Shh! Ugh!
Bye-bye! Eugh!
Arggh!
Ohh!
Mmm!
This is the best day of my life.
Yep. Go on.
Eughhh!
Shh!
Yes! Hello.
Welcome to Taskmaster Australia,
a competitive high-drama series
where the emotions of real people are on the line,
just like a dating reality show
except tonight our contestants are doing something
far more stressful than marrying a stranger -
they're trying to impress Tom Gleeson,
or as I'm known on this show, the Taskmaster!
And just like one of those reality shows,
if they win, they get to spend the rest of their life
with someone they love - me.
Or at least this replica of my head
made from Australia's finest polystyrene and gold paint.
Wow!
How could you not love it?
Putting their brains and bodies on the line as always,
it's our season one contestants,
Danielle Walker, Jimmy Rees,
Julia Morris, Luke McGregor and Nina Oyama.
And by my side is a man with a name that hasn't aged well.
It's 2023. Times have changed.
He should be called Tom 'PayWave-person'.
It's Tom Cashman.
There he is.
Is it prize task time? You know it is.
Tonight our contestants have been asked to bring in
the thing someone else will miss the most.
Ooh!
The winning prize will be awarded 5 points by the Taskmaster
and whoever wins tonight's episode will take home all five prizes.
Alright, let's end some friendships.
Danielle, what have you brought in?
Um, I snuck into Nina's house
and stole one half of every pair of her shoes.
What?!
I was...
..I was looking for that Doc Marten!
They are your shoes, not just something
that's been dodgied up by the prop department?
No, they're genuinely my shoes.
They're, like, my most embarrassing shoes as well.
How did you sneak in?
Well, Nina lives about 500 metres from my hairdresser
and she doesn't lock her front door.
It's true. Oh, OK. That's quite devious.
Julia, what have you brought us?
My daughter is going to miss a gas mask that she has in her room.
Um...
OK, why does your daughter have a gas mask in her room?
She likes a lot of kind of cool, sinister stuff.
I didn't tell her I was taking it out of her room.
It's part of a big artistic installation.
But she still hasn't noticed.
The room's set up in a very certain way
and things are here and they don't move
and that has just been missing for days.
You mentioned she hasn't noticed that?
Uh, Nina, what's the thing you think someone will miss the most?
My housemate has, like, Q-tips in a little canister.
And I brought them in. Oh.
He hasn't told me that he misses them, but I can tell.
I can tell. I don't know.
I feel like...he wouldn't miss them.
He'll just think they've run out and he'll just buy more.
Oh, no, they're, like, all over the bathroom sink.
I just went like that and then I ran away with the container.
I don't want to ruin the tension,
but I suspect you're not gonna get many points.
Jimmy, what have you brought in?
Well, mine's quite specific.
The person who's someone else is Tom Cashman
and I think that in a basketball competition,
he will miss the most.
Yep, I get it. It makes sense.
OK, are you good at basketball?
Um, I can shoot a basketball ring probably better than him,
so that's...
Do you play basketball?
I've been playing for, I think, 15 years.
Great news. Great.
And how often would you play? Oh, weekly.
OK, like, in a team? Yeah, yeah.
OK, Luke, what did you bring in?
Um, first of all,
I want to say that I'm sorry.
I thought, "What is something that I already have
"that someone that I know would miss the most?"
So I brought in...red hair.
Um, Luke...
..it looks like pubic hair.
And I got news for you. I'm not missing that.
In fact, I've got more than you'd expect.
As I said before, very...very sorry.
Well, unfortunately, there's a built-in assumption
to what you're doing there, see,
'cause you're presuming I miss it and I don't.
What about for protection from the sun and stuff?
Hat.
Oh, am I worried it will affect my TV career? No!
I'm gonna put Luke at the bottom on 1
because I don't miss it, I don't miss my red hair.
So, yeah, you're on 1.
Nina, the cotton tips, you gotta be on 2
'cause the thing you think he's gonna miss
is just a vessel to put cotton tips in and he can replace it with a cup.
I'm gonna put Jimmy on 3 in the middle
just because we can't actually resolve
whether you would miss the most or he would miss the most.
I suspect Jimmy would.
Wouldn't it be awesome if,
after 15 years of playing basketball, I whooped his ass?
And Julia's on 4 with the gas mask.
But you can't fault Danielle.
I mean, taking half of Nina's shoes. 5 points!
Sorry, Nina.
Shall we watch a task?
Let's do it. It's time for an old-fashioned race.
Hello, Tom. Hi there.
Hi, Tom. Hi.
What we should do is just give ourselves
permission to shine this time.
Oh, yeah. Oh, good Lord.
Oh, yum. More food.
Ooh, we've got some of these... Yes!
I think they're generic mints.
Ooh, look! Generic mints! Beautiful.
Let's read it all together.
It says, "Reinvent the wheel." Oh, dear Lord, help us.
"Fit the car's axle
"with something that is not a wheel..."
"Then drive it to the finish line."
"Fastest to drive across the finish line wins."
"Your time starts...
"..now."
OK, can I first ask what an axle is?
It's the bits at the end where the wheels stick to.
This one seems simple - reinvent the wheel.
The task is to create a new wheel for the remote-controlled car
and then drive the remote-controlled car through an obstacle course.
Fastest wins.
Here's our first effort. It's the eggs three - Luke, Jimmy and Nina.
OK, something that's not a wheel that's still - whoa! - round.
OK, let's just find something that's a wheel. To the shed?
I'm gonna get some cable ties. I saw some cable ties somewhere.
Alright, I'll be...I'll be here.
This was a bad idea. Don't tell the people I did this.
Secret's safe with you, Tom?
Is there any incentive for me not to tell the others?
Yeah.
I'll bash you.
OK, do you think this will...
Yeah, so we're cutting one off? Yeah.
I'll go get scissors. Yeah, let's do that.
I'll try and untie it. You get scissors.
Jimmy. Yo.
Luke sat in the car.
And it broke?
Well, he told me not to tell you.
OK, so now our team has trust issues.
Thank you for bringing that to my attention.
I appreciate that. That's OK.
OK, so here's the... Here's what we need to do.
We need to basically attach that to that
and then that goes in there like that.
Shall we just do it? Hey, I reckon...
Fastest wins. Just push. Oh, my God, oh, my God.
OK, alright. Here we go. Alright.
Do you want to wear this helmet? No! It's the fastest one wins!
Just do it. Come on! OK. Oh, wow!
We're running out of time! I'll wear the helmet, then.
Safety first, safety first. You guys are so slow.
Look at this! Boom!
Go on! Go, you good thing!
Yes! Come on! Go! Yes!
Can you run after it and tell me if I need to turn?
You can follow it also. Oh, I can?
Yeah, why not? Yeah!
Come on. Yeah, you're good. Go! You got this.
You can do it! Yes.
Oh, over the jump! He shoots, he scores!
Yes! Ahh! Whoo!
Yes! Yeah!
Fang it! Oh, you did it!
Hey!
That was good! Here it goes.
Thanks, buddy. That was fun, Tom. That was a fun one.
He didn't want us to know he sat in it before.
Oh, you sat in it? Who told you?
Tom told me.
I thought it was only right to tell your team that.
So I apologise.
I won't forget this. You've made a powerful enemy.
Well, we...we won't forget it either. Hey.
Yeah, sorry.
So it wasn't so much a reinvention of the wheel.
It was more just, "We'll get something else
"that's shaped like a wheel and put it on instead."
I feel like the wheel's pretty sorted.
Like...like, if we had truly invented a better wheel,
we probably would've not done the rest of this show and be rich.
Before we continue,
I just wanted to say that Luke threatened to bash me.
Tom, I'm really sorry. It was an empty, empty, empty threat.
It was... I'm joking. I apologise.
So how'd they do?
Our first team made it across the line in 10 minutes and 12 seconds.
OK, more wheel reinvention coming up right after this!
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
We're in the middle of a task.
Tom, bring us up to speed.
Our contestants are trying to build a wheel
and then drive a remote-controlled car through an obstacle course.
What time are we trying to beat?
We're trying to beat 10 minutes and 12 seconds.
OK, surely someone can do better.
I...I would not say that.
It's the dancing queens. Here's Danielle and Julia.
We could do these. We could glue that in maybe.
You think young people just run all the time?
How do you even know how to do this? How can I help?
Who are you?!
I mean, it's... It might fall off.
Danielle, it's incredible!
Ooh, ooh! Oh, wait. I think we can move back.
Ohh! How do you even know how to do stuff?
This is... It's just like a small version of a real car.
Yes, right, right, right.
Just fang it off the ramp. Let's send it!
Let's go, let's go, let's go. I'm so proud of you right now.
I know I'm not contributing, but what I wanted to do is support you.
Beautiful. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
You are amazing.
Ooh, we got the... No, it's right.
I reckon you're right. Slow.
Ooh! Oh.
Shove the... Get your ball on.
Maybe we have to back it up and really send it.
Come on, baby!
Ohh! Come on, baby. Yes, yes!
Oh, wait. Maybe the wheel's come off.
On every level.
Could we maybe stick this to this or something?
What about a lovely, friendly wave from the driver's seat too?
Yeah, beautiful. That's... Oh.
Oh. Come on, dude!
Have I ruined it, doing that? No, no, no, no, no.
So maybe we could put some rocks on the side of it, like this.
You know, normally I just call someone and throw money at it.
Are you actually making it as thick as the wheel?
I'm trying. My love for you is deep, Danielle.
Ooh...
Danielle! It's lost the wheel. Oh-ho-ho-ho!
We just need to get it over that. We can put the wheel back on.
I feel like it needs propping up at the front
and then it'll go over the hand once those wheels are in motion.
Oh!
It's still going, babe!
The brilliance of your idea may have taken us there today.
We're so close, baby. And, look, we're waving at other motorists.
One more.
Ohh!
We've got it!
Huh, huh, huh.
Ooh!
Uhh! Ahh!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
High-five, babes!
Alright. 'Bye!
See you tomorrow!
So there's the dance again. No extra points.
Um, if you have just joined us,
for this whole series, Julia and Danielle
always have to do a dance at the end of their team tasks.
They get no points for it
and we didn't ask the other team to do the task.
Now, Tom, you said this was a team task.
I feel like we just watched Julia watching Danielle complete that task.
Is that fair?
I think it really stretched the definition of 'moral support'.
OK, so this is the dream team at work again.
Danielle, you were 100% focused on the task
and you don't care about the entertainment.
And, Julia, you were all entertainment, no task.
Yep. Absolutely.
Between the two of you, you're one player.
This was me and Julia's second task together
and this is the one I thought,
"Has she been given a bonus task to sabotage?"
You would be right in thinking that.
Like, I had no idea what I was doing.
Well, Tom Cashman, should we do the big reveal?
I think we should. I think now is the time for the reveal.
OK. No, Julia's just bad.
To be fair, that's not a huge "reveal".
OK, was their time enough to make them win?
What do you reckon? No.
So 10 minutes and 12 seconds was the time to beat.
Julia and Danielle took 28 minutes and 55 seconds.
OK, well, I'm happy to allocate points.
I feel that the bad improv group,
they did a good job, but not a great job
so I'm gonna give them all 4.
And Julia and Danielle can get 2.
Oh, lovely. Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
That's about right.
How does that affect the overall scores for this episode?
Tied for first place,
currently we have Danielle and Jimmy with 7 points.
OK, next task, please, lesser Tom.
This goes out to everyone
who tells people who work on this show to grow up.
Hello! Hi, Julia.
Well, well, well. Tom Cashman.
Hyah! Whoo! Hah!
How are you? I'm alright.
Not a man of many emotions, are you?
I wouldn't say that.
Buttons.
And $100 US.
"Age or de-age yourself."
"You must reveal your aged or de-aged self in 20 minutes."
"The biggest difference from your real age..." Pfft!
"..wins."
Um, OK, well, do you need to see me doing it
or would you just like me to present myself?
I'd like you to read the last line. Oh, my God!
What are... It's a proper mental block.
I literally just get to... I don't even know why.
Anyway, my time starts now, sir.
Why are there buttons and a $100 note on the table?
What do you call a $100 note in America?
100 bucks? Big ones? Buttons?
A $100 bill? 100 buckeroos?
A George Washington?
What is his name?
What's it start with, what letter? It starts with a B.
Benjamin Franklin. Mmm.
OK, so this is Benjamin. Mmm.
'Benjamin Button'!
So our contestants have to either age or de-age themselves,
but it's all about the difference between their real age
and the age that they become.
Who's up first? He's an old soul.
That's right - his soul has some pretty outdated views.
It's Luke McGregor!
Um...
Ask me about immigrants.
What do you think about immigrants?
Blergh!
Despite the evidence that they're quite good for the economy.
How do you feel about, um, negative gearing?
Uh, yeah, I got a lot of properties, so I love it.
And you know what else I love?
Fox and Sky News.
You know who else I love?
God!
Well...
..I guess I better head back to the bus stop.
Do you want any last words of advice from...from an old man?
Yeah, what's your biggest regret?
That's not advice. That's just making me feel sad.
Well, it is advice because I'll try to avoid...
My biggest regret is talking to you and you ask me that question!
'Bye, Tom. See you, Luke.
I kind of want to be friends with that guy.
They're all my interests too.
Why were you wearing a top hat? What was that about?
Because old... old people wear top hats.
I'm about...about 197.
You were quite eloquent. You didn't seem doddery at all.
I would say you were about 75.
Well, that gives us 35 years different from his actual age.
Oh, no, you can't see it, but I also lost my bowels.
Any time Luke is under any pressure on this show,
he just says he's pissed himself.
Well, I can't 'cause I've got a catheter, so...
Right, when did you get that? Like, when you were 74 last year?
No, it's one of the olden day catheters.
Just my penis wrapped in a handkerchief.
OK, more older or younger old or young people
coming up when Taskmaster returns.
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
Would you like to win half of Nina Oyama's shoes?
Well, bad luck. You can't.
Someone already on this show is going to win them.
Tom, what are we doing now?
Four millennial comedians and Julia Morris
are trying to either age or de-age themselves
and the biggest gap between their real age
and the age they appear wins.
OK, let's see another attempt.
He worked in children's TV, but can he children try to be?
It's Jimmy Rees.
Waaa!
Waa! Wa!
Jimmy, were you doing dress-ups again?
Yes! It's your specialty.
It was a very strong commitment to character, I thought.
Yeah, I feel like that's been my life for the last seven years,
so, you know, babies and small children.
So I went backwards in age, which...
I don't know if I made the right choice, but.
I just realised a gross way that we could've won -
if we created a...a sperm sample and just put that on the table.
I mean...
Oh, amazing!
I reckon, Jimmy, I'm gonna say...
..three months, you were three months old there.
But we're doing it by the year,
so we're not gonna break it down to months, are we?
Make it 35? That means it's currently a tie.
35 years. We might have to go to months.
Why would you want to do that? That makes you lose.
I'm just trying to think when my birthday is.
OK, yeah, fair point. 34 and 9 months. 35 years.
You just dropped yourself a place. Well done, Jimmy!
Up next, a panic-stricken spring chicken.
It's Nina Oyama.
Excuse me!
Excuse me! Can anyone hear me?
I've dropped my umbrella!
Oh, what's happened here?
Oh, thank you, kind young sir.
Oh, I can see again.
Have you seen...Nina Oyama around?
Nup. Nup.
Nah.
How old are you?
Oh...85.
What year were you born?
F...
Nineteen...
..four...third...
..thirty...
..seven is the year I was born.
Oh, right, thanks.
If you were a more senior person
who was watching someone do a character that was a bit like this,
how do you think you'd feel?
Oh, I'd be like, "That's me!
"It's good to finally get some representation around here."
But what's this time book saying?
It's saying zero. Saying zero?
Thanks, Nina.
Now, I thought we were supposed to be
just ageing or de-ageing the contestants,
but then just out of nowhere, just some old woman turned up on the set.
Who was that and where did she come from?
I have no idea. Yeah, me either.
But she seemed really cool.
Well, that's really... Nina's not gonna be able to get any points.
It was me! It was me! Really?
Yeah, that's how good I am at de-ageing and ageing.
I'd believe you were 85, you know, with your mannerisms.
OK, cool. Sweet. Cheers, man.
I thought you did a really good job.
Oh! That... You never say that. That's really nice.
That means it's a 56-year age difference.
OK. Ooh.
Suck it!
56? That's gonna be hard to beat. Who's next?
She's ageless and she'll never die. It's Julia Morris!
Up!
What's that around your mouth?
Food. Oh.
Is this it or are you gonna...
This is it. OK.
I'm not really sure what else you're looking for, hey?
You put food all over your face and appear braless on television.
I'm not really sure...
I'm not asking for more. I was just clarifying.
How much longer have I got? 2 minutes and 42 seconds.
Yes, I'm...I'm gonna see it out, babe.
You are? OK.
I've been on the television for nearly 45 years now, Tom.
Just a fun way to end it, I guess.
Oh, thank God. Yeah.
Oh, God.
Hang on. There's a choozie coming out the side.
I think it's best you look away.
Mmm. Yeah.
Just for your own mental health, really, more than anything.
Right.
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
I mean, that even made me feel ill.
So you were a baby.
I'm thinking you were presenting as one
'cause you could just say single words, like you were saying, "Up."
You were about one? I thought I was younger.
Then I started speaking. I might have been a prodigy.
I was happy to take you as one,
then you started to talk in complete sentences.
Then you said you were worried about one of your boobs falling out,
which that at least puts you past puberty.
So I'm starting to think you were 18.
In "fetish" world?
Yeah, you were just 18,
had a bit of a weird baby fetish every now and then.
Maybe. Maybe. And liked to pretend to be a cat.
Maybe!
'Cause you were an 18-year-old on drugs.
Yeah, definitely.
Does that sound about right? Mate, I am with you.
Yeah? That's exactly how it looks.
Well, if I say that you were 18,
with your age, you've still got a fair bit of wriggle room there.
It's true, it's true.
A 37-year age difference.
Aww! Gee, I'm really regretting not being a baby now.
Anyone left, Tom Cashman?
Of anyone I know, she's got one of the highest GMPMs -
that's 'grandparent mentions per minute'.
I wonder if she'll go old or young.
It's Danielle Walker.
Hello.
Oh, right, hi, Danielle.
Oh, oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, I gotta put my tit up on the table.
Oh.
You look pretty good.
Oh, thank you.
You look...fine.
That's quite rude. What's rude?
To not compliment a lady.
Oh, you...you look beautiful.
You don't deserve to see my tits.
OK. How old are you, out of interest?
I'm 300. OK.
You do look good for 300. Thank you.
Do you want to, um, give us a bit of a look at your...body?
Oh, times have changed, haven't they?
When I was born, you never asked a lady to...
..show you her body.
What? What do you want to see? Hey?
What do you want to see, young man?
I don't have a particular preference,
but I was curious.
Well, curiosity kills the cat, doesn't it? Yeah.
Is your...is your back OK?
No!
Does it look OK?
No.
What's your favourite thing about being old?
Oh, what's all...what's all this hassling about?
This wasn't...
It wasn't, "We're gonna have a four-hour interview afterwards
"with the old you."
Was it?!
That's not what we were gonna...
I would've planned a backstory
so that I didn't look like I'd lost my frickin' mind!
You're allowed to go at any time. Oh, good.
Thanks, Danielle.
Wasn't that a joy, just having
a little walk around in Danielle's sick mind?
So how old were you? 300.
In the first episode of Taskmaster, you made a montage of your own life
and in that, you said you died when you were 410.
Oh, yeah, she's got plenty of life left in her.
You're not even quite in your twilight years at 300.
I would like to apologise.
It's the first and last time I will ever ask a woman,
"Please show me your body."
It didn't sound great out of context, does it?
OK, alright.
Well, I'm happy to accept 300 because it's...
No!
Well, it forms part of a larger narrative.
You said you were gonna die when you're 410. It all checks out.
Yeah, but she didn't even have a top hat.
Well, then, Danielle's score
is 270 years.
Thank you, thank you.
That means Jimmy receives 1 point. Luke gets 2.
Julia 3. Nina with 4.
And Danielle takes home the task with 5 points!
Should we move on to another task?
Of course we should. This one's a tribute to all the dads out there.
Hi. Hi, Jimmy.
Good morning.
I'm in vintage form, I'm not gonna lie.
I do have some post, though, that I need to attend to.
Letterbox?
Oh! Oh, dear Lord.
Oh, dear. There's some bread in there, babes.
I told you never again to put bread with sauce on it in my letterbox.
I'm sorry. You've disobeyed me.
Ooh, it's hot, it's h...! It's not hot. It's normal.
"Save the snag from the barbie."
"Least burnt snag wins."
"Your time starts now."
Where...where's the barbie?
Where's the barbie?
All the information you need is in the task.
OK, you stay there. I'll go find it.
I might come with you.
Yeah, OK. Yeah, you come with me.
OK, as much as I want to dive right in to some sausage-hunting,
it's going to have to wait.
More Taskmaster after this!
Welcome back to Taskmaster
where five comedians are trying to win
a snippet of Luke McGregor's hair.
What's happening, Tom Cashman?
Each contestant is trying to save a snag from a barbie,
least burnt sausage wins.
Who's up first?
Here's three brats who are the worst -
it's Nina, Luke and Jimmy.
Let's go save a snag. Should I run?
I feel like I should run if it's burning.
It's probably in the kitchen
'cause that's where a barbecue would be.
Barbecue in the kitchen? Oh, no, it wouldn't.
Trying to smell a burning snag.
Is it over here?
I can't sniff a snag.
Wait. I just want to smell, do a sniff test.
What do you smell? Shh!
I can't smell anything. Maybe I've got COVID.
Nah, nah, nah. Too soon, too soon. Shouldn't have made that joke. OK.
I've got something, Cashman.
Ooh! Oh, my God!
How do I...
Oh!
That's a pumpkin! Dammit!
I'm coming, sausage.
Is that... Careful for heat.
That's not a sausage.
Keep up, Tom!
Another barbecue!
Do you guys want to see a one-handed cartwheel?
I'd love to.
Nah, I can't be bothered.
Oh. But I can do it!
Nuggets?
So take your corn.
Get out of here.
In some ways, it looks like you've hit a snag.
Ugh! How long have you had that one in your pocket for?
About two minutes.
I suppose you hit a snag just then, didn't you?
I've hit two snags.
The back of the car. That makes sense.
That's where I normally have a barbecue.
Oh, that's...
Would you say you've hit a snag?
You're wasting my time.
There's a lot of misleading barbecues.
Chicken nuggets?!
No!
It's gotta be outside. It would be irresponsible to have one inside.
I smell something burning. Where is it?
I'll just quickly check in here.
Oh, a smell. There's a smell, there's a smell.
Oh! OK, OK. There it is.
Dammit!
Oh, my God!
Hang on. What was the task?
That's off.
Finished.
Oh, Jesus!
OK, thanks, mate.
So I'm gonna say you all lived through an actual nightmare of mine.
That's running around an empty mansion
and just constantly running into vegetarian barbecues.
How disappointed were you every time you came up with another vegetable?
I felt like a little dog running around on a leash.
I actually kinda liked it.
I was disappointed when I found the barbecue.
I was like, "Aww! No more running!"
I had to go to the toilet, but I couldn't 'cause of the GoPro.
Were you not wearing your handkerchief that day, Luke?
Oh, yes, true.
Nina saved her snag after 8 minutes and 12 seconds.
Jimmy, 7 minutes and 46 seconds.
And Luke, 7 minutes and 22 seconds.
Yes!
More, please, lesser Tom.
They call her 'The Butchery' 'cause she's full of bangers.
It's Danielle Walker!
It's the decision. Do I go that way or do I go that way? Arggh!
Um, OK. Barn, barn.
Barn? Yes.
I feel like I saw something. OK, this way.
That was not open before.
It said sausage. Snag.
It looks like you've hit a snag.
You're annoying.
Ah!
This is a pumpkin. OK, so a pumpkin.
Mmm. And bread. Bread...
You have them in soup.
Um...
Corn?!
Corn, pumpkin, bread.
What does that mean? Tom?
Yeah? What does it mean?
What do you mean, what does it mean? Corn, pumpkin, bread.
Corn, pumpkin, bread.
No.
Corn, pumpkin, bread.
Chicken nuggets.
Chicken...
..nuggets.
Corn...
There's gotta be a clue.
Barbecue.
Corn.
Is there, like, a tiny Barbie? Like a Barbie doll?
No, that is still there.
Is there a place that I've missed looking?
Have I missed an area of the house,
like in that room with the curtains?
Is it this way?
Oh, my gosh. I knew it was a Barbie...
This... That is not a barbie.
That is a burner and this is not a Barbie.
She's not an actual Barbie.
It's not written on her, but this is not a Barbie.
There's a hole. That's not a Barbie, classic Barbie shape.
Anyway, um, yeah. So I'm done, right?
Yep. Thanks, Danielle.
Tell Gleeson he has no idea about barbies.
You can...you can tell him. I will.
Yeah, I heard you loud and clear.
I do have no idea about barbies, but I don't feel bad about it.
But something I really enjoyed in watching you do that task, Danielle,
was last week you spent a very long time
not being able to spot the alphabet being the pattern
whereas this time you were looking for a pattern where there wasn't one.
And you spent the whole... the whole task
trying to work out a pattern that wasn't there.
Yeah.
What pattern were you thinking might be there?
I didn't know and I was like, "There's gotta be more
"than just running around aimlessly."
Sometimes it's just that.
Sometimes it's whole episodes of just that.
Give us the time. I suspect it's long.
More than double the other ones - 15 minutes and 50 seconds.
Alright, time to fire up your own barbies at home
and chuck a kettle on top of it.
If that's how you choose to make your tea, good luck to you.
I don't really give a shit.
We're taking a break for a few minutes.
See you soon with more Taskmaster.
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Welcome back to Taskmaster.
Do you smell something, Tom Cashman?
Yeah, all I smell is good-natured competition and fun...
..and sausages.
Our contestants are trying to find a sausage on a barbie.
Least burnt snag wins.
Which sausage-saver remains?
Can you imagine what jokes she'd make
if she was introducing a sausage-based task?
I can and it's funny.
Here's Julia Morris.
Do you know what? If anyone can find a sausage...
Anyway, alright.
Is it, like, a Barbie? Like, a Barbie doll Barbie?
Who's to say? And then how long have I got, babes?
It's fastest wins. Oh, God, help me.
I'm going towards the house,
but I'm not sure that's the right thing to do, babes.
It feels like 'The Blair Witch Project', Tom!
Wipe your feet, babes, 'cause it's quite messy outside.
Alright, where are you, Barbie?
Barbie?
Oh!
Here she is!
Thank you, Barbie.
Oh, she's given me the whole fruit and nut bar.
Well done.
Thank you, Barbie.
So did you...did you see any of the other barbecues?
No!
Like, did you even spot one of them?
Tom, I would've thought after all these weeks
you know me well enough to know that was not a plan,
it wasn't a clever strategy.
It was literally just running in
and getting lucky with a sausage, which...
So essentially when you do nothing, you win.
That's what I've noticed. The less you do, the better you perform.
What's that about?
It's my whole career, Tom.
Do we even need a time? I suspect it was next to nothing.
3 minutes and 8 seconds.
Let's have a look at your sausages, see how you did. We can compare them.
Ohh!
Julia's the clear winner. Mmm.
And Danielle... Danielle's a clear loser.
We have Danielle with 1 point. Nina with 2. Jimmy with 3.
Luke with 4. And the winner of the task is Julia with 5 points.
OK! Amazing!
But how are they scoring in the episode so far?
Julia is leading on 14!
How is that possible?
How did this happen?
OK, I've heard enough. Everyone up on stage for a live task!
Tom Cashman, who is telling us what's going on?
That would be Jimmy. Could you please read the task?
I can.
"Make your monster meaner.
"You have 30 seconds. Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
"The least mean monster will be eliminated."
Ooh! Alright, are we ready? 30 seconds.
OK, well, I feel this is a very easy elimination to make
because four of them definitely look angry
and one of them looks a bit out of it.
And I think we all know...
..which one that is.
To be fair, he's got a gun and he's flipping the bird.
Like, I couldn't tell he has a gun.
To me, it looked like he had a trumpet facing towards him.
So I think Julia's gone. Aww!
God, you gotta draw more. Thank God I was knocked out.
"Make your monster cuter.
"You have 30 seconds. Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
"The least cute monster will be eliminated."
Ready, set...
"Make your monster cuter"?
Yes, and I should point out Luke's changed his
from "I eat kids" to "I love kids".
I'm really just trying to pick between Jimmy's and Luke's.
I know that Luke's monster loves kids
whereas Jimmy's monster has the inner rage
of a children's TV show host
who really doesn't like kids anymore.
I think Jimmy has to go.
Aww!
Thank you.
"Make your monster more prestigious.
"You have 30 seconds. Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
"The least prestigious monster will be eliminated."
OK, why is yours more prestigious, Nina?
Um, books.
Because of books? Oh, yeah.
Very prestigious people read books.
That's how they get their 'precision'.
I'm guessing that book's not the dictionary.
I can't quite see what you've done there, Luke,
to make your monster any more prestigious.
That's the Nobel Peace Prize.
What about you, Danielle? What have you got there?
That's a number one medal
and then that's your head, the Taskmaster prize.
Well, there's nothing more prestigious than that,
so it's just between these two other losers.
Nobel Peace Prize...or books.
Pretty even to me.
What does 'prestigious' mean?
You'll have plenty of time after this to go and look in a...a book.
I think you have to go, Nina. OK.
"Make your monster sexier.
"You have 30 seconds. Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
"Sexiest monster wins."
OK, we're down to two sexy monsters, but I don't choose my sexy lightly.
I'll need a bit of time to think about it.
I'll see you after the break
and we'll choose our sexiest monster and tonight's winner!
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
Very soon, we will be awarding a lock of Luke McGregor's hair
from God knows where to one lucky contestant.
But how are they doing in the series so far?
Luke is in fifth place currently on 71 points.
Then we have Nina on 74.
We have Jimmy with 89.
Danielle with 91.
But Julia Morris is leading on 95 points!
This is off the back of not paying attention
and doing the least amount possible.
Yes!
OK, well, I have to make a decision here.
I have to decide which of these
hideous beasts before me is the sexiest.
I'm talking about the pictures.
Before you make your final decision, see this medal here?
Yep. They won that for sex.
And you would know about that 'cause as we know,
you won the Grand Final of Sex.
That's right.
Whereas, Danielle, yours is sexy because, um...
It's also got a medal for sex too
and it's got number one written on it.
Oh, we have no way of knowing whether Danielle copied Luke.
I mean, mine doesn't say "I love kids".
I may have forgotten to change that.
OK, and so you've decided rather than just
seductively showing some decolletage, the boobs are just out?
Yeah, I said, "Full tit."
The caption's very unfortunate for you, Luke.
It suggests laws were broken.
So I think I'm gonna have to go with Danielle's.
OK. Yeah.
That means for this live task, we have Julia with 1 point,
Jimmy with 2, Nina with 3, Luke with 4
and Danielle takes it home with 5 points.
OK!
Well, what does it mean for our overall scoreboard, Tom Cashman?
For this episode, we have Jimmy in fifth place,
then we have a three-way tie between Julia, Luke and Nina on 15 points,
which means the winner of the episode is Danielle with 18 points!
Congratulations, Danielle!
Five things that someone else will miss
are truly going to be missed because they belong to you now.
Get on stage and take what's yours even though they're someone else's!
Tonight, we learnt that vegetables are not sausages,
we learnt that living to 300 really does a number on your back
and we learnt that they pretty much
nailed the invention of the wheel the first time.
Most of all, we learnt that our winner for episode six is Danielle!
Show her some love by bashing your hands together aggressively.
We'll see you next time!
Let's send it!
It's stinging my vajeen!
That's gross. Strange unit, you are.
You want to just make out instead?
Boom!
Dinner is served!
Yeah, my asshole is in heaps of trouble.
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