... What?
Jijjij...
Dog [koira].
- Kkk... - Cow [lehmä].
- Nnn... - Squirrel [orava].
- Kkk... - Bird [lintu].
- Öö-öö-öö... - Monkey [apina]!
[Pirjo] Keep going, Joonas!
Rrr…
O, P, Q, R, S... Frog [sammakko]!
- Kikikiki... - [Pirjo] Excuse me, what is that?
Kiki... ki... Mouse [hiiri]!
[Pamela] How did she know even that? What?! Wow!
- [Pamela] What a fantastic team. - [Heikki] They really were. - [Jaakko] Thanks, Joonas and Pirjo!
[Pamela] That was good! How did you get the mouse?
So Pamela and Eero mime, Heikki guesses. Are you ready?
- [Heikki] We are. - [Pamela] Yes. - [Jaakko] Your time starts now.
[Heikki] Pamela!
Jijiji...
- Dog [koira]. - [Eero] Yes.
Jijiji...
[Heikki] Cat [kissa].
Jijiji...
[Heikki] Snake [käärme].
Kkk...
[Heikki] What...? Cow [lehmä]!
O, o, o...
[Heikki] What?
O, o, o...
[Heikki] Swine [sika]!
- [Heikki] Pig [porsas]. - [Eero] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Heikki] Piggy [possu].
- Gigigi... - Horse [hevonen].
- Rrr... - Rabbit [jänis]. Frog [sammakko].
- Kekeke... - Tiger [tiikeri]!
- Lion [leijona]. - [Eero] Yes!
Öö, ö, öö...
- [Heikki] What? - Öö, ö, öö...
Monkey [apina]!
- Aa... Aa...? - Öö, ö, öö...
...Monkey...?
Desert fox [aavikkokatti]? What?
Again! Don't give up.
Alligator [alligaattori]!
[Heikki] Help [apua]!
[Pilvi] Time's up!
- I didn't get… What was it? - [Eero] This was a difficult one.
- What was it? - Ass [aasi].
- No! - Thank you, Heikki, Eero, and Pamela.
[Pamela] You did well! You did well!
Thanks to each and every one of you. It was extremely entertaining.
Joonas chose a civil servant-like style, proceeding at an even pace,
and Pamela got stuck on an animal that was...
- An ass. - Right. - Which was fitting for me.
At first I thought, when you said "ass" to Heikki, that you were calling Heikki an ass for not getting it.
- [Pamela] But that works, too. - [Jaakko] But thankfully... - [Heikki] Fair enough.
But that was good. The points go as follows…
Joonas and Pirjo managed to guess two more, so they get five points.
And, of course, you can't be left with nothing. I'll give for the entertainment value and for how...
How difficult... or how pleasant it was watching that last guess, you get three points.
- [Eero & Pamela] Yes! - [Pamela] Good. Thank you.
Pilvi, a huge question wafts in the air. Who won the episode?
After all the tasks, the one to accumulate the most points was...
- Who else but Joonas? - [Joonas] Yes!
Yes!
[Jaakko] Joonas, congratulations! You may go enjoy your prizes.
Thanks to all the contestants. Thank you, Heikki Ranta.
Thank you to all viewers. This has been Suurmestari.
[Pamela] Let's go test if they're nice to touch.
English translation by u/yellowrainboot Proofreading and sync by u/chequedummy
Original Finnish subs: Maaret Dufva Iyuno Additional transcription by u/yellowrainboot